Dubbbzzz decidez

>>37802356
Why is your tinder yellow?

Fuck you r9k you don't know how to have fun.

>>37802633
I think it's bumble.

it's like tinder, except only women can message the men first. Horrible idea considering that women crave attention and get a dopamine rush Everytime they open an app and see 20 new messages they received over night

>>37802356
>>37802633
this isn't /b/.
also
>bih
english please.

>>37802633
You better deliver faggot

>>37802633
Lmao, do it op.

>>37802680
I got 1 match on bumble, her profile was empty and all she said was "hi"
letting girls talk first does not work

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>>37802633
It's cause I don't have active notifications

>>37803021
you wild senpai

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wat now?
Thanks guis

>>37803218
Just be yourself brother

>>37803290
Give me dubs and I'll answer her

>>37803021
It is as yellow as the bruises I make on your body will be after a week or so, after pounding and beating you to oblivion.

>>37803218
It is yellow like a golden shower, which is what I want to do to you.

You know I got dat yellow fever, boo.

>>37803376
Damn almost got it.
Op here, id piss on that girl for real.

Martina, m'lady, please allow me to drink your urine

Waaa baby hungry. I want milkies Mummy Martina.

Tell her:Let me love you

>>37803440
Waaa baby hungry. I want milkies Mummy Martina. Then can you pee in my mouth too?

>>37803440
Post this one op.

>>37802680
Nigger, the screenshot literally says tinder.

Anyway, I liked your profile. Shall the presexual chat begin!!

>>37803466
K one sec nibba

>>37803466
and these dubs too

>>37803493
Reroll
And original shit ya knowww

Tell her you want feet pics

Tell her "as a black man, I believe I am owed some reparation pussy"

>>37803568
Hehehaha this one

>>37803554
Rerolling Hnggh

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u make my peepee hard and pee glue

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>>37803440
Proof of quality skrrrr

>>37803636
Tell her you want to meet this days

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>>37803636
Going to be a nice thread

my favorite artist is Pablo Poopcaso

>>37803667
op is too slow with posting imo desu senpai

Let me sucky you mommy Martina!

>>37803636
great job, OP
you're a true alpha male
we could all take a page from your book

Never contact me or my son again. You are a disgusting individual, you had the gall to text and message with a little autistic boy?

You should be ashamed

>>37803710
Rerolling and fuck this shit

Can I nut to your pictures? Usually I have a hard time nutting unless I have someone's permission, this probably stems from when I was a child and I was physically abused by my father who would fiddle my dindle every so often but then my mom would not let me nut unless she said so, so can I please nut to your pictures. Also if you dont reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight!

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>>37803703
OP here, I'm out with friends and she takes a while to reply

Have you ever been ducked by a black guy?

Never contact me or my son again. You are a disgusting individual, you had the gall to text and message with a little autistic boy?
You should be ashamed

Reroll

>>37803737
Roll for This, fuck me if you actually send this!

ask her if she likes pina coladas

Ask her if she likes BRAPs.

>>37803737
. Orginalirio Mario!

>>37803737

o-ok t-thanks maaaaaaaaaaaaaan

twitblox

>>37802356
What do you think of Hegel's contributions to modern philosophy?

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Fuck she doesn't reply.
I got a new one tho don't worry.
Dub me something good

>>37803818
i eat poopie lmaoooo it just tastes so good can i haz urs plz XD

>>37803818
What are your sexual fetishes?

>>37803818
Do you believe im fate, mon cherie?

i only matched with you to say you're an uggo cow slag

>>37803737
I like this response, rolling for this you massive chad!

The Holocaust never happened reply or it will happen

>>37803857
ma* cherie
At least do it well

>>37803818
Well, hello there my sweet summer child, how are you doing?

>>37803818
What do you think of our current geopolitical climate?

Hey, pleasure to match with you M'lady! So, what are some of your interests? I like meming, playing board games, watching anime, and enjoying life, praise kek!

>>37803737
P
kok

>>37803818
Drumf or Hitlery?

>>37803883
Actually the subject could identify with male pronouns so shut the fuck up and check your french priveledge. Also rolling for the post about wanting permission to nut

>>37803818
Oh, what beautiful golden hair you have, my dear wench!

>>37803818
Do you know what a "roastie" is?

>>37803818
I think I recognize you, were you at McDonalds last week sitting in the dining area by yourself?

>>37803818
Wanna have sex?

Needed to make my post original

>>37803818
What's your favourite Pokemon, mine's Muk.

>>37803818
hi bby nice tits

>>37803818
What's your end game, lady?

>>37803818
I've watched boko no piko enough times that I have the lines memorized

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>>37803914
> applying grammar to someones mental illiness

Also rolling for >>37803737 too

>>37803818
Hello Deborah. You look like a nice girl. I got some bad news from my doctor recently. Pancreatic cancer. Sucks right? I have a bucket list and would love to take a girl out to dinner. i saw you and thought you looked friendly. Could we chat some more?

>>37803818
Gimme your damn sun glasses.

>>37803818
Just fuck off already loser

>>37803951
OP here, shamelessly rolling for this.

>>37803818
Ayy gurl. You want sum dik

>>37803737
rolling for this one
completely alpha

>>37803818
Scat fetish, yes or no?

>>37803818
I'm somewhat schizoid, so please bear with me.

>>37803980
This one OP. If dubs do this one.

>>37803818
Are you into lactation? I'd like to know before we get any further.

>>37803934
reroll for this
she'll appreciate you being an alpha op

>>37803818
Do you have a scat fetish?

>>37803818
I want dubs dammit.

>>37803980
If dubs post this

>>37803818
qt3.1415 when i say your profile pic i instantly thought of my dog (bust)

>>37803818
Wan sum DIK?

let's have sex. my place. now

>>37803980
reroll
this one gives OP a chance

>>37803818
Im going out to eat with my dad do you want to come?

>>37803818
do you like asian guys with big long alpha schlongs? et moi! *giggles*

>>37803818
IM THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE

Hey, Deborah, how are you?

>>37803818
The US should have stayed a colony, desu. U agree?

>>37803818
Your pics look phenomenal in photoshop right now

>>37804064
OP here, my father's dead, but that could be a cool plot twist, dinner with a dead man.

>>37803818
I'm actually a 62 year old man, do you mind?

>>37804088
maybe she likes honesty

>>37803818
I like to get to know my women before I date them. Are you into bwing a Dom?

>>37804088
winrar
oregagagano

>>37804088
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Do it OP.

>>37804088
DELIVER. HOLY FUCKING KEK

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>>37804088
Thanks mate, pretty unhelpful dub but it was hard to get

>>37804088
Go in for the kill, oh pee

>>37803818
Is it ok if I cross dress?

>>37803984
You must be new. Here let me guide you the newfag board.

>>>/mlp/

>>37803818
type out the pasta from pic related and send it to her organroll

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>>37804124
lol get fucked lil' debbie

>>37804124
Ask her if she WANTS YOUR DICK

>>37804135
lol that's a briny board fuck off loser I bet all you weebs sevretely go on there, that's why you can't get a girlfriend lmao insult me when you get some friends

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>>37803818
type out the top comment from picture related orgnaigly111

>>37804162
Shit rerrolookng for thsi

>>37802680
>bumble
>women must message the men first
>never heard of it
Obviously ayyyyyyyyy.

>>37804124
I usually fuck Asians but I've been dry for too long so you'll have to do

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>>37804155
This is a dub after all.
If only I could send the pic too.

>>37804124
what dat mouth do? also dem ears and dem shoulders

>>37804214
original kek OP you madman

I masturbate to vegeta.

>>37804210
Fuck literally one post away
If dubs post this

>>37804214
It's funny cause it works in synchro.

>>37804214
not really i love you and i was only pretending to be mean to get girls, please i wanna kiss your soul so hard your body goes blue

>>37804214
is she even online?
it's not fun if they don't reply.

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Since you niggas fucked up the latest two matches here's another one.
Last one cause I ain't got no other.

>>37804214

goddamn lunatic

>>37804233
Lmao, you gotta do it.

>>37804254
Dinner at my place next month?

>>37804214
rain drop, drop top suck my toe for a lolipop

>>37804180

summer posting detected

>>37804254
>Hello Giovanna. You look like a nice girl. I got some bad news from my doctor recently. Pancreatic cancer. Sucks right? I have a bucket list and would love to take a girl out to dinner. i saw you and thought you looked friendly. Could we chat some more?

>>37804254
And you miss 100% of this dick.

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>>37804233
It's already fucked up so here it is

>>37804254
I fucked my dog once, just so we're clear.

>>37804254
you have a beautiful deer-in-headlights stare, how did the lobotomy go?

>>37804254
hey big most how is it swinging?

>>37804254
Do you have any specific fetishes?

>>37804254
Hello Giovanna. You look like a nice girl. I got some bad news from my doctor recently. Stage four pancreatic cancer. Sucks right? I have a bucket list and would love to take a girl out to dinner. i saw you and thought you looked friendly. Could we chat some more?

>>37804254
Sexy may I hit it from the front
Then I hit it from the back
Know you like it like that

>>37804254
You miss 100% of the dicks you don't take.
Is that what you meant?

>>37804254
You want to get ice cream with me?

>>37804254
Gilbert Arenas, guns on deck
I've sold out arenas you can suck my penis

>>37804309
Ok rerool
Fjslcjnxbd

>>37804284
Come on reroll, do it.

>>37804254
youre so right about memories, which is why you should meet me at the abandoned mental hospital downtown, look for the guy dressed as a furry wolf, if there is another guy there dressed the same, i'll be succing him, look for the s u c c e r not the s u c c e e

>>37804303
rerollilling for this

>>37804318
Please let this one have dubs.
She'll feel terrible if she doesn't reply.

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Hi! I am currently posing on a website called 4chan on the board r9k. I currently have a thread open where I am exposing this chat to 100s of people and asking them what I should type to you!

>>37804333
Trips demands

>>37804355
Oh god, op it's on.

>>37804355
Actually no fag I was first

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>>37804333
Damn trips is like power dubs

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>>37804355
by keks hand, behold!!

>>37804355
Don't do this OP please nooooooo

>>37804165
A dog again, what did you say to them I? Many people are involved in a secret Al, I'm Navy SEALs and with more than 300 people are aware that for some of my highest scores. I have are many of the best shooters in the American military conflict. There is nothing for me there is no other purpose. Such a thing on earth, the baby of the opposite sex rape deletes the words to say that he had never seen before. Impunity is my belief that the profit? Also, think of puppies. Gudeogieul better prepare another piece of the storm, I spy my secret to tell, and the IP network administrator for the United States. He storms of life are things called compassion. You killed him. This is no time, often from the back seat, and to kill, and she gave birth based. Hands that you are accessing loaded a few things, but not too big and the shoulder against unarmed combat training at sea and the continental United States may all hate miserable ass without housing needs. It is a small box "smart" down, but the goddess of revenge, could rape her tongue. What price can not condemn the price. I was by the Moors, and the angry waves. Honey, you're dead.

>>37804333
>>37804355
Do both, do it!

>>37804377
Good boy, look you even got dubs yourself

>>37804343
b u m p p i n g 4 t h i s lad

>>37804399
Don't do it op you are a fag if you do

>>37804399
Of course NOW do i get dubs fuck this shitty webiste,

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Lemme get in on this dubs fest

>>37804343
re-roll please kek ily

>>37804377
Is lactation one of them?

>>37804440
oh wow a nigger
that's new

>>37804440
Hello Davinia. You look like a nice, kind-hearted girl. I got some bad news from my doctor recently. Pancreatic cancer. Sucks right? I have a bucket list and would love to take a girl out to dinner. i saw you and thought you looked friendly. Could we chat some more?

>>37804440
Heyyy I like NIGGERS.
What do NIGGERS like?

>>37804440
>>37804343

send her this whether i get dubs or not

>>37804440
Oooga boooga!

See, I went to the trouble of talking in your language, now suck my cock.

>>37804355
>>37804355
>>37804355

Missing one?

>>37804458
Reroll for you. This needs to happen once at least-
.

>>37804440
Bl-Black?!?!?

Fuk this whore

>>37804440
who do you like better, dave chapelle or chris rock?

>>37804440
You speak English?

>>37804440
yo how yall doin 3nite how ya feel bout watermelon and basketball at my place damn shawty? dont worry i aint worried, none of my stuff if worth stealin fosho

>>37804458
Give this one a reroll!

>>37804491
Based anon lmfao

Roll for this

>>37804500
Welp, racism wins...

>>37804440
Nice to meet you nigger

>>37804500
dubs, >>37804440
you have to do it now boy

Gas the kikes race war now! Reeeeeeeeeeee

You have been muted for 8 seconds

>>37804524
Im scared can i get arrested fpr saying that? Like yknow how in europe your not allowed to sat certain things about the holocaust, what would happen of i said that?

can you dress up as a guy for me

>>37804565
don't be a naughty naughterson now, just do it

>>37804565
KEK will protect thee with his meme magic

>>37804565
play stupid games, win stupid prizes, orignallylyl

>>37804565
Original OP here don't be a fag and do it.
I delivered everything, do the same

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Fuck guys I'm scared like legit do you guys think that I can be reported for a hate crime?

>>37804565
Nothing will happen, chill out.

>>37804689
>hate crime
Would be hilarious, but no.

>>37804689
nice one big moist

>>37804689
How can you get reported if you're behind seven firewalls?

>>37804689
Davinia a girl soo gourgeous ill fuck you until youre askin if ya vina

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>>37804689
>3night

Welp

>>37804689

Depends.

Do you live in leafton, Bongistan, or Germany?

>>37804377
Op what did she say?

>>37804823
Tf are those? Africa? I live in america dipshit reread my post

>>37804746
y-y-you did use seven firewalls and seven proxies before you did this r-r-right??

>>37804883
Nothing will happen. also you where the one who brought up europe and the holocaust, lmao.

>>37804883
post original replys replease

Trappin at the house with them boys out the bando.

>>37804900
dubs spotted, yoou know what to do

come on peepee give us another one im hungry

>>37804883
kek

orginalajdcs

>>37806351
Gay
Gay cake