So this happened today: >be me >at train station >about

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So this happened today:

>be me
>at train station
>about to head home
>my train just arrived, it still shows the current station on the destination board
>I enter, find a seat and make myself comfy
>start going through uni notes
>still nobody here, I must have been really early
>suddenly the train starts moving
>it's only the rear part of the train though
>now it says "please exit" on the board
>ohshit.jpg
>go to the front of the train
>it's completely empty
>pray to God that I won't end up on some stabling siding
>it's going really slow and crossing a lot of switches now
>suddenly train stops
>no railway station in sight
>lots of tracks on both sides
>door opens, engine driver comes out
>sees me
>"h-hi"
>asks me what I'm doing here
>I explain how I thought the train would head back into the direction it came from
>she is amused and annoyed at the same time
>says she checked if anybody was inside after the doors were locked
>didn't see me for some reason but whatever
>tells me I fucked up because she can't let me out now
>I'll have to wait until the train returns to the station it came from
>sit there for 20 minutes
>finally it starts rolling again
>once it arrives I jump out and check the destination autistically for a dozen times
>hope none of the other passengers realise I was sitting in an empty train
>another 30 minutes later I'm finally home

trains are dangerous