>"Ready to go on a swim, anon? Remember to take your

oh fuck off to /lgbt/

Go swimming and have fun with my friends? What the fuck is wrong with you

>>37941746
"remember to take your shirt off"
>top fuckin kek

>>37941800
Leave my shirt on
I'm the one in control here

"Nah, I'm ok. I'll just drink my beer under that tree over there. You guys have fun."

>>37941746
take my shirt off?
seriously, how beta do you have to be to feel intimidated by others bodies in a fun environment like a lake? looks arent always a contest, and anyways, girls have tastes just like guys do. the odds of a girl finding muscles attractive are as high as a girl finding skinny fat, or even fat fat attractive
>people overthinking this kind of shit

>>37941846
u know that means u forfeit willy wars automatically

>>37941746
don't act like an insecure faggot and take my shirt off. I love swimming, my lack of abs won't get in the way

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>>37941746
Swim with my shirt on.
>tfw so beta i've been doing this for years

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what do?

"haha nah, ill take my shirt off when we go skinny dipping homie"
"haha what?"
"yeah, lets go skinny dipping, lets call some sluts"
"aight"
>~4 hours later
"yo lets jump in this shit lmao, take some shots!"
"haha aight"
"nah I wont lul im underage"
"lets go bitches"
>sluts go skinny diping with us
>my dick hard in the water
"yo you lit? twerk if youg ot it LMAO"
(((slut twerks)))
damn you LIT
lets go hang out at my place and get lit, i got that goose
>3 hours later
>I'm fucking a 16 year old that said she was 18
>don't care since she doesn't know who I am