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>forgot to shut the trap door to the chicken coop that leads outside
>weasel got inside, killed all but one of my chickens while I was asleep
>one of the survivors is missing a toe
>moved both inside, stopped bleeding by applying pressure
>on way to avian vet now
fuckfuckfukfuckfuckfuck
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hope you didn't count your chickens before they hatched because they were like sitting ducks lined up in a row maybe you'll catch the rat that sunk your ship unless your golden goose nest egg is enough to fund the weaseling away flying the coop to bakersdozenfield
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>killed all but one
>one of the survivors
>one of
>moved both inside
>both
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>>37814301
The chicken and the toe obvious
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>>37814257
>he put all his eggs in one basket
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>>37814339
>one of the survivors
>one of
There are implications here
>The chicken and the toe obvious
kek my dood
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>>37814301
You saw through my shitty b8 thread
Well done
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>>37814257
Thanks for that smorgasbord of dad wisdom
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>>37814369
I guess that's why chicken didn't cross the road
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