ITT: ancient robots
The oldest documented record of a robot was very early in the 1st century.
A man engraved the following in the bathroom of a bar:
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Here's some more messages left in the form of graffiti in Pompeii
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
>>38578428
Very nice&creative cryptofag thread OP
>>38579221
Seems like you were the only one who thought that.
>>38579436
I'm sorry anon. I guess too much spam nowdays :(
>>38578451
I think this one is more robot
> Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus' ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess' loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can't I smash her head with a club?