Virgin Thread

good idea OP let's weed out all the normies

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>>38574592
21 yo KV here. Will probably die a virgin due to being an ugly 5'3" manlet.

>>38574592
Had sex once, never even saw her pussy. She didnt take off her dress. Ive gotten 5 blowjobs total and 3.handjobs. and several kisses and made out with a milf.

Still hand holdless, still never seen a pussy.

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>>38574592
Nope. 20 here. Is it even worth it at this point?

>>38574592

I lost my virginity about 11 years ago.

I did it by not being a fucking faggot.

You guys should try it.

>>38574592

22. Earlier this year a pretty sexually overt girl wanted my number for her "friend" and I bottled it. It has given me hope that at least I'm not totally fucked, as I did hold a flirty enough conversation with her. I guess it's like a footballer coming back from a serious injury, it takes him a while to get up to scratch again.

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>>38574592
Lost virginity at the end of this may just before my 23rd birthday.
inb4 fake- you cant make this shit up
>Be me, 22 years old
>Balding, hungry skeleton, appear normal to outsiders but im quiet as fuck
>Figure i would put an ad on craigslist and lose virginity to some lonely chubby divorced woman and then kill myself
>Write up really nice ad and get a ton of responses, like holy shit virginity is like catnip for weirdos
>End of meeting a girl my age somehow
>She has super low self esteem, and tells me she has hit a low point in her life and is just looking for friends
>I meet her in the park one town over
>No sex planned, I honestly just want to hang out
>See her in real life, she is beautiful
>Solid 8/10, a little extra weight but i dont care
>Meeting goes really well, like too well
>Go home wondering what the fuck just happened, I have never talked that easy with anybody
>End of meeting her the next day, Goes well.
>Ask if she wants to go on a hike the next day, She agrees
>Go on hike and get to know her really well, she starts getting a little touchy feely
>Takes our picture at the top of hike, romantic waterfall or whatever
>Try to hold her hand on the way down
>she tells me no, she just got out of a relationship and wants to be single
>Say this is just what friends do, and she rolls with it
>We go back to my place, my heart is beating out of my chest
>She asks me to play my guitar, I play some pretty acoustic shit
>"Which room is yours anon?"
>HOLY FUCK
>We dont have sex but she gives me a bj, first time kissing a girl as well
>We fall asleep on my bed
>Decide i dont want to fuck this up and appear needy so i give her some space the next day
>She texts me, you want to hang out?
>I work tonigh, but ok
>She tells me she wants to have sex
>I tell my roommate to get lost and wait for her to come over, nervous as shit.
Part 1

>>38574592
I'm 18. virginity is the least of my problems, even if i know it will be hard to come by

>>38574592
Does talking to a girl on messenger count

>>38575593

go on

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>>38575593
>She arrives and immediately goes into my bedroom and gets naked
>Im nervous as shit and (lol) killing time
>She tells me to get naked
>This is where it gets bad
>inb4 fake, im too big for the condoms
>i try like 4 or 5 and i cannot get them on, they are too small
>I am so embarrassed and nervous i am shaking
>She tells me to go bare and just pull out
>In my head "FUCK NO DONT DO IT" but i end up doing it
>Im bad, like really bad im embarrassed
>I sweat like a motherfucker
>She tries different positions to make it easier for me
>I am so embarassed i am having trouble staying hard
>So after a fucking trainwreck, we get into a groove and it starts going well
>She starts getting into it (I assumed she was faking it)
>Cant cum, i dont know if its from death grip or from nervousness
>She gets hers, I dont
>She assumes its because i dont find her attractive and gets upset
>I get upset because i really like her and i wanted it to go well
>I fucking cry (i know im a bitch)
>she hugs me and tells me its ok, i made her feel good and dont worry it was my first time
>She leaves, Im fucking pissed at myself
Part 2

>>38575762
it was ok but you overthought it? generic first time story norman

>>38575762

the deathgrip meme is something I worry about

The only sexual experience I've ever had (bj/handjob) I could not stay hard at all

what can be done, robots? I want to be ready

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>>38575762
>Ill spare you the details but we basically start dating for like six weeks
>We hang out every single day, we kiss and hold hands
>I take her on special trips and buy her things
>Goodnight texts, "I care about you <3", she sleeps over a few time a week
>The fucking works dude, we were basically tied to the hip
>More sex, i get better at it and she actually enjoys it
>She always says we arent dating but her actions say otherwise
>Figure we are just playing some dumb game, and eventually we will be offical
>This is the happiest i have ever been in my whole life, i know its hard to describe over text on 4 chan, but trust me i was in heaven
>Im in love with her
>One day she starts acting a little distant
>I know its coming to an end, but i fucking do not want it to
>Try really hard for damage control, even though i did nothing wrong
>One day "Im sorry anon im not looking for a relationship, i hope i didnt give you the wrong idea. im sorry if i hurt you"
>NO
>I fucking cry harder than i ever have in my life
>I get really drunk and text her
>Read that again
>I obviously make things 100 times worse
>This was a month ago, She wont text me
>She came over once to sleep over and do laundry, wouldnt even give me a hug
>Im fucking devastated
>I cry everyday, and think about her constantly even i know its over
>Fuck, i just wanted it to work
>I feel worse than before i met her
>I wish i never met her even though i love her

Moral of the story, careful what you wish for robots

>>38575997
Sex doesn't appear to solve any of our problems anons

>>38575762
>She tells me to go bare and just pull out
How's the STD?

>>38574592
Lost it at fifteen. Was always allowed to date and my mom taught me how to treat women. Willing to weigh in on the topic at hand.

I don't know the struggle that you ll go through. I'm sympathetic but don't understand but it's also interesting

>>38576051
shut the fuck up dude, kill yourself

>>38576070
Are parents supposed to rmteach you how to date? My parents never talked to me about it

>Ill spare you the details but we basically start dating for like six weeks
>>She always says we arent dating but her actions say otherwise
lemme break it down fo yuo playa
>she wanted to date X but was having fun with you
>then she realized you were desperate for grill
>she doesn't see herself as attracting desperate dudes
also sounds like a bitch from the getgo I understand getting all emotional if she said she love you but she didnt even want to be your girlfriend at the time (not anything personal really) no shit she can't stand you whiney you only take that from people you really liked but she still liked you idjit

>>38576080
The fuck? Kek. Even normies know not to go bare with a roastie from craigslist. It burns when you pee, doesn't it?

>>38576070
I honestly just can't think of anything interesting to talk about to women. All of my interests are stuff that most women aren't interested in. Then again, Chad can say whatever he wants to women and they'll still fuck him. I hate being an unattractive male so much.

>>38576095
Idk my mother just always gave me dating advice and told me what women liked and what kind of man I should be. Just kinda got me on the right path.

Dad taught me to put a condom on a banana and put the banana back...it turned black and my sister threw a fit..me and dad laughed.

He bought me a box of 50 and told me if I had sex I better use them and put them in my closet

>>38576150
I'm sorry anon but that's very degenerate of your father to do. I would not think of telling this to my children. Only advise them to wait until marriage and nothing more.

>>38576148
I had that problem with just one girl. She just said cool...hmm...yeah. To everything


Other than that I never liked talking to men,it didn't feel natural so I've always talked with women and they always made me feel alot more worthwhile when I talked to women because talking to men is like a passing contest but women just talk and gossip

>>38576095

Dude, most parents have no fucking idea how they got together, so they can't teach someone else.

>PROTIP: CHECK OUT COREY WAYNE ON JEWTUBE YOU VIRGINS

>>38576148
I love being an attractive male so much. I can be as big of a dick as I want to girls and they'll want to talk to me and hit on me.

>>38574592
When I was 32 a girl raped me and I lost my virginity then.

I pretty much laid there in a drunken stupor while her obese/smelly ass did her thing on top of me. It didn't last long but I was too afraid to hit her off or do something to her because she was psychotic and threatened to kill me. I was also afraid she'd claim rape on me.

Over a year later and I'm still trying to figure out how this event affected me aside from a deep depression. Yes I am beta that's why I'm here.

>>38576139
No it doesnt.
I know its r9k, but you realize people are people right?
She was a robot in alot of ways, but whatever go judge people you dont even know
Im sure you are a likeable human being, and i hope you have a good day

>>38574592

i was a able to get my first kiss and first hand-job/blow job also fingered her at 26 last year.

didnt fuck her though she said we were moving to fast and i ended up breaking up with her because she was too fucking crazy.

The thing that most surprised me was:
Kissing is pretty fucking easy and it does come naturaly.
The smell of a wet vagina, shit is cash it does stuff to your brain.

>>38576185
Well they saw me and my girlfriend in sixth grade getting really close and knew what was coming. Kids are having sex younger and younger...better to teach them right then to have a grandkid because your kid thought you could jump up and down before sex to stop it. Or get a permanent std because he didn't know girls lie

Also I was already degenerate because I was practicing my ballbusting kink long before sex

I lost it about 2 months ago, I turn 20 next week. It was a friend of a friend in college who thought I was cute and just asked me to come over one night. She was decently attractive and it was pretty fun but it definitely wouldn't have happened if it wasn't so easy and I literally didn't have to do anything to get her

>>38576220
>She was a robot in alot of ways
In what ways? Have all the sex you want, normie. But going in raw is always a bad idea. It gives them evidence for rape accusations, you're prone to diseases, and you can end up paying child support for the next 18 years.

>>38575997
Nice story anon. We've all learned a lesson or two on here and your's just gave me some insight. I wish you luck as much as I can.

>>38576148
You need to compensate for those bad looks. Become interesting goyim! Sibscribe to the gym! Buy my self-help books!

>>38576257
Bro, im gonna give you some honest advice
I know you arent going to listen to it, and think im wrong.
But at least hear me out.
I used to think just like you, I hated women.
Told everyone i know how evil they were, how they wanted to take your money or send you to jail or ruin your life.
When you meet someone these feelings are gonna go away, you realize most of them are just normal people like you. I definitely recognize that some women are evil and will screw you over, but that is like less than 10%.
Trust me, if you want to be happy and get out of this place, let some of these feeling go.
I wish i had learned this years ago dude, just trying to help a brother out.

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>>38574592
>Have any robots been been able to lose their virginity lately?
no


aaaaand /thread

>>38576400
I never understood this motherfucking chart despite seeing it a gorillion fuckton times here.

>>38576400
This is a chart made by a normie trying to get into the head of robots.

>>38575868
stop watching porn
porn is worse than deathgrip
i mean it

I lost mine at 18 to a trap.

Got back to her place, played some games together while we both sat on her bed. Too pussy to make a move so i decided to get drinks to get that extra confidence. End up completely wasted and still pussying out, but somehow she still wants to see me again

>>38576214
Would you be willing to post her picture?

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>>38574592
>Share your success and failures thus far.
I don't even bother trying anymore. I'm tired of being humiliated. Just leave me alone.

t.25khhv

Was raped by a girl while drunk at a party when I was 16, nothing in the five years since then

27 year old virgin, loser, skinny, not attractive, spend every evening and weekend alone, the rest at work.

Hate myself

I got cockblocked 3 days in a row
DAY 1
>girl I know 5 years older than me
>thicc and viet
>starts sending me messages saying to come pick her up and fuck her
>i was tired and didnt get the hint
>once I got the hint I had to pick up parents

DAY 2
>girl is begging for dick again
>parents wont let me go out that night

DAY 3
>same girl
>her parents are gone only lil sis
>she is suggesting to go to a hotel and give her a proper shag
>looking forward to it
>she texted back saying she has to watch her 12 year old sister
>opportunity gone

Now I am waiting for her pussy to get wet again. This Friday smoking some weed with her and her friend. Dont know what can happen.

>>38577195
To follow up on this.

Had a girl ask me out when I was 22, I ignored her and she got annoyed with me.

Had a girl text me asking if I was single, ignored her, she hates me now.

Too scared.

I typed this up guess it's better for /adv/ or something but may as well ask here too.

How detrimental is it to have no job/be a neet/on welfare?

I am also a diagnosed schizo but am relatively normal these days after several bad experiences and years on meds I guess. I'm sort of attractive and several girls have shown interest but I am also an autist. Which brings me to my next question:

How's PUA at curing autism? I hate conversation, find it hella fricking boring. I only really like when people talk about shit they really like like pets or something 'cause I find it cute. I can only talk about the 2deep4u books I read, nothing else really interests me.

Does online dating actually work for many people?

>>38575997
Dude. You made me cry :'( I know the feeling. It's horrible.

>>38578279
If you are attractive you get a free pass. No detriments.

And you're ok at curing "autism" if you're like that. You just need practice talking.

>>38578491
i see. thanks for answering, you make me more hopeful.

>>38574592
>Gone on and off Grindr Save your /pol/ for somewhere else; I feel like an emply void of despair
>Message guys
>Arrange a meetup
>Get too horny and cum
>Feel bad: I want monogamy and meaningful love, not this shit
>Close Grindr - probably delete soon after
>Just did it now and I hate myself
I wish I wasn't so dedicated to my ideals, but I've successfully chased them down in all other aspects of life and some part of me doesn't want to give up here.

I turn 25 in 2 months. Is there any hope for me?

>>38576287
The kikes want you to improve yourself! Don't fall for their tricks, stay a khhv NEET forever!

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>>38575997
Are you me? This literally happened to me 4 hours ago

>>38580413
You can't improve looks very much without paying premiums for surgery.

>>38578487
This makes me feel better somehow, thanks bro

>>38580515
im probably not you, but it happens to us all

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My parents taught me that talking to girls is haram. I'm 22 now and can't deal with half the population. I literally can't say "Hi" back to anyone with a vagina

>>38578279
Just a thought,
why do you want a relationship if you hate talking to people?
thats like 80% of what it consists of, and despite what you hear on this site sex is good, but its not like OMGZZZ good. Its more about showing the other person you care about them.

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>>38575268

I'm in the same position as you except only V. I had a submissive Chinese gf when I was like 14 but it's so far in the past now that it doesn't feel like I've accomplished much.

About a month ago I held a very edgy girl's hand at a buddy's house. That's the farthest I've gotten with a girl in 7 years.

Any other manlets in da house?

>>38576319
He's not saying that you're likely to have contracted an STI because all women are dirty whores. He's saying its a possibility because you had unprotected sex. Which is a fair assumption.

>>38575324
Fucking normie filth, you disgust me.

>>38580969
That thought was definately going through my head when it happened. I got lucky, but aside from the whole craigslist thing she was normal. If i had met somewhere else i would not have even worried.

>>38578668
Degenerate. Not for being gay, but for using grindr

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Stopped being hugeless four days ago desu
She was my LDR and I don't really care if the Tyrone meme is real, she acted like a pure and smol qt3.14 and hugged me a lot and really comfy desu
She presented me her parents and cousins cuz this time we were 3 hours appart from each other but she usually is 12 hours appart
I only managed to hug her and kiss her forehead cuz she was small and I was a shy beta

Anyways I'll try to lose my v-card next time I see her

Tl;dr
>gonna have sex with cute LDR next year

>>38581187
good for you anon, i am genuinely happy for you

fuck the haters

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I COULD HAVE DONE IT, WE WERE IN HER BED, I UNDRESSED HER AND EVERYTHING BUT I WAS SO NERVOUS I COULDNT GET HARD THIS FUCKING SUCKS

FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS I COULD HAVE LOST IT ALREADY BUT MY BRAIN DECIDED TO LAUGTH AT ME WHAT THE FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>38574592
I might, I've tried dating people before and things started moving but went nowhere. Now things are moving again but I kind wish things would fall apart because I'm trying to start a business and a somewhat ldr could throw a wrench in it, but things have been moving along smoothly so it might actually happen considering that I'm getting worried that it will work out.

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>>38581187
H-How did you meet her? I never meet any girls because I'm a caveman. I don't even know where to meet girls.

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>>38574592
>bored
>go on Omegle
>match a cute Quebecoise girl
>talk for a little bit
>exhales deeply, gives me eyes
>heavy accent: "ooh ooh, you are so cute"
>"I love you"
>never been told this before
>lose power
I was genuinely upset and then I felt disgusted with myself for being so pathetic and now I'm just sad. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>38583192
>i love you
wtf she barely knows you

>>38583288
It was really disorienting. I figured she was a pornbot at first, but we talked back and forth for like twenty minutes. I think it has to do with being a native French speaker.

>>38583323
she probably didn't mean it literally just that she is fond of you. dont feel bad though i would be upset too because those are strong words and should not be given out so freely

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>>38583466
Dude, she asked for my name. She looked directly into the camera and said
>I love you, anon
I'm going to be thinking about this all week. Do women do this on purpose? what the fuck

>>38583517
>She looked directly into the camera and said
>I love you, anon
lolwut. what a troll. she took your love virginity and it meant nothing

>>38583192
>>38583517

Firstly, NEVER trust the French. Secondly, and for real, unless you live in Quebec and thought it likely you could spend time together in the short term, all you've missed out on is a LDR that probably would have gone to pot anyway.

You ought to look at the positives, IE, you charmed a complete stranger over half an hour, than the negatives.

>>38576051
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/07/health/resistant-gonorrhea-antibiotics/index.html

You fucked up.

>>38576070
I don't understand how anyone can get someone to go on a date with them let alone have sex, you must have a nice face or something.

>>38574592
I've had two solid oppurtunities to lose my virginity but I never followed through because one was fat and pretty average looking and the other was a close friend and it felt weird. Saving it for a special time although now I'm going overseas for holiday so I wish I'd gotten the experience when I had the chance.

>Virgin Thread
>immediately asks people if they've lost their virginity
Not even gonna bother reading the thread now. Thanks dipshit.

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>>38583538
I don't think she did it on purpose, there was a pretty identifiable language barrier. I just wish she hadn't.
>>38583550
I don't live in Quebec. There's nothing it could've possibly materialized into, it just feels beholden to a sense of security in identity, however misguided. You know?
Everywhere I go I feel totally alienated. I don't know what the fuck was wrong with her for her to have felt charmed by me, but it hurts to acknowledge the limitless breadth of meaningful relationships to be formed tempered my unconscious aversion to any if it. I'm so lonely. Why the fuck did she say that?

>>38583688

Who cares why? Maybe she just liked you, you know, Occam's Razor or what have you. The important thing is you formed that connection, and as you just acknowledged there a limitless opportunities for you, the next step is perusing some.

>>38583671
most havent idiot read first

>>38575324
What the fuck is a Chad doing here?

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>>38583723
I'm saying that I have no idea how to do that. It hurts to get a taste of it and simultaneously aware that I'll probably never be a socially functioning adult.

>>38583192
>>38583323

Lucky bastard. French girls are my fetish.

Someone who I work with might be into me, I don't know. She's been chatting with me more, and laughs at my dumb comments. She also offered me weed (despite how I don't do drugs and felt up my torso last night.
She also says that she's bi, so this could just be wishful thinking.

>>38583809

Unironically, legitimately, honestly just be urself.

>>38583825
>She also says that she's bi
Women only comment about sex with people they want to fuck, Chad.

>>38583825

If she felt up your torso she probably likes you, how did she offer you weed/

>>38583854
Here's the thing: She might think i'm gay. Most people do, for whatever reason.

>>38583854

IS THIS FUCKING TRUE?!

>>38583871
You could pretend to be gay and have a FFM threesome.

>>38583878
Yes.

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>>38583825
She's into you, dude. Make a move and do it fast. You don't want to be thinking about her at 3 am in five years, believe me.
>>38583848
Thanks, anon.

:(

>>38583865
We were on the floor together for a moment, and she was telling me about how her day was going and how she bought some. talked about how her ex gave her shit for the type, (I know nothing about marijuana, please forgive me.) and then offered me some.
>>38583891
In the immortal words of one Gacy, I'm no fruit picker.
>>38583901
Alright, I'll try chatting her up next time we work together. She's very pretty, after all, and pretty cool.

>>38583891
>Yes.

brb going back in time four months to fucking kms, take his place, and have sex. What an utter tit I've been.

IT WAS A DATE, WASN'T IT, AMY!? Fuck.

>>38583901

>Thanks, anon.

I'm serious though, women want you to be interesting, passionate and have some level of muscle definition. In an ideal world you'd have all three, but they'll settle for two ninety percent of the time. The first two are basically just having confidence in yourself, or "just b urself".

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>>38583971
I feel like I've never known personally known anyone interesting or passionate. What do you mean?

>>38583955

So you were lying down together, she slagged off her ex and offered you a relaxant and you still aren't sure if she likes you? She's not going to rubber stamp your head with "LETS SHAG", mate.

We're all, really shit at this.

>>38584007
On the work floor, bad use of slang. Still, would that change anything? Is bringing up an ex a bad thing, or not? And if it's only a light touch of the hand on my chest\abs, is that still a good sign?

>>38580914
I... don't know. I don't want a relationship with really anyone besides a female. I don't give a hell about anyone really, except maybe my moms and maybe some other people I respect. I guess I'm hoping to get something without the petty chatter, ideally. I do find it hard to care though, even when it comes to women. Yet 'tis just something I want, on an instinctual basis. Can't really reason it away I guess, but I don't know.

>>38584004
>What do you mean?

Interesting would just be the ability to hold a conversation, ask the right questions, tell the right anecdotes; she brings up going to a footy match, you ask her what team, tell her who you support, etc. Don't start telling her why the Arabs lost the Six Day War and how much fidget spinners make you angry.

Passionate would be having something serious that seriously interests you. So if what your studying is that thing, that's helpful, or if you've volunteered doing something, great. It's not a topic you have to bring up all the time, but when you do you can talk about it eloquently and in depth. This is why being a musician is basically like having a skeleton key for fanny.

>>38584032

Are you having me on? Yanking my chain? Taking the bloody piss? She's lying down with you, now maybe that's nothing. Then she's bring up her ex, specifically what a dickhead he was too, which is a positive sign regardless, but again, not necessarily a go sign. However, if she was also being handsy as she offered you weed and did the rest, that's a lightning rod from Zeus himself telling you she's interesting.

Unless she was just trying to sell you weed, then I'd ask her out, man. Tell her you'd like to trying getting high or something if you need to, just hang out sometime.

>>38584174

*telling you she's interested

>>38574592
I tried today lol and failed big time

>in chipotle
>decide to sit and eat
>gorgeous 10/10 girl eating with her friend
>she stands up
>she is wearing Birkenstocks and her feet are 10/10
>want to say something before she leaves
>"you have really cute feet"
>"thanks? lol?"
>she leaves with her friend

Feels bad man

>>38576582
My mother fucking nibba

>>38584216
i laughed. like your line.

>>38584216
Chicks don't dig fetishists unless they're Chad.

>>38584216

That is not trying.

>>38584238
>>38584253
>>38584291
IT IS TRYING I DRIVE A NICE CAR AND PARENTS HAVE HUGE HOUSE AND STILL HAVE NEVER SUCKED ON QT 3.14 GIRLS TOES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38584071
Just thinking about why I don't care. Thing is that a few women are too judgemental for me. They should just uninhibitedly love you, that would be something. Then I'd care I think.

>>38584305

I hope you're doing an Elliot Roger pastiche right now.

>>38584373
I'm not. It's actually really fucking annoying.

I should be fucking Chad. I really fucking should. I pass women and their guy friends driving fucking 2001 Corrollas. They make the girl buy when they shop

If I had a gf Id ask her to go shopping. I would chill in them and talk about life in my jacuzzi. But oh fucking no, girls dont give a shit about me. Fucking disgusting

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>>38583848
This is terrible advice for the robot. Them being themselves have led them to what they are today; KHV. The sad truth is that they will forever remain maladjusted socially awkward fuckers because 90% of your personality development happens between the ages of 0 to 18 and they were bullied social recluses in that critical timeframe.

>>38584554

I hate babies, and find beards frankly, a touch obnoxious, so I'll just direct you to my following posts and let you go from there; >>38583971 >>38584174 Obviously not all of each post is strictly relevant.

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>>38575997
HAHAHA GET FUCKED NORMIE. THE SUCCUBUS FEEDS ON NORMALSHITS LIKE YOU

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>>38576150
Show me on the banana where did your dad touch you

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Actually Yeah Anon I did.

Not happy though I had to settle for this 6-10 asian and I've kissed way better looking girls before that. It started with her coming over giving head every weekend which was new to me. I put off sex though but I had trouble getting it up but finally stuck it in and lasted a good 10 seconds. Really bummed it wasn't anything special and it was some girl I was just using. It really depresses me. But hey, I got like 12 blowjobs out of the whole thing.

Broke up with her 3 days later, btw.

>>38575357
Yes, bro your 20 not 40.

Lift your chin up were here for you :)

>>38574592
I found a 9/10 girl who's taller than me, who was into me the night before and the morning after. I was told I need to rate myself then subtract at least 2 for virgin tax, that leaves me a 3/10. This girl is replying to my texts and stuff, and wants to meet up. I am confused. Have I broken the law?

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>friend lets his gf blow me, lets us fuck, eat her pussy, make out with her, suck on her titties
>still handholdless

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im so fucking miserable, seriously im a Kissless/hugless/Virgin i just want to be intimate with someone anyone
im also non-white so i cant even get a qt azn gf
i just want friends

>>38574592
Literally lost mine three weeks ago. It was great, all I wanna do is fuck now

Lost mine when i was 26, its never too late, was OK ,good to have burden gone, no stress really

help me make a decision

>girl wants to take my innocence
>thinks im a bad boy but im not
>thick, at least a 8
>mfw when she fucks black guys
>mfw when she is emotionally disturbed

should i wait for someone i like more in college
or
fuck some random slut to be more prepared in college

>>38587404
Wait desu.
I'd much rather have a girl that will love me back through all ups and downs

>>38581040
I know. I'm thinking about getting a shock collar or something similar to negatively reinforce non-monogamous sexual thoughts, while positively reinforcing monogamous ones.

>>38587579

This.

I wouldn't want to have sex with a woman who didn't love me. Seems like it'd be so hollow and meaningless.

>>38580916
Manlets are usually not virgins, I'm 5'11" which is taller than my country's average and I am a KHHV. 90% of the women are shorter than me.

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>>38583069
I found her account on Instagram. I followed her, she followed back and asked me for my Kik.
I talked to her every single day since early 2015 and became close friends with each other and another girl.
I was in a group chat with ldr and the other girl, ldr confessed to have a crush on me in like 8 months but I wasn't that interested in her
But I said i like her back because I'm a beta piece of shit

Time has passed, and she has become my favourite person in the world, now I really love her and want to fuck and cuddle her and only her.

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>Be me
>17 at the time
>Girl best friend at the time over at my house
>We wrestle a bit and cuddle
>Pop a boner
>She sees it
>"Can I touch it anon?"
>Why the fuck would you want to do that?
>Her face drops and she leaves
>Cry and fap to Zone hentai

>>38574592
not even close. I dont go out, skip class, no female or male interaction at all. I say excuse me or thanks when it calls for it. never anything else.

>>38575268
21 KV. Don't know ANY females. literally any, none of my friends do either so I have no connections to any roasties :(