>be me >slow internet >like 1mbs >shared between

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>be me
>slow internet
>like 1mbs
>shared between me and my brother and dad
>bro is kind of cool but downloads so much porn
>like saw him running 20 torrents at once
>has no concept this makes the internet slow or just doesnt care because porn addiction
>this is killing my internet so i throttle him with net limiter and stick it in his windows folder so he never finds out
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>have an idea
>slow the fuck out of my dads internet
>make it wildly inconsistant
>he upgrades to 60mbs
>make it slightly better but still limit it
>explain router isnt able to keep up (it was)
>gets new gigabyte gaming router shit
>with qos and everything
>tell him might as well use the 200mbs since it will keep up and its only a little more (i bullshited so hard here)
>gets 200mbs
>cap family at 8mbs
>all that mbs
>all mine
>all for free
>im going to hell
feelsgoodman