>you are walking home with your robo-waifu when a pack of

>>38113556
Take her home and repair her, and remind her that she's better than any bio-roastie.

>>38113556
Throw acid on her body

Leave her there, she is broken.

I'd go home and order another one.

>>38113556
>walking home with my gameboy color
>some older kids take it from me
>they call me a nerd and smash it on the sidewalk
>tell my mom and get a new one
the miracle of technology

Tell her that she's a real girl to me.

>>38113556
well considering most peope on r9k think I am a chad though I am a robot style.

They wouldnt fuck with my waifu because I would bend them the fuck over and fuck them in their asses and humilate them.

Women suck ass and the moment that every beta gets in better shape and gets confidence and finds out that women ruin a life like a fucking plague the world will be better off.

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>you can sit there and whine about not being a human like a goddamned robot or you can get up and be like a human

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>>38113556
try to figure out why the hell I have a robot waifu and not some kick ass death machine as my personal robot.

>>38113622
>>38113647
you two are basically niggers

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>>38113667
a human wouldn't get up. a human would bleed out on the sidewalk.
life is brutal

Make an original post for once

>>38113556
remove the ability to cry
if she gets a sad face, that goes next
if her head shows any type of sadness or grief that goes too
Hell if she gets to be too much trouble she is just going to be a torso for fucking.

>>38113706
god I'm such a perfect existence

>>38113556
>shut off my emotions
>let's go back home, I will get you repaired, and we will do things that'll make you feel better
>don't think, everything will be fine
>repair her
>put on a harem comedy and surround her with pillows
>tell her she has experienced love greater than any human and fall asleep on her lap

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buy another one lol it's a fucking robot nigga.

Replace the broken limbs with cages containing live rodents

>>38113705
Why?

When your shit is broken just buy another? WTF?

>>38113556
Kill the Chads. Repair her. Isn't killing Chads the ultimate redpill?

>>38113556
Nice Alien reference with the white blood/conductive fluid/coolant.

>>38113778
Repair it you scroat

>>38113556
Press charges for destruction of property just to rub it in

>>38113556
Fuck off, girls can't be robots.

>>38113898
There is no point to fix her, she is pretty fucked up and clearly having software problems if she is crying to be human.

Everyone here is being mean! You should be nice to friends!

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>>38113556
place two charged magnets in between her cpu and/or head and laugh as she loses her whole personalty in the worse way.

>you will never run around with powerful magnets wiping the memories of faggot's robot girlfriends

>>38113556
>>38113647

Why you dialy post this? Is some kind of fetish?

>>38114010
shes a toaster.
Hell you should be able to out right delete the whole memory of getting beat up, or even just wipe feelings out of her system

>>38113556
>"use hammers next time ya faggots! It's still 'alive'"

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>>38114057
>implying we'll not be using strictly solid state data storage within the next 3 years, with the exception of data tape which is only used for ultra-long term archival and not immediate access
Screenshot this post and come back to me in 3 years, faggot. I'll be browsing r9k.

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"I-I love you! Please don't get rid of me!"

>>38114072
Guy that posted the waifubot thread last week here, this isn't me.

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>>38113556
What wouldn't I do?
They break my waifu, I break their lives.

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>>38115356
>"I-it's only a severed arm, anon! If you upgrade me, I'll obliterate those filthy Chads the next time we see them! Please!"

>>38115574

This same thread was posted yesterdsy. With the same green text reply I quotedvon my first post.

It really makes you think...

>>38115706
Probably a fetish, or it's a trend catching on.

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STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS WITH THE SAME REPLIES EVERYONE FUCKING SAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38115686
o... okay i'll get you repairs and upgrades

too qt to deny

You guys are really weird

>>38113581
fpbp

original comment donut steel

>>38114073
She's not a toaster! She's a robot, just like us. You should feel bad for bullying!

fuck. someone made a thread like this a while back and someone replied with a comic about some guy beating up a new robot girl to see how much damage she can take (for science).

i forgot to save it and i can't remember the name of the thread. :'(

>>38115686
Don't worry baby. Cripples are my fetish

>>38115686
I can already see how corporations will abuse this.
>"STURDY LIMBS DLC UPGRADE JUST $500 DOLLARS"

>>38115686
I can already see how corporations will abuse this.
>"Just buy the Sturdy Limbs DLC, $500, and we can be even closer!"

fix her then tell her to find someone better if i can't protect my waifu from chad i don't deserve her desu

Explain to her that there is no difference between something that is real and an imitation if they both function identically and that she is objectively "real". Then remind her I think she is far superior to bio-cunt, repair her and cuddle.

>>38113556
I would have whipped out my revolver and SHOT those chads before they could have reached within fifteen feet of my beloved.

>>38116461
Oh also purchase combat upgrades so she can defend us from Chads.

>tfw no american so I can just shoot the Chads myself

>>38113556
Place a 50,000 satoshi bounty on their heads.
Wait for the mechatronic catgirl mercenary decorporation to move into action.
Call my car around to take us back to my penthouse.
When we get back, carry her to the master bath and add a vial of Repligoop_Hydrologic_Medical_Solution_TM.
Massage her as her limbs regenerate and my feet tickle from the goop also eating my callouses.
Sex her gently once she's repaired.

Why can't this be real yet...

>>38113556
Remind her that real humans go around brutalizing other life forms due to having an unwarranted sense of superiority over said life forms, Ask her if she really wants to be part of such a race.
Then take her to the nearest iWaifu facility to have her conciousness uploaded to a new body so the battered old one can be recycled. It's worth mortgaging my house for if it makes her feel better.

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>>38113622
>she crawls home later in the room, beaten and broken to find you sitting in the living room with your new waifu as she stares in through the window crying

>>38116706
>worst part is - they're watching toy story 3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38113814
anon i dont think thats white blood

I wanna stick my dick in a robot waifu but at the same time I hope it goes through some serious bug testing before hand. I just keep imagining my dick being crushed by an actuator malfunction

repair it and install the combat module

>>38113676
Because you are lonely and it's not as fun to cuddle or talk to grenade launchers

>>38116291
I remember that too, and am glad sick fucks like you don't have it

I'd...probably...repair it

>>38113556
>implying my robo-waifu and I wouldn't be armed with pistols
>implying we wouldn't shoot the Chads

Beat the shit out of her for embarassing me in front of Chad

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>chads broke some random persons robot waifu
>walk away.
>I know my trap bot is in its terminal working on new scenarios for when I get home.

eww, who the fuck would want a roastie bot?

>call 911 for assault and destruction of public property, download video from her and send it to cops
>take her in my arms and smile at her
>fix her until she's perfect again
>the whole time saying things like "I'm glad you're not a meatbag, if only I could be more like you"

I'm already a dollfag, I'm saving up for when a good synthetic comes out.

>>38117631
someone who isn't a faggot

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>>38113556
>>38115356
>>38115686
this actually makes me really sad for some reason. why do i have more empathy for robots than humans?

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Just transfer her to a spare body when i get home.

>>38116291
what would you do without mommy around anon?
http://imgur.com/a/jHpN6

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>>38113556
Obliterate them. I'll have my robo waifu installed with literal weapons of war. I'll have her cripple each and every stacy those chads have and finally instill pain upon them so bad that they'd just want to kill themselves.

I'd go after those chads

>>38113898
Lmao smashed gameboy isn't really worth your time. Dropped PS4, sure, probably just replacing a hard drive. Smashed gameboy may involve a backlit screen and rare computer parts.

Also isn't not having money to buy replacement shit more niggerish :P
>jimmy rigging
>nigger rigging

>>38119140
Nah man, seeing pictures of real women hurt or injured makes me happy, seeing robot and 2d women hurt makes me sad. Imagine being a roastie and knowing there are a lot of men that feel this way. You are less than an imaginary being to them. I guess they wouldn't notice though, since all women have their heads up their collective asses and think they're god's gift to the world.

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>>38113556
Anon Here, and today is my day of retribution.

I'd beat them up senpai

>>38117636
>public property
is your waifu a whore?

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>>38113556
>she is obsolete now
>harvest remains for scraps
>build mec suit and laser gun
>shoot up school and kill all the chads