>school is a blast, everyone is my friend and straight As all around
>lose my virginity at age 12 simply by being myself
>being socially well adjusted, i enter for a job interview
>become hired as CEO after giving the interviewer a firm handshake
>thousands of one-night stands due to my confidence
>invited to every party in the world, never once complained about feet
>not even 19 and im living with my cute wife in a georgian mansion
I dont get why you robots are always complaining. Life is easy as hell