I am posting this at 22:45 from a hotel room in Ibiza, Spain.
This IS IT robots. This is the last straw. My life officially can't get any fucking more pathetic than this.
>be me
>age 26
>NEET
>khhv
>live with single mother
>she has tried finding me girlfriends through her work
>nothing
>she suggests we go on a summer holiday for a change
>free holiday so agree to go
>she books a hotel room in Ibiza
>went shopping together to buy me new fashionable clothing
>REALLY fucking excited the week before we came here
>watch tons of videos of guys my age kissing girls etc
>decide this is the big change I've been waiting for
>arrive here and go down to the beach
>fucking mother walks off and leaves me asleep on the beach
>get horribly burned
>spend past two days in my hotel room suffering
>normies screaming everywhere I turn
>mopeds driving round all night making it impossible to sleep
>meanwhile mother has only been here twice in past three days
>only see her briefly
>she acts really evasive and refuses to get me things from the shop
>keeps disapearing saying she's exploring the island
>just now
>hear a knock on the door
>in my boxer shorts covered in aftersun cream
>waddle to the door
>mum is there with a fucking BLACK GUY
>probably younger than me
>says she's forgot her keys
>asks me to FUCKING SHAKE HIS HAND and introduce myself
>guy belittles me and goes on his phone while mum gets something
>she finally comes back and says she'll be back tomorrow
>leaves me some sweets and the nigger fucking GRINS as she hands them to me as if I'm a child
>post on /r9k/
I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE KILL ME NOW FUCKING HELL
THIS IS LITERALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. IT'S SURREAL. I WANT TO GET THE FUCK BACK TO ENGLAND ASAP AND MOVE OUT AS SOON AS I GET BACK.
Huh. Well.
Huh.
Humph
>GET THE FUCK BACK TO ENGLAND ASAP AND MOVE OUT AS SOON AS I GET BACK.
Do this and get on with your life.
Why are stories about mothers getting blacked so comfy
blacked.com
oregano
>going to ibiza
>literally the land of chad and chadette
the fuck are you expecting you autist?
Keke. Of course you are from England , the only country that menaged to get out of Europe and still be the cuckest country on that continent.
Get back at your mom and that black guy by getting your own hotel room and having sex with women
I hope you can be at peace with your new little brother or sister, even if they are halfies
>>38416634
is your mom hot?
originally ail
>>38416634
If I had a kid as autistic as you with a white guy I'd give up on white guys too, she's trash but can you blame her?
Another white boi ragey thread.
God why are white people so pathetic?
>get ready to make a symphathy post
>realize OP is probably one of the NEET posters
you can just get fcked
what is with you dumb brits and ibiza? chav scum destination of the world.
>>38416634
oh my gosh man im so sorry but thats hilarious
i have no advice for you
I had a really bad sunburn as a kid once, that really is suffering. Maybe try to get some painkillers for the evening and I hope you feel better soon.
>>38416634
I thought the getting sunburned bit was going to be the worst part, then I read further down.
I am sorry anon, but your mother is the toppest of roasties and I offer you my condolences for having someone with absolutely no self-respect as a parent.
I would kill myself in your situation. Leave a note that says. "This is what you get for sleeping with a black man"
>>38417453
In all honesty his Mom probably wouldn't care at all. She'd think "that little prick, now im finally free" and wax greater in her whoredoms
>>38417453
It would be poetic, instead of a black man leaving her with a son, the black man would leave her without a son.
>>38417453
Killing is the right course of action, but you chose the wrong person to kill
>falling for the holiday meme
Being in Ibiza or Shagaluf won't make your autism magically disappear. Hope you learned your lesson
>steal her wallet and possessions
>blindfold her and beat her up without her knowing it's you
>frame the nigger
That'll teach her for relaxing around blacks
>>38416634
Ouch my friend... I feel for you. Hopefully youll get out onto your feet and never have to see her again :(
>>38416634
>>GET THE FUCKING BLACK BACK TO ENGLAND ASAP AND MOVE OUT MY SON AS SOON AS I GET BACK.
This is what your momma's thinking.
>>38416634
Just glad my mum is Eastern European and extremely racist
feelsgood
>>38416634
Don't kill yourself, your mom would get a femboner if that happened
Maybe kill her or tell the nigger to take a hike
>>38416634
>english
>sunburned
figures
>this is op's mother right now