>accidentally call your teacher "Mom"

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>accidentally call your mom "teacher"

>>37934647
>did this in college at 23
Now everyone knows

>>37934647
>accidentally raise your hand to talk to your mom

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>>37934647
>tfw want to call my teacher "mom" and fuck her in classroom
it's hard to focus at classes
im 22

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>accidentally call dog "Mom"

>>37934724
>>accidentally raise your hand to talk to your mom
> tfw mom won't call on you

>>37934785
>dog (male) sits on lap
>get a boner
>not sexually attracted to animals or gay
I-It was just the friction, right?

>cat always taps on the wall and annoys me, i stomp my feet and angrily whisper at her to get her to stop
>use this method for months
>dogs start barking upstairs
>instinctively stomp my feet and whisper at my cat but she doesnt know what she did wrong