/britfeel/

>no hannah

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I made this years ago. It had Darjeeling

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>doing some maths
>read "the relationship between x" as "you are in a relationship with x"
it's not even close. the tfw no gf is too strong

>>38778527
days since contacting oneitis guy was the first britfeel personality.
I think.

since then everybody has been obsessed with creating a personality to become included in the op image.

>>38778507
I talk to him a lot and feel like I know him, he was so nice to me :(

When he finally came back after a long time I was so happy

>>38778534
I don't like ebin or poleaboo but I have never mocked anyone just ignored

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Good afternoon anons!
How are we all feeling?
Any plans for today?

I personally haven't done too much today but I'm feeling a bit better from when I woke up quite groggy earlier

post waifus

>>38778527
>Foxlad please come back

He's still here, just not posting about /basil/

made a kid cry today

2015 britfeel was comfy af but 2016 britfeel had the best op image

real britfeelers remember the 2016 drama was way worse than this

>>38778587
I've been here since 2015 and I can say this last week has been the worst.

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>>38778587
2016 drama was mainly poleaboo.

technically op should have used this. first august image.

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Night night lads guess what its bi corby anon i am getting some /britfeel/ qt twink boipuss tonight wish me luck cant wait to dump my goo.
no even meming lads illbe back for nightshift before and after /britboi's/ meet

My small town has 3 funeral directors. Pretty sure I live in one of those places old people come to die.

>>38778568
hello treasure. how are you today?

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Like this for Halloween, making me feel sad I hate nostalgia make time stop

>>38778605
I remember nigii and poleaboo arguing being about 400 out of 500 posts. Or was that 2015?

>>38778624
halloween OP image was the best

>>38778624
dont like this, observing halloween is a yank thing

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>>38778607
it's corby straight anon good luck hope you take him to pound town also still wanna meet you guys and be friendo's no homo

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>>38778624
that was current op image guys first edit,
I gave him the content and the psd.

content came from the 2015 version.

>>38778644
>dont like this, observing halloween is a yank thing

was orignally irish, you know, but the yanks blew it out of the park

>>38778621
not bad. my mum called this CBT place earlier and it seems alright, though I'm not sure 4-6 sessions will do much. I was quite productive too. wbu lad?
if that was sarcastic then RUDE

>>38778660
there is nothing about modern Halloween that can be connected to the pagan Irish festival

>had an interview about an hour ago
>all went well
>get outside and realise my tie was loose and top button undone

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>38778666
cock and ball torture?

*braaap*

>>38778624
>I remember nigii and poleaboo arguing being about 400 out of 500 posts
Most of britfeel is new, they don't even know who nigii is and think this shitposting between waifuposters/ebin can't be topped.

evens a swallow copious amounts of painkillers and sleeping tablets
odds i roll again tomorrow

Are you looking forward to /winter/ lads?

We all complain about the snow and stepping out the cave to go crimbo shopping.

I love it.

>>38778607
britbois meet? whats this anon

>>38778683
up for this too tbqh
>>38778692
it's the comfy season

>>38778691
Fucking kek lad, two days in a row, britfeel wants you to live

>>38778624
Old /britfeel/ seems so much better. I feel like no one creates OC anymore but just lives off the back of old posters content.

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>>38778691
see you in hell anon also say hi to elliot

>>38778692
don't need /britfeel/ to feel comfy in winter but it truly is the best season, beats boiling to death this time of the year. literally only good thing about summer is test cricket

>>38778607
Yea, we don't want to know. Keep it to yourself

>>38778666
I've done CBT. It's ok, pretty gentle. Wont fix your problems but it's a good next step

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Watch anime and don't breed

>>38778692
always lad, autumn and winter are always on my mind this time of the year. nightwalks in autumn are the best

>>38778688
makes me feel a bit pathetic to praise any shit poster desu

>>38778527
Ebin's blog mentions wanting to harm people. I think he's going full Elliot Rodger.

>>38778691
>copious amounts of painkillers and sleeping tablets
what are we talking here?

>>38778731
thanks lad. I hope so.

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>>38778697
something new 2 anon's are going to meet and fugg beautiful is it a /britfeel/ 1st

>>38778692
Not really. I was looking forward to having a bit of summer tbqh but its just been raining every day. I used to enjoy the winter more but its the opposite now, summer is now the only time I don't feel severely depressed.

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>>38778666
i am doing cbt too because i am suffering with insomnia. it is pretty good so far, they tell you a lot of good techniques and they explain how you get anxiety.

you should try an app called headspace. i am using it daily and it has helped me a lot.

my day is pretty good. i am just reading manga atm while watching some youtube videos.

i was not being rude. you, ebin, tilde, and foxlad are my treasures of britfeel.

>>38778731
cbt is primary care, a quick in out to try fix you fast to not hold up the nhs with long term treatment.

secondary care is the long term treatment.
that can least years and is with a proper psychotherapist .
you look at all aspects of your life like your childhood etc.
that's what most people need but they give up after their first few sessions of cbt cos its a bit crap.

>>38778742
this
the comparison is fucking unreal

>>38778776
Probbably not , makes me a bit sad there are no britfeel lads near me though

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>>38778724
hope he tells it in graphic lewd posts

>>38778742
He gets scared if a stranger is within a hundred yards. I dont think he has it in him.

>>38778742
You'd think they killed his parents or something. But no, the people he wants to harm just went about their life and he chose to get a in a fit about this

>23rd birthday is on friday (4th)
>trying not to wank until then so I can have a bitching birthday wank
>got the horn like a mothertrucker
fuck sake dick, calm down

>>38778800
lets see shall we, aint got the map out in a while..

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

>>38778660
>hurr durr everything fun is a yank thing

Barbarians like you would have us all still living in huts in Devon eating fucking scones if you had your way.

>>38778624
Seeing this image just reminds me of the time some FOB paki's were handing out Go Ahead cat food to the kids trick or treating.

It was bizzare as fuck, I knocked on the door with my little cousin and said trick or treat and then they just hand us a tiny sandwich bag with some cat biscuits in it. I knew it was Go Ahead because my cat fucking loved the shit and the smell from that stuff is rancid. At least they were trying to fit in, I don't even answer the door now that I'm an adult.

>>38778816
>the people he wants to harm just went about their life
Yeah, that's what confusing me. These people who he hates haven't even wronged him. I reckon he'll go on a stabbing spree because you can't get guns over here.

I really want to find where mainlyusedforwalking lives and just follow him around for a bit taking pictures and imagining his locked up cock and how when he gets home he's gonna put on some girly outfit and dildo himself into delirium.

Then I wanna join him.

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>>38778800
i dunno anon he seems like he is all in also were u at lad

>>38778817
who /alcoholic/ here? what we all drinking?

somebody report ebins blog to the counter terrorism police and record the phone call

>>38778862
don't drink to excess lad
every time you damage your body you damage the temple of god

>>38778825
>BL1 lad

You here? You're reallllllly close to me.

>>38778834
Mate halloween isn't fun it's a fucking corporate holiday shipped in from the States which unleashes annoying kids onto the street to terrorise locals and be incredibly loud.

>>38778849
explain lad give us the 401

>>38778914
what if the temple of god likes a drink?

>>38778862
I only have a a few cans of carling around at the moment so they will do for later on

>>38778914
shut the fuck up

Right gaylord in the post office lads. Didnt know we had any round here

>>38778784
looking into headspace, thanks for the idea. I've tried CBT before, but this time I feel like I will be in a better state of mind for it. sorry, I'm not usually very good at judging people's intentions on here

>>38778920
Halloween is the fucking best m8

Sluts from the office dressed up in devil outfits getting plowed in the loo.

Nothing better.

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>>38778931
jesus's blood is actual made of wine so you are right in spirt

>>38778921
mainlyusedforwalking is a tumblr run by a really decent crossdresser in the UK who is super into chastity as well

he also met up with two other UK crossdressers from tumblr and they boned

>>38778969
Absolute riveting stuff

>>38778931
alcohol is fine, but drinking to excess is unbecoming of a virtuous man

>>38778951
>shut the fuck up
rude

>>38778969
Degenerate shit m8.

>>38778956
First you try to justify halloween and then you write plowed not ploughed
YANKS OUT

>>38778963
this pic made me think of ciggies. haven't thought about ciggies in over two months now.
>tfw feeling good about myself

>>38778985
but what if the virtuous man likes a drink?

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>>38778969
>really decent crossdresser

>>38778991
I'm British you faggot.

I bet you're not even a working class northerner are you?

Get some fucking tigar bread up your arse lad

>>38778969
what is is tumblr also what do you think of this lucky anon >>38778607

>>38779016
It's like I can hear an american accent through your post

Northern Lives Matter

why are our people so fucking weird? like seriously, i just had a chat with a builders merchants who was bragging about having 10 water butts in his back garden

>>38778994
a drink is fine, drinking is not

>>38779036
Have you paid your council tax anon?

I'm going Aldi lads.
Anyone want owt?

>>38778955
you're welcome. it sounds a bit naff the headspace app but it is surprisingly good for anxiety. when you're ready i suggest looking into mindfulness too.

>>38779046
We're a retarded island I guess

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>>38778969
Sounds a bit gay 2bh. Not that I mind, I'm a bit gay too.

>>38778742
stop samefagging, his blog is garbage stop mentioning it

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'Man, 51, is arrested over the murder of schoolgirl Charlene Downes 'whose body was chopped up for kebab meat at a seaside takeaway' 14 years ago'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4749600/Man-51-arrested-murder-missing-schoolgirl.html

>>38779101
>whose body was chopped up for kebab meat
what about the bones and organs etc?

>tfw too embarrassed to go to tesco for the cheap cider again. does sainburys have any cheap sht lads. im willing to walk the extra 10 mins.

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>>38779046
water butts are serious stuff

>>38779101
State of her mother. She probably ate her

>>38779116
Yes they do lads.

Asda, Aldi has some cracking cider for cheap too.
Or lidi.

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Been trying to learn f2l and it's so hard. The guy even says at the top of the page 'you should try to do this intuitively'. I tried but I couldn't even do one. Hell I can barely even do the cross intuitively. So I tried to learn the algorithms but there are so many. I've only learnt 1

does anyone know ebins town? if he gets any worse i might go and have a word with his family

i will be shitting myself if i do but i cant do nothing

I bought alcohol for the first time a week ago. It was a gift for someone, and I get the feeling the cashier thought I was a wino

>>38779127
yeah, but really, why the fuck would you have 10? we don't even have enough rain to cover 2

bear in mind this man was down south aswell

>>38779144
Filey. Everyone knows this you dick.

>>38779101
Having your children raped by Pakis and eating human kebabs is quintessentially British

>>38779101
REFUGEES WELCOME!

#NOBORDERS

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>>38779144
already reported him to the a online mental crisis team link his blog

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>>38779081
>mfw I find this gif oddly hot

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>>38779154
man is a prepper i bet wish i could be a prepper

Why are we fucking with ebin again?

>>38779144
Wait, what's going on? Last time I was here he was dying from the fumes of the anti mould stuff.

>>38779200
He has gone full Elliot Rodger.

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>>38779198
he brought a shitty /brit/ raid upon us he betrayed /britfeel/

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>got another mouth ulcer
>wisdom teeth are hurting again
>feel sick
>bones ache
Not in a good state right now lads I think I caught a cold and it's just making me feel shite.

The apocalypse is upon us, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3q2mXDSqRU

>>38779200
he basically said he has been thinking about stabbing his old class mates from school

STOP
TALKING
ABOUT
THEM

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>>38779191
I think feminisation is a fetish that everyone can agree on, even those who are too scared to take a peek out of their closet.

>>38779271
Stop talking about who?

>>38779290
Natalie Mars is literally the only person I've ever spent real money to get porn of. I'm subscribed to her manyvids account and it's so fucking good. What makes her so perfect lads?

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L key isnt working right lads

>>38779300
tripfags
>>38779290
who is the qt

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>>38778615

Hyde?

>>38779312
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
u jelly M boi

>>38779290
I hate his stupid face so much

>>38779328
You copied and pasted those. You didn't type those.
Unlike this L.

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>>38778779

Fellow SAD anon?

August means we're inching closer, but still in the good season now

>>38779306
>paying to watch a man get fucked
you bloody poof

>>38779328
devilish llllllllllllllllllllad made me poo

>>38779306
Looks like the most generic tranny on the planet. Poor taste

>>38779306
Well at least someone pays for the stuff I wank to for free. We couldn't do it without you lad, keep the money coming in to produce this degeneracy.

>>38779319
Natalie Mars.

https://natalie-mars.tumblr.com/

>>38779312
>L key isnt working
>lads
wut?

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>>38779392
>https://natalie-mars.tumblr.com/
the state of it

>>38779392
>guys transgenderism is totes NOT a sex thing you filthy perverts, stop fetishising us for our condition!!!

god I hate trannies
I'd respect them more if they just admitted that their dick made them do it

>>38779421
It's sticking so it keeps not registering when I hit it. Have to push it twice as hard and it's annoying.

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You lads are disgusting

>>38779338
I guess I must have this. I'm literally only happy for a few months in the summer.

>>38779428
feelsgoodman.jpg
i cringed hard

>>38779440
It's inherently a gender thing, you only equate it to be a fetish because the only trans people you know of are internet porn stars.

I've met a few in real life and they're just normal human beings like the rest of us but they just want to look like women just as some people want to have more hair, more muscle, different eyes, etc.

>>38779338
I think I must have the opposite or something.

I'm only happy in winter.

>>38779465
>suck dick to pay off rent

No one is that good at sucking dick, not even me. You can get top quality, real hookers for 1/3 of the price of rent.

>>38779515
think its more of a power tbqh

>had a mini panic attack while fixing the shed roof

ffs lads why am i like this

>>38779546
Here's more power for you

Suck my dick, and I'll give you another week to find the rent you owe me

Win-win

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>>38779546
shitty parents or maybe you got molested in a shed i dunno

Anyone else here taken the peterson pill?
My life is so much better than it used to be, I'm actually comfortable with looking at myself in the mirror again.

I know most of you lot avoid the rest of this board, but take a gander at this
>>38777463#

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>>38779643
no but i do like his advice and give anons at advice

>>38779643
I tidied my room but now it's messy again

>>38779673
try out some of his advice sometime anon, it's surprisingly good
>>38779682
well you better tidy it again

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>>38778577
Posting.

Not doing too bad. Planning on going to sleep soon, given that I was up all night. Hopefully I should wake up at a reasonable time.

Going to finish listening to some metallica first.

>>38779682
well clean it again bucko life isnt easy

all i want is a cute chubby asian girl to sit on my face. then i can die happy

>>38779143

When you have learned 15 or so F2L cases, you'll probably understand what is actually happening and be able to work out the remaining 25 on your own.

I've made a video of two Permutation/PLL cases. The first moves 3 corners around in a cycle, and the 2nd moves 3 edges around in a cycle. Once you've orientated all the top layer pieces, you can solve it using a combination of these two.

https://youtu.be/FYKuHa6FRB8

>>38779682
And so it's like, yeah good luck with that! I mean, come on. How are you going to save your father so that you can slay the dragon in your soul?

>>38779749
What if she farted whilst wanking you off so you climaxed at just the point where the smell was the worst?

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>>38779720
>>38779698
Haha yeah one day

>>38779794
>this is the room of someone who claims to follow peterson's advice
jordy would not be proud lad

>>38779716
qt waifu anon
Sounds like a plan to be honest, after I couldn't sleep again I tried to stay up but ended up going to sleep because of exhaustion anyway
so much for my sleeping pattern
Nice taste in music though anon :)

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>>38779794
nice laptop shit phone and dirty ass room
but heavy weights lad bet ur stronk

tfw no tripfag gf

>>38779822
>qt waifu anon
TY
>I tried to stay up but ended up going to sleep because of exhaustion anyway
This right here. I know this feel.

Fate had us meet as anons, but this feel with make us brothers.

>>38779775
i have a bad sense of smell. also farting kinda turns me on

>>38779877
>feel with make

I meant will*, if it wasn't obvious

>>38779794
at least there's no mould on the walls

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>>38779877
We bear a burden together anon-kun

>>38779882
me too

I bet it's awful in reality though. One of those "fantasy only" things

@38779897
>w12

Of course

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>>38779888
>at least there's no mould on the walls
I dunno, I think this might be

>>38779794
You know its Britain when you see the botleg spotted plates, bowls and other objects from asda

Ebins just made his third blog post of the day, nice to see comeback august is just him whining on his blog all day

>Feel fat today
>Have lost 3lb

hmmm

38779943
No one gives a fuck. Leave that shit to /brit/

NEED a korean gf lads

>>38779943

Just read it myself

> I remember a lot of potentially fucked up borderline sexual stuff but the memories are too vague for me to draw anything from it. I won't admit some of the stuff ever, it serves no purpose.

W-w-what did he mean by this?

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>>38779959
why not 2d anon?
explain yourself

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>>38779877
>>38779822
can't wait to hear from this anon>>38778607

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>>38779943
He smashed his monitor in a rage. The violence is starting.

>>38779968

Because 2D women aren't real

>>38779974
I hope it was because of me telling him to fuck off with his boyfriend.

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>>38779980
t-take that back you fucking heathen

>>38779974

This monitor smashing incident was a while back

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>>38779964
he got bummed

>>38779997

Sorry anon, but a cartoon waifu is not a woman, a gf is a physical being. A dakamura can't keep you as warm as a loving woman's body

>>38779938
kind of looks like a woman's legs and landing strip

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>>38779959
me too laddo

>>38778954
But what about the one in your wardrobe lad?

>>38779757
This is oddly relaxing to watch. Did you slip me some digital morphine Shippy?

>>38779974
Maybe Tilde will be able to calm down his autism rages.

>>38780043

I think I might have, I detected a hint of ASMR in there

I wonder who here has the nicest voice

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>>38780025
stop reminding me anon reEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEE
how the fuck is this not original lads haha 32 seconds muted wew

Just finished work lads.

I have NOTHING to do now.

>>38779991
You are a hero, anon. Had you not been there, he'd probably still be here.

>>38780025
just stuff it with a hot water bottle

fuck's sake lad, there's a way around these things if you use a bit of god-given creativity

>>38780085
We need a line of two for us lot to read.

Today's the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ww24Hcx9Jc

>>38780104
I did some reading for that yank lad's play but I was putting on a voice

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>>38780090
have a kit kat then a wank

>>38780093

You can hold a dakimakura, but a dakimakura can't hold you

>>38780116
>tfw just stuck with my shitty west-midlands accent
Even though my voice is deep my accent makes me sound like an absolute dreg.

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>>38780107
good digits he dies

>>38779794
Coke dealer phone.

>>38780135
i don't know why you northerners don't just learn to speak with a generic southern accent

>>38780167
Because while I don't like my accent I also don't want to sound like a cocksucking queer.

When Ebin published his first blog post of the day, I thought "I hope there is another later on"

When he published his second, I thought, I hope we get a third, although it's probably really pushing it.

No we have that third, all I can think of is "is there any chance of a 4th today?"

Why the fuck do lads fap to feminine teaps?

Why don't you just fuck a real woman?

Or can you not admit that you're just a poof?

>>38780167
I don't know how or I would. My accent is hideous

>>38780201
It's something different, innit?

>>38780201
i want to fuck women and traps
i want to be fucked by a big strong bloke

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>playing ftl
>have an almost completely overpowered ship with full shields, full xp crew and good weapons
>full health with plenty of missiles
>get taken out by some random ship because it instantly takes out my shields and teleports four rockmen into my weapons room
Fucking hell

>>38780201
i don't really consider it gay to like traps, since they look like women

also, i'm attracted to women too

>>38780201
It's fully recognised that the single most popular sexual fantasy for men is futa/shemale/trap. However the vast majority of men are utterly straight and don't want relationships or feel any sexual attraction to masculine figures.
Much like how the single most prevalent fantasy for women is rape, but in reality very, very few women want to be genuinely raped.

Fetishes are a weird thing. My advice is try not to think too much about them and enjoy yourself so long as it's in private, it's consensual and you aren't pushing your fetishes on other people or claiming that it's some kind of 'identity'.

>>38780090
>go to work
>have nothing to do there either

>>38780251
LiteraIIy this. It's the natural order of things

>>38780267
>It's fully recognised that the single most popular sexual fantasy for men is futa/shemale/trap
no

What's for dinner tonight then lads?
>tfw mama's bolognase

>>38780328

Waffle butties (potato waffles)

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>Not a chinese gf

>tfw when cuckqueen fetish
i'll never find a girl whose into it

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Consolidate political power

Always fun checking out the rest of the board

>>38780329

>>38780361
somebody should compile a worse of r9k for when someone demands britfeel be banned

>>38779306

Browsing her tumblr, I don't have a tg fetish but she's defo fit enough to ignore the dick.

Shame about the sounding, that's really not my deal.

>ebins updated his blog

love this gimmick

Poofs OUT
Trannys OUT
Pakis OUT
Prison gays OUT

My car died today lads, need to get another one this weekend. A few Mondeos and Vectras locally, they any good? Petrol only, can't be dealing with diesel shit going wrong

>>38778527
Anyone in the Hull area? Amerilard here, going to be visiting Hull in a few days (after London and Birmingham).

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>>38780400

Just imagine something better than My Twisted World, where you can actually look forward to live running commentary

>>38780420
I hope this is bait. Planning to visit every shithole.

Don't forget Bradford.

>>38780420
>going to be visiting Hull in a few days
Why on earth would you do that?

>>38780328
i've already stuffed myself silly, so no dinner for me tonight

probably eaten 4000 calories today easily

The /goodfellas/ team are looking for writers for the series, so it looks like it's back on.

White girls everywhere are deliriously happy

>>38780430
imagine when ebin snaps but this is england so he's just throwing an autism fit in asda throwing boxes of cornflakes around

>>38780332
I'm always surprised by the mad shit people eat. Waffle sarnies aren't properly mad but they do cross a line.

>>38780438
I'm going to every shithole, it's not bait. Everywhere is a shithole in England, according to everyone, so I'm just doing normal tourist stuff.

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>>38780420
>going to be visiting Hull in a few days
(after London and Birmingham).

>>38780412

Vectras are good, but a bit expensive to run/insurance if you're just looking for a quick stop gap

>>38780420
Don't eat any kebabs, lad. Pakis are not putting little girls they've raped into them

>>38780439
There is literally not a single thing that British people can agree on except that every place you ever say you're going to visit is a shithole.

Even if you get one person to say "this place isn't a shithole" 3 more anglos pop out and go "no it's a shithole"

I get it, you fucking hate your own country, and yes, I'm here to visit the shitholes

>>38780451
Yes but you are going to the shitholes of the shithole.

It's like me going to America and seeing only Detroit and Chicago.

>>38780451

Come to Oxford, we had an American come visit the UK who came to britfeel, and he ended up buying me lunch

>>38780474
I feel the overall consensus is Birmingham and Hull are big shitholes. London is mixed.

>>38780451
Are you a cute trap?

Will you say funny words like "buoy" if we meet up?

>>38780474
London has some stuff worth seeing at least

>>38780420
Not a local but i think hull's alright. Visit the whaling museum.

>>38780451
make sure to visit stoke as well, one of the biggest shitholes in the country.

FUCK ME LADS.

Is anyone /Manchester/ here?

I can't believe what I saw.

I drove into Asda in Pilsworth Bury to get some cigs and milk and there was countless gypsys robbing things from inside.

I drive outside on the road and it's fucking worse than I imagined.
Over 60 caravans have set up an illegal campsite into the pathway on the old Pilsworth cinema area.

Countless more were dragging their caravans into the site with dogs running rampant, kids on scooters everywhere and overweight black eyes pikeys all sat outside shirtless drinking stolen cans from Asda.


How the fuck haven't the police done anything to move the illegal pikey camp?

>>38780489
>>38780500
>>38780479
I am not ONLY seeing that, I am going to Oxford too. Your country is tiny, and you guys think that places are SO FAR AWAY when they're only a couple hours.

Also going to a few other places.

>>38780500
london is okay, i mean it has some nice parts and some rough parts and its own problems, but it's not that bad aside from general huge city problems (high rents and low wages for most jobs), and even birmingham has its nice parts

hull is like 100% a shithole though, it has no redeeming qualities and it's where dreams go to die

>>38780400
>I don't think i'll be watching anime ever again either, totally ruined by ironic weeb culture
Why the fuck is he so concerned with what other people enjoy? Watching anime is probably one of the most solitary things you can do and you don't need to discuss it with anyone. Is this what actual, real autism looks like?

>>38780538
I am really vibing on the aquarium and street museum so I'm going for that.

>>38780529
You get used to a country this size. Somewhere close for you is far away for us. I don't want to spend 4 hours travelling down the country to someplace, you might but not me.

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>>38780528
Jesus christ the reddit spacing is god awful

>>38780528
Did you see a big brindle mastiff type dog? Our Pikeylad might be there. You should have asked

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>>38780577
If you are going all the way up to Hull, if the weather is decent you might as well just go across to the Yorkshire Dales and see some fucking gorgeous countryside.

>>38780587
someone got a warning earlier for being obsessed with reddit, you'll be next

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Cardiffanon will be doing shit on /pol/ in 15 mins

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Just dropped some atomic level spaghetti lads
>at work, speaking to qt work crush in the kitchen
>she's incredibly shy, can barely get a word out of her
>doesn't help that i'm pretty shy too
>actually manage to have a good minute-long conversation this time
>talking about her birthday which was the other day
>"so, are you 23?"
>I knew she was but I thought I'd pretend not to know just to keep the conversation going
>turns round and says "what? when are you free?!"
>realise she misheard me and thought I was asking her on a date
>"oh no, I said are you 23 years old?"
>looks disappointed and goes "o-oh.. yeah...",
>could've been smooth about it and said something like "yeah, and also are you free to hang out?" but I fucked it
>if she does actually like me she probably thought that I'd just rejected her
>mfw
Any possible way I can salvage this? Or would it be fine to pretend it never happened?

>>38780591
Yes and pitbull

>>38780613
why didn't he do it during the daytime when the city centre's busy?

>>38780600
>tfw the rest of england will never be a green a pleasant land again

>>38780600
That's it I'm moving up North. Tired of the fucking South.

Not Hull though

>>38780642
Going through the Yorkshire Dales is one of the only parts of the UK I really enjoy. Anytime I am from a train from Manchester/that side of the UK into Yorkshire, I love the change of countryside that happens to let me know I'm in a good place.

>>38780627
>Any possible way I can salvage this?

No, she hates you, she probably won't even look at you now. OR... she just jumped at the misheard chance of a date and would immediately say "yes!" if you actually asked her.

Which is more probable? Hint: If you say the first you're wrong.

>>38780676
Where you thinking lad?

>>38780686
you should try north wales sometime

>>38780528
How does one get rid of Gypsys?

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>>38780403
Milk Cat 138

I just saw a big fly get caught in a web and the spider wrapped it up. It was buzzing like crazy but now its stopped. Should i free him?

>>38780627
Ask her on a date now lad, where would you want to go? I doubt she would see it as you feeling sorry for her. It was an honest mistake.

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>only thing i enjoy anymore is sleeping
>don't even bother to watch anime or play games or anything
>just sit here and shitpost until it's time for bed
>as soon as i wake up, i can't wait to go to bed again
can't believe i waited 13 billion years to pop into existence for this, lads

Don't sugar coat it, what is the honest chance of Ebin making a 4th blogpost today? I'm really craving another hit

>>38780718

got an empty match box? keep a pet fly for yourself anon, i had mine for 2 days before it died

>>38780735
Go for a walk lad. Walking makes me feel really good afterwards, it's also good exercise and you get that vitamin D.

>>38780706
Might have to once I get a car sorted out.

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pick a random post in the next thread and say "hi, Saku"

>>38779081
tomato source

Need a bf in warwickshire, add me on steam

>>38780780
Meet you in the services lad.

>>38780627
>are you feee next week?

Text her. Or facebook.
Boom.

It's not fucking hard.

>>38780792

You can fuck right off, Warwick Services are reserved for me and SS Anon to have a coffee in the costa

>>38780759
that's not a bad idea, i need to pick up some booze anyway

>>38778825
>Grantham
Oh shit I work there. It seems like a shit place, but if you're still here say hi desu.

What's worth seeing in England? Stonehenge?

>>38780762
go in spring when all the lambs are bouncing about

Watched walking with dinosaurs yesterday while I was high and I've got a brand new perspective on dinosaurs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-40643461

howling at this

>>38780690
Even if she does like me she'd probably say no because she's too shy to go through with it... or something? I don't fucking know, maybe you're right
>>38780723
Tbqh I've gotten to the stage where I don't even want a gf and am even developing slight intimacy issues because I'm that worried about rejection. It's some hedgehog's dilemma type shit or something.

Yeah it was an honest mistake but I dealt with it too coldly while in my head I was practically screaming YES, YES PLEASE
>>38780801
>It's not fucking hard.
Get Mr Dating Master over here! If getting a gf isn't hard then why are you still here on this board?

>>38780818
my arse, come round, it's a real specticle

>>38780818

The check in desk for your return flight, now fuck off yank

>>38780831
Don't act like queers in public. It's not hard. Literally never had any trouble when out with my BF, because we just act like normal people

>>38780744
What did you do with it? I'd probably get bored of it. Thanks anyway, i'll leave it for mr spider.

>>38780831
>beaten for being gay
>in Brighton

>>38780811
Not any more they're not. He can join us but its our turf now mate.

>>38780833
Because I'm married you faggot.

Everyone listen to this song right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU4VuN9EW9U

>>38780897
and why should we?

Howling at the thought of two faggots from /britfeel/ having to keep their head down from the paki gangs.

come back a day later and you are STILL obsessing over tripfags and STILL terrified of /brit/. sad!

>>38780921
Explain lad

I've been in Spain for a few days.

>>38780894
I'm guessing she's a munter or mail order, else you wouldn't be here.

>>38780894
>>38780933
I thought the married cucks went to leddit

>>38780922
Ebin and tilde fucked off to /brit/ for a day and posters were still linking all of their posts here and talking about them. We will never be free from catty attention whores fighting each other.

>>38780897

Normally I like a bit of noughties pop toss, but that's shit.

>>38780933

I'm also married, she's seventeen years younger than me, a seven-ish and I met her at U while I was doing my Masters.

Forget about the others for a moment

How will the Ebin saga end?

>>38780970
Going to Len's workplace to kill him but doing a terrible job, and eventual suicide in prison

>>38780963

Hey 47yo anon

fuck lads what's that movie, theres this guy and he fucking goes some other place or whatever with a few people then they're in like the desert and it's got weird shit in it like bridges buried in sand and shit, then they find a fucking prism crystal shit and theres a lizard guy inside it who try to get the protagonist to help him
the land something or like the something time or some shit help please feels like my heads gunna pop

>>38780933
No, I met her at university.

We're not all edgy pricks like you.

Do you honestly think that it's mandatory to not have a partner in order to use this website?

An hero.

>>38780970
Suicide in his mould hive once he realises that even though his mould has dominated the planet's surface, he still isn't happy.

so clue me in: has ebin renounced homosexuality? he seems like a nice lad who needs a bf

>>38780839
I'm Welsh actually ahmed

i thought we had more time

>>38780996
land of the lost?

>>38780970
stabbed by a paki

Get in lads

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1MnGnmbvYnkKO

>>38781011
fucking thank you so much anon seriously man

>>38780991
>Ebin becomes a real prision gay before the waifuposters
Kino

>>38780815
oh shit i was born there

>>38780993

Greetings and salutations anon.

>>38781005
>I have become extremely homophobic and am completely getting over my gay/bisexual thoughts. I find them all repulsive, I looked at pictures from Liverpool pride yesterday and it filled me with a lot of anger and vitriol. It is purely disgusting and nothing else

>>38780991
Honestly worried about what ebin might do to len, he seems obsessed and I think he threatened to dox him yesterday when arguing to someone unrelated

>>38781057

Imagine ebin making a post with the same script as this, just replace a few words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zExDivIW4FM

>>38781005

Contrary to common opinion, gays have SOME standards.

>>38781048

I hope he doesn't move out, other wise we'll have Dennis Neilson 2.0 on our hands.

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>some anons ITT actually have gfs and wives
>some even have kids
Fucking burn this general to the ground, even britfeel isn't fucking safe from normies

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>>38780528
Got people who live just up the road from that
>m
>f
>w

>>38781084

Britfeel is for normies, you're the outsider, maybe /brit/ is more to your taste

lmagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're Ebin.

You're bored, as usual, posting about normies and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other anons. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours posting mindless drivel about people who have boyfriends, or a social life or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a smegma infested phimosis cock between your legs that you use as a conversational point

And then you see men, over in some corner of r9k, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy into empathising with their fellow posters and building a community. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for achievements. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're Ebin

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>>38780715
surprise surprise 63

ebin pasta is absolute drivel

>>38781025
how is this possible? what techno magicry is at play?

>>38781165
Wow this is shockingly accurate

>>38781181
Find a single flaw in it

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>Ebin has been doing stuff for hours
>He hasn't been posting about it
>He hasn't been bloggin about it for 70 minutes

What has ebin been doing these past 70 minutes?

I fucking crave an ebin style big brother

>>38781195
>>Ebin has been doing stuff for hours
Has he fuck

>>38781195
Day wun of ebin's august comeback

He's dun fuck all but post on britfeel and obsess ovah normies

>>38781191
Wanna know the fun part?

It's a pasta originally about women. All I did was edit a couple of things out, and add Ebin and it still works just as well

That is how worthless he is.

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What if all the tripfags left brit/feel/ and we never realised because other anons still pretend to be them just to stir up shit?

>open britfeel
>half the posts are about Ebin
>leave britfeel
SORT IT OUT

>>38781080
>implying there's anything wrong with killing a flag waving faggot and watching TV with him
>implying there's anything wrong with holding a conversation with a corpse

>>38781048
Pride is a propagandists pozz-box and not representative of normal gays desu

>>38781084

/britfeel/ is normie, but friendly to basement dwelling molluscs.

>>38781165
why does ebin get so much hate, he's a good lad really

>>38781286
>friendly

try telling that to ebin

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>>38781165


Haven't seen this used in a good while.

>>38781284
>normal gays
there's nothing normal about them

>>38781299
He is a utter bellend who was bragging about how much he has ruined /britfeel/

>>38781300

I've just told everyone.

>>38781310
I've only ever met one gay person who acts like the retards at those pride parades, the rest of us just get on with our lives.

Stop
Talking
About
Them

Grr

>>38781234
Is the !! in their trips significant?