What's your excuse for not trying, /r9k/?
I remember going on here 3 years ago, and after posting for the last time on this board, and seeing all the depression, i decided to change things. I'm currently not quite a normie, but I'd like it to stay that way.
I currently hold a job as a private cybersecurity contractor, making $125k/yr. I also have a BEAUTIFUL girlfriend, and am currently in college (so I technically moved out of my mom's house).
I also tinker around with various cryptocurrencies and stocks, making quite a bit. In fact, I sold 90% of my BTC a few days ago when the correction happened, and made over $30k in one night.
I wasn't always rich, I actually started out poor, making this a thousand times sweeter.
AMA, I'll help y'all out with anything within reason.