Degenerates

Suck dick behind a dumpster

>>38132801

Dildo my ass while crossdressing. Shit was cash.

Barebacked a known slut (male) after a night of heavy drinking

>>38132876
Did you get STDs?

I threatened, sexually assaulted and pissed on a rando girl in honduras
Either she liked it and didn't report it, or she did report it and the police didn't look for me because its honduras

>>38132801
I fucked a trap i used to bully in elementary school.
I didnt even remember him but he remembered me and we met and ended up fucking.
Looked alot like a girl but i sucked on his dick.
I regret that, but i dont regret cumming deep in his ass.

i was at the store and went in the bathroom after a cute girl came out of the stall. she left a pair of pee soaked panties in the trash, so i took them.

>>38132801
smeared shit on my bathroom floor when no on was home

>>38132898

Was about 3-4 weeks ago so I'm still not sure.

Am getting tested next weds.

>>38133028
Have fun with that hiv, buddy

fingered and licked a pony's puss. and sucked on it's tit. Whenever she shit the shit would drip out of her butt and into her vagina. was too short to fuck her and didn't want to get kicked

>>38132801
got face fucked by a trans girl and then swallowed her cum while she recorded and posted it online

Came in my own mouth and swallowed on multiple occasions, but that's pretty regular around here.
>>38133061
You're obviously required to link it.

I'm not sure if it's degenerated or just crazy.

I got bullied as a kid, i was about 10-11 and one day i was with some of the cool kids and we found the bully. I beat him up while the cool kids were laughing and pointing at him. Then when he was borderline blacked out i pissed on him and the cool kids looked at me disgusted, i then spat on him and kicked him down when he tried to get up. The cool kids then ratted on me and called a teacher, i got suspended for a month.

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>>38133061
Link
Now
You
Must
Give

>>38133039

Possible but rather unlikely to contract it as the top.

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Met trap online and they watched me fap, while they rode a dildo for me.

Felt amazing at the time, so no regrets. Was quite messy since I was so excited I ended up cumming all over my body. They liked it though.

revenge fucking my ex-bf's best friend for over a year after we broke up. Turns out his best friend had a girlfriend the other time, I wasn't surprised when he let it slip really (he's a douche bag who was willing to fuck his best firend's ex-gf behind his back after all) but i ended it right then and there. The guy was a slimy creep who definitely had no respect for women but I revenge fucked him all the same

>>38133182

the whole time** the guy was cheating on his gf with me for a long ass time unbeknownst to me that he was attached~~ to clarify

>>38133123
>>38133151
She posted it on her private twitter, I never even saw it, other people told me about it.
It was degenerate but honestly, I'd do it again, I like being a femboy.

>>38133182
You sound like a terrible person. Gib contact

>>38133234

no i don't have time to be so terrible these days, especially not to an Internet stranger

jeez i feel normal after reading all this stuff. only thing wrong with me is that i like vore

Helped engineer a shill campaign on ate chan

>>38133261
I guess its my fault that the implication there was I wanted you to be terrible to me. I more just wanted to talk to you because you're a girl but youll probably decline because both reasons are a bit dumb

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>>38133276
You probably had a degenerate moment, but just don't think it's not too bad or wasn't a problem. I don't think anyone is perfect, no matter if they are a normie or robot.

Got caught fapping once? Sent a dick pic? Even the small things count as degeneracy.

>at the funeral of some family member's gf
>died of natural causes
>open casket
>she's so beautiful
>reception starts and everyone is out drinking and socializing
>the other girls and boys try playing with me and shit, I sneak away to where the body is
>dim lighting
>her skin is waxy and cold
>my heart is pounding so hard I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack but she's still and perfect
>run one hand along her breasts, down her body
>my other hand is on my breasts, going down my body
>think I hear something
>panic and sneak behind a nearby chair, head spinning from adrenaline and lust
>itsfuckingnothing.jpg
>too scared to go back to her, go back to the reception
>my mother thinks I'm sick and we leave early because I'm so flushed

I have recorded myself masturbating and shared it on 4chan

>>38133470
never caught fapping, never sent a dick pick. never done jack shit except jack shit, man (if you know what i mean). i used peanut butter as lube once, but i think that's normal

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>>38132801
>Tell me of the most degenerate thing you've ever done?
all night cuddling with a qt
had a boner half the time and she could feel it against her qt booty.

>>38133475
give contact please, i just want someone to have companionship and you sound incredibly weird

>Be lonely
>haven't had girlfriend since I was 13.
>Only had sex once
>Not gay
>at the time 25
>Have a gay roommate
>He is really into me
>Decided to pretend to be gay and date him for almost 2 year.

Now reverse the sex and you have the truth.

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I've gotten drunk and posted my hairy, unwashed, flacid peeanus weenus on /r9k/ about 40 different times
Pic related

>>38132801

Shoved a toothbrush up my ass and jerked off while watching that fake taxi video with the czech couple

>>38133545
>i used peanut butter as lube once, but i think that's normal
No anon, that's not normal at all. I've never even heard of doing that before. I actually just searched it up, and it's scattered all over about how people think it's degenerate and embarrassing to mention.
So definitely not normal.

>>38133598
post your discord, I'll send you a message.

>>38133712
thanks mate, i feel accepted now

all these people sound so interesting

also >>38133675 's dick looks exactly like mine

>>38133728
Jerbear#8827
I just would like to have a friend to talk to in a comfy way.

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Is this degenerate?
Comfy sleep with my gf

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>>38132801
I had sex in my sisters bed with my best friend who role played as my little sister. Him called me oniichan was the most hottest thing ever happening to me.

We still casually fuck today. But he doesn't call me oniichan anymore, but daddy.

bumping this thread so hopefully some other anons will get some great convo out of it

Fisted myself, feelsgoodman

Stole friend's mom's dirty panties
Felt horrible afterward

But incredebly aroused

I regular visit swing clubs.

>>38134369
Please tell us your best story.

>>38132998
How do you know it was hers?

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>>38132801
I once found a picture of my oneitus sticking her tongue out and photoshopped it into a hentai-esque ahegao face complete with crossed eyes, peace signs, and cum. Then jerked I off to it multiple times.

>>38132801
i had a call girl to come to my apartment. she looked cute and young in her pics. when she showed up it looked as hot as in the pics but it happens that she recently had a baby and was still lactating. i drank some.

>>38134466
I don't really have best stories. You go there and you either get fucked or not. Every once and a while there will be a couple who think they are into it and then chicken out. I once watch a guy try to start a fight after his wife was blacked.

>>38134694
>start a fight AFTER his wife was blacked
lol are there a lot of cucks?

>>38132801
I've been cumming in my sis and mom's food since I was 14; I'm 24 now

>>38134726
How is giving your family extra protein degenerate? They should be thanking you desu.

>>38134776
worst part is, my sis was 9 when I started, she's 19 now and I overheard her with her friends saying she likes to swallow. I'm not sure how I feel about this

>>38134710
Idk about cucks. There are always people who think they are into it till their SO is getting plowed by some dude. There was this one time where this dude took his girlfriend there. I think it was her first time. She ended up getting gang banged by a bunch of guys. He tried to stop it at first, but his gf wouldn't let him.

>>38134603
post it my duder

>be 14
>addicted to fapping
>3 times a day every day
>literally my only will to live at this point
>go to week-long bible camp
>have mercy on me Jesus
>cute girls there with tan thighs
>thighs were my weakness
>stay in cabin with 7 boys Ive never met before
>night time
>urge to nut is tearing me apart
>quietly fap under my covers
>probably wasnt quiet
>edge each night to a beating sweat every night
>4 days, still havent busted a true nut
>time to go home
>cute thigh girl sitting where I can see her
>random douche sits next to me
>3hr bus ride home
>cant resist
>slide hand down pants where no one can see
>begin
>desperately fap to a random girl for the next 3 hours on a bus next to some random dude coming home from bible camp

>>38132801
Here's a fun one
>be me
>staying at older sisters house in room on very top floor
>3am
>desperate to pee but bathroom is all the way downstairs
>would wake everyone up if I went down because house is noisy and I'm too much of a nervous autist
>whatthefuckdoido.jpg
>see small plastic bag with my toiletries in it
>here goes nothing
>take bag and pee in it trying to make as little noise as possible
>now I have a bag full of piss
>room has a skylight window
>pour contents of bag out of skylight and down slanted roof
>luckily it was raining
>go back to bed and get turned on by thoughts of what I just did
>jerk off to those thoughts
>feel like complete degenerate

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>>38132801
>fucked doggo
>took porn magazine of sidewalk for personal use in middle school
>am a furry
>piss fetish, but no drink
>scat fetish, but no eat
>make critter noises when im alone if i get mad. Sometimes around others i will growl like a dog if i get mad
>100s of bux on fetish material from online
>be entertained by gore videos
>entertained by violence in general
>talk to animals like people
>cut myself if i cant get fucked up of anything
>browse 4chan

Im sure theres more but thats just a sum up of multiple storys.

>>38135389
>fucked doggo
nigger, why? at least a mare could handle human dick without much thought.

I order of most degenerate to least
>had sex with my step-brother (same age botb male)
>cut myself
>get fucked up drunk (maybe you don't think of this as degenerate but I do)
>smoke weed (same above)
Reading some other comments here, I'm doinf not too bad t b h

>>38135419
She was in heat and rubbed cummies on me, plus

>big doggo
>my 6 incher made her orgasim

But that was before they made it illegal so i dont do that anymore bc jail time and a big fine in thousands range so fuck that i bought a flesh light based of husky cooch

>>38135481
is she still with you?

>so fuck that i bought a flesh light based of husky cooch
step in the right direction anon.

Begged my best friend to fucc me (both gay).

I feel like a degenerate cause I am massively attracted to him (he's a chad, ripped body big cock) but he probably doesn't think of me as anything other than a mouth to fuck (sexually at least).

Anyone been in a similar situation?

>>38135545
Yeah but it was the family dog and they got her fixed "secretly" even tho i detested it bc its a fucked up thing to do to a critter but im past that shit, the fleshlight is really good too, never fails to make me orgasim

>>38135389
>fucked doggo

You could've just stopped there. That far outshines everything else you've listed.

Also, in my case:

>pissed in a girl's mouth
>pissed on a girl, then fucked her on my bathroom floor

>>38135950
>Not pissing inside the human bin's filthy fuck hole
Do you even hate women?

>>38135950
Ahhh its not that bad, she wanted it, and she loved it. I did her a favor and she did me one. Same thing imo plus dog pussy is PRIME my dude. Still like i told the other guy i dont do that anymore, i got restraint. Also fucking a dog outshines laughing at fuckers gettin they're head blown open? Strange world were livin in eh? Oh and

>pissed in a girl's mouth
>pissed on a girl, then fucked her on my bathroom floor

I envy you dude, the world needs more piss fetish chicks

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>>38132801
Got spitroasted by trannies.
The shame will never end.

This is why I want you fucking faggots to stay away from the gay and trap shit. It poisons your mind

>>38136217
>Got spitroasted by trannies.
How does one even get this? Are prostitutes the only way?

>>38136302
I had a lot of tranny friends. It is a curse upon my life.

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sending nudes while underage
>be me
>14
>learn about traps on the internet
>decide to give it a go
>cringeworthy ERP like no tomorrow and send nudes to people in chatrooms
>be 16 when omegle starts to get big
>same thing
>learned about trannies and wanted to transition but couldn't
>be 20 now
>too late to transition
fucking lgbt shit ruined my life

>>38136354
>I had a lot of tranny friends. It is a curse upon my life.
>curse
That's a blessing.

>>38136446
No, it isnt. I lived in an apartment with 4 at once.
Trannies are 90% of the time garbage people

Get this trap shit out of your brain before it wrecks you

>>38136540
Were they at least cute/passable? Can you greentext your spitroast story?

>>38136375
>>38136375
I did the same thing exept all the trap shit,

>15 got into furries
>bears in both the yiff and irl definition
>sent nudez to weirdos over omegle

These fuckers were in there thirties and i sent them CP. I kek about how paranoid they probably got haha some probs went to jail bc i sent them pics of my 15-16 year old weiner . And no your life isnt ruind dude your 20 as long as you didn't show your face then your fine, dont wory about it

>>38136540
>implying it could wreck me
>implying women aren't worse

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I watched a video of a woman getting worms inserted in her holes. I jerked off to it two times yesterday and just did it again

>>38136559
Kinda sorta, one passed the other didnt.
And no because it was terrible, my family came home early from a vacation and found out from left behind evidence, i ended up moving out and everyone thinks im a huge faggot now

>>38136624
it will. You will know regret.
Trannies are even worse, their only positive aspects are superior hobbies and not being normies

>>38136693
What's to regret?
>their only positive aspects are superior hobbies and not being normies
These are huge pros

>>38136693
Holy shit, i want the story even more now

Looked at loli porn with my boyfriend while we both jacked off to it.

I was read of macromastia on Wikipedia, and there was a pic of a 6 month year old with huge titties.

The worth part is that i wish there was more pics.

>>38132801
I smelled my mom's bare soles while she was taking a nap. They smelled like rubber. I was 12 and had never had a gf yet

>>38132801
drunk-raped my cousin
or maybe that time I got fucked by a dominant trans

Beat off in the church bathroom

>>38136978
>drunk-raped my cousin
I can relate, except she did want the dick, but my cousin isn't really hot (or at least I don't feel physical attraction to her) so I was like lol no way fag
It happened at a party, she was drunk and started getting all flirty. Incredibly, I wasn't horny even through I had taken ecstasy, but by that time the effects were gone and I started to comedown, which includes feeling sad and empty. If I acceded to have sex with her I wouldnt even got an erection

Other than degenerate porn I go on /soc/ a lot and post my cock everywhere because despite not being gay , I just like being watched/worshipped so I just show off to whoever

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>>38132801
>peed on a girl
>stuck a knife up a girl's pussy
>edgeplay (breath and blood play)
>fisted a girl
>had sex in the back of goth clubs at least twice
>fucked gf while drunk unconscious
>fucked friend's sister in the same room as friend while he was passed out
>fucked same friend's sister in the same room as him fucking another girl
>fucked on cam for friends without the girl knowing
>sex with underage girls
>giving drugs to underage girls
>let a dude give me head for a pill of ecstasy
>got a girl high on heroin for the first time who has been struggling trying to get sober for a couple years now and failing

I'm 29 now and I have to say my early-mid 20's were awesome. Now I'm a neo-nazi who chastises people for being degenerates. Literally having my cake and eating it too.

>>38137449
What organization(s) are you affiliated with? Or are you just LARPing as a neo-nazi?

>>38137449
Why are you even on this board? Fuck off and die normalshit

Cheated on my boyfriend with my cousin

>>38137449
You clearly aren't a robot if you've done any of these things

>>38137511
>>38137527
I've been on /r9k/ since 2009, long before this place became a social club for betas and virgins. I actually had sex on cam for some other people that I'd met on /r9k/

>>38137503
LARPing, of course. But it doesn't matter, the effect of LARPing as a nazi online and actually being a nazi are the same.

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>>38137449
What
The
Fuck
The world needs to get burned down real quick

>>38137595
Not really. You should read SIEGE by James Mason.

But I'm inclined to believe you're not a Nazi, but rather just someone who is anti-semetic and probably alt-lite. That said genuine Nazis or neo-Fascists wouldn't have someone like you in their presence, considering your history.

Under 21 girl offered a bj for buying her alcohol but I told her sex or nothing and then fucked her for the equivalent of like 15 bucks

vibrating prostate massager up my ass and I used a deep muscle/e-stim device on my dick. electro hardons are something to experience

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>>38137979
>>Under 21

It's ok anon, you can tell us how old she was

>>38133054
came in here thinking i would see some pretty tame shit


i was fucking wrong

>>38138151
Stop being a cunty ass bitch

>>38137449
How many people have you introduced drugs to in general?

>>38132990
why do people who write these fake ass stories pretend like traps are super common

>>38132978
And you are white i'm assuming?

>>38134885
Confirmed bad idea to keep mentally ill man children at age 24.


def not original

>>38137449
That sounds like the life of your average internet "neo-nazi" to me.

>>38136115
>Also fucking a dog outshines laughing at fuckers gettin they're head blown open? Strange world were livin in eh?
jesus christ, just fucking kill yourself

I fapped to lewd Gerudo Link, I'm not gay.
I almost cried afterwards

feeling insecure about my dick size even though its above average now i realize, i even had a gf that told me it was big
>inb4 fuck off my board normie
i sent a dick pick to a nsfw furry group chat on telegram
some 40+ yr old bara replied "nice cock"

savior complex i guess, fucked up my life desu

>groped my mom while she was asleep
>jerked off with her panties
>took creepshots of her naked out of the shower and creepshots of her feet and jerked off to them
>jerked off to her while she was laying next to me asleep and rubbed precum on her pajama bottoms

>>38138920
post benis originally

>>38138861
Jesus christ just go back to redit softie.

Most definitely not oregano i guarantee

why does 4chan change my words to desu?
>inb4 being this new

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Slobbered my tongue on a dead person.

no regrets.

I used to camwhore like crazy on /soc/ and Chaturbate as well as for other people on Kik and Skype because I was incredibly lonely and had never had people be nice to me before.
It ended up just making me feel even worse.

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>>38139016
Much like how black people use "t.b.h" to end a sentence, Japanese end their sentences with desu.

>>38139016
>being this originally new originally

>>38139060
Well, at least you made other people feel good. That's all that matters.

>>38139093
desu looking for yous desu desu

Inbred probably. Kept a secret.

>>38132801
originally bump you h av e b e e n m u te ed for 2 seconds

>>38133614
Did you not have sex in 2 years?

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I make furry porn.

>>38136375
20 is a great age to transition, what the fuck are you talking about? Anything before 23 is golden.

I've had sex in fursuit an innumerable amount of times.

>>38132801
Held hands with a girl and then had sex with her in the missionary position after marriage

went to a gay diaper fetish halloween party

>>38140182
Is there a link to your comic or is it only on the tumblr?

>>38140327
It's all on e621.

>>38140307
you're tied with the dog fucker for biggest degenerate itt

>>38139060
I did something similar when i was 19/20 in that I used to go on chat sites and social media focused on connecting with others and used to let older men talk to me so they could compliment me and stuff of my twinkdom. I mean it became less fulfilling over time but I knew they were just lusting after me and rarely genuinely enjoying my company.

I never fully went to camwhore though, I did post stuff on /soc/ when I got super lonely.

I jerked off to my friend jerking off in the other room. It's just rare to see them in that state and like that, and just the idea of them doing something sexual when we've never been sexual was hot. It was like a small doorway into their sex life.

>>38137521
Green text that shit


Original

>The same place that cries degeneracy over women having sex before marriage, men having sex with men, people wearing skimpy outfits is the same place that has...
>Trap fuckers
>Shit smearers
>Pony fuckers
>Necrophiliacs
>Penis posters
>Underwear thieves
>Sister fuckers
>Dog fuckers
>Public Masturbators
>Piss lovers
>Pedophiles
>Rapists
>Church masturbators
>Pussy stabbers
>Drug enablers
>Drug abusers
>Camwhores

And even one of them has admitted they go around calling others degenerate for shit like a white person fucking a black person.

>>38132801
Fuck it
Got off while sniffing my dads boxers

>>38133585
wtf dude that's not degenerate

if anything it's not degenerate enough, why didn't you do it?

>>38140729
Are you a girl or a guy. Either way wow.

When I was 9 years old, I fucked my down syndrome cousin behind a blanket.

>>38140807
Girl (female), did it a few times but recently decided it was best to stop

>>38139093
>being so dumb that you write "t.b.h." in a sentence at any point in your life

>>38140841
Do you have a dd/lg fetish or do you just like your dad's smell?

>>38140880
>Do you have a dd/lg fetish
Only a bit, I like domination/humiliation but I don't like the patronization that would come with the lg side
>do you just like your dad's smell?
Yea, I just love him and his smell

>>38132801
Kissed a nonwhite grill

>>38140937
You seem like a nice daughter. Keep loving your father! and be nice to him

>>38140998
I try to be good, and I'm nice to him
sorta trying not to love him like that any more since he doesn't feel the same

>>38141069
How old are you?

I think thats normal for him to feel but I'm sorry you got rejected, rejection of anykind sucks.

>>38141208
Only 19, so I have time to get my life on track and have a family
It hurts, but we're still close as father/daughter so I get to keep him in the dad perspective

>>38141251
Has he always been close to you since you were young? Any other siblings? Just curious about your relationship

>>38141251
Did you actually confess to him that you wanted to be more than just dad/daughter? Can we get deets on it?

Squirted my man milk in my cousin's acne cream

>>38141436
Yea we've always been really close, he's always been my best friend
>>38141495
>Decide it's time to tell him how I feel
>Bad at emotions so I spaghetti everywhere
>Rejects me and tries to comfort me
>A few days later him and my mom start seeing each other again
>After about 2 months I stop trying with him because it's just not happening
>Moved back into house with Mom about a month and a half ago

>be me, a 16 dude
>get a qt gf in highschool
>start talking about weird stuff
>End kissing her In a empty classroom while choking her
>she liked that
>she buyed a cord for bdsm with me

ShitsGettingReal.jpg

>Be me again, shoking a Hoe in my house, then she takes the cord and starts to puting me in the bed

>I accept that, but when finished, She just take a dildo of her backpack and I can't move

I have no muscle lol

>gf inserts dildo in *

Fuck... it was good

>>38141631
Ahhhh why is this situation so hot to me I hope I don't have a qt loving daughter what if I can't resist

>>38141631
Will you bf/husband always be compared to your dad? I think its nice to have a girl who has this kind of fetish but id feel shed always compare me.

>>38133675
Please post your peanuts more on r9k, they must see it in all its glory

>>38141783
>dating a girl who likes her own fucking dad
you're a retard

>>38141734
You tell stories like my Alzheimer's-riddled grandma.
Learn to communicate effectively, dickweed.

>>38140182
i'd fap to it.

>>38141736
I don't know, it's sort of an odd situation and probably not all that common, I'm certain of my feelings and they don't stem from any sort of psychological problems (I think) so really it's just how he feels about it and I won't blame him
>>38141783
I had tried a relationship after everything fell flat with my dad and it didn't work out, but taking a step back, yea they were pretty similar
and you say you'd find it hot or something, but he wasn't too fond of it...sorta spilled the spaghetti on that one too

>>38140841
Discord pls.

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>>38132801
fucked my dog while she was in heat.

>>38141734

Ralphie ? How's that Janice in bed

>>38132801
jerked off in class in high school. i was in the back of the room and had a 10/10 view of all the teenage ass. took forever though since i had to be stealthy. shot the ropes on the ground and rubbed the jizz into the carpet with my shoes. pretty sure the dude to my front right knew what was up but he didnt say anything. overall 4/10 fap not worth it.

> eaten small pieces of my own shit while fapping
> stole my neighbor's Dad's underwear out of the trash (I saw them throw it away) and kept it for a long time
> stole a hot guy's toothbrush from the gym and still use it myself

>>38141895
I mean I wouldn't find it HOT more just i think its sweet a girl would love her father that much idk im weird anon

>>38140718
are you describing neogaf

>be fat ass
>lose all my weight so I can date girls
>realize I'm too awkward still
>still no friends or gf, loneliness is even worse now that I don't have a goal to work towards
>get internship through uni for work experience at this big company
>45 year old gay guy working there is affectionate and nice towards me
>not gay but over time start letting him get farther with me out of extreme pit-of-despair loneliness
>am a naturally submissive person so the relationship between us is kind of hot even though I'm not attracted to his body
>sometimes when I'm really lonely I try to fap to him and always feel shameful and not into it
>end up going out with him for fun to a convention that's going on in town (not an official date)
>he invites me to come back to his place
>I know what will happen but very nihilistic due to loneliness and force myself to
>end up with his 7 inch dick in my ass
>he starts aggressively fondling me and giving me a reach around
>dick is slightly hard and I start to get into it
>start bawling my eyes out halfway through
>he'a taken aback and I confess to him that I never thought I would do this and am really lonely
>he's surprisingly understanding about it
>we let's me cuddle with him and watch Netflix for the rest of the night

We became closer than before after that and ended up dating for 2 years before I moved. I was attracted to him romantically/emotionally but not physically, I still liked to please him though because I liked to make him happy. We'd have sex 1-2 times a week, always with me bottoming. Afterwards he would cuddle with me and I'd jack off to girls on my phone while he held me in his arms.

Overall it turned out better than expected and he helped me get through a rough part of life. We still talk sometimes. I consider it the most degenerate thing I've ever done but I'd do it again desu even if I hadn't been lonely.

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>>38138703
I thought they were rare, but then I went to AX. It's a regional/cultural thing I guess. Saw a cutie dressed as the green one in the back of pic related, but didn't do much other than exchange glances.

>>38133614
The spoilered bit made me feel a touch of perverse happiness. Very unfortunate for her, but I'm glad to see lesbians suffer for being lesbian. I fell in love with a lesbian so I guess I hate them now, though I try not to. If I had three wishes, I'd wish that every human was bisexual.

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>>38138869
Sorry mate but that's truly hilarious
>anon faps to something of his own volition
>the cognitive dissonance this causes drives him nearly to tears
h o l y shit
but seriously, you're probably bi. no reason to lie to yourself unless you're religious

>>38133614
Why no bf?

Kamzar vanhat

Cheated on my girlfriend several times and dumped her for gaining weight and being clingy
Sucked cock
Got pegged by a girl
Stole a girls panties and came in them
Came on a babies grave in a cemetery
Came on a toad

Wtf is wrong with everyone here. The most degenerate thing I do is masturbate and smoke weed.

i levelled dex

i'm sorry

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>girlfriend didn't wanna fuck but my sex drive was in hyperspace at that point
>ask if she would mind if I masterbated next to her
>she doesn't care so I'm off to the races
>she's trying to sleep but I'm bout to nut so I wait for her to turn
>as soon as she turns to me (she's asleep) I bust a turbo nut all over her face like it's a Hentai
>she wakes up the next day with nut on her face but she doesn't mind
>still degenerate

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Sucked my step bros dick for WCW nitro on n64. I was 11 or something

Masturbated in a cemetery out of sheer boredom

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>>38143237
but that's rape anon

goriamgmu

>>38143549
Busting a nut on someone's forehead may be a crime but it sure as hell isn't rape

Made degenerate art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

>>38141949
what breed of doggo anon?

>be me, senior at high school
>after school, sneak into girl's toilets
>jack off into the last stall

>while wanking, cleaners walk by
>"anyone in there?"
>just make generic noises, hope cleaner assumes I'm a girl and doesn't catch me cumming
>it works

>>38141895
laura get back in the thread

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>Came inside my moms panties
>started jacking off with my dick right outside the window in my room, it's on the second floor
>mother was passed out on my bed so I used her feet to jack me off then I came on her soles as I tried to penetrate her foot
>fucked my sister and came deep inside of her the condom broke it was an accident.
>fapped with and came inside pillows that belonged to a beach house some one is probably resting their head on my cum as we speak
>paid the maid to suck my dick and eventually paid her for anal since it "wasn't cheating"

>>38132801
>be me, footfag that has let his fetish take over his sexuality
>discover financial domination
>being a pathetic sub, I enjoy the idea of it, even more so because it seems to often incorporate foot fetish
>start to desire male feet more and more and serving a male dom
>out of curiosity, post ad on craigslist looking for straight but effeminate male foot dom
>next day, Inbox (1)
>2008-tier 18-year-old scene kid twink replies with interest
>look at photos, he is very cute and his long, slender, pink size 13 soles make me weak
>meet up and take him shopping
>lick and massage his feet
>currently in chastity to his feet and financially support him

>find a single tampon in purple packaging on ground somewhere
>pocket it, go home
>put in butt
>usual day for a while
>go back to toilet, masturbat clenching ass around tampon
>pull out of ass
>lick poop off it

>>38132801
I jacket off to a MOORE poster i found in an abandoned bowling alley in the middle of the woods a few weeks ago.
I've probably got worse shit up my sleeve, but that's all i can think of atm.

>>38133054
Nice.
What was it's reaction?

>>38132801
I sucked my own dick. Curiosity is one hell of a drug.

sniffed the fuck out of my older cousin's high heels, also licked inside and masturbated with them. 10/10 would do again

I went to Thailand while I was on the bus I started groping some 40 something milf
I also paid some legal? chick and had rough ass slapping/choking full on penetration sex, I may have or may not have bitten her ass cheek I can't remember much from that trip.

>>38144077
You gotta try sniffing and stroking your dick with used panties some time it feels amazing.

>>38144040
does it feel any gud?

>>38144168
I can't do it anymore, this was years ago. It was good but I don't like having to practice stretching so much.

>>38144168
Depends on whether you like sucking dick or not.
Your mouth tends to be a bit more sensitive than your dick so instead of the sensation of getting your dick sucked, you mainly get the sensation of sucking a dick.
I still do it occasionally, it's pretty fun.

>>38144197
How do you even bend yourself the right way to get your own dick in your face?

Sniffed my older cousin's panties (I was 9)
Crouched by a window and masturbated while watching the neighbor twin girls skating in the street (we were all 17).
Tried to suck my own dick with 3 people in the room (I was 14)

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>>38132801
jizzed in my mouth with my legs in the air. I just felt like it one night.
wasn't great. tasted gross and my back hurt a bit
would not recommend. don't plan on doing it again

>>38144206
Having a big dick and being a manlet helps.
The technique that's probably the easiest for beginners is to lay on your back with your head pointing at a sturdy wall. Then you raise your legs over your head until they're touching the wall and slowly "walk" down the wall, using it as a brace to bring your pelvis closer to your mouth.
For the love of god, only try to suck your own dick in warm weather and after you've stretched your muscles out first. I cannot stress this enough. Warm up and warm down PROPERLY.
Nobody wants to be that guy who fucked up their spine from cumming in their own mouth.

Me and my sister used to fuck when we were young.

Almost ended up tearing the entire family apart and we had to move cities.

So that was something.

>>38144453
You have to greentext this anon or at least try


pls

>>38132801
Not quite sure which is more degenerate. I've cum on my own face and swallowed some of it (intentionally), but I've also fapped while fingering my ass and imagining being tenderly loved by another man.

>>38132801

Dildoed my ass while wearing stilettos and a collar.

I'm a girl

>>38133148
That's aces lad.

>>38132801
Once when I was 16 I dressed up as cute as I could and went downtown at night by myself because I wanted to see if someone would try to rape me

>>38132801
more autistic than degen, but tried to make a condom out of chewing gum. burned like hell and surprise surprise was hard to get off

>>38133210
I still see no link

Tasted my own cum
Fapped to trans/gay porn
Ate a girl's ass out
Sucked on a girl's feet
Fucked myself in the ass with my gf dildo
Bought a dildo online and tried to fuck myself with it. It was too big so I only tried to suck/deep throat it while fapping to sissy hypnos
Fingered myself in the ass
Fucked myself in the ass with my own penis
Sucked myself of (I can only get the tip in and not quite comfortably, mostly it's me brushing my tongue against the tip)

Sit and watch nothing but anime for a year.

>>38145353
Now that's just plain hilarious, anon. Thanks for that

>>38132801
I stayed up for five days in order to get high. Third day, I was in the basement and I had this really fucked up hallucination where I started seeing light through the boards of the ceiling.

I threw a towel over my head, but I began to see through the towel, through the floor above me, all the way to the sky, where this thing like a manta ray was crossing over the house.

>>38136302
>ywn live in casual sex tranny house

>>38132801
I guess depending on who you ask it would either be fingering my prostate while masturbating to traps or dating a black girl.

>>38132978
That sounds pretty fucking cool.
Story time?

>>38133148
Those "cool kids" grew up to be Antifa. They can't handle reality.

>>38139087
>>38139016
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/desu

>>38140182
Are you dr.Comet?

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When I was around six or seven years old I used to purposefully make myself have nosebleeds, and then I would let it all pour into a glass and drink it. When I was around 13 or so I would spend my time bullying paedophiles in online chatrooms, and would also frequently crossdress and spank myself. When I was around 14 or so I successfully climaxed to the internet snuff video "two guys one hammer". When I was about 15 I stole a pair of my friend's 12 year old sister's used panties for masturbation purposes. I have tortured several small animals to death, usually tying them up, cutting their limbs off with shears, poking their eyes with needles and beating them to death with a blunt object to finish things off. I usually get really strong sensations of pleasure running all the way from the base of my spine up to my limbic system when I do this, sometimes even just by fantasising about it.

>>38132801
Fucked myself with a dildo
Dressed in mom's lingerie
Danced for a perverted old man over Skype, he came to my ass
Arranged many sex meetings with men, but flaked

I've done all of these when I was addicted to sissy porn.
Once I managed to get myself out of that mindset, gay shit started to disgust me again, just like before I knew what sissies were.

Never fall for the sissy porn meme, it literally makes you gay, and while you can un-gay yourself, it takes real determination to do so.

>>38147308
Literally a serial killer in the making

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>>38147353
Edginess aside, this is something I worry about a lot. I want to go on and have a nice career, get my wife and kids, my house on a nice package of land and all that good stuff. I can't imagine how confused, disgusted and disappointed my family would be if I ever escalated and finally began acting out my fantasies on other human beings. I keep waiting for the desires to go away but they never do.

>>38147483
Most defintely a serial killer in the making. Where do you live so I know what city to avoid being in.

sucked my brother's dick in highschool, i was 14. he came quite quickly. still think about it a lot.

i pretend to be straight

>>38147499
Do you really think so? There are some pretty strong similarities between myself and noteable serial killers, but the big difference is that none of them were ever successful in any way, even the intelligent ones tended to be massive underachiever stuck languishing in some dead end job or NEETing it up. I'm hoping that the promise of a good life can keep me on the straight and narrow. Anyways, what city I live in (assuming I live in a city) is irrelevant, because I'll probably end up travelling quite a bit for work.

fapped to gay porn a few times
fap to scat
fingered my ass while fapping once
self-insert as the girl in gangbangs

Anal fuck a young girl and after I pull out with shit on my dick she sucks it clean and goes in to kiss me.

Ate my own cum

>>38148532
Twice at least.

>>38145620
>tfw these all sound normal

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>tfw have youtube playlist with like 300 videos of little girl panty shots/gymnastics/bikinis

>>38142362
That's cute, somehow.

>>38147483
There are doctors who can help you. Probably subreddits too.

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I keep masturbating to vore.

>>38140859
>a r b t r a r y p r e r e q u i s i t e s

you're a fuck desu senpai :fire: :100: :fire:

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lost my virginity at 21 bc I payed a middle-aged woman I met on craigslist a $25 visa gift card to fuck me under a bridge