>Daddy, who's Jack? And why do you always talk about

>>34024432
It's CHAD, not Jack, you fucking retarded slut. Goddamn future roastie can't leave me to my futanari porn for a second.

*Punts you across the room*

>>34024432
Who makes these threads and to what end?

You'll understand some day, sweetie. Now go back to your room and let daddy polish off this bottle of Jack.

how many kids don't understand the concept of masturbation
BUT
understand using the term 'offing' to mean kill

>>34025299
I didn't know any of that until I was at least fourteen.

But the internet we had back then was too new and too shit, so we had to wait until the middle school sex ed classes.

>>34024432
This post makes no sense. What could he have possibly said that would get this response?
>I'm going to jack off
>I'm jacking off
>I jacked off
???????????????????????