>just get a job >it's so easy you just walk down and

your virgin handshake gave you away pleb

get better at shaking hands you FUCK

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>>38143150
>>38143163
my handshake is fine there is no jobs in this shitty small ass town.

>>38143371
keep telling yourself that buddy

the virgin handshake is even more of a giveaway than the virgin walk

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>>38143371
no jobs for a shit with a weak ass hand shake

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>>38143397
>>38143391
no bully pls my handshake is fine

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i fucking hate shaking hands. i hate it so much. if you shake their hand they always try to crush your metacarpals or shake your arm off. if you dont shake their hand they get buttblasted and act like youre some type of supreme asshole. i fucking hate normies.

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>>38143414
why don't you virgin walk yourself off a bridge LOL

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>>38143123
Remember, son
It has to be a firm handshake
I'll drive you to the interview tomorrow.