/britfeel/

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>>38135064
Fist for best girl

>>38135162
oops that was a bit of a freudian slip

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>>38135162
I agree with this poster's statement, truly beautiful

oi oi lads, who's still up?

>>38135240
I honestly don't know why, things are pretty dead now.

What are your favourite sweets?

Mine are fizzy cherry cola bottles and Haribo cherries.

>got job centre appointment at 9am
>advisor and job coach are going to make me go on a work placement at my local Tesco garage
>I've been on universal credit for two months

>>38135293
Call me a normie but fried egg haribo. Supermix is the shit

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babestation tarts

>>38135293
I used to enjoy maom pinballs but they're sometimes a little too sweet, just your standard maoms with all the different flavours are probably my favourites, fizzy colas are up there as well

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>it's a wake up in the middle of the night episode

What happened with the election then lads? Who is our PM?

>>38135293
Good taste Anon! Quite like wine gums myself desu~

>>38135293
monster assault energy drink tastes like cola bottle sweets

>>38135293
guylian seashells

come at me cunts

>>38135317
shit deal that
I was on bennies for nearly 3 years before my coach sent out a CV without my permission and I ended up getting the damn job

>>38135293
Cola cubes

Was gonna ask if anyone wanted to play Rust with me but then I remembered
1) How mentally unstable everyone I met in the /r9k/ Steam friends threads was
2) How awkward and embarrassing voice chat would be
3) How boring Rust is

9/10 lad, mind showing us a pic? Just your jaw at least

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>>38135293
true patrician sweets coming through

>>38135777
These really are the best sweets going.

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>>38135293
Fuck man, really got me thinking.

I guess I'll say these because I like the sharp dose of sugar they provide.
That's me to a tee, instant gratification.

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>>38135293
They taste so cheap but so good.

what are some decent porn sites besides xvideos?

>>38135777
Not as sweet as you

>>38135835
why does it feel so good but hurt so bad

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H these frogs
>>38135835

>>38135774
I would but the fact that doxxanon worked out somebodies address from a picture of their shirt is kind of putting me off desu.
Convince me doxxanon won't fuck me up and I'll do it.

>>38135849
That's the plan eventually. But I'm mentally ill as fuck. It's not really conducive to getting fit and muscly.

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>>38135293
Unironically these

>>38135881
He can't doxx you from your chin. Just stand in front of a blank background like a wall

>>38135922
he literally doxxed a picture of a shirt anon... I'm starting to think that any picture uploaded here is doxxable.

>>38135883
Girl at my work always smells of these, one of those people that gets a little too close to you when talking

Remind me to turn off the oven at 02:35 lads

>>38136010
Sounds cute lad, is she decent

>>38136015
this is my least favourite britfeel poster

>take a sip of my secret potion. One sip and you'll be mine
Was it rape?

>>38135881
I think it might not have been the shirt but an accumulation of all sorts of info. We already knew the lad's full name and his age

>>38136029
It's not rape if she can't say no lad

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I want you inside me

>>38136021
I'm a different lad mate, I won't be throwing out perfectly good waffles or nothing

>>38136010
Bit of a munter if im honest

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>>38129719
>it's not tomokochan
Yep, if it ain't got a trip (and the correct trip), it ain't me

>>38136050
nah I'm not going to do it I'm too paranoid.

I know you may be intrigued to see whether my perception of myself is accurate, but trust me it's accurate. It was one of the few things I could be sure of myself about.
My life now is hell anyway, so it's not like I have anything to brag about.

>>38136101
it's that lad who's been chatting to you. Still haven't slept mate lmao.

It'll be 36 hours awake by 9am. Just took some diazepam so hopefully that'll do the job. How'd you get on?

>>38136010
Girl at my work wears overly floral fragrances, can smell her 4 seats away its rank

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>>38136050
Oh go on then, just a peek haha

>>38136101
what difference does it make really, there's nothing special about you

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>>38136118
Damn lad you're a madman. Are you forcing yourself to stay awake?
>How'd you get on?
Went to sleep around 12ish after doing lewd things (pic related) then woke up around 10, feeling fairly refreshed

>>38136218
>tomokoooo <3

That's one hell of a sleeping pattern mate. Why is it you sleep like this?

This always happens to me when I try and reset my pattern. Last time I was awake for four days and had to take 10mg of diazepam and 7.5mg of zopiclone to nod off. Once I have a pattern though I can usually fall asleep.
I think it's because my circadian rhythm is so fucked up my body doesn't know what it's doing.

One last spliff then off the bed I think.

very nearly into anorexia BMI
not sure what to do
if anything

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>>38136015
You absolute fuckers didn't remind me. That's ok, I reminded myself. Goodfellas meat feast pizza

>>38136636
giz a slice mate

>>38136636
Actually looks pretty good for frozen piza

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>>38136636
mine came out bad

>>38136798
That looks so good I saved the pic.

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>>38136263
>That's one hell of a sleeping pattern mate. Why is it you sleep like this?
I truly believe I am 100% noctural. Give me a single day where I don't have to get up for anything and I'll be getting up when the sun goes down and going to bed when it rises. It used to be that I'd stay up a little later each night because I'd be browsing the chon/doing stuff, but now I revert almost immediately

>Last time I was awake for four days
That's crazy, you must be shattered. I may have a topsy-turby sleep pattern but I still some sleep (longest I've been up is about 36 hours I think). Has it always been like this for you?

>>38136798
Fucking hell mate what the fuck even is that greasy heart attack-inducing monstrosity?

>>38136798
>>38136636

Fuck you cunts.
I want a pizza now.

How many lads do you think are lurking nighttime /britfeel/ right now, including those who watch but don't post? Would 10 be a stretch?

>>38136798
Been left lop sided, would murder that if i were drunk though.

>>38136999
20 posters since one so 5-10 maybe?

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my vouchers expire soon
anyone want to meet up at maccies?

>>38136831
Drop your trip ffs

>>38137422
Don't fancy going all the way to Leyland for a maccies tbqhwyl

So for any lads who are still up at this time, what you doing since you are up in the early morning?

>>38137792
I woke up at 8pm

>>38137792
im up because i have days off slavery. but i am usually up at this time anyway because i cant sleep right

>>38137822
What time you go/fall asleep?

>>38137841
Nothing like a day off tbqh. Any reason for being unable to sleep?

>>38137792
sleeping between midday and 6pm at the moment
wish I wasn't but what can you do

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>>38137615
I keep the trip when replying to people who respond to me whilst I am using the trip. I drop the trip when making regular posts.

You will note that I only don the trip in the first place. In this instance I used the trip to clarify that an imposter in the last thread was not me >>38136101. The anon replied to me and I was bound to keep the trip on to reply to him, just as I am bound to keep the trip on to reply to you.

>>38137876
>Any reason for being unable to sleep
think ive been like this forever really, remember struggling as a kid too. i dont need that many hours to function luckily

>>38137876
Fell asleep at about 11am yesterday morning

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>>38137901
*You will note that I only don the trip in the first place for good reason.

>>38137792
My dads talking to me about his past

>>38137883
Gonna do one of those 'stay awake a bit longer each time till your pattern finally goes back to sleeping in the night' routines?

>>38137903
I guess that's one positive to it. Still sounds like a pain in the arse. I hate when I struggle to get to sleep.

>>38137908
Not tired?

>>38137966
Anything good about his past?

>>38138019
No. There's nothing good there

>>38137792
I sleep from 7-8pm until 2-3am

Originally started because I tried to stay up all night one time and caved in early. It's actually the most comfy sleep pattern srs.

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Click if you dare haha

saw a member of staff walk out of morrisons with a sandwich platter for 1.69
like 20 sandwiches
fat fuck

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>>38138601
You forgot the spoiler m8

>>38138631
ffs lad. I didn't need to see that picture of Tilde in the back of a ford today

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AYUDAMA

>>38138622
maybe they have 20 kids to feed

>>38138622
20 sandwiches for 1.69 is a fucking bargain

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Click if u dare hehe

>>38139257
arghhh fucking hell

5 hrs ago i was stoned going to bed.now i'm stoned again and off to work.
glad i booked friday off desu,going to sleep all day.

>>38138908
pretty sure he's the one who reduced it
didn't think staff were allowed to do that

the bakery calls us in sometimes to get first picks, chocolate eclairs, tarts and muffins for like 9p each
but i don't technically work for morrisons

>>38139842
>glad i booked friday off desu,going to sleep all day
I always say stuff like this for myself but then I end up never sticking to my promised day of sleep

rainy morning lids
nowhere to be, food in the cupboards and crash bandicoot to play

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Thoughts on this documentary?

https://youtu.be/D1r-BorbQyk

Pic unrelated

>>38140294
I want to get Crash but I get a Switch in a few days and I know I won't finish them before then

>>38140459
been playing pretty heavy and I've only just got 102% on crash 1
those platinum relics were murder

>>38140346
I wonder how comfy that man is like that.
Anyone care to take a guess?

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>>38140346
>but with a little help from their FRIENDS, these grown-up virgins may finally get a chance to lose their virginity
I mean I'm a Chad compared to what these guys are like, where tf is my gf

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Do the yanks still support Trump?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHiginally

>>38141316
Some of them do. Some don't.
Just like how people here support labour.

>>38141409
Where you at lad?

>>38141425
gonna have to try harder doxlad

>>38141409
>ordering pizza past 5am

the state of you

>>38141437
>>38141437
Didn't ask his address. Just wondering where he is that his pizza place is getting a refurb

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>>38141316
Saw this from front page
Not since he attacked Assad-sama.
Fuck the kikes and their land grabs.

>>38141481
Cheers for answering the question, now back to where you came yank

>>38141502
Dont tell me what to do, paki

>>38141534
>his entire population is literally made up of immigrants
>thinks he can call anyone else out on their race

lmao

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made an order on amazon to use one of their lockers
there's one at my work, I can pick it up after tomorrows shift

such a fucking geek to be excited over this

>>38141582
Lad, have you every used 1 hour prime delivery. It's fucking wild.

>>38141575
>says the anglo invader
Get the fug off celtic land

>>38141575

That's "paki lad" he just calls everyone and everything paki.

He's special like that.

>>38140051
i have no problem sleeping all day lad. last sleep holiday i had i slept 14 hrs on the thurs night 13 on the fri and 16 hrs on the sat. i love me a bit of sleepytime

>>38135293
Fruit gums. Satisfaction with every sweet

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Just woke up and my stomach really hurts desu. Going to try really hard to get things back on track today! Wageslavery this afternoon then video games I think. Got promoted on Tekken yesterday so I must be getting good!

What video games have you been playing recently anons?

And let's all make today a success! Try your best lads~

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>>38142560
Gonna cost me 400 quid to insure my car lads.
Quite chuffed to be honest lads.

What you lads listening too?
Pic related lads. I'm a 30 year old man.

>>38142560
Forgot to reply to this question
>What video games have you been playing recently anons?
I've been playing pray, I really enjoyed it. Gonna go pick up Crash from Asda later today if it's cheap enough. 35 in Game, so probably 30 in Asda.
>tfw they left out crash team racing.

>go to bed
>wake up to find about 7 posts have been accused of being you

>>38142560
No one cares you fake lying racist attention whore

Take your shitty blog posts to /soc/
You do the oh woe is me routine every time you start losing attention and it's painfully obvious

Take ebin and fuck off

>>38142811
Pretty sure they probably are you Britnormie.

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>>38135064
>Scummy Europoor had to make his own thread to hide away from the F R E E D O M filling r9k right now

Lol, just goes to show you how bad we fucking kicked your asses that you go hide in these threads every 4th, pussy.

I dont blame you tho, if i had to fuck with the american army i'd be pretty scared

u alright britty.

>>38142856
u wot lad?
U havin a giggle

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Think the boss is coming back today. Going to want to kill myself even more than usual again then. Considering his dad died I was hoping he would take more than a week off.

>>38141582
I use these all the time for things that won't fit through the postbox. It's pretty sweet. You scan the thing and the door just swings open.

Morning britfeel, what a shitter evening britfeel is, yesterday was pretty repulsive. Alas though a new day a new leaf.

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>>38142887
Ay, brit
Seems a nice day for a tea party, doesn't it?

>>38142903
Earl gray, hot, please.

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>>38142923
I dunno if the ocean keeps your beverages warm, tea-sipping faggot

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4TH OF JULY BOYS

THIS IS NOW AN AMERICA THREAD

YEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWW


GIT R DUN

>>38142896
I just barely come here in the evening. Morning I make a fuck ton of posts. Afternoon I slow it down then by the evening I only do if I'm in the mood.

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I LIVE IN AMERICA FUCK ALL OF YOU LIMEY CUNTS, RED COAT NIGGERS

>post thread on forum
>the only people who respond just post cut and paste text without reading the actual question

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>>38135064
HAPPY FREEDOM ANNIVERSARY, LOSERS

HAVE THE BRITS RECOVERED YET?

>>38143025
>the only people who respond just post cut and paste text without reading the actual question

>>38142801
Saw crash in morrisons for 28 which is pretty decent desu. I would be much more sure about buying it if it had CTR included but I generally like platformers so might as well go for it desu. Hope you can get a copy of it lad

>>38143008
Morning is most comfy I think, afternoon it gets a bit rambunctious, by the evening its a turd slinging contest then the cycle repeats.

>>38142833

You probably inflate his ego with this 'every post is BritNormie' conspiracy

>>38142896

Sunday britfeel is worst, I'd say morning is generally bad.


On sunday all anyone talks about is estrogen and 'boipucci' and 'lewd :3'

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>>38143046
G O D B L E S S
O
D
B
L
E
S
S

>>38143052
I don't know why people are jumping on the crash remake, game was kinda okay back then but nothing to spend another 30quid over. Seems like viral marketers to me.

America was a mistake lads.

not original

Just had a banana might have a fag, maybe even some muesli. Morning lads.

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>>38143085
Every day besides 4th of july britfeel is garbage

Hows it feel to come in second, boys?

>>38143097
Remakes cash in on people's nostalgia and are easy money desu. I am only really considering buying it because I want something new to play and it seems alright. Always thought Spyro was the better franchise on the PS1

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GIT R DUN BOYS

THEY CAN NEVER TAKE MUH GUUUUNS


*shoots into the air*

>>38143159
The only good franchises on ps1 were the smackdown games and mgs1

is happiness just a meme lads?

I'm not sure I've ever felt it. Well not since my very early teens haha

>>38143173
>>38143136
>>38143121
>>38143086

Off you all fuck chaps
>>38143158

>>38143086
bless you too m'lord but it's not the day for it
shocking out tbqh

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>>38143199
THIS IS AMERICAN LAND NOW


GIT R DUUUUUUUUUUN

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>>38143199
YOUR MOMS PUSSY IS WHERE I FUCK, BROSEPH

IT WAS FUCKIN DISGUSTING THOUGH

BUT SHE'S A SLAVE TO THE
B I G
A M E R I C A N
C O C K
NOW

>>38143186
Happiness is fleeting, moments of it appear as you get old, cherish them. To be young and happy is easy. But it is attainable by all

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FUCK TEA

HERMIONE'S A CUNT

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FUCK THE QUEEN AND THAT TINY ISLAND YOU CALL A COUNTRY

U S A
S
A

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>>38143230
TEASIPPERS GETTING ABSOLUTELY
B T F O
T
F
O

What a terrible start to britfeel, perpetrated by Americans no less. Bit of a shame they had to ruin our day for some reason.

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE "CRISPS" GOOFY ASS BRIT SHITS

POTATO CHIPS ARE AN AMERICAN PASTIME

GONNA FIX MY TRACTOR TOMORROW

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>>38143285
Your day was already ruined
You'll never have any national pride whatsoever on this day

>>38143331
I didn't ask for any though. Britfeel is the only thing that gets me through my day...

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Yanks can't even sustain Amerifeel on July 4th

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I'm finding this all very rude.

>>38143375
A britfeeler will probably kill himself because you ruined his day today, hope you can live with that.

>>38143285
THIS IS OUR DAY, YOU GOD DAMNED BONG

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>>38143377
AND WE HAVE ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING
F R E E D O M
TO BE AS RUDE AS WE FUCKING WANT

IM SORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR TEA-SIPPING VALUES
THE CHEMICALS IN THE TEA MUSTVE FUCKED WITH YOUR BRAINWAVES OR SOMETHIN LMAO
>>38143390
we can only hope lol

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>>38143425
lad don't upset keith flint

>hay fever is a cunt

Nose is runny as fuck, eyes itch like a bitch while weeping and constant sneezing. Always look like i'm crying due to the runny eyes and sniffling.

>>38143455
Never had hayfever, kinda weird how some people are allergic to essentially nature.

Any landlord anons awake?

I recently inherited 3 houses, one of them is a 4 bed semi pretty close to where I'm living now, 2 of them are 3 bed terrace houses in Newport, Wales.

Where do I go from here in terms of paperwork and renting etc? Is it easy and cost effective to have a letting management company do everything? Ideally I'd want to just lie in the 4 bed house nearby, and let the other 2 out for rental income

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>tfw free healthcare

Don't worry lads i know how to defeat the american's!

>a handful of poorly armed Vietnamese peasants

>>38143480
>tfw teeth

>>38143467
I have an allergy to the pollen (hay fever) and additionally allergic to grass. For example if i'm in shorts and i sit down in a garden my whole leg rashes up. I was raised in the countryside to, so it makes no sense. I was sick as shit as a kid always getting viruses and needing days off school a couple times a month so i think my immune systems just shite.

>>38143499

>tfw won't get shot at the supermarket anytime soon by a child

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the state of yanks

>>38143515
>tfw won't get stabbed by at the supermarket anytime soon by a sandnigger

>>38143515
>tfw i wont be shipped off to a maximum security prison for watching a tv without a license

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>all these yanks in our britfeel

makes me feel uncomfortable desu

>>38143183
The smackdown games were good I will give you that desu. The PS1 had lots of great franchises though. FF, Tekken, Gran Turismo. I have never played MGS though, one of the many things I wanted to get into but never got around to haha

AMERIFEEL DELETED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THANK YOU BASED MODS

>>38143499
>americans are mad the bongs don't have to fork out tonnes of their own cash to follow the trend of unnaturally white teeth.
>brits have healthy as fuck teeth just naturally coloured which means we can spend more money on what we want.

Ya'll niggas been brainwashed

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SHOVE A WISPA BAR UP YOUR ASS

AND "JAMMIE DODGER" IS A GAY ASS NAME FOR A COOKIE FUCKIN WEIRDOS

GODBLESS

Who here hates having to wait for deliveries?

>>38143537
I forgot about tekken and gran turismo, they were good lad. I've never played an FF game tbhwy though. Ff is too weeb for me.

>>38143559
>yellow teeth are heathly
the absolute state of brits

>>38143564
In the same boat lad, though my Amazon delivery driver who is woke AF just rang me to ask if I'd be in, he's good for a pajeet.

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>>38143559
>healthy as fuck teeth
How much fucking denial is there here?

Did you forget to brush after you ate your toast sandwich?

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>>38143580
>going bankrupt because you have to pay for healthcare
the absolute state of yanks

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>>38143537
you make me feel uncomfortable you fake racist freak

Reminder: Ignore American Posters
Report American posters.

>>38143599
>being so cucked you depend on the gubbermnt for everything

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>>38143599
>$9000
"going broke"

LOL
How broke are you redcoats?

>>38143612
actually unironically what makes the goverment worse than a company

>>38143528

>tfw won't be gangraped in the showers by groups of wild nigs anytime soon because I failed my penis inspection

>>38143624
If you ask questions like these, you might be a communist

>>38143633
yes I'm sure
but what is your reason for preferring a corporation
I just don't understan

>>38143569

FF gets a bad rap these days because the later titles on PS2(except for 12, which is one of the best entries in the series,) are weeby as fuck.

Earlier titles are not at all. In no particular order, these are the best in the series-

4,5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 12, Tactics and none of them have weeb traits or very few(7 and 8 have a few, I admit, though 8 is by far the worst offender on that list it's perfectly acceptable because the super powered teenager trope actually has a good reason- they're being trained to slay the most dangerous being on the face of the earth and perform mercenary work.)

I'd honestly recommend them very highly, especially the SNES and PS titles.

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>>38143624
wew look at this commie over here. Damn commies is why I got my ar 15

GODBLESS

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>>38143375
>americans
Why do they conduct themselves in this manner?

>>38143656
Because corporations can compete with each other to create better products.
With the government they don't have to because the government would be the market.

>>38143479
Not a landlord myself but the company I work for lets a few properties on the side, some through a letting agent and some not. For the ones that are, they basically handle everything and send us a note every month saying they're paying the rent minus 10% into our bank account. If you've got two properties to let and another to live in mortgage free, you could quite easily live NEETlyfe forever with zero effort.

Congrats anon, you've made it.

I don't think I'll ever understand the nationalism meme.

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For me, it's Gecko Pecko.

>>38143657
Loved 12 tbqh. Going to have to get that PS4 remaster.
Interesting to see so many change opinion on it these days when they used to slag it off in the past.

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>>38143569
What this lad >>38143657 said desu

Though I would say 10 and everything before it is good. They are usually quite western in setting with a few weeb elements here and there. Definitely worth giving them a try if you have the time and money

10 is the best imo

>>38143677
I see
If the goverment didn't keep healthcare up to snuff, why not vote for a party that would?

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>>38143677
>Because corporations can compete with each other to create better products.
What about natural monopolies where there is little to no competition, such as mass transport and, oh yeah, healthcare? I am reminded of that guy Martin Shkreli who monopolised that pill and blew up its price by like 4000%. Not much competition going on there, eh old sport?

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>>38143499
Whoops

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12054216/Americans-do-not-have-better-teeth-than-the-British-study-concludes.html

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AMERICA, this is the best thing to come out of your continent, please stop Bettman ruining it.

>>38143729
Black Menace has that mobility to fly around it's opponent.

>>38143780
You mean that guy Martin Shkreli who only charges insurance companies and rich people thousands for the pill and has been known to give it away for free to most anyone who needed it and couldn't afford it?

>>38143831
>ignoring the entire point about a lack of competition in monopolies being detrimental and inferior to state nationalisation
Capitalism's good, but capitalism is only good when there is competition. When there is no competition, that monopoly might as well be nationalised.

>>38143831
Yes, that guy Martin Shkreli, who exploited his monopoly over an 'essential medicine' to blow up the price with no competition - capitalism's defining feature - to prompt supply and demand to take effect.

>>38143916

''essential medicine''

Do you even know what line of treatment the medicine he hiked up the price for is? Fuck, I hate fucking retards that quote the media as parrots with no knowledge whatsoever

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>>38143602
>Small hands
This pic needs an edit.
Pic related, Tildes hand.

InVietnamanon here.

What shall I get from Greggs when I return next week?

>>38144052


Ask them for the dog pasty and question their validity as a food chain if they say they have none

>>38144052
Sausage bean and cheese melt lad.

>>38144052
i'm going to vietnam in a couple of months, whats it like?

>>38143773
Fuck off to /lgbt/ or /soc/ you non convincing tranny

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>>38135293
I'd probably say these, Its hard though it changes. Hard stuff hurts my teeth too.

>>38135777
good taste, forgot about these

>>38142560
I've only been playing the odd dota2 game now and again but I ended up leaving games and getting stuck in low prio so I won't be playing again.

Find it harder playing ps4 games because I don't have two monitors or a TV anymore so can't browse PC at the same time. Might just start though cause I can't delude myself that i'll do something more "useful" anymore.

>>38143159
I never played crash much, but I autistically played spyro - would buy it if they remastered.


>need to wash and then go see a dental hyigeneist but I feel like shit and my back hurts cause of my sleeping position

>>38143947
I'm sure you're in a better position to judge than the World Health Organisation, right?

>>38144092
Solid choice. Was thinking a steak bake or similar tbqh.

>>38144093
Tbh I fucking hated it at the start but now I'm enjoying it.
I'm in Saigon right now so I don't know where you are off but there is pretty much fuck all in the means of public transportation. (I used trains a lot to get around when I've been to other big cities) There are buses and some soon to be underground train in a few years but you probably be stuck using taxis (uber is good in this regard to not getting ripped off too) I've a friend here so I've been pretty much running around the city on the back of their bike. If you get that chance, take it. Went for a late night ride around the centre of Saigon after a meal and was equal parts enjoyable and terrifying. Pretty used to being on a bike now so I enjoy going out on the bike.
Food is great too, you can find decent street food for less than it costs for a Sausage roll at Greggs. Also bring some lightweight long leg trousers if you plan to visit temples and such, it's recommended as not to be rude.
Also drink bottled drinks only, my friend said it's best not to drink the water, even though it looked a lot more clearer than anything I've had from a tap i the UK.

That said, it's bloody hot sometimes, and the streets are as dirty as Bradford but it's a really interesting experience. I'm sure you will enjoy it.

Where are you planning to go lad?

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Who here /cerealforbreakfast/?

hey i've never seen FMA before, I assume I skip past the first version and just watch Brotherhood?

>>38135064

Lads, a girl from Brighton messaged me on a dating site and says she wants to hang out smoke weed and give eachother oral

Should I go for it? She gave me her snapchat and seems legit. Also seems quite cool

>>38144205
Oh shit son doxxanon's gonna get you from your reflection in the spoon

>>38144223
Why would you not go for it lad? Is she so far out of your league that it seems like a prank/catfish?

>>38144223
>Should I go for it?
No you shouldn't.

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>>38144205
>no milk

to the gulags with you

>>38144154

> the world is USA
> branded medication appears on WHO's list

The generic version of the drug merely costs a few cents. WHO also never recommends branded medication unless the drug is within its license period. Which is not the case.

Don't argue in topics you are not well-versed at lad, makes you look stupid.

>>38144225
He is from Bristol.

>>38144239
It's from a dating site for chubby chasers, so no, it doesn't seem absurd. She just seems to really like me

>>38144240

Why not lad?

>>38144222
They're both the same up to a point where the 2003 series stops following the manga and does it's own thing. Brotherhood is regarded as being better but there's no reason not to watch both!

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>>38143594
>Americuck talking about teeth denial
lmao, top irony
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3363434/How-Americans-don-t-better-teeth-Adults-likely-suffer-poor-dental-health-England-research-shows.html

>>38144205
Basically had cornflakes everyday for years now.

>>38143059
>You probably inflate his ego with this 'every post is BritNormie' conspiracy

He does. I love it.

>>38144205
I had some wheatbickies.

>>38144258
>Why not lad?
You asked if you should. I said you shouldn't. That's all.

>>38144261
>but there's no reason not to watch both!

Seems like I'd be wasting a lot of time that could be spent watching other shows.

Thanks though, I will start it tonight. I've only recently gotten into anime and I'm watching all the incredibly mainstream stuff first.

>>38144277
If you're such a normie why do you constantly lurk here instead of going outside or spending time with friends?

>>38144261
Go away with your fake personality, racist twat.

>>38144287

Yeah, now I'm asking why I shouldn't. That's all mate. You just jelly or something?

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>>38142856
>>38142903
>>38142968
>>38143003
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>>38143039
>>38143086
>>38143136
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>>38143250
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>>38143669
remember 1812 you fried cheese sipping faggots
get rekt

>>38144255
Why are you ignoring my posts? >>38143889

>>38144296
Because it's 11:46 on a tuesday. All my friends are at work, and I have a conference call at 12.

Do you think that normies are just constantly out having fun 24/7? We still have to earn money.

>>38144328
I'm literally getting ready to out right now with my mates

>>38144304
No my point is, you asked people if you should.
I only replied with you shouldn't. There wasn't a reason to why you shouldn't.

Not at all jelly. If you want to, go for it. Sounds like you have your mind set on going anyway.
Just remember to share the story afterwards.

>yfw you find out the best "american" spammers are just cunts having some bantz in an australian discord server

Top lads.

>>38144345
link to discord server pls

>>38144345
>implying we aren't just pretending to be australians

>>38144328
>and I have a conference call at 12.

"Yes, the goodfellas project unfortunately had to be abandoned, but project Marko is going particularly well, so well in fact that it was picked up by a British newspaper. We'll maintain current projects for the moment and brainstorm additional characters at a subsequent conference call"

>>38144345
Honestly think I'd rather have Americans post here than Australians or Irish.

>>38144311
HOLY SHIT
12 (YOUS) IN ONE POST
THANKS, ANON

THANK YOU FOR PAYING YOUR (YOU) TRIBUTE TO YOUR STAR SPANGLED OVERLORDS

>>38144342
Have fun mate, what's your plan for the day?
>>38144358
Haha.

>>38144255
>Don't argue in topics you are not well-versed at lad, makes you look stupid.
Ok, you're right. I'm sorry, I didn't really know that much about the topic. Thanks for helping me understand

>>38144326

I am the guy you quoted this time, but not the guy you responded to with your own post you quoted.

I'm specifically discussing the Martin Shkreli's actions case from the medicinal point of view, not in terms of the political situation that lead to it.

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>discord

would like normies to leave

>>38144192
saigon, mostly going to visit some temples and the war museum

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>>38144291
Depends how much you like Brotherhood really. If you really like the world and characters then there's no reason not to watch 2003!

What kinds of things have you watched so far? If you need any recommendations I am always willing

>>38144328
>11:46

scared me for a minute there lad since I am meant to be at work for 12:15 haha

>>38144377
>what's your plan for the day?
Going to go see Baby Driver, looked a bit shit in the trailers but the reviews are of it are really good. Probably Spoons for tea unless the lads want to go somewhere like TGIF or Nandos, kind of hoping it will be Spoons though. And then I need to pick up my Switch reservation from Argos

>>38144223
yes you mong. if you have an opportunity you should take it

>>38144362
>Or irish.

T.A.L, you limey piece of shit
Your day will come.

I was literally the last post replied to in the "post with no replies wins thread"
noooooooooooooooo

Lads who are worse, pakis or amerishoots?

>>38144344

Ok fair enough lad. I'm glad you at least explained yourself, even if you didn't answer my follow-up question.

Nice talking to you, lad.

>>38144434

Pakis are worse IRL, but Burgers are the worst nationality of all online

>>38144419
The reviews say it's good, haven't seen it myself. I'd also far rather go to Spoons than TGI Fridays, it's insanely overpriced for the quality of the meals.

Guessing you're a student? I used to go out during weekdays back then. But these days, during the day, I'm mostly just in front of my desk, until my GF gets home at 4:30 and we'll occasionally go out.

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>>38144434
I would honestly rather have Pakis. Americans are like labrador, relentlessly optimistic to the point you just wish they'd get cancer so they'd be sad about something for once. They are a direct antithesis to our modesty. They're also obnoxious as hell

>>38144415
>What kinds of things have you watched so far?

Cowboy Bebop
NGE
KLK
TTGL
Death Note
Code Geass
Attack on Titan (thinking about reading the manga)
Luluco
Flip Flappers
LWA
Kemono Friends


I think that's it so far. Like I said it's pretty much just the most mainstream stuff except for a few of them. I figured I would start with more iconic shows that everyone's watched then get to less popular shows. Basically if I see a show referenced a lot I add it to my list to watch.

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Slept terribly last night. Why do we have dreams? I wish they would go away forever

Post 2D girls you are very fond of

>>38144482

>Americans are like labrador, relentlessly optimistic to the point you just wish they'd get cancer so they'd be sad about something for once. They are a direct antithesis to our modesty. They're also obnoxious as hell

Damn that's so true.

I fucking hate getting out of bed lads. it's the worst feeling in the world. I don't feel comfy when I'm not in bed.

/whorelate/?

>>38144505
i slept horribly as well
then my dad came in and said he has called in sick because he had no sleep as well, and he has never called in sick before
what is going on

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>wake up
>have to wait 1hour for mum to clean the kitchen and bathroom to make them usable

might finally shave too desu

>>38144503
I'd recommend samurai champloo if you liked cowboy bebop.

try watching Kaiji too, don't drop it during the first arc either it gets better.

>>38144503
That's a pretty good repertoire so far desu! Any of them you liked in particular?

Like Ebin said Kaiji is great! It should be the official /britfeel/ anime

>>38144532
what does the steam on the anime girl signify ebin

>>38144394
War Museum isn't bad. Do that with the Independence Palace. There are a few Vietnam war pieces in the general City Museum too.

I did a google maps for places I wanted to check out, it had a handful of temples and pagodas, along with some other places. It doesn't have the War Museum, the Post Office or the church outside the post office as I already saw them by the time I sat down to work out where else I wanted to go. But might be of help to begin with.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1GUN6vaXVQ16FtAu3ix6oUA2QP9U&ll=10.776817904950962%2C106.69319446254883&z=14

>>38144532
>>38144544
Yeah Samurai Champloo is on my list, and I'll keep Kaiji in mind.

>Any of them you liked in particular?
all of them. i guess that's why they're popular, right?

>>38143215

chuck norris is mexican

>>38144548
Shes a big airhead who is worrying.

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>>38144505
Been in work for 2 hours and not done anything productive yet waheyyyy

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Chris Morris would be the ever loving shit out of Chuck Norris tbqhwyl

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>>38144530
Must be something in the air

>>38144711
I'll be putting a word in to your manager about your slacking!

>>38144482
Pakis tend to share our miserable pessimism at least.

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Shaving didn't go to well, Its not a clean shave and I barely got anything off my chin. Maybe I need more expensive razors

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>>38144711
Almost going on 3 for me now. All I've done is print off 10 pictures someone emailed to me and move someones task bar back to the bottom of the screen.

>>38144505
If you insist.

>>38145009
Chin is the hardest part. I find I usually miss some spots there.

Fresh razor should do the trick

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>>38144505
I had a really good business idea that came from last night's dream, but I'm not sharing it because I'm going to get bullied to hell and back.

>>38144311
>remember 1812
we honestly don't because it was a tiny footnote in our history that spans thousands upon thousands of years not barely hundreds.

>>38145009
>Ebin is using a razor that's as dull as he is

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>>38144505
>Why do we have dreams?
had a day off work yesterday, the night I dreamt I was at work, stressful start to it.

>>38145065
Share it and I'll tell you if it's any good or not.

I think I'm balding but I never see any hair falling out in the shower or on my pillow etc.

I put a white piece of paper on the floor and vigorously rubbed my head and only 2 hairs came out so why does it look so much worse than a few years ago reeeeee

>>38145131
Hairs start to miniaturise and thin without noticeably falling out.

>tfw unable to find fair priced rented flat/house within walking distance of station
Am I gonna be here forever?

>>38144503
>Thinking about reading the manga
You should senpai. S1 actually does a good job for the first two arcs since the mangaka was shit at drawing back then (he's great now) but jesus they made Eren an angsty fuck in the anime. Plenty to read too since the manga is far ahead, I don't know why they didn't do 24 episodes again instead of cutting it up in two 12 ep seasons. They've screwed me out of more Historia screentime.
Didn't mean to spoiler that.

>>38145202
There's no such thing as a fair rental price in the UK anymore.

>>38145193
Should I get some drugs for this shit?

>>38145202
pay up kid, boomers gotta justify their buy to let investment

>>38145220
Hairloss drugs will feminise you and cause erection issues. Just wait for it to get bad enough then shave the lot off, age gracefully.

>>38145220
Hrt lad.

>>38145123
Right, you know how you got dropped off in a soft play area while mummy was shopping at Ikea. Basically that but instead of mummy dropping her kid off, it's a dom dropping their sub off to do BDSM stuff. In my dream the BBC were reporting on it so if it can be a success there, I see no reason why it wouldn't take off in a post 50 Shades world.
They also had an arcade area where you could win sweets.
I think I've been watching too much Gachimuchi so that probably did it.

>>38145220
don't listen to HRT idiot.

Finasteride if you wanna keep your hair.

>>38145250
This is already a thing

Never underestimate the power of degeneracy

I'm not applying for any more jobs
NO
FUCK WORKING

>>38145235
I am a 27yo virgin mate I don't give a shit about erection issues

>>38145269
>tfw they stole my idea before I even had it

>>38145295
You know who else stole their ideas?

Facebook, and google

Execution is what matters

>>38145220
depends whats worse
being bald or hairless, adult acne and erectile disfunction

>>38145250
You really think mummydoms looking after mongs who like diapers haven't thought of that?

Really can't be arsed at work today lads.

I'm trying to wait as long as possible to have my lunch so I don't have so much time to work this afternoon.

>>38145356
where do you work (as in job career/job)

The fresh-out-of-uni, middle class, blonde haired psychologist tilted her head sympathetically and looked into the distant, hollow eyes of the PTSD patient.

"Oh, it's not all bad, you know" she said, giving a condescending smile. "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!"

>>38145385
hey come on now, im sure she has MAJOR anxiety issues like all middle class attractive women with jobs and boyfriends

>>38145385
Kek. I remember when amir did counselling years ago he walked out with 'tears' when the girl mentioned a boyfriend.

>>38145449
Why the fuck is a councilor talking about themselves?

>>38145385
I doubt that a psychologist would ever say that to someone with PTSD.

done a wank in the work toilet and came like a monster

>>38145475
Did you smear the spunk over the first few layers of toilet paper so your cum would touch a pussy when a woman wipes?

>>38145464
they all fucking do it. I hate the bastards.

The reason they're councillors is that they're also fucked up in some way and are obsessed with psychology. And they can never resist in some way bringing up their own life or impose some crappy psychological theorums on you.

I wish there was some none bullshit therapists but I'm yet to find one.

>keep getting ebay feedback praising how quickly I paid

So do people normally buy something and then not pay until a week later for no reason

>>38145464
This was back when Amir thought he'd get back into Uni. The councilor started talking about her boyfriends gap year due to normie stress.

>>38145520
Yeah people are cunts and chancers. Especially older people not used to it, thinking they can somehow outsmart it.

>>38145525
It was so funny when he was 100% sure he was getting back into uni. He had absolutely no chance.

>>38145472
It's happened to me twice in three psychologists. Both young blonde females.

>>38145541
>J-Just Poland putting on the pressure, they need people like me to pass
Poleaboo used to be pretty entertaining.

where do I buy decent noodles from? Would a tesco express have any? Like those big cups with all the good shit in?

>>38145598
Cup noodles are NEVER "good noodles", but sure, they should have some

Just bought 100 quid worth of tranny drugs

What's the best job for sitting around doing nothing? Train driver?

>>38145598
get on the shin cup bandwagon lad if you're talking cup ramen.

if you want actual decent noodles on their own you need to go to a chinese supermarket

>>38145625
late night CCTV

>>38145625
There are much easier jobs than that lad, anything graveyard shift for example

>>38145598
Koka spicy stir fry is tod tier

>>38145384
Manufacturing. Sort of.

We make fishing bait and shit.

>>38145570
That was so funny. He really thought the Polish government gave a fuck about some random Rochdale paki. Talk about delusions of grandeur.

>>38135777
is right kidda!

>>38145637
Agree on this one. Did it for about 6 months and just took my laptop in to watch Netflix and fuck about on 4Chan.

if a bunch of people were able to choose to superpowers lads what would yours be?

my favourite has always been the ability to negate other peoples powers

getting a large big mac meal with strawberry milkshake, hamburger and oreo mcflurry delivered to my door lads. Uber eats lads.

What a time to be alive.