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If for whatever reason, you had to frequently keep some high school kid company, (be it your relative or your friend's kid etc etc) what wisdom/advice could you give to them?
How would you make sure they grow up to never become anything like us? Remember, you're constantly there in front of them, so do your best to guide them the right way while keeping them happy.
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>>37534451
I'd introduce them to drugs and crime.
I would rather be an alpha criminal than a beta law-abiding citizen.
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>>37534492
You'd just be a beta criminal, which is a failed one who ends up dead or in jail.
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>>37534566
Even alpha criminals end up dead or in jail.
t. cop
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>>37534492
That's a no-no senpai.
Drugs and crime are bad for you. You have to help them become better than we are.
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>>37534451
If you want my advice: don't give unsolicited life advice. You have to really understand someone before you can give them meaningful advice, and to really understand them I think they have to be similar to you and have had similar experiences. Without that understanding you're just lecturing, just talking at them.
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You're going to die in the end, and therefore anything you do in life is meaningless since you will not remember it. Therefore do whatever the hell you want.
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THINK before doing/saying things
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