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Lets keep the thread going

>Fembots, please describe your perfect boyfriend

>Age
>Height
>Weight
>Race or nationality
>Personality
>Interests
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This is such an embarrassing thread.
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>>38119803
Do the opposite for once. Robots post your ideal girlfriend. I want to read something different.
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>>38119821
Pic of my ideal girlfriend. Doesnt have to look like her but it has to be damn close
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>>38119821
robots here don't give a fuck if its a man masquerading as a woman

they have no standards. if they do have any, none of them matter because they don't.
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>age
20
>height
5'5''
>weight
105 lb
>race
white
>personality
thoughtful, capricious, vengeful, jocular, gloomy, articulate, introverted, loyal
>interests
i can adopt whatever his interests are
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>>38119829
>my ideal girlfriend
You have great taste my man.
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>>38119821
>22-28
>Don't care
>Any weight just don't be fat
>Don't care if you're cute
>Don't care as long as you accept me for me
>Don't care as long as any disinterest I may have in yours isn't a problem
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>>38119803
>Age
27+
>Height
6'4
>Weight
200 (must have muscles)
>Race
preferably black or latin
>Personality
has to make me laugh, treat me like a princess but rough in bed
>Interests
He should enjoy fighting, boxing
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Why the fuck do you retards make more threads before the last one is dead? You don't make a new thread because the other one that still can fit another 140 posts before bump limit has stopped getting replies.
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>>38119821
My Ideal GF
>Age
16+
>Height
Below 5'10
>Weight
Skinny or thicc
>Race or nationality
I dont actually mind race desu
>Personality
Introvert, Dominant, funny, Kinda Bitchy
>Interests
Film( this one is super important for me since i want someone that will put up with me, since most of my time is spent watching Films),Books, Art
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if i say desu does it change to desu?
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>oh wow, I seem to match your criterias, femanon
>oh wow anon, why don't you post a picture of yourself ??
>here !
>wow anon you are beautiful ! Here is my address !
>I will come tonight, femanon!
>See you there!


>I matched no femanon's criterias
>women are such a fucking cancer
>fuck feminism


I totally have no idea why this thread why made.
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>>38119803
>Age
my age or older, i actually prefer older guys
>Height
5'5-5'10
5'5 is just tall enough that i can still wear heels and not be taller than them, but not too tall that it would be uncomfortable to date them
>Weight
any weight under 300
im still attracted to chubby guys, but being morbidly obese might become a hindrance to the relationship
>Race or nationality
any, but preferably white, latino, or asian
>Personality
open to new things and positive. being around close minded and negative people feels more like babysitting an angry stubborn toddler
>Interests
anything, i find passion attractive, no matter what it's aimed towards
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Doing the gf thing
>Age
20-22
>Height
5'7" or shorter (yes, I'm a manlet)
>Weight
Whatever would make her chubby/thicc
>Race or nationality
Don't care t b h
>Personality
Fuck, that's a tough one. Autistic ? Values her quiet time ?
>Interests
Vidya, casual recreational shit (hiking, playing pool), travelling (maybe foreign language by extension)
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>>38119879
this one might suit me! i love films but i don't know enough about them
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>>38119938
Trigger me Daddy#3353

thats my discord if you want to talk to me
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There are no fembots nigger
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>>38119821
That way nobody gets replies
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>>38119803
maama miaaaa
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>>38119938
do you like punk music? what is your kik
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>>38120044
i like shit tier punk music, typical white girl trash.
Kik hnnhmrry
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>>38119803
>>Age
19-22
>>Height
5'10 +
>>Weight
>>Race or nationality
White or Asian
>>Personality
Kind, compassionate, intelligent, a good conversationalist, adventurous, somewhat introverted, kind of pessimistic or realistic, witty
>>Interests
Classics (reading), philosophy, history, music, politics, food, travelling, video games, films (arthouse type).
>bonus
No religion, and non conservative and traditional.
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>>38120407
drop kik my lass
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>>38119916
Interesting. You didn't mention anything about yourself though.
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>>38120557
didn't think I needed to?
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>>38120715
You do now. Do you have big tits?
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>>38120745
nope, flat chested. im the shittiest tier of women
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>>38120763
Too bad then. I am what you're looking for. But I don't like chestlets. Well, best of luck to you. Maybe you can pull off a convincing loli getup at least.
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>>38119821
>Age
19-28

>Height
doesn't matter

>Weight
skinny, thicc or fat is fine with me

>Race or nationality
asian

>Personality
sense of humor, kind, boring, not outgoing

>Interests
vidya, manga/anime, any other hobby they like
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>>38120763
what nationality are you?

comment not origiigig
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>>38120807
Titty monster reporting in. Where are you from?
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>>38121002
Most likely not at all close to you. Fembots are always from US or Aus.

Europe
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>>38119803
I'm 30

>Age
I think younger than 22-23 would feel a bit creepy. But I don't really go outside, so I don't know what people at that age is like. I wouldn't date someone older than about 40.
>Height
I don't like guys when they are too tall, but I guess if I liked someone I wouldn't reject them for it. I like guys at my height, which is 160cm. But I don't really notice height unless they are extremely tall 190+ (average in this country is like 180) or very short.
>Weight
I don't like heavy or obese men. I'm skinny myself. I prefer skellies to slightly overweight. I prefer skinny to muscular as well. I guess ideally is like a slim build with some muscles, which would be the same as me.
>Race or nationality
Doesn't matter.
>Personality
Insightful, clever, funny, open to novelty, patient
>Interests
If he likes videogames and watching tv series and anime that's a plus, as that's something we could do together.
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>>38121067
By not going outside, do you mean a shut-in? Or just someone who goes to work and back home and nothing else?

Interesting to see other oldfags here.
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>>38121017
Where in Europe? How old are you?
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>>38121533
Central, old. You'd probably find someone like me if you posted on /soc/ on one of the threads such as age gap.
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Two older ladies is cool for the 25+ guys, thanks for posting
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>>38121608
Do you think mega milk Christmas cakes just grow on trees or something? No, you can't "just go to /soc/ and pick one up."
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>>38121067
>I'm 30
tick tock tick tock
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>>38121895
I am trying to get the mega milk christmas cake to post on /soc/ so I could contactfag her.
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>>38121067
I'm 24 and 1.93, sightly skinny fat but underweight (working on both atm) if you want we can have a chat later tonight I gotta go now.

[email protected]
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>>38119821
Ideal gf for meee
>Age
18-24
>Height
any height but preferably shorter than 5'8"
>Weight
skinny or thicc (titty monster)
>Race or nationality
not black
>Personality
Introverted, open-minded, cuddly, nice, caring, will accept me for who I am
>Interests
anime, mango, vidya, music, jp shit, video games..
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>>38119821
Ideal gfs are way better than "fembot" bait

>Age
21-26
>Height
Taller than 152cm/5'0 I guess, I'm a manlet so I don't care
>Weight
Not fat
>Race or nationality
Either Italian or Swedish blonde looking ideally
>Personality
Nice, not snarky
>Interests
Who cares
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Ideal gf
16-19
White
Not fat
Thats it
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>>38119821

>Age
18-32
>Height
1.2m - 2.2m
>Weight
Everything but morbidly obese
>Race or nationality
Doesn't matter
>Personality
Loves me, anything else is optional.
>Interests
Whatever she likes to do.

>Girls will tell me to lower my standarts
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>>38119821
Pretty sure threads like that are just as common, if not more
>Age
18-22
>Height
Any, ideal's probably on the taller end
>Weight
Thin or average
>Race or nationality
Preferably white but don't care that much, lives in Europe
>Personality
Composed, cold, introverted, straightforward
>Interests
Vidya, weebshit, bonus points for /diy/ or /o/
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Age: 19/20/21
Height: Short girls are the best, 5'4-5'6
Weight: Thin
Race: All races have their Qt's
Personality: Non slutty, some past experience is fine. Loyal. Relaxed. Doesn't flip shit when I hang out with my friends (Who are all male)
Interests:
Magic: The Gathering
Video Games
Willing to try new things
And a few other interests that she can pre-occupy herself with.

Now what I'd be willing to date:
Age: 18-30
Height: Below 6'0
Weight: Not obese
Race: White
Personality: As long as we have a few common interests and she isn't super secretive/actively slutty she gucci
Interests: W/e she likes, I'm sure we'll find some common ground
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>>38119821
My Ideal GF
>Age
18-21
>Height
4'8" - 5'7"
>Weight
Skinny or fit
>Race or nationality
White or Asian
>Personality
Introvert, reserved, innocent, loyal, thoughtful.
>Interests
Games, anime, hiking, and art.
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>>38120279
Straight fucking Roastie
>>38120763
Aww Yeah! Give me your info, I love me some chestlets.
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>>38119821
>age
18-26 (i'm 23)
>height
5'4" - 6'4" (i'm 5'9")
>weight
not morbidly obese, fatish/chub is alright (i'm chub with muscles)
>race
don't care just don't be a steriotype (i'm hispanic)
>personality
shy, introverted, possesive
>interests
don't care as long as it's sane
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>>38122837
major kek

originally originali
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>>38119803
>>Age
Dead
>>Height
Any
>>Weight
The weight of his corpse <3
>>Race or nationality
Any! As long as he doesn't have a pulse, he's fine with me!
>>Personality
He shouldn't have a personality, teehee! Do I look like a necromancer to you, silly boys? :3c
>>Interests
He shouldn't have interests, either. I just want a nice, cold mancorpse to cuddle! <3
I hear so many people from this board want to kill themselves. Would anyone from this thread want to volunteer? You will be loved in death.
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> ~20
>tall preferably
>doesn't matter
>doesn't matter
>good humor, trustworthy/loyal (I have abandonment issues), talks much/passionate about stuff, rather extroverted so I can tag along / he can be socially competent for me
>Idk something sciency maybe would be interesting
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>>38119821
>under 30
>shorter than me
>not fat
>idc
>pretty face
>having a pretty face
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>>38123618
Well I'm 20, ~6'0, I think I'm funny if that counts, very loyal and trustworthy. I can talk a lot, passionate (about pointless stuff, at least) , and I do have friends that I hang with and we do go to random desert raves and stuff.
Oh wale you prolly don't live in Arizona so
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>>38123210
why didnt you answer me here >>38120936
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>Read through this threads because I find what and how others think interesting.
>Rarely ever see people mention actual relationship building qualities like patience, understanding, attentiveness, loyalty, reliability, trustworthiness, willingness to confide and compromise, or shared beliefs and values.

Seriously, what the fuck? Do people honestly think building a strong relationship is so trivial?
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>>38124319
it's not... then again i dont know what its like to be in one
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>age
Older than me 21+
>height
Taller than me 5'3+
>weight
Heavier than me 130lbs/60kg+
>race
White/Korean/Japanese
>personality
Dom 95% of the time, very fatherly towards me, can be a switch and act like a shy virgin, introverted, understanding, patient
>interests
MMO's, anime, dd/lg
>not interested in
Star Wars, fps except maybe ow, going outside, having children, normies, marvel/superhero, people with more than 2 friends
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>>38124452
You are clearly looking for a daddy dom.
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>>38124479
Not just a daddy dom but an introverted, vidya playing weeb daddy
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>>38124449
Why not friend? You're only as shitty an individual as you allow yourself to be.

My gripe extents to 'normies' as well. I've seen and talked to so many people do don't consider the most basic aspects of what creates a functioning relationship.
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>>38119803

Age-28
>Height-6'4 (with a 9 inch dicc)
>Weight 180-200
>Race or nationality white European
>Personality outgoing and has lots of friends
>Interests sports and Netflix original series
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>>38124452
>doesn't like star wars
fucking dropped
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>>38119821

She has to be not morbidly obese and not black


P. Ez
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>>38124553
I'm trying to be my best as I can. A lot of girls from here say they want someone witty or that can make them laugh, yet my humor usually situational.
There was only like two girls I talked to from that were interested in talking to me instead of me talking to them. I'm not really sure anymore.
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>>38124626
Sorry anon.. I can't stand it, anything star wars/superhero is so boring
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>>38119803
>Age
40
>Height
7''1'
>Weight
300 lbs
>Race or nationality
Icelandic
>Personality
Constantly angry
>Interests
Rape
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>>38124319
because those are implied lol
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>>38124652
I'll tell you what most girls want.
They want a guy who they feel safe and secure around whose presences they derive enjoyment from being in.

Passion and confidence are key to this. If you can't do full out confidence practice acknowledged self awareness as it shows a level of comfort and understanding with yourself. As a bonus it can also be used for humorous effect.

Most women are attracted to the 'live wire' so to speak. So you have to be exciting or intriguing enough until you wed and bed them. Once a woman is wed, and ideally, with child, she becomes more conservative and desires more structure and order and less 'flash'.
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>>38124840
I think I've finally started becoming more comfortable with myself, yet I still have to push myself to talk to girls. Thanks senpai.
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>>38124878
The more you realize fucking up or making an ass of yourself isn't the end of the world, the more comfortable you become and the better you become at rebounding after a fuck up.
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>>38124518
You are posting anime pictures in a way that trannies do. Sorry, I sense a trap. I will only daddy dom true females.
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>Age
Same or less
>Height
from 5"2+. I would be okay with shorter as long as he has good proportions
>Weight
Underweight, like me
>Race or nationality
Ideally Scandinavian too
>Personality
Same as mine but more caring and submissive. It would be good if he was some kind of a neat freak to make up for my messy side.
>Interests
Drawing. We would make a webcomic together.

I hate myself, yet I'm enough of a narcissist to want to date a male version of myself
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>>38119803
>>Age
19
>>Height
175cm
>>Weight
I don't know, but really underweight
>>Race or nationality
Arab
>>Personality
Seems shy and nerdy at first but is pretty funny, loyal, kind hearted. Unfortunately has some personal issues in life which makes him afraid of commiting further to you
>>Interests
Weed, anime, vidya, skateboarding

just fucking kill me
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>>38124942
100% female
and a female who thinks trans/traps are for mentally ill people
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>my age (23)
>my height or taller (5'6+)
>skelly jelly
>white, Jewish, Native or Asian
>looks like Richey Edwards or Syd Barrett or young Fenriz would be the ~*~dream~*~
>laid back, calm (because I'm neurotic)
>gentle, friendly, considerate, compassionate
>funny, black sense of humour
>music (metal, prog, folk, "classical", performing)
>tabletop games
>hiking, canoeing, outdooring
>bugs or /herp/ or something with plants and animals

Pls gib
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>>38119803
I don't ask for much
>18-26
>At least 6,2"
>180 - 230 but toned and deffo not fat
>White / black
>Men don't have personality
>Gym, sport, cooking, not video or anime
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>>38125085
>realised I posted a Normiebook screenshot

This is why I will die alone.
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>>38122540
Bloody hell anon you're not even willing to date a fat girl PEI can't help their weight you loser but you're fine with skinny girls fuck you
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>>38119803
someone near LA come hang out with (anime expo) meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>38125085
How neurotic we talking here?
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I'll post my stats, and my ideal gf (because there's only a handful of fembots and this thread'll die if I don't do it)

>18
>5'8"
>180 lbs
>Western European, mostly
>Shy but extroverted
>Russian, vidya, spreading the word of the Lord

>Around the same age
>5'7" or below (but idc, really. Just as a general rule)
>160-170 depending on height
>Don't really care. Not a cunt?
>Same ones as mine, ideally.
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>>38125218
are you orthodox christian? im not a girl but i would consider christian a plus.
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>>38125180
So I went hiking with my Stacey sister five days ago, and I had a hard time getting over a set of rocks she and her boyfriend scaled with ease. I concluded that I could never get a job at the EPA because "I'm too worthless to do field work". When my sister encouraged me , saying I'd regret not making it to the top, I said that my whole life was pushing myself forward out of year of having regrets, and then being too much of a pussy to push forward.

I found another way around the rock and made it to the top. And spent the rest of the trip apologizing.
My sister said she was proud but that I "looked like (you) were going to cry" and should "probably talk to someone."
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>>38125289
Catholic, but very Catholic.
>inb4 KEK
Yeah, well, deus vult and all that jazz.
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>>38125342
Samefag. I'm boarding a plane home from California back up North. Hopefully this thread is still here and I can talk to people.
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>>38125138
I think I saw you earlier. You're that 6'5" 300lbs guy wearing a fedora and a black Transformers t-shirt, right?
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>>38125342
It'd say that's not that bad, but I've handled people much worse than that.
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>>38124452
I'm basically all of these, except I'm more often a switch because the idea of taking care and being taken care of is nice. I also play fps games sometimes, mostly OW. Also very introverted.
Got a contact?
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>>38125374
Oh, usually Russians are orthodox but thats alright. Im not anything special; just a heretic (Protestant)
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>>38125432
No i'm doing a shingeki no kyojin cosplay
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>>38125465
Much worse? Yeah, there's probably people a lot worse than me. Greentexts??
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>>38125488
I'm not Russian. Just learning the language and culture, it's fun.

Out of curiosity, which protestant branch? I don't have a problem with most because they're what we call "brothers in Christ" or something of the sort.

Besides, I used to be a Jehovah's Witness, which is as far removed as you can get, so I can't really get mad at anyone.
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>>38125520
I'm from the East Coast, so Baptist pretty much.

I've also heard Russian is a very hard language desu, regarding the grammar and word memorization. It doesn't seem like the Cyrillic alphabet is very hard at all.
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>>38125520
Ty hovoryt' po-ukrayins'ky?
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>>38119821
>Age
18-23
>Height
5'0"<=x<=5'8"
>Weight
bmi under 25
>Race or nationality
non black/muslim because I am a fucking racist
>Personality
the one who likes passive skellies
>Interests
eh...
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>>38119803
17-20
1.80 or over
not fat
white or jewish
ambitious, gives me space & not mean
politics, literature, art & music
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>>38125539
Fair enough. Yes, it's a hard language, the Cyrillic alphabet is easy enough. Then when it comes to word memorization, since none of the words are based off of the same language as English (or, most of the words, rather), it's a pain in the ass. So's grammar.

>>38125548
Nyet, ya edva govareeyoo po roosky

Also, goddamn do I suck at typing Russian with the English alphabet. I keep typing where the russian letters are.
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>>38119821
About my age, little bit shorter. Not too skinny, her belly could be used as a comfy pillow. White enough to reflect sunlight. She needs to have thicc glasses otherwise she's almost blind.
Very shy and self-conscious, she's working on opening herself to other and being able to keep a conversation for more than 2 minutes.
She doesn't browse r9k or any other board. Reading is her passion. She used to be into vidya, but not really anymore.
She likes blankets, dreams, fire, tea and classical music.
She exists.
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>>38125655
If you want i can help you.
Russian is my first language.
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>>38125660
If she exists why are you here, brother?
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>>38125512
Once I dated a girl for a short period of time. She had a break down one night over how worthless she felt and began punching herself in the face repeatedly. Had to hold her down until she exhausted herself. Ended up getting her appointment to see a psych the next day.

Here's another one.
>Get a call from a friend at 3am asking for a ride home.
>3 people in total. My friend, his girlfriend and her friend.
>they say they'll cover gas and pay me on top of it.
>I agree and go pick them up.
>drop them off at my friend's house.
>the one girl won't get out of the car and says she wants to just go home.
>Agree to take her home.
>During the ride to her apartment she starts balling her eyes out.
>She ends up telling me her whole fucked up life story.
>spend the whole night with her so she doesn't end up necking herself.
>she cries herself to sleep on the couch of her tiny little apartment.
>wait until morning to leave.
>make breakfast for her before I do.
>get a call from my buddy later that day saying that his girlfriend's friend wanted me to know how grateful she was for last night.
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>>38125685
Nah, I'm on my way, but I definitely appreciate it, tovareesh.

Seriously, it's like I have alzheimers when I try to type Russian words with english letters. Good thing I'm good at typing Russian.
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>>38125704
It's pretty weird, i only really use it on things like this board and some mmo's that don't allow Cyrillic
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>>38124735
The mountain is already taken i'm afraid
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>>38125716
You guys are both fucking retarded. You can type in Cyrillic using the name field.
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>>38124840
Might as well kyll myself now and be done with it then
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>>38125732
I was already aware of that, and not interesting in doing it that way.
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>>38125732
I didn't know that. Not super useful, anyway.
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>>38125685
>Russian is my first language
Oh, it's Monday. On Tuesday your first language is Ukrainian. On Wednesday it's English.
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>>38125805
Where have i ever said otherwise?
[citation needed]
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>>38125755
Don't feel like removing your stupid fucking tripcode?
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>>38119803
>Fembots, please describe your perfect boyfriend
There is no such thing as a fembot.

>Age
20-25
>Height
idc
>Weight
skinny, average, skinny fat
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
sarcastic, cynical, witty, supportive, clingy/puts up with how clingy i am, homebody, smarter than me, non-libtard, sexually dominant, good music/film taste, interested in actively trying to improve his life even in small ways (I am a friendless loser w a messy apartment and trying to get better so we could try hard together or something idk)
>Interests
Pretty much any hobby/interest as long as he lights up a bit when he talks about it
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>>38125828
Partly, also just kinda pointless you still need to type a original message.
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>>38125834
You sound like an absolute trainwreck.
>>
>>38125873
How so?
I'm not any better than anybody else here, but I am making strides with fixing my life up.
>>
>>38125828
I probably butchered the grammar in my tripcode, but fuck it.
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>>38124985
W-would you accept a latino who's been told he looks Arab?
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>>38125903
>How so?
>friendless loser w a messy apartment
Just a vibe I get from your posts.

Can we get a pic of your apartment?
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>>38125964
a summerfag normie starts antagonizing me for living a similar lifestyle to most of this board's regular userbase

please leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>38126003
>similar lifestyle to most of this board's regular userbase
Wow. Guess you really are serious about self improvement.
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>>38126131
riddle me this, anon: why would i be interested in self improvement if there was nothing to improve upon
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>>38126296
>riddle me this
Hmm, maybe it's just something you say to not seem like human garbage?
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>>38125691
It's one of the attribute of my ideal gf. Sorry for the confusion.
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>>38125660
this is almost me 100% other than not browsing r9k. how could anyone want a girl like that/me
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>>38126403
Cause its cute, where do you live?
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>>38124275
oh! im sorry, I didn't see
I'm very white. like blindingly pale
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>>38126425
Florida
I think the traits might be cute in moderation, but i don't think so for me
>>
>>38124685

>Doesn't like starwars or marvel / dc
You're a rare one. Where are you from?
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>>38126472
Holy shit I'm FL too. I still think they're cute even if it's a little much. In fact I might prefer it that way.
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>>38126523
>>38126472
This is cute. CUTE.

I hope yall work out
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>>38125660
>>38126403
i agree with the other anon this is qt
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>>38126523
what's your contact info fl anon?
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>>38126472
>>38126523
damn guys, hope it goes well. I have yet to meet another girl from FL.
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>>38126594
[email protected]

I have discord too
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>>38119821
Age
>somewhere around my age
Height
>I don't care
Weight
>Anything's fine as long as she's not obese
Race or nationality
>Should be from Europe
Personality
>Introverted, loyal, caring, understanding, kinda boring (because I am boring), low sex drive
Interests
>I don't know, reading manga and playing some stupid games I guess
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>>38126616
discord would be nice! i just got one today actually
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>>38119821
>Age
Anything between 16 and 22
>Height
Doesn't matter
>Weight
I don't mind having some meat on the bones, as long as you're not obese
>Race or nationality
I don't care, but I don't like extremely religious and/or ignorant people
>Personality
Stable(!), understanding, happy, lively, smart, critical and know how to handle themselves
>Interests
I don't care. Plus points if you share any of my hobbies (reading, working out, music, video games, anime/manga)

I'm 185 cm tall, 80 kg, lean (got some muscles)
Black hair, green eyes, white skin. Kinda hairy but not like a fucking monkey lol.
I'm quite emotional despite being introverted and shy (I get way too into things such as movies, manga, books etc)
Once I get comfortable with someone I open up quite a lot and I like to make people happy/laugh.
My ambition in life is to start a family (I want at least 3 kids), get a lot of understanding of this world (science, philosophy, mathematics, history, biology etc.) so I can teach my kids and make them grow up strong and well-adjusted for life.
I don't smoke, hardly drink. I love animals, every kind.
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>tfw no replies to your gf post
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>>38126739
This didn't work for me, weird. Still got the email though if you wanna chat through there while we figure out this discord stuff.
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>>38126703
Anon, that's the norm, don't expect anything from posting in these kinds of threads as a guy
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>>38119900
lmao you sound retarded
>>
>>38126870
even the other guy from FL got lucky.. I am doomed.
>>
>>38126947
One guy managed to pick up one girl who has already been picked up twice before ITT and she also has a Discord, a kik, and is fat, I would not spent too long despairing over this
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>>38119821
my abosolute perfect gf:
age height doesn't matter
>weight
a little chub would be nice, with breasts
>race/nationality
asian
>personality
brutally honest, loves to tease, isn't easily offended, curious, caring, understanding, is a bit spergy but enough self awareness to be embarrassed about it, is a switch
>interests
something we can do together like playing vidya or watching anime/cartoons, cooking, singing (even if she isn't good)

ultimate NEVER EVER mode
is into my fetishes and we indulge and spoil each other
>>
>>38127004
lol dude holy shit really
>>
>>38119916
>>38126440

How old are you?

What do you like
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>>38119803
>>Age
20s
>>Height
between 5'2 and 6'2
>>Weight
i dunno, i like scrawny and a little chub n anything in between. i'm not attracted to /fit/
>>Race or nationality
white
>>Personality
dumb sense of humour, relaxed, nihilistic, good at listening, supportive
>>Interests
vidya, /mu/core, watching stuff, /x/, drugs, animals, no altright shit
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>Age
20-30
>Height
5'0-5'9 I'm 5'7 myself, but I'm not really interested in my potential partner being taller than me.
>Weight
I like my guy anywhere from perfectly slender to skinnyfat (a little bit of chub is cute!)
>Race or nationality
Race isn't a big factor.
>Personality
Kind, respectful, not controlling, prefers to let me take the lead, good sense of humor, has some sense of self-awareness, is a sub or a switch
>Interests
Music--doesn't have to be the same kind of music I like; we can learn about each others' preferred genre(s)--, animation--both western and eastern, don't be an elitist--, film--I like going to the movies a lot, nothing beats the theater experience for me--, outdoorsy stuff (camping, hiking)--I'm not heavily invested in this kind of hobby, but I'd feel better engaging in it alongside someone else.

Bonus round: Is a trap/twink
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>>38127461
>tfw u dont know what a good sense of humor is but u know whats funny when u see it
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>>38127461
i think i fit this, i love both eastern and western animation stuff (mostly just various cartoons and anime though) and am also a switch,
but def more on the sub side

where do you live?

>tfw not a trap/twink
>tfw aware of how i am sometimes so i tend to overthink things
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>>38119821
>Age
18-27
>Height
over 5'3''
>Weight
Less than 140lb, but fit.
>Race or Nationality
No preferences.
>Personality
Kind, intelligent, patient, caring, willing to try new things
>Interests
Anime, Vidya, Art, Music, Manga or other Comics, Literature, History, Science.

I don't know why I posted this. I won't get a girlfriend in the near future, I would have wasted what could have been the best moments of my life. I really hope reincarnation is really and I get to live out all the things I've missed.
>>
>>38126677
>Stable(!), understanding, happy, lively, smart, critical and know how to handle themselves
You will only find the critacal part here
>>
>>38124031
No, Europe sadly :(
>>
>>38125834
Are you a female (female) or gay
>>
>>38128601
For real? There are no straight fembots in Europe. Not one has ever been sighted.
>>
>>38128947
Yes, from Austria
>>
>>38128601
Were in europe are you in?

Im not tall, but I'd like to know how tall are you, if you're interested..
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>>38129078
She's from Austria, read above you faggot
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>>38129046
>>38129078
Im sorry I didnt see..

Btw are you really extroverted or?

The only things I fit is trustworthy, loyal, romantic, loving, caring, clingy, passionate, again if you are interested..
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>>38129107
I didn't see, I apologize..
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>>38127461
Sounds like me.
Maybe there is hope yet.
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>>38129046
What is it with Austria? There is one lezbot from Austria who posts here all the time. Are you saying you're not her? A heterosexual Austrian girl posting here?
>>
>>38128929
Oh, I'm a female. Not a tranny or gay.
>>
>>38129248
Not him, but is the white a hard requirement
>>
>>38129294
It depends, I suppose. I don't want to get blacked or anything though.
>>
>>38129248
Alright, name your music and film taste you fucking cootie infested robot
>>
>>38129586
So you don't want to date a black guy or somthing right?

Im not white but im not black/brown either

> interested in actively trying to improve his life even in small ways

I want to do this as a goal, I mean for both of us, my parnter and me. I know this is gong to be repititive af and I hate it, but I fit with the "personality" thing, So its up to you if you want to try and talk out of 4chan, you tell me.
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>>38127635
I'm in Florida.

>>38127579
New Game can be pretty funny sometimes. Do you like comedy anime?

>>38129155
Contact info, do you have any?
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>>38129586
I'm Hispanic. What you said makes me think you're a bit on the right. With the Blacked and Libtard comment stuff. I'm no liberal/SJW, neither am I really subby at all. I don't know it'd be cool to talk. I like the continous self improvement thing. I'm the guy who asked you if you were set on being with a white guy
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>>38129757
I am not subby at all*

Forgot to say but I'm not on the right
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>>38129757
Hi mexican guy
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>>38119821
>Age
18-20
>Height
5'9-5'11
>Weight
Not skelly or chubby. Normal or fit
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Confident without being obnoxious, reliable, somewhat feminine, decent sense of humour
>Interests
Any genuine interest beyond make-up and shitty drama / reality TV works. Should be willing to travel and enjoy going into nature, to museums, to the cinema and other activities we could do together
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>>38129757
Anon, her post did say she didn't want any libtards so of course she's on the right spectrum.
>>
>>38129904
>>38129757
>worrying about politic shit

God robots are stupid, I bet she doesnt really care about that shit. She didnt even mention something like that she just wants to be happy not a /pol/ tard

ugh why people do this
>>
>>38129733
not the guy you asked but here's my throwaway if you wanted to chat [email protected]
i'm >>38127635
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>>38129715
I am shy can we trade privately on skype?
What if you are more patrician than me and ridicule me?
>>38129726
Sure, just post skype.
>>38129951
The alt right are just as cringey as liberals are at this point
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>>38129951
Saying libtard sounds like /pol/ shit though

>>38129904
You can be on the left and not be a liberal.
>>
>>38126947
Don't matter cause I think I got ghosted, oh well.
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>>38130022
Ok im not the anon, who said the libtard thing Im warning I dont care about it..everything else is ok but not politic stuff..

I just want someone to get my life better with and all, so yeah lets just talk, if you're ok with it of course

I prefer posting my email.

[email protected][/spoiler
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>>38130022
Tastes are similar to (not the language but the mellowness)
https://youtu.be/ODjsQiNMhFo
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>>38130139
Thats basi af, youtube recommendations huh, try better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtLVXBqfqBY
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>>38130181
cont

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5p6dr4BnM
>>
>>38130181
oooo that's good, I enjoy it. Here's another
https://youtu.be/eOR2QYy670k
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>>38130139
This is comfy
>>38130181
You can't just bully other anons tastes based on if their song is as good as the great Tom Waits.
>>
testing I hate all of you testing 3. 2. 1.
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>>38130347
>>38130386

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcJGH82INkM
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>>38130386
Hell yeah, I love comfy songs.
>>38130398
https://youtu.be/6cww3Fg4fPg
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>>38119803

>>Age
13
>>Height
5'2
>>Weight
90 lbs
>>Race or nationality
pale as the snow
>>Personality
innocent
>>Interests
watching elsagsate videos
>>
>>38130386
>>38130398

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CCDnmQO4gg
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>>38125699
Hey my flight took awhile but jist want to say you sound like a real good person. Props.
>>
>>38130415
Haha wow thirsty you'd love whatever she loves

>"wow thats so lewd"
>yes!i love lewd stuff, femanon!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3aPrfVBfSc
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>>38120763
fuck i wish i was flat chested. Hate these sweaty lumps. Bras feel like hell and when they're loose they look like crap. Doesn't help that i'm mentally ill and """"born in the wrong sex""" which makes me hate these useless pieces of shit even more.
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>>38125834
Sounds like what robots wished a woman wanted. Ie bait
>>
>>38130450
>>38130415
>>38130386

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8y_V-uxLXA
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>>38130450
I was the one who started to post comfy songs, anon.
>>38130488

https://youtu.be/UBS6MM05KdY
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>>38130500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_miTYAmHUNM

>wow!!!!! i love comfy songs femanon, lets get married btw?
>>
>>38130500
>>38130521
btw

>hes posting comfy songs
>he doesnt even post jack johnson

ill fix that thirsty!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAFA28jHNzU
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>>38130521
https://youtu.be/C7L0eNPge98
>gets proved wrong
>still thinking I'm thirsty when I haven't said my contact yet
>>
>>38119803
>18-24
>Anything taller than me (5'2)
>weight doesnt really matter to me. As long as you aren't a total skeleton or morbidly obese we're good.
>preferably Caucasian but I'm pretty flexible
>gets excited about the things they're passionate about, anxious talking about deeper stuff, compassionate, empathetic, *kinky*
>vidya, art, I don't care about sports you shouldn't either, dogs,
>>
>>38130576
Meant enjoys, not anxious. Frick off autocorrect.
>>
>>38130545
>>38130560

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VesAXrGl7gg

Youre going to do it anyway ahahah just do it and we all will see how thirsty you are, dont worry, these thread is full of them!!!!!!!
>>
>>38130545
I don't remember names nor dates unless its written down
https://youtu.be/luM6oeCM7Yw
>>
>>38130415
>>38130450
.......................pls stop you can just post your skypes i am sorry that i created this
>>38130470
it isn't bait i thought i was going to be accused of asking for too much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZZ7fKC1uNY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKFBJyUyKWA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmZTIvUmWYc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ8PxgNRtmQ

my tastes are not very good any way probably
>>
>>38129733
I do like comedy anime, yeah.. I'm also from Florida. Where at?
>>
>>38130560
Do it!!!!I support you!!!! Show us how thirsty you are!!

>>38130576
HAHAH i fit i fit i fit, what is your contact!!??

>>38130607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07FdNR6ikHI

Im not posting anything, sorry you shouldnt do this. Ironically we have smilar tastes kek

T. taken.

>>38130599
mainstream
>>
>>38130598
I don't post contacts unless its a throwaway email
>>38130607
Good taste, anon.

https://youtu.be/4S9YtRnlPMk
>>
>>38130653
>>38130660

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee9XD5jxsRg

i continue cause I want to!
>>
>>38130653
if you are taken please leave our board you dumb normal
>>
>>38130653
My kik is rikqa, if you mean kik
>>
>>38130607
But I posted my email above the gmail one >>38130114
..Ill share my skype if you email me tthere if you want..
>>
>>38130689
Its quite fun to desu
https://youtu.be/Yw3XPeqIVUU
>>
>>38130692
no
>>38130700
Just don't..That as just a joke lol, Why did you post your kik here now all these thirsties are going to spam you things like "hey!I fit with your description" or "hi lets talk haha im interested on you".
>>38130745
woah

https://youtu.be/wygCfsgiE14
>>
>>38129733
>Contact info, do you have any?
Pointless since I'm from europe.
>>
>>38130792
At this point I'm lonely enough to accept that
>>
>>38130792
too late anon i already flooded her messages with thirst and benis
>>
>>38130792
Oh yeah, you like that?
https://youtu.be/9y_Qmyq8e40
>>
>>38130792
Ughhh I don't even care anymore. It's a throwaway kik anyways.
>>
>>38130576
>>38130700
You know you described a lot of people on this site.
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>>38130819
You are the only who thinks that, you're not lonely, you stupid faggot.

s m h

>>38130840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU8HiNPiGZc
>>38130843
Youdbe better with someone out of here, or at least a cyborg or failed normie
>>
>>38130885
Well nobody's added me yet so I'm not regretting anything
>>
>>38130893
https://youtu.be/KGpTE81Qfh8
Not a song but I don't wanna use the rest of my playlist qt
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>>38119821

>Age
18-25
>Height
No more than 170cm (5'7)
>Weight
Don't be fat, a bit of meat is nice, so is being skinny
>Race or nationality
White and eastern asian preferable, the rest are okay too. No muslims.
>Personality
Just don't behave like a kid
>Interests
There are some that we sure share, the only thing I ask is that you don't do drugs and don't drink too often.
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You YouTube music posters fuck off and quit bumping the thread with shit you can talk about in private
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>>38130944
people called me mister no fun because i don't do drugs or drink at all
feels bad man
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>>38130915
Where are you from, miss?

originally
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>>38130893
Nobody out of here has the same sense of humour as me
>>
>>38131057
Just like myself. I can stand people drinking even if I don't do it but drugs are a complete no. Why do females hate our type so much?
>>
>>38129235
I'm heterosexual and I never heard of her
>>38129134
Where are you from? Do you have snapchat?
>>
Man here.
>18-27
>short
>fat
>any race
>lazy but also clingy
>being a fucking nerrrrd
Even though nobody will respond my discord is mr.bubbles6838#7259
>>
>>38131100
Because you're no fun? Even a little?
>>
>>38131139
I'm very shy/bad at socialising that's why I feel like someone more extroverted would be good for me, that's how I meant it
>>
>>38131155
>tfw you need to drink/do drugs to have fun
guess I'm never having fun in my life
>>
>>38131155
>Alcohol and drugs are the only way to have fun nowadays
I'm proud to not be fun then.
>>
>>38131139
Yes I have, but I cant share it here, I have throwaway if you're still interested and then Ill share it?

Im from europe too!
>>
>>38131139
I'm coming to Vienna this weekend actually. So if you're from there...
>>
>>38131175
>>38131193
Oh well Im introverted, but I can pretend to be an extroverted normie easily, though im lonely friendless like you, would you be my best firend and lover at the same time and spend an entire life by my side?
>>
>>38130944
>I ask is that you don't do drugs and don't drink too often.
Fuck you're not in the U.S. otherwise that's completely me on everything
>>
>>38131228
that sounds like "let have sex.."

Asshole
>>
>>38131246
Proof again that only europeans can be robots.
>>
>>38131244
You're cute Austria anon. If your age requirement wasn't so low I'd talk to you
>>
>>38131193
Sure I'll send you an email with my snapchat if that's fine
>>
>>38131380
Im sorry im not the asutrian anon I replied to her with that btw
>>38131393
Ok, email me, this is temporal email btw, do it soon..

[email protected]
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>Age
18-20
>Height
6'1-6'3
Weight
75-85 kg
>Race or Nationality
Preferably Dutch, but otherwise European
>Personality
Confident, Funny, somewhat feminine
>Interests
Going out mostly


And i'm not even a fembot
>>
>>38125834

only desirable girl in this thread (i.e. complete loser)

PLEASE GIVE CONTACT
>>
>>38119855
Hi, I'm 20, 5'6", 120-130 lbs (but can lose weight if needed), part Asian (but pretty much grouped in as white based on my appearance), I am thoughtful, frequently bouncing between moods, can easily take a joke (unless I'm not in the right mood), am edgy at heart, have an inferiority complex that makes me crave honesty, and I have a keen interest in music and fashion/arts.
I hope you see this.
[email protected]
>>
>>38131298
Yes, and? What's the problem with that?
>>
>>38131845
I'd rather you just posted your skype,
I can't email anybody because my email address is my full name.
>>
>>38131921
She wants a relationship dude, come now. Stop acting like a chad.
>>
>>38131972
I am a Chad, she would be lucky to have me inside of her.
>>
>>38119821
Since i'm a disgusting thirdworlder mutt, i'd be fine with any white girl. (bellow 200lbs of course)
>>
>>38132049
Prove it post dingaling
>>
>>38131970

Grab a guerilla mail temporary address please

Send me your skype, email to this address:
[email protected]
Or post your temp address in the thread

Nobody wants to post their actual contacts on here for everyone to see
>>
>>38132143
[email protected]
g-good idea
>>
>>38131970
>>38132178

Ok im >>38130114
really interested on you so email me your skyp too!
>>
>>38124965
literally me except for the neat freakery
>>
>even get ignored on /r9k/
>>
>>38132308
That's because most of us don't believe the posts to be real women, which is yours anyway
>>
>>38131845
>>38132178

sent you my thing

shoot me an add on skype if you feel like it

orig because misquote fuk
>>
>>38132308
Ok, have you (you) you little attention whore
>>
>>38132308
The standards here are pretty unreasonable. Unless you are a horny virgin titcow, even the losers here will not look at you.
>>
>>38132427
>Implying

Of course it wasn't original
>>
>>38132308
you probably wouldn't even respond/add anyone anyway if you posted in here, pretty small percentage
>>
>>38132308

which post was yours originally
>>
>>38132308
Who were you? Be honest I'll tell you why
>>
>>38119803
>Age
21-28
>Height
5"7-5"9
>Weight
Average
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Honest, intelligent, caring
>Interests
Learning, reading, computers, nature
>>
>>38131246
Well at least I got a reply, even if not completely positive.
>>
>>38119821
>Age
20
>Height
5'0
>Weight
159, extreme pear shape.
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Timid and shy. Virgin.
>Interests
Anime, internet stuff, drawing (to mirror me being into writing).
>>
>>38119821
ideal gf
>18-21 (at least finished with high school)
>5'1-5'2, but 5'5" or less is good
>less than 130 lbs. I like big boobs and chubby isn't a problem because I like cuddles
>white, hispanic, asian, in order of preference
>caring, bookish, affectionate, traditionally feminine, has a good connection with her family
>anime and video games, hiking, shopping, cooking, reading, i'd prefer she have one kind of feminine craft hobby, like quilting, and is generally interested in trying new things, but is mostly content with being a cuddly couch potato with me.
>>
>>38132789
I would date if you were in the US, anon.
Hope you find someone one day tho
>>
>>38132827
I fit this but I'm not 20 hahah
>>
>>38132789
I'd talk to you anon but I'm currently too big to make your requirements. I'm losing it but I'd hate for a girl to have to wait to be attracted to a guy they like (if we hit it off) You seem nice
>>
>>38132514
>>38132605
>>38132725
it was >>38127359 oreganolly
>>
>>38119803

>>Age
He must be 200 years old AT LEAST. He must be very wise and experienced.

>>Height
4meter or more. I want him to have six arms and long, dark hair.

>>Weight
All of it.

>>Race or nationality
Uranian.

>>Personality
Changes according to my changes of interest in every second.

>>Interests
Exactly the ones i have.
>>
>>38119803
>Age
16- infinity
>Height
Any
>Weight
Any but not obese
>Race or nationality
Any but in Europe
>Personality
Clingy, obsessive, yandere, virgin
>Interests
Vidya and being with me

The truly desperate please apply
>>
>>38133004
Where in europe are you in? Age?
>>
>>38131845
>has own apartment
>complete loser
You can only be a partial loser at that point.
>>
>>38131762
>Preferably Dutch
YES COME ON
>spoiler
Jij hond. Waarom doe je me dit aan.
>>
>>38133030
Netherlands and I turn 21 next week
>>
>>38132905
>>38132950
Thank you

Orige
>>
>30
>5'10''
>150-170 lbs.
>white, but mixed heritage. Some Irish and Lebanese maybe some German thrown in there
>half-way to nihilist, but very moral person. Puts stock in being a good person. Has better manners than me. Loves animals. Keeps his emotions bottled up inside but feels things deeply; this can be seen when the world gets to be too much so he goes out drinking and looking for a fight with whatever asshole may come his way.
>music (primarily blues and rock n roll), video games, reading, philosophy (philosophy major college drop-out), drinking
>>
>>38133069
Woah, I'm really "near" you, I'm from europe as well.

Im clingy, obsessive, yandere, virgin, also romantic, passionate, caring, loving supportive, and Im around your age. Want to talk if I post contact?

pls be female?
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>>38133200
Oh I'm a guy and I posted my ideal gf sorry anon :(
>>
>>38132950
>too big
Out of curiosity, how big?
>>
>>38133243
Its okay anon :((((


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>>
>Age
Same as mine
>Height
5'7-6'2
>Weight
Around mine or some shit idk
>Race or nationality
White or lightskinned
>Personality
Gotta be funny and witty
>Interests
U gotta like 3rd wave ska, man
>>
>>38132972

You seem alright, ill talk to you

Send me your skype or whatever

[email protected]
>>
>>38130442
I wouldn't say that, I'm just not that keen on being a super shitty human being.
>>
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>>38119821
>Like chicks in their early 30's
>Am a scrawny 21 year old NEET so i bring nothing to the table aside from giving them validation that they arent washed up hags
Besides i have crippling anxiety and i dont leave my house
>>
>>38119803
fembots aren't real

>>38119821
>Age
17 to 25
>Height
nothing over 170cm
>Weight
around 65ish kg
>Race or nationality
the whiter the better, east asians are okay too
>Personality
comfy, calm, pessimistic, kind, introvert
>Interests
don't realyl care as lnog as it doesn't comflict with my interests. I hate sharing interests
>>
>>38133283
I'm 230, was 280 before, still going down
>>
>>38134807
but what do you talk about with each other if there's no form of common ground you can engage with each other at least in the beginning
>>
>>38125108

I actually fit this, what's the best way to contact you
>>
>>38134997
Well keep the good work
>>
>>38134807
>24
>white
>you just described my personality
>fit, 1.72
Hi babe,sadly Ama man going my own way
>>
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>>38119803
>Age
18-25
>Height
Anything below 6'0
>Weight
Not fat or skeleton, but chubby or skinny is fine.
>Race or nationality
Anything except indian or middle eastern.
>Personality
Nice, genuine, transparent, not manipulative.
He should be into being moderately submissive when it comes to sex at times. Dosen't mean always.
He should also be into pegging and maybe even fisting
He should also call me Mommy
>Interests
Vidya and some kind of non-fiction hobby. Like history geek, electronics, etc.
>>
>>38119803
been here since 06, this is my all time favorite image.
>>
>>38136138
Thanks anon.

Orgina
>>
>20-30
> I'm 5'9 and like to wear 5 inch heels, so I would prefer someone 6'2+
>don't have a preferred weight, but bearmode body type is nice
> I want white babies, but if I find an exceptional black or latino guy then that would be ok. Refuse to date anyone who isn't American, british, or aussie
>prefer a humble personality.
>Nothing worse than a guy who won't shut the fuck up and keep bragging about his false interest in traditionally masculine shit. Though it would be nice for him to be interested in nerdy shit like me, I'm fine with anything so long as he's genuine about what he likes. So many guys I meet claim to be gun nuts or car aficionados and yet they don't know how to handle either of those things

/rant
>>
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>>38136348

>tfw you don't play video games that much which pretty much eliminates any chance you have of having internet friends
>>
>>38136872
welp, I'm 5'9 on the dot.
gl finding your lanklet robot
>>
>>38119821
>be me
>dominican mutt
>only attracted to white girls

Kill me
>>
>21
>6'0
>don't care
>Black
>charming
>don't care
>>
>>38136872
>Refuse to date anyone who isn't American, british, or aussie
>Wanting to date inferior anglos
>>
>>38136348
>first spoiler
Nope.jpg

Everything else is fine though
>>
>>38136348
do you have contact? I wouldn't mind pegging but fisting might be too far for me
>>
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>>38125138
You should check your dm's on Discord, Pie-san.
>>
>25
>6'0
>don't care as long as not obese
>caucasian/mixed.
>devious, humorous
>>
>>38136348
>tfw no gf that likes being called mommy
>>
>Age
22-35
>Height
taller the better desu, my fantasy bf is like 7 ft, but I'd settle for whatever at this point
>Weight
dadbod
>Race
blond haired blue eyed nordic
>Personality
confident, steady, knows what he wants from life, good with his hands, thoughtful
>Interests
securing the existence of our people and a future for white children
>>
>>38138505
t. former Bernie supporter
>>
>>38137142
Well, when I say British I guess I mean anyone from that little island area. UK or whatever the fuck they're calling themselves these days
>>
>not obese

Where are all the fat girls looking for fat guys?
>>
>Age
25 - 28
>Height
<5'8''
>Weight
Builtfat/t h i c c
>Race or nationality
brown/black
>Personality
Likes novel/mysterious things, laughs at himself when he trips over, virgin, doesn't think much of government workers, feels reverence for something, uses cutesy bullying to show affection, likes sitting in front of the fireplace with me
>Interests
Gardening, fishing, guns, hipster music (John Peel, WFMU, Wire, etc), prepper/survivalist stuff, psychs, occultism/mysticism
>>
>>38139128
Literally me other than age
>>
>>38138547

...no? I was just a normie conservative like my family until finding /pol/
>>
>ideals
Does anybody not get this shit?
Maybe it was being raised as a scruffy ugly dirty little downtrodden fuck in poverty but I have no "dream man" "dream house" "dream job".
I have standards and shit, but I can't envision some white house on a hill.
You get what the world hands to you, you improve what you can and if it makes you suffer you find a way to deal with/discard it.

Am I just retarded, or what?
>>
>>38139550
well sometimes is nice to dream about something you would like to have, nothing bad with it desu
i dont think you are retarded, but theres nothing wrong about having preferences too
>>
>>38119803
>Age
19-28
>Height/Weight
honestly don't care as long as it's not literal dwarfism or obesity
>General look
glasses and nice hair
>Race or nationality
preferably asian or maybe white
>Personality
cool/listless but very affectionate and obvious when it comes to dating because I'm a dense sack of shit
also flexible with time because I'm impulsive about hanging out and enjoy wandering around
>Interests
weeb shit, vidya, food, music, pretty much anything.
>>
>>38139160
h-how old are you?

dfwfwefwfef
>>
>Girls always if the OP is geared towards them
>This generally means there's at least enough girls on here for active content
>they never reply to the male posters


If you femanons are lonely why not just just get into contact with some of the male posters here if you feel you might fit the description
>>
>>38139868
23 oreganijol
>>
>>38139697
But the key to being a handsome man is having a good "combo" of features too, like if you're a lanklet with big sad eyes, long face, aquiline nose, or if you're beefy it's better to have a square jaw and broad features, there's no "perfect" nose- the nose that's good on one face ruins another.
>>
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he is mr bombastic
>>
>>38136872
>>38138578
You are a race traitor. You deserve to be stoned to death.
>>
>>38130637
Central, the most important part.
>>
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>>38140345
hey biggie hows life
>>
Any Australians? Would prefer to talk to people in the same hemisphere.
>>
>>38142838
im from nz is that alright?
>>
>>38120763
lol what are you talking about. chestets are master race
>>
Ideal boyfriend
>Age
19-21
>Height
Not below 165 cm but speaking of ideal it is 180 cm and above.
>Weight
Healthy weight
>Race or nationality
White, don't care about nationality but more about where you live
>Personality
moral, disciplined, considerate, hard working
>Interests
Same interests as me, like arts
Gaming and anime
>>
>>38119821
Acwe used to do all of the time and no replies happened. One of those depressing self centered threads, like the r8 life one up now.
>>
>>38119870
Probably from soc. They can't into the catalog. Check if don't believe.
>>
>>38119870
See I was right. Idiots. See >>38119899.

Also to get your post seen you should have clicked op, both of you.
>>
>>38139934
It's men describing themselves. Read the thread and lurk more. Men saying who they want stagnates.
>>
>>38143487
Are you a girl(female) at least?
>>
>>38132827
How old are you? Tell me more about yourself in the same format you just wrote if possible... :>
>>
>>38144056
Yes I am
So my description matches you?
>>
>>38144089
Yup, well I'm pale, but it's kinda white I guess and I fit with the personality thing plus I'm working and not a neet. Drop my contact if you want?
>>
>>38140345
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbaaaaa ororoor
>>
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>>38119821
>Age
18-22
>Height
5'5 but it doesn't really matter
>Weight
skinny because I like the idea of picking up a grill and carrying her around
>Race or nationality
Any as long as I find them attractive
>Personality
Outgoing but not into stuff like clubbing, would push me out of my comfort zone. Funny or at least finds my shit jokes funny.
>Interests
at least a passing interest in vidya and movies. I don't really mind what they like as long as they are passionate about it.

Its too bad girls this perfect don't like pasty gingers
>>
>>38144125
What race are you, though? I can't date asians or pajeet
and what are you looking for in a woman, or do you have no preferences?
>>
>>38144556
im white and my preferences are not obese and has a pulse
>>
>>38144556
I'm kinda white, but no caucasian i don't know how to describe it, like pale mediterranean? Nah I am not asian and it's so rare, since every girl wants a japanese bf ugh. I'm looking for a woman who is caring, loving, supportive, clingy as much as I am, romantic, passionate, wants to get our life better, like a couple goals, someone who is willing to get married someday if things go right, etc etc, pretty much that,because I am like that. I dont really about the looks really Im just average(I think) so if you're ok with it..you decide in the end
>>
>>38144648
care*
origigigigig
>>
>>38144648
Well it depends, where are you from?
^^
>>
>>38144736
It depends? What do you mean? I'm just from Europe, sorry I can't tell my country because I'm kinda paranoid..and you?

I don't really play vg btw..
>>
>>38144768
I mean it depends on your locations if i can really start talking to you ^^
its not a deal breaker, ill introduce you to video games if you want lol
>>
>>38144820
Which continent are you in? I guess it doesnt matter in the end, I could move!, but again it's really up to you, yeah well I guess I could try it, though I'd have to get a better pc first haha
>>
>>38144870
..thread is about to die so my contact: [email protected]

Your choice
>>
>>38144870
I'm in Asia, and kind of close to Europe
>yeah well I guess I could try it, though I'd have to get a better pc first haha
:) it is plenty of fun. i'm currently playing xiv

how do I contact you?
>>
>>38139935
D-drop contact

Gigvihfcdryh
>>
>>38145070
Sorry for replying so fast but I want to sleep for a bit..

>how do I contact you?

here >>38145002

I was thinking about to get my pc better anyway!

I'll wait for you!
>>
>>38145112
Sure, i'll contact you, when do you wake up?
>>
>>38145191
It's just nap before work, a 30 min nap desu. Message me whenever you want!
>>
>>38145099
Depends on where you live, I don't really enjoy e-relations and all
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