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No, what the fuck? I just tug at my willy until I don't feel horny, why overcomplicate shit?

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>>37550085
Nah but I've thinking of getting some sort of prostate massager, and i'll probably give into degeneracy and get it.

Just cocaine and booze. It feels good to fight my way past the coke dick to a rock hard erection that can keep me occupied for hours.

>>37550085
I have a pink dildo. I'm a boy.

i built the complicated maze in my head and put the libido in there
with this process i discovered the true themes of the mythical tale of the minotaur
some days i worry that this libido will grow clever and defeat the labyrinth so i constantly expand it and throw phony shetaur sexdolls into it for some extra confusion that is also satisfying for it
i may try to rearrange this labyrinth into a living morphological conceptualization of any puzzling matter of my life and have the libidotaur traverse the passages for the solution
now i would really be having virginity work for my favor then as all secrets of the universe will be revealed by the automated complexities of compartmentalized frustration

>>37550123
Target sells vibrators now so just go through self check out and no one will know. No fleshlites, though.