>>37772722
>snowy owl
literally hoo
The magpie. As smart as a crow but even cuter.
>>37772798
>choosing the niggers of birds
>>37772820
>not having nigger domestication as a hobby.
Plebeians, everyone.
>>37772722
Horses
Or frogs, either or
>>37772722
might be a faggoty option but for me it's the dog
-good friends
-loyal
-can learn tricks
-great feetwarmer
Kitties are the only animal I like at all.
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Snow leopard. Most antisocial animal out there, can spend most of it's lifespan without hardly having any contact with other animals of it's species.
The Kakapo should be the official /r9k/ power animal.
It's a degenerated parrot, that forgot how to fly, but also forgot, that it forgot how to fly. Therefore it will try to jump off a tree, but just fall to the ground.
Also, the kakapo has no concept of predatory animals. When a predator comes close (cat for instance), the kakapo will just wait and see what happens.
Most importantly though: The male kakapo has a mating call, the females find repulsive. Therefore the kakapo reproduces at an extremely slow rate (if at all).
Kakapo for the win
sauce: Douglas Adams' "Last chance to see"
>>37772954
>tfw no magpie or crow to teach him to go pick shiny things for me in exchange of treats
I bet there is someone out there who's already done this, to train one of these birds to go find coins and jewels lost in the streets and bring them back to earn money. I mean, those birds are smart, I'm sure someone could pull this off.
tfw you will never exploit mother nature.
>>37772987
>Most antisocial animal out there
How do they eat then?
I like turtlesand dragons
>>37773202
Turtles arent real you dipwad
Possums, they're cute and they have cute fingerless glove paws.
>>37773017
Not too mention that that they apparently release a pongy body odour
Toads are incredibly cool, I wish people could appreciate them. They're bros.
>always look discontent or grumpy
>walk funny
>can't jump everywhere like frogs because they're too fat
>not slimy
>calm to just sit and chill
>>37773594
that settles it
Kakapo = NEET Animal
Worm.
Origionallie
>>37772722
Harpy
i like the color of his feathers
Would say dogs but that's too meta.
Red-eared sliders. They're aquatic turtles
fuckers will quite literally stack on top of eachother to get more sun. What other animal makes twin towers out of itself and its friends? Pic related.
My favourite animal is the homo sapien. Mainly because I'm one of those.
>>37774397
Shit taste
Opig