Fembot thread

>tfw 3 points

master race

>tfw no 0 point fembot gf

Ugly girls are the cutest

What's the points for male robots

>tfw you missed out on being an emo in your teens

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>tfw got a 15

>>37772611
17 points desu i-is that good

>>37772611
19, though I'm not sure if I have a good enough hourglass shape

This is a retarded list
It implies I'm anything but trash

>>37773618
tell me more about how you achieved this

>>37773673
Fuck off, summerfag

Oriignalaldbd

>>37773658
How do we know if oir feet are cute tho, obsessed with feet now.

>>37773698
They're size 6 in woman's, prettty small

>has any mental illness
-20 points

>>37773685
>underweight
>cute feet
>hourglass shape
>healthy hair
>virgin

>>37773705
Does small necessarily mean cute tho?

>>37773756
What you want pics or something?

>>37773740
>cute feet

I need non sexual evidence of this

I'll give you the rest

>>37773658
>>37773645
>>37773618
>all these fembots claiming to be virgins

YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN IF YOU LOST YOUR HYMEN IN AN "ACROBATICS ACCIDENT" OR "BOATING TRIP"

>>37772611
> no acne
> underweight
>healthy hair
>innie
> virgin
I get 15 points wooooo what do I win

>>37772611
Anyone who isn't a virgin is a filthy fucking whore and needs to leave.

>>37773782
yes you will show your feet then post contact

>>37773798
Some grills are born without a hymen you dingus.

>>37772611

>Roasties earn their beef by tirelessly impaling themselves on countless cocks, each of them teeming with distinct microbes. It breaks my heart to learn another well-intentioned beta has been ensared, face-first, by some harpie's bioweapon. Unbelievable as it may sound, pussy in "feminist" countries is more hazardous than a lifetime of smoking cigarettes. You can imagine why their aren't pink ribbon campaigns for inferior males who eat pussy and die. Doesn't make it right.

21.

heh. don't hit on me silly boys.

I'm the ultimate femmeboat.

I love niggerdick.

>>37773798
Well I didn't lose it you dip

>tfw 17
>tfw certified qt
Y-you too anon...

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>>37773815
Eat my ass baka

>>37773732
what's your new score fembots?
>me: -5
;_;

>>37773853
>tfw still 19

>>37773851
proof that this thread is full of larpers

>>37772611
>>37772611
disgusting cis girls are shit

>>37772611
lel, top tier: 10 points because virgin

>>37773889
We value virginity in these parts

>>37773798
Lmao at the insecure virgin. My first girlfriend lost her hymen due to gymnastics.

>>37773924
HAHAHAHAH

SHE LOST IT TO A FUCKING NIGGER IN MIDDLE SCHOOL YOU FUCKING KEKOLD

OH YEAH I DONT HAVE A HYMEN BUT IM A VIRGIN I SWEAR I TOTALLY DIDNT HAVE 10 DICKS ALREADY IT JUST BROKE BECAUSE I DID A SPLIT (ON CHADS DICK)

There cannot be this many women on this board. There cannot be this many women on this board.
THERE CANNOT BE THIS MANY WOMEN ON THIS BOARD.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THERE CANNOT BE THIS MANY WOMEN ON THIS BOARD!

No, there are no women here. Of course not. How silly of me.

>>37773843

What up baby. You need that bbc. I gotchu

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>>37773942
R-reel woman on 4chan? No such thing. REEEEEE

>>37773851
those are some big ankles

>>37773939
Real life isn't your virgin cuck fantasies. We don't even have niggers here lmao

>>37773962
>tfw I've never thought about that flaw before and are now going to be insecure about that for the rest of my sad lonely life
:(

>>37773985
Or you can be my gf and give me daily footjobs

>>37773953

Women do not exist. Women are a meme.

>>37773992
But senpai I could crush you between my giant throbbing foot joints

Women definitely are the niggers of gender

>>37773843

Yo, thick white bitch. hmu

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>>37772611
Oh, I guess I'm a certified qt3.14. Thanks for the confidence boost, OP.

>>37773998
Just because you've never seen one doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Look at Jesus

>tfw being a virgin makes me automatically top-tier
>tfw have none of the other qualities
i'd like to scam a robot into paying great money to have me only to laugh at his face when he sees me

>>37774014
I'm hard just imagining how qt you are

Going to cum thinking about you today

>>37774004
And I can crack your skull with my supersayan dick. What's your point?

>>37774004
Sounds good desu.

okjiojio

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>>37772611
i'm not sure about thicc (my thighs are pretty big, i guess) but i scored a 19! that's pretty high! not a titcow so i didn't get a 20

>>37774033
I'll close my eyes and penetrate your virgin pussy, one thrust is enough

Then I will leave with +1 virginity on my extra large ding dong

>>37774033
>it's another fembot says she's ugly when in fact she's probably average or above average episode
Post pics already so I can fap to it.

>>37774055
>>37774057
T-thanks for the ego boost anons

>>37774061
>not a titcow
Get outa 'ere!

>>37774061
Post thighs for thicc assessment

Hey fembot. You, yes, you. If you are reading this and have been a female since birth and still are - respond to this post.

I want to tie you up. With some comfortable and secure ropes. And I want to cuddle with you forever. Just that. I want to see deep into your helpless eyes and know that I'm here and all your power is mine in safekeeping.

Fembots I have a big penis, if you post someting in this thread I'll post it

>>37774071
my virgin pussy shall never be penetrated. that would place me on ugly male level. must protect my rank.

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>>37774024

>implying Jesus exists.

Pic related does not exist irl. You have been duped my friend. Tricked. Trolled. Jooed.

Are there women here? No there are not

>>37774080
i like titcows though, don't get me wrong! i'm friends with several

>>37774086
>tfw ropes
>cuddles
Dang it that's not kinky enough. I'm out

>>37774103
why not just work on your looks in other ways?

>>37774033

Paper bags. They were made for a reason. hmu

>>37774110

>friends

Leave faggot

>>37774109
Y-you got me
The truth is we're just a bunch of scared cucks with inverted dicks who discovered the secret to baby making

>fembot rating
>only getting points for desirable traits

I'm saging your shit because the scale you're using goes in the wrong direction. Go fuck yourself.

>>37772611
>13
Should virginity really be worth that much?

>>37774155
The requirements for being a -bot:

>post and browse r9k

that's all

>>37774182
Yes. If you're not a virgin you're worthless.

>>37773851
>Eat my ass
Yes please let me

>>37774182
Are you kidding? Of course

quick quick question

how does a fembot even gets to a point where she is a fembot?
do you not go to clubs on friday and hunt chads? do you not like snapchat and vodka shots?

>>37774154

Thank you! Very heterosexual point you make.

It is true women have the tiniest dicks and should be shamed for it, however, given that they are a meme it doesn't happen very often does it? Women are such pussies (in the novels they even are often depicted as having pussies on their person!) these cucks would never survive in the non-meme reality.

>>37774201
When your ugly enough chads beat down on you and break your spirit. Rejection hurts and most people don't wanna go through it more than once

>>37774182

You're worthless trash without it.

get of this board!

>>37774061
>lovealexis

traps are not allowed to participate, so btfo please.

>>37773851
>Eat my ass
I'm not the guy you replied to, but I will eat your ass

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Derail all "fembot" threads

>>37774254
>>37774199
Yaaa
Also nice dubs

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>>37774201
Common affliction among fembots is being averse to the outside world to such a degree socialization is impossible.
Similar strains exist of depressed, anxiety ridden, social autism, etc. basically anything that would hinder their exposure to socialization itself.

My suspicion is that, like most robots, this isolation prevents them from becoming better people as a whole and so they become Bot-tier human beings.

>>37774155

Good point. There should be ways to lose points. Shitt, only women get the privilege of being rated on a positive-only scale.

I bet all of you 'fembots' would be negative 50 if personality traits or work ethic or intelligence was measured. Go fuck yourselves

>>37774270
ro||ing
asd

>>37774301
>>37774155
Only appearance matters in a girl, and virginity

>>37774333
oh comeone
a girl with a nice personality that also voice her opinions is sort of nice, i don't want my relationship to look like im domesticating a slave

>>37774061
Didn't you learn your lesson already? Get the fuck out you nigger

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37670370/

>>37774301
If your so passionate add some thingys we can use to deduct points

>>37774301
You'd be surprised.

Unoriginally.

>>37774359
most fembots would start uncontrollably pouring fluids out of their vag if they were about to be enslaved by an attractive man

>>37774375
Be honest. If Brad Pitt walked up to you and started hitting on you you'd blush and pop a chubby.

can any fembot say two words for me on vocaroo?

the two words are

big cock

I promise I'm not ugly

>>37774444
I'm not into men though nice get

>>37774455
>not ugly
>no pic to support that
Sounds like something somebody ugly would sau

>>37774473
omg no i swear i'm not ugly but i really don't like the idea of posting my face on r9k

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>>37774455
Gotta need a timestamped evidential photograph in neutral lighting not using selfie angles to back up your claim first.
My quads guarantee my authority on such subjects i assure you.

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14 points, this seems okay. im not thicc or a titcow though

>>37774222
Woman should be enslaved for existing. Reeeee

>>37774506
Reasonable. I'd never post my face here either anon
>unless it was to get attention

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>tfw you will never have 3-4 fembots in this position in front of you, ready for you to pick and choose who to fuck when

any volunteers?

>>37774372
>>37774373

>never worked a job

-2

>bitchy on period

-2

>dyed hair color

-1

>uses meaningless labels such as 'that's sexist' or 'that's misogyny' in argument

-2

>conforms to any ideology (feminism, marxism, communism, environmentalism, socialism, anarchism, Judaism. Any -ism

-10

>reads books but then watches the movie adaptation

-1

>ever whored for money eg. camwhore

-5

>never goes out of her way to be kind to a stranger

-2

>cries to get her way

-2

>clutters the bathroom with makeup

-2

>wears makeup everyday

-2

>walks around half naked outside and bitches about people looking

-1

>listens to pop music

-1

>cannot think critically and objectively

-2

>Can't survive on her own without family, government, or male aid.

-1

>irresponsible

-2

>wastes money on consumerism

-1

>>37774540

((((They))) do not exist in the material world.

>>37774622
-3
I fill in my eyebrows daily and if you don't watch the movie how can you debate with others on wether the book is better?

>>37774622
>can survive own
Damn. Now i'm down to a 12 out of 13.

>>37774650
The state of mind exists
If there are no woman what do you become when your peepee falls off in an accident

>>37774625
>fembots will never fight on which one gets to suck your cock first
>fembots will never send you weird appreciation gifts like perfumed feathers

FEMBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LINE UP YOUR PUSSIES IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37774705
Wait,, s-so if I start sending perfumed feathers to senpai he won't call the cops?

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>>37772611
16
Love being lame and awkward

>>37774738
yep. its a really good gift

>>37774660

If was supposed to be

>can't survive own

I deleted and reposted the comment

>>37774653

>movie how can you debate with others on wether the book is better?

The book is always better. The movie is the joos stealing some pages from the book and commercializing it for the normies. If you were intelligent you would know this beforehand and wouldn't give in to the jew

>>37774755

That's not you right? You're just trolling right? It's 4chan 101 right?

THAT BETTER NOT BE YOU.

Get out get out get ouuuuuuuut

>>37774784
I respect your opinion but it is WRONG

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>>37774813

Movies are sometimes better than the books? Which movie?

>>37774828
A clockwork orange is one example

>>37774784
Oh. Then i'm still sitting at 13.

>>37774755
Sorry to disappoint, but she's wearing my dream clothes, I wish I was confident enough to go outside wearing vintage skirts/dresses.

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>>37773939
Either you're a failed bait, with only one answer, or you should really start getting out of your bed and /pol/ and start going to school or something

>>37774653
**So down to 16

>>37774862
>>37774807
I keep messing up today :)

>>37774864
t. fembot who lost her hymen in a tragic circus performance accident

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>>37773802
you get one free internet and my contact info if you're interested [email protected]

>>37774840

Yeah that movie was great. But the book had everything the movie had and a little more.

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>>37774889
>Implying I am a fembot and not a fedora tipping white knight

>>37774946
The princess bride was good toooo
And the shining movie was top tier

>>37774889
Not the person you're replying to, but hymens don't break. They stretch. Therefore you can't really tell if someone is a virgin just because their hymen isn't intact.

>"fembots"
>virgin
come now femanons, you whore your pictures out online for a few cheap (you)s, and we are supposed to believe you didnt whore yourselves out irl

>>37772927
you didn't miss out on anything that shit haunts me to my core till this day

>>37774881

Thank you kindly for the (You). I wasn't sure what I would do without it.

Vintage clothing is beautiful. But I can appreciate how nervewrecking it might be to dress like that publicly. Perhaps you could find a partner to dress up with you. You could have great fun together messing with people and possibly the timeline.

I think it would also help you hide your dick :)

>>37774705
>>37774774
S-senpai wants feathers?
What about pelts i got those too. Or rocks, maybe?

>>37774958
I'm sorry but historically hymens were used as indicators of virginity and they will keep being such

your freak accidents and rarities don't concern me

>>37774979
i bet u wer prety shmexy xD ^.^

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>>37775017
One time i actually use my camera and i forget pics....

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>>37774622
>can breath

-30

Also
">conforms to any ideology (feminism, marxism, communism, environmentalism, socialism, anarchism, Judaism. Any -ism"

Nazism and Fascism also count? :)

>>37775019
All I'm saying is that my hymen has been stretched out and I still haven't kissed/fooled around with anyone. It can be done by masturbating as well.

>>37775005
>I think it would also help you hide your dick :)
:')
but on a more serious note, I'd be happy with just dressing up on Sundays when we're both at home. Our imaginary house being and looking old fashioned would help with the mood, as well.

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>>37775053

>Nazism and Fascism also count?

There are always exceptions to the rule m'lady.

For you, I could overlook such flaws.

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7 points..
Thicc means fat right? I'm not fat

>>37775151
I think thicc means that widehiped fat as and thighs deal. Not sure if actual bellyfat is allowed or not.
Think shaniqua twerking her "thicc" ass.

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Females who browse r9k are not robots. Attention seeking whores, the lot of them.

>>37775177
Shut up and tell me what else my oneitis wants.

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>>37775089
>I'd be happy with just dressing up on Sundays when we're both at home.

Ha. I was going to suggest this to you too. Play dress up at home. Do you own any vintage clothing?

>Our imaginary house being and looking old fashioned would help with the mood, as well.

It doesn't have to be imaginary. What do you think of pic related? I eventually plan on buying some land and constructing a house on it.

>>37775151

Fat in the right places.

>>37775019
Yeah and historically, temperature was an indicator of wether or not a women is in her period, and was used as contraception...

And of course this was a sure and working method to not have kids, right? That's why it's still used nowadays right? :)

>>37775296

Chad's not gonna wife your used pussy up. Sorry.

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I-I got 15, that's nice, i like to think that i'm think that im sort of thicc because of my tights are kind of big

How can there be this many women on this board? HOW

>>37775356
male poster

>>37775370
>femanons
>on femanon targeted thread
wHAt tHe HEcK???

>>37775352
I don't think you're answering the right question here anon, I don't even have a pussy

>>37772611
>10 points

kill me

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>>37775246
Whoops, sorry about the late response, the go back key should not be so close to the left arrow key.
>Do you own any vintage clothing?
At the moment I own 2 circle skirts and a few blouses. I've also got a few dresses, but they don't exactly scream vintage. It's surprisingly hard to find clothes that both look good and fit me in thrift shops. Besides, I don't see the point on spending over a fortune on etsy(or whatever site) if I won't be able to wear them.

>What do you think of pic related?
Personally, I think that it's lacking in greenery and warmth(not to say that it's ugly or anything, since it has it's own charm). However, I also think that it's admirable that you want to build your own house and that in the end it'll probably turn out great! I live in England, and my plan so far is to get decently rich so that I can afford to buy a small and comfy cottage. I'd love to be able to decorate it/do whatever I want with it. Having a dog and little garden that I could tend to sounds dreamy as well. Oh no, now you've got me daydreaming about it...

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>thicc
>titcow
fucking normie

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>>37775695

Yeah I do want lots of greenery. I do love long grass. Your has been trimmed though like a normalfag :(

>I'd love to be able to decorate it/do whatever I want with it.

Same. I have a lot of ideas. That's why building from the ground makes more sense to me.

>Having a dog

Not a catlady. I like you already.

Does this mean I have a chance at a qt virgin fembots to cuddle?

>>37776083
Only if you're my oneitis and like the pelts of various things i spear to death for invading my garden as presents.

>>37775391

WOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Dear god they're multiplying! But how? *gasp* Does this mean they're having sex? reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37776037
I love how remote both of your pictures are!
Semi-long grass with flat paths(using rocks?) is the best! There's always the option to leave the back or the area around the house natural.

The worst part about this whole thing is that up until I was 6 or 7 I used to live in an old manor in a village that was populated by less than 100 people.
For some reason my parents decided to move, so now I've been suffering in a relatively urban town.

I'm glad to hear that there's someone like you out there, seems like everyone around me likes their surroundings to be modern!

And it's only logical to have a dog when you live in a house like that! It's not a proper home until there's a dog guarding it lol

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>>37772611
Fembots are as made up as the fall of rome

15 points
too skinnyfat to get all the nice-body-points. rip

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>>37776333

>I love how remote both of your pictures are!

Oh yeah. That's intentional. I want to be far away from other people. I'm sensing you do too?

>6 or 7 I used to live in an old manor in a village

Wow. What was that like? Your childhood must have been bliss.

Gardening is a hard work. Do you know what kinds of things you would tend to? besides my dick

Modern is code for dependent on the guberment jew as far as I'm concerned. I want to be independent as possible so I don't need society when it fails.

I'm very happy you exist anon! You've made be very happy.

fucking reee im banned

>>37776659

How did you sneak past the ban anon?

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>>37773851
That's fucking disgusting

10928727

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>>37774246
not true

>>37774371
i find it funny that the same guy who wanted me to make fun of his "small chinky cock" is trying to act like a high and mighty badass. there's so many lies and exaggerations in his story it's hilarious. you're probably better off hearing the story from my perspective desu.

>>37777050
let's voice chat, faggot

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>>37777081
hmm? do i know you?

>>37776556
>I'm sensing you do too?
That's one of the main appeals to these houses for me! Living in an urban place makes me feel a bit paranoid and like I'm not allowed to really do anything on my own, if that makes sense. I'm hoping to get a job that I'd be able to do from home, as that would be my ideal setting.

>Your childhood must have been bliss
I hope that you didn't think that we were rich or anything, my grandparents just got lucky and were extremely hardworking, so they were given the manor. It wasn't anything glamorous, really. But to answer your question- since I was too tiny to be trusted with any hard work, it was! I've got a few fond memories that are very dear to me. But my grandparents also owned a farm, so I couldn't slack off and I had to help around with it and the potato/strawberry fields they had. The place always felt so busy, but I wasn't complaining.

>Do you know what kinds of things you would tend to?
Flowers and plants in general, but I'd also love to grow our own strawberries, vegetables and other berries. I haven't really tried my hand at gardening due to the weather and the lack of space in my extremely tiny and void of greenery back garden. But boy do I wish I could start now! Having an apple tree near the house would be glorious, as well.

>I want to be independent as possible so I don't need society when it fails
A little bit pessimistic but smart! Is that the main reason why you wish to build your own house?

Seems like you're the only one asking the questions here. What about your childhood? Do you already live in a (even a semi) remote place or is it a city?

>I'm very happy you exist anon! You've made be very happy.
This is so pure, thank you and I'm glad that I could improve your mood!

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>>37772611
>16
oh man but my face is BUSTED.

>>37777777
dont mind me i'm just looking for this post

>>37777178

>Is that the main reason why you wish to build your own house?

One of several yes. I want to be able to live on my own and not depend on others. I'm always researching ways of living off the grid and generating my own power. Really, the only thing I want to be paying is property taxes for the land and house.

Once you have a roof over your head, start growing your own food, and invent some simple device that condenses air into pure water, I figure you can really live for yourself instead of being a wagie.

But it is so much work! So I think realistically I'll end up a semi-normie and be buying stuff in the grocery store particularly in the winter season.

You seem to have the same idea via gardening and growing your own food. What motivates you to grow your own fruits and vegetables?

Also, I think at some point in my lifetime there will be a major disaster event or war and I want to be able survive and not be a helpless sheep during this period.

>What about your childhood? Do you already live in a (even a semi) remote place or is it a city?

My childhood was pure bliss. I remember very little of it because I had zero maturity or concern for anything. The main things I remember are killing bugs, chasing squirrels, and catching birds.

Currently I live in the big city right near the subway, or the tube, if that's sounds more familiar. But that is intentional, I want to live as close as possible to where all the jobs are and where my future big money job is so I can get rich enough to build my own house and my own life.

>so I couldn't slack off and I had to help around with it and the potato/strawberry fields they had.

Was it a huge farm where you had to use machines or could your family care for the potato/strawberry fields yourselves? Also, are strawberries high maintenance?

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>>37777734
>But it is so much work! So I think realistically I'll end up a semi-normie and be buying stuff in the grocery store particularly in the winter season.
I'm glad that you're being realistic! Since it'd be your first time living like that it'd probably take a while to get used to, so I'm happy that you recognise that you might need some help from the 'outside'.
To me, having relatively good internet would be pretty important.


>Also, I think at some point in my lifetime there will be a major disaster event or war and I want to be able survive and not be a helpless sheep during this period.
It's good that you're so prepared. I've been called paranoid when I mention these things to other people, but it really would be nice to know that you wouldn't have to depend on someone else in case of an emergency.

>What motivates you to grow your own fruits and vegetables?
My mum and grandma often remark something along the lines of "It tastes/looks better when you've grown/made it yourself"and "this tastes/looks like it's been made with love". Comments like that have caused me to notice when items or food has been homemade and it has made me appreciate them more. Now that I'm typing it out it sounds kind of silly, but I stand by the fact that they're right.
I also love the idea of growing and creating something on my own. The process of taking care of them and then being rewarded with the fruits and seeing the flowers bloom would be satisfying.

>>37778357
>>37777734
>>37778357
>Was it a huge farm where you had to use machines or could your family care for the potato/strawberry fields yourselves?
The fields were pretty big and we had to use tractors for ploughing the field. I had at least 6 cousins and their parents coming to "visit" us each summer and they usually helped with the harvesting process. The clearest memory about these fields is me having to pick off Colorado potato beetles off the leaves.

>Also, are strawberries high maintenance?
Unfortunately the only thing I remember about them is picking them and eating them, haha

Also I'm sorry if this is invasive, but you sound like the perfect catch and this is making me anxious/wonder why you're on here.

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>>37778419

That's a lot to explain I'm not even sure where to begin. I need to drive to the airport now but if you're genuinely interested in continuing our conversation then you can contact me here

[email protected]

I really liked talking with you.

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>>37772611
>11
>litteraly shit in every aspect, only "merit" is being a virgin

>you're a top tier fembot, most robots would pay great money to have you

>>37772611
Want a girl like OP
>know they are all degenerates.

>>37778764
I'm trying to send you an email using yandex, but for some reason it thinks that I'm trying ot send you spam...
So please don't think that I'm not trying to contact you

And have a safe flight!

>>37772611
>>virgin
>+10 points
remove this part and your chart will be correct

>>37780016
I think I just managed to send it! Had to get rid of the "hey" part so I'll sound a bit rude in the email... Sorry about that!

I also didn't manage to delete the "have a safe flight" part in time.
I don't have kik, but I'll save yours, just in case

>>37772658
>master race
>isn't a virgin
Okay, Stacey.

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>>37772658

Whore. Used. Me no want.

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>>37774086
This is kind of scary, but also incredibly cute.

>>37774086
Jokes on you i'm an escape artist and i got several genetic advantages you can't beat to help me do so.

>underweight
>hourglass shape
>cute feet
>no acne
>healthy hair
>innie

Decent but not cute senpai

>>37774270
Roloololeriodoooriginal

>>37774086
ngl that's both hot and adorable

>>37772611
>thicc
>underweight
Are these possible together? Thicc would be healthy weight, not underweight and not overweight.

I don't think 20 is even physically possible.

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>>37774270
Those are all worthless whores, I don't want to roll for any of them.

>>hourglass shape
2 points
>>blue/green eyes
1 point
>>cute feet
1 point
>>no acne
1 point
>>healthy hair
1 point


>acceptable for most robots

It's okay, I'm not a fembot, I'm successful and dating a wonderful man. Thank you for the quiz and goodbye

>>37772611
Doesn't this point system defeat the purpose of /r9k/?
If she's a virgin, she's already in the top tiers and beyond the grasp of robots.
That said, with 3 points I can already get a great gf.
>underweight, cute feet and an innie