>2017 >Doesnt smoke cigarettes Are you bullied, mentally

>i simply don't find them worthy of wasting 5 mins on
this enough of an answer for you?

Keep trying to validate your addiction, retard, but remember some of us aren't as weak willed.

I socially smoke and people give me shit for that because its tobacco, where the fuck are you?

>>39600972
>Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or perhaps both?
Both
>And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
And I want to have a high quality of life. Smoking increases the risk of pulmonary cancers which will reduce my ability to live a nice life. I don't care about living long.
>It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
Ok, thanks for the false information.
>Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
I don't know, maybe the addiction you said you don't get you fucking cunt.

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> 2017
No "no smoking

Are you having trouble, mental disabilities, or both?

> B - But it will kill you

What? Is Life Life-long Life?

> It's addiction!

No, as long as you are younger, you can improve smoking

>It is ... it is finished!

You were called to buy a bag every day, a hammer that was slowly dirty

>>39600972
Funny how when normies catch you smoking they're all like,
>"You shouldn't smoke, smoking bad for you"

Oh fucking really, is it? The other 5 million times I heard that didn't register...but since you've said it...

You're the god damn Finn from pol, right?

>>39600972
Im sick of stinking after a durry

>>39600972
>It's not enjoyable at all and I'm not enough of a child to do something I dislike and gain no benefit from because someone memetexts on a virginal taiwanese cave painting imageboard
Try to make a meme counter argument to this, white trash.

>>39600972
Why do you keep making this dumb thread?

>>39600972
>2017
>has to post this shitty smoking general thread everyday to validate his addiction
>throwing away years of his life over something completely mundane and optional
>bragging about not being addicted like a retard brags about being accident-free on a motorcycle
>justifies spending his life in the rat race by saying he buys stupid crap "in moderation"

>>39600972
THIS IS STILL GETTING POSTEDD??

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>>39600972
rookiposting is best posting

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>>39601090
u mad, manchild ? vely original

Why smoke cigarettes when I can take acid instead?

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Why are people replying to this pasta? Is 4chan so full of newfags they've never seen it before?

Smoking is the only activity I enjoy doing with other people. I don't do it alone.

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>>39600980
>>39600993
>>39601003
>>39601040
>>39601046
>>39601079
I have understood that the majority of you, dear robots, are in fact such wimps that you have not even dared to taste a cigarette. During recess you stand half outside the circle, with your hands in your pockets and head frozen in fear like a sheep surrounded by wolves. Occasionally you check your phone as if a girl had messaged you. Hah.

On top of that you come here every night crying about how you can't get a girlfriend. Has it never occurred to you that the problem might your smokelessness? I don't even want to fuck with you pieces of human trash, only to explain how pathetic it is to miss out on the best years of your life for the sake of a few pennies a day. Smoking cigarettes is cheaper than the hooker who will take your virginity.

Smokers are cheaper for the state than non-smokers. Cancer treatment is cheaper than the specialist treatments and endless surgeries received by 90-year-olds. Cancer kills at a young age, leaving no need to pay for dozens of years worth of insurance. Smokers are heroes and the state should encourage everyone to begin smoking.

I actually had to quit smoking because of the amount of pussy I received became too much for my sexual virility. Even my wife lost her nerves when the balcony door was constantly being battered by teenage girls with desires to suck my cock. The situation was reminiscent of a zombie invasion, but instead of brains the girls were shouting "Cock! Cock!" The funniest part is that I live on the sixth floor so the girls indeed climbed the rain gutter straight to our balcony. Now that I've gotten rid of cigarettes I only get pussy a couple of times a week and my life is considerably easier.

My face when I smoke Camel. Fucking pussies, smoking is one of the greatest pleasures in life and an excellent stress reliever. I've been smoking for six years and received no medical drawbacks. Smoking is alpha as fuck and it proves that you're no coward.

>>39601210
>"alpha"
you're posting on fucking /r9k/, nigger
you are probably no more than a weakling NEET which gets asspounded by his own father.

>>39600972
I have tasted cigarettes few times.
All it did was make me cough 20 mins.

No high. No calming. Nothing. Just blowing smoke.

Boring, pointless, cancerous and expensive all at the same time.

Can somebody explain to me why do people do it? My mother smokes constantly and I've asked her 20 times what the hell does it make her feel? She still can't explain.

I legitimately don't get it.

>>39600972
I'm visiting my family and my Chad brother would beat me to death if he would see smoking. Though I'm going back home this month so I will definitely please your tobacco corporation shill desires

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>this thread again
Come on, at this point even /s4s/ is more original than /r9k/.

>>39600972

What's next? Threads pressuring some robot to get into heroin? Prostitution? Murdering someone? What is the point of all this?

>>39601893
at this point appearing to be a hidden interest pushing a dark agenda is a meme

its not gonna stop for a long time

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>>39600972
I do not smoke, but I enjoy snus from time to time
>my poison of choice

>he keeps shilling his smelly cancer sticks

fuck off you unoriginal faggot

Smoked for 10 years.

Switched to the vape meme after my aunt died an agonizing death of lung cancer. Haven't looked back.

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Fucking love these threads. No idea if OP is serious or not but it makes me laugh every time.

>>39602462
ARE YOU FUCKING BULLIED?

>>39602462
Underage fag, kys originally

>>39601210
>an excellent stress reliever
I mean, if you're stressed because you're heavily addicted and haven't had one in a while I guess that's technically true. It's not in any other circumstance, though.

How about,
>it reduces stamina and lung capacity!! and makes you wake up in coughing fits throughout the night!!

i smoke and your post still makes you look like a faggot
>hurr durr why aren't you doing X are you dumb DURR

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>>39600972
There are actually real drugs that are better less harmful and less addicting than cigarettes. LSD, DMT, Schrooms, Weed and pure molly actually have something to them. Cigs smell like death boredom and depression.

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>>39602374
>>39602639
>>39602912
>>39603287
MANCHILDREN
MAN THE FUCK UP

*inhales*

NO TALKIE BEFORE SMOKIE

>>39600972
you are oficially retarded and stupid, first tobacco is hella expensive, second after a while you can't breathe becase lungs are full of shit and third tobacco isn't enjoyable because the pleasure one gets from it isn't more of a nicotine fix that's all.

former smoker here, tobacco sucks.