>fucked a hooker to lose virginity >didn't know what

We can't help you whore

>kissed a hooker
You deserve it retard

>>38132661
Timestamp
Hope you used a condom op

Kissing while fucking is quite sexy imo
Your fault is kissing a fucking hooker ffs

My advice is to contact a doc
Live in burgeristan where you have to pay your doc?
Afford it or live with it.

>>38132661
>kissed a fucking whore
You deserve it anon, hope you die soon.

>>38132661
well what you get for being a dumb fuck.

>>38132718
I didn't know man I thought people did it all the time

>not a virgin
sorry anon I dont help normies

>>38132661
herpes on your mouth is the last concern you should have right now. go to a doctor and get tested.

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OP you really fucked up. this is your life now man. i honestly feel really sorry for you.

>>38132762
so what? they just never got herpes??

>>38132661
arent' you the same guy that was like keep ur mouth open when u talk to people it's intimidating af

>>38132797
I'm going soon

I'm on my way to the er to get tested. Wish me luck.

ahaha op you are fucking retarded

>>38132661
>Fucking hookers

You fell for a meme, son.

Why the fuck did you kiss a hooker OP? Didn't you know anything about the risks?

There is no cure for herpes currently.
Get used to having these sores pop up once to six times a year, lasting 1-2 weeks each outbreak.

I feel you, anon
I sucked a tranny's dick and got some sort of throat infection
probably herpes or hpv

>>38132762
Then that would be the reason why you shouldn't. Also no they don't.

OP here. Just got to the ER and awaiting testing

>>38132661

>Obviously go get tested.
>Realize that herpes is incurable and you will have it for life.
>enjoy

>>38132661

You didn't learn from the idiot that paid a tranny to dominate him and he contracted HIV afterwards?

>>38132661
Was the sex protected? If so, yes, the kiss did it. Although sex with a hooker is nearly always dangerous anyway, condoms don't guarantee safety as they can go wrong.

Sidenote: you should track down that hooker and kill her for giving you herpes. Just do whatever you did to find her in the first place, meet up and stab that bitch. No one will miss a whore.

There are 2 types of herpes virus.

One that appears on your lips, is pretty much harmless.
That's a mostly dormant virus that about 80% of the population has.

>>38132847
is he daed tho ?

>>38132722
yep, i'm not gonna believe this without a timestamp
i refuse to believe anyone would be stupid enough to kiss a prostitute lmao

This thread is scary

>>38132661
Well enjoy your herpes dude

OP here. Just got done testing. They said results will be in two days. What do I do in the meantime?

>>38134225
pass on your gift to bug chasers

>>38134225
Smoke weed. Drink. What do you usually do?

>>38134225
Transmit it to roasties. Just jizz in their food.

>>38132661
she sucks cock day by day and you decide to kiss her? deserved.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OP! You fucking retard. That's like the first rule with hookers next to never performing oral on them.

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oh fuck they emailed me and said they got some basic results already

my life is over

>hep c
Good job, OP.

>>38134754
looks ok at the moment

>>38134754
Equivocal doesn't necessarily mean positive, you're going to need to get checked again in three future

>>38132661

It's a fucking cold sore just like any other you retard.
It'll pass.

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>tfw no sexually transmitted disease

I wish you could know this feel OP

>female friend got herpes from her Chad ex husband cuz he cheated
>got close over 6 months
>got drunk
>she kissed me long and deep
>sucked her tiddys
>got muh dick sucked
>no herpes

Happened 3 years ago and I've been checked 3 times and no HSV.

Feels fucking nice.

Kissing is nasty you deserve it

Are you some type of referee OP

>>38134860
Cold sore is just another name for herpes.

>>38132661
I hope you used a condom.

Go get tested for herpes 1 and 2 in three months. Good news is, if you got it on your mouth you ain't gonna get it on your dick. So that's a plus. However you are stoll able to get herpes on your dick if she has both strains of hsv. Basically when you get hsv 1 on the lips like many people do, you can't get it on the dick. Same goes for hsv 2. And if I recall correctly, you can't get the other strain on your lips as the area is already effected by herpes.

Refrain from sex. Take zinc and lysine. Drink apple cider vinegar, and check up with your doctor now and get the antiviral to prevent further breakouts.

Not the end of the world bro. But be cateful.

>>38133447
Exercising, controlling stress, and staying out of cold dry wind seems to help most people.

I was reading hooker reviews and it seems like a lot of people kiss them (dfk). I want to too really bad but I don't want Herpes. Can I tell just by looking at their mouth? I m a khhv and have never had it but apparently half the population has it?

>>38136656
a lot of people have herpes its not like you caught aids or hiv from her

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>>38132661
Sorry not sorry. Not our fault you are fucking retarded. Fucking a prostitute is absolutely disgusting. I'd rather die a virgin. Herpes is for life no cure. What do you expect us to do? Now you probably have multiple strands of herpes, man meat and semen in your body. You are fucking tainted. Just end it m8.

>>38132661
You knew the risks you fucking degenerate.

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>>38133816
>this is your knew life
>is hE DErD tHO

Lel nice job fucking up the only body you'll ever get, degenerate.

tfw got herpes when I was a baby so I didnt even have a choice

tfw op is so fucking retarded that it unironically triggers me

>>38132661
I did the same thing 5 days ago...
But nothing happened, I made it right guys?

>>38136554
>lysine

Nigga ain't a dinosaur

>>38139192
it can take months or even years for your first outbreak to happen

>>38139192
lol you are fucked too anon.
that shit aint never going away.

>>38139218
well yeah but I would have to be really unlucky to happen just with my first contact. Also she looked clean af.
So probability of her being infected is low + even if she was the probability of passing it is not that high either.

Underage: the thread

little punk just put some food on his mouth. That's not what herpes loops like and you don't break out after 2 days.

Plus the kid doesn't even have facial hair, you dopes. What hooker services a 12-year-old?

>>38139304
you sayin that he be sayin that it isn't herpes?

>>38139304
Or they don't have herpes like you lmao

>>38132762
They do.
That's why she has herpes.

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>>38132661
My Obliques are in Orbit.

I know this comment isn't Original Because I made it a few hours ago.

>>38132661
No help can be rendered. That's a lifelong club you've joined. It could be worse.

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>all these people talking about catching herpes make you scarred forever
This is really making me terrified of Sex, I wasn't planning on experiencing it anyway.

>>38132661
>using a cum dumpster
>not expecting to get an std
are you fucking retarded? there are 3 rules with whores.

1. always use a condom
2. never kiss them or give oral sex
3. don't buy cheap

>>38134903
If it's herpes she has to be having a flair up or the chance of transmission is some low percentage. Not to mention there are also drugs that reduce the chance of transmitting

>>38132661
Yes but what of your dick?

>>38132661
Nice going fucko, you didnt get laid the normal way, loser

>>38134865
Are you retarded? He knew that feel for his entire life up until now. I thought nerds and "robots" were supposed to be smart

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>>38132661
how bout dem apples, normie

It's not so bad OP. I know people with herpes who fuck dozens of women a year. Olive leaf extract bro!
I'm sorry you lost your virginity via a cash transaction.
Sex comes easy when you develop a personality and look after yourself

>>38132661
How old are you? You look 13, desu.
Orginallity.

>>38132661
That's the one thing you're not supposed to do with hookers. Fucking moron.

>>38141271
>I wasn't planning on experiencing it anyway.
What you were planning on experiencing and what you were able to experience are two totally different things anon. Don't pretend that having or not having sex was ever your decision to make

>>38133447
Really?
Okay just great. Hookers are bad then.
Does it never stop?

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tfw khv and have herpes

does anyone have it worse?

>>38134903
Sometimes karma doesn't work.
I hope you get what you deserve another way.

I'm glad STDs exist. They are the only thing that can punish normies for sex.
If only they went through condoms too.

Innocents that get them without sex are collateral damage.

>>38132661
lol
Hookers in my Country lose their job if they get any kind of std.
They spend more time getting tested for shit than they do fucking.
Feels good to be A U S T R A L I A N

>>38135760
I'm a kissless virgin how did I get it?

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>>38132661
This is why we shouldn't care about sex unless it's for fertility. Do have any parents, friends or other family to tell about this? How fucked do you think you are?

https://www.google.com/search?q=herpes+treatments&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS749US749&oq=herpes+treatments&aqs=chrome..69i57.2967j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#q=oral+herpes+treatments&tbm=shop

Well there's a link, I hope you can tell somebody or get money or whatever, please do, I don't know if you haven't heard but herpes is unbearable.

>>38133630
holy shit how did i miss this
i saw a story about a dude who got dominated by a tranny, but not about getting HIV
archive/screenshot?

>>38143530
transmission from parents is actually quite common, that's how i got it
if your parents ever kissed you, that's probably how you got it

Sorry but your philtrum is way too long. Should be at most 0.5x as long as chin. Yours is about 1.5x

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>>38132661
>Kissed a hooker
Nigga you deserved it.

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>>38132661
Well I guess you can bang hookers with impunity now?

That's the only upside I can think of sorry op

>>38143975
>lysol in vagina
no
that's fucked

>>38143736
My parents kissed me on the mouth and my mum definitely had it but i don't think i do.

>>38143464
How the fuck did you manage that? Lick toilets in the women's room?

SPREAD IT TO AS MANY NORMIES AS POSSIBLE

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>>38144030
my grandma kissed my ears when I was a baby and she always had cold sores

>>38144135
Damn, man. People are just disgusting.
That's why I distance myself from my mom, she's a megawhore who's fucked like half the town already, she's got some cuck living with us to help us pay bill though and we've got cash out the ass because of it.

>>38132661
its just herpes not the end of the world

why are americans so bothered by herped anyway?

>>38144135
>grandmother kisses grandchild
>kid breaks out in sores
>"that old woman cursed that child"
>grandmother is burned at the stake as a witch
Is this how it used to happen?

Why does it spread outside of sex?
It's not fair.

>>38144325
>why do viruses spread via physical contact or fluid exchange

gee anon i dunno evolution is a mystery

>>38144282
>t. Degenerate

Originality is a sin

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>>38144299
my family acts like it didn't happen and my grandma denies it
>>38144232
I wish I could have but I was just a toddler

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>>38144625
>denying your wrongdoings
>these wrongdoing were inflicted upon a child
I don't even like babies, but this is awakening my inner moralfag. I'm usually just an honorfag.

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>>38144676
yeah its complete bullshit I feel like I at least deserve an apology

I also had to go through school with outbreaks which was even worse

>>38132661
And that is why we don't kiss the prostitute, kids.

>>38144709
Go get tested and bring the papers to them.
They'll be cornered and they'll explode like the animals they are.

>kissing a hooker

PULL UP!

PULL UP!

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>38144676
My parents deny completely that they used to hit me and my brother when we misbehaved. It wasn't wrong to do so, as they were just enforcing discipline, but once it became illegal to hit your kid they stopped entirely and acted like they never did it at all.

Such is life.

>>38144709
Stop posting this anime.
I cried a lot to it.

>>38144761
Completely unrelated, thanks for the blog.

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Definitely not a doctor, but try using a razor to slice off the herpes. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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>>38144775
but isla is my unironic waifu and I have to post her

>>38144780
It was related. Family denial and all that.

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>>38144881
I originally don't care.

>>38144834
Hope you don't mind me saving all the pics

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>>38144790
good one anon!

but literally all you can do is put some cream on that doesn't make a difference and wait

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>>38144902
hey feel free anon

>>38145075
I hope you don't mind me cumming all over them, infecting them with my herpes.

>>38145146
sure anon but I should warn you that I already have ;-)

>>38132661
Really? Kissing a girl who has sucked and fucked 100s of dicks? And you think it is sexy?
You really are the textbook definition of a cuck, fucking kill yourself.
Next time suck a man's dick directly.

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>>38143464
>>38144135
>>38144625
>>38144709
>>38144834
>>38144910
>>38145075
me molesting ur waifu

>>38144775
What is the anime called? Crying to anime is my all time favorite activity

>>38145500
Plastic memories
It's about robots desu

>>38144409
weirdos

your a sin

>all these people saying wear a condom

Condoms don't prevent herpes transmission you disgusting fucking normalfags

God humanity is so fucking vile I never want to encounter another human for as long as I live

>herpes is no big deal bro
I cannot even put into words how repulsed I am

Conciousness was a mistake

>>38132661

youre a professional bug catcher now. may as well start attending unprotected gay orgies.

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>>38132661
>kissing a hooker
don't ever do this
I've fucked hookers before and under no circumstances would I ever kiss them. Thats just inviting disaster

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>>38145465
FAAAARK HOW MUCH DOES THIS MACHINE COST

>>38132661
You literally have this for the rest of your life now, there is no cure. Buy some abreva and use that shit religiously.

>>38134754
OP is faking it. Results take two days max, you will never get those results this quickly.

>>38143530
Could be from family members that kissed you. I've been getting breakouts since I was 8 years old.

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>>38145465
>out of all the things to do he keeps feeling up her """""""""""""""""boobs"""""""""""""""

>>38133686
The two types are pretty much harmless and interchangeable in location.

Op it'll die down and at worst be nothing more than an irritant. Most likely in a couple years you may never see it again. Most people do have herpes in some form. Tfw eye herpes. Probably from some horrible relative kissing me as a baby.. Presumably youre not getting laid anyway so you'll never have the issue of telling people (If you have it genitally) but you'd be worthwhile getting checked for anything harmful.

But even genital herpes isn't so bad desu

>>38136554
Doesn't mean you can't. Just makes it less likely

>>38141271
They're exaggerating. Its not actually a big a deal as everyone's making it out to be. Literally no one gives a fuck about coldsores in the real world. Genital is harder for people to accept but its a risk you take. Again it's pretty benign and not everyone will care.

>>38132762
It's literally the first rule of fucking a prostitute: don't kiss.

Jesus christ OP losing virginity won't help you become less inept at life

>>38132661
OP unfortunately once you get herpes it's permanent, but it'll only breakout once in awhile (once every couple of months) but even then the breakouts will get less severe over time

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>>38132661
Oh wow, thanks for deterring me from hookers