>tfw my mom still thinks I don't have a gf because I

It works out in your favor though, she dosen't think ill of you and that's what matters anyway.

>>38416439
My parents are actually proud of me, but I think the fact that I've never had a gf is starting to slowly bother them.

>>38416414
My mother thinks I have a gf I'm hiding from her because I've finally moved out at 24 and before that I was seeing my "friend" every weekend for a year and refused to tell her anything about them. I never even mentioned gender.

My "friend" is my boyfriend and I've moved out to move in with him.

>>38416578
i'm sorry. i hope u can tell her one day. this broke my heart in a way

>>38416578
Well my mom still seems to think that I'm the one saying "no" to girls and that girls actually love me but I reject them because >muh studies.

Needless to say, this is not true.

>>38416578
Make a thread about it when they find out and disown you.

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My family is constantly telling me that I'm handsome and whenever they see me they try to make small talk based on the assumption that I have a girlfriend. I'm growing out a blonde beard so that at least for the next few months I'll have a reasonable excuse to not be drowning in pussy. When it stops looking invisible I'm fucked though. No excuses then. Blonde beards are apparently sought after by girls that like beards.

Just kidding, I'll still be lonely as fuck because I'm super awkward around strangers and annoying as shit to people I know.

If I'm going to be a wizard I might as well look the part.

>>38416730
lol I don't give a fuck if they do, my family are cunts and the only reason I haven't told them is because I can't be arsed with the effort of answering their questions and dealing with the hassle of it all. I haven't even talked to them since I left and never will.

>>38416615
It's not a big deal anon, I'm fine with it all. I just think it's funny she couldn't put two and two together considering I've never had a gf ever.

well people tell themselves white lies to avoid feeling like shit. You should tell her the truth and ruin her day.

>>38416414
>>38416494
Are you me?
My uncle's wife is always asking about my girlfriends when I visit. I think my mom tells her a bunch of bullshit whenever she asks.
It's fucking annoying

>>38416414
She doesn't really think that, she's just saying that to spare your feelings.

>>38417729
I think she genuinely believes what she says although I can tell she suspects some things.

Thank god she doesn't think I'm a faggot though.