>tfw clingy gf there is no better feel

>>34024198
Give it 4 months

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Starting to get real tired of you normies.GET OUT

>>34024211
it's been 6 already

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>>34024198
>NORMIN SCUM
Fuck off this is now a BLOBO thread

>>34024231
i bet i've been here longer. you get out newfag

>>34024198
>there is no better feel
Until you break up as cleanly as possible and she still acts like you wronged her horribly.

>>34024198
text her "he's busy"

She's probably fucked at least 10 other guys by now lol

>>34024260
>Hey guys im just like you
>Dont mind the fact that i can totally attract females and engage intimately with one

Seriously leave norman this aint the board for you.

>>34024198
OP are you underage? 'Cause everyone I've met is emotionally dead inside by 18.

>>34024282
i dont think i ever want to break up with her, not unless she cheats on me or turns into a bitch, if i leave her it's not going to be unless i have no problem never speaking to her again and that will only be if she wronged me horribly so, shit i even took her virginity

Friendly reminder that ops girlfriend is most likely a landwhale. For some reason its always really easy to picture stranger's gfs as hot

>>34024325
>>34024339
i'm 24, overweight, NEET, high school drop out, best friend in high school died in a car wreck when i was 16 which was the reason i dropped out, havent ever had a job for longer than a month, currently have an infected wisdom tooth that has causing me pain since 2013, cant get it taken out because no money and im not on insurance, mother put me out on the streets when i was 18, (she was an alcoholic who let my stepdad beat the fuck out of me) had to sleep in a homeless for a week until my actual dad who i live with now could pick me up.
this is my first gf i've ever had also

if anything i am the ultimate robot

>>34024198
I don't think I'd like this, knowing that I don't deserve or warrant that level of devotion and love. It'd just make me feel uncomfortable honestly.

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>>34024325
also i've been coming here since 2008, i'm literally a part of this board the same way that bootstrap bill is a part of the dutchman. i couldn't leave if i wanted to

>>34024462
Followup: Is she underage?

>>34024198
so you get your dick sucked daily right? cause fi not you're fucking up

>>34024531
she's 19 and a medical student. pretty much a robot herself but i would never tell her about this place

>>34024601
tell us how you met her when you are a neet loser like you describe yourself cyborg

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>>34024601
Congrats then. Maybe things can get better.

>>34024462
>NEET
>has clingy gf
>not currently with clingy gf
The fuck?
The best thing about being NEET is that you can cuddle with your gf/bf literally 24/7.

>>34024529
I've been here longer and I agree 100%.

Part of the crew, part of the shitpost

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>>34024198
Yeah, It went for two years for me, then she became a fucking cunt whore when she did'nt needed me anymore

Leave her fast

>>34024601
You know medical students are the superchads right? Doctors and Surgeon chads? Holy shit bro. I'm sorry for your loss already.

>>34024626
i ended up meeting her through my brothers girlfriend who he brought over one night to my garage to have a smoke session. i asked about her to my brother and he gave me her facebook

>>34024601
19 is too young, it wont last.
do you guys live together? thats how you can 100% tell wether its strong enough relationship to make it through. im almost a year with my neet girlfriend, and i can already tell shes already moving on. make sure not to get caught cheating cuz itll never be the same
no matter how bomb the d is.

>>34024462
>this asshole has all this working against him
>he still has a gf and you don't
>thinks he's a robot

You're not a robot. You're just a failed normalfag.

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>>34024462
>"ultimate robot"
>has a gf
I guess I've ascended this plane of robo reality then.

>>34024759
she's never been in love with a guy, had like one boyfriend that lasted like a week because she wasnt even attracted to him. she used to think she was asexual before she met me. i've shit tested her a lot as well to make sure she isnt fucking around. i've made fake facebooks with attractive men as profile pictures and added her and she immediately blocks them

>>34024462
Failed normie at best you have a girlfriend nigger.Thats something most of us couldnt have even in our dreams

>>34024462
>has gf
>claims to be the ultimate robot

>>34024781
there's not much a difference. either way i come here out of habit just like you

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>>34024809
>Tfw you ascend to the next dimension of autism

>>34024818
yeah thats nice, but shes 19 man. in school too, my friend. there's always gonna be boys around her, her whole life. thats why its a game with relationships. girls can cuck guys and guys can cuck girls. if it falls through, shes not gonna have trouble finding a boy wanting to nut. lets hope ur dick game strong, and u dont cause anything to make her act petty. if its one thing i know is that petty people know how to fuck up something nice.

>>34024601
see >>34024676

My ex was a robot too and was clingy af, but became a normie fuck and left me for a Chad

>>34024887
Not autistic, just not a chad so females treat me like i'm invisible, just like every other robot on here.

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>>34024888
if it falls through i'll just be back here shitposting like the rest of you.

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>>34024942
you dont make yourself known, girls not gonna walk up to some brooding, bad posture robo. u gotta say hello, and smile and make people aware of your existence. if they arent interested fuck em. there will always be that one cute girl that will notice your autism, and enjoy it.

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>>34024954
and we'll welcome u with open arms. just dont forget ur ig oat when u come back patrolling

>>34024976
So basically you are telling him..

>If you want a girl dont be a robot
>While saying this to a robot

Do you think we choose to be the way we are?Has it occurred to you that we tried your cliche tips before?

>>34024198
>there is no better feel
first girlfriend eh? just wait. you'll get sick of her shit then begin to dodge all future clingy girls as potential gfs.

>>34024325
you realize this board was never designed to be a haven for incels and failures? you're obviously a newfag

>>34024462
lol whats up with normies thinking they are robots simply because they are total losers? You're just like all the other normies who dropped out of school

>>34025041
the only thing u gotta do is smile at people and listen to their shit. we're all humans with shitty problems. girls like it when guys actually give a damn, and dont look like rapists. can you do that anon? is that possible? cuz u dont have to enter any group or become sociable. just be a normal functioning man that knows how to be respectable and youre in boi. just remember that all women are whores.

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>>34025072
>I cant refute his argument
>Let me call him a newfag instead

Looks like most /r9k/ disagrees with your assessment just take a look at this thread

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>>34024976
unfortunately the whole "put yourself out there" advice doesn't work, if it did I wouldn't be on this board.
I've put myself out there numerous times, never works. They just seem to avoid me like the plague.

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>>34025072
lol exactly

here is me by the way. you can probably tell why i cant keep a job

>>34025107

You haven't made an argument, but that anon blew you the fuck out anyway.

Objectively, you are a new faggot piece of shit if you think this board is for losers.

You don't belong here any more or less than anyone else. Learn to share or fuck off.

>>34025108
just carry on with your life, man. im not telling you to put yourself out there. this is kinda my version of the bee urself advice. my advice is just continue with ur life. just be respectable. women will flock, because this world is full of em. trust my man, its that simple. we're all humans that have to wake up in the morning and shit from our assholes. no different from any other faggot.

>>34025107
he did refute your argument though, this isn't "your board"

>>34024976
>there will always be that one cute girl that will notice your autism, and enjoy it.
Life isn't a fucking hollywood movie, you retard

>>34025107
>Looks like most /r9k/ disagrees with your assessment just take a look at this thread

So you admit that you were never around when r9k was first introduced. Great. Now get the fuck out newfag. It doesn't matter what the other omega male twerps think, this board was never designed for them.

>>34025105
Doesnt apply if
>Your a manlet
>Too skinny or too fat
>No money
>Autistic levels of social skills
>Ugly

it doesnt matter if you are prince charming these inherit traits will fuck you over no matter the situation.

>>34025127
>tfw this is the same look my NEET bf has

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>>34025157
>world is full of women
Unfortunately, men outnumber women by a pretty good amount until they hit ~60 years old.

>>34025197
those definitely make it much harder. i don't think anyone is denying they are tough disadvantages, but obviously it's not impossible to overcome.

>>34025148
Normies like you shoukd fuck off how maby boards do you guys have for yourselves?let the outcasts post in peace

>>34025234
fuck off to wizardchan where you belong

>>34025176
No, its simpler you autismo.
Humans are easy to understand.
Imagine if some random person, doesnt matter who they are, just starts talking to you and being friendly. will you like this person? just a normal chill person that smiles at you and initiates small talk. you obviously will because that human is taking their time to talk to you about pleasantries. why would you dislike this person. thats the kind of guy u wanna be. respectable and nice. girls like that. all the chady big dick talk comes when u wanna keep the girl for a very long time. but thats another story.

>>34025253
>haha chyeah /r9k/ check it
>I finally got a gf so I understand all human interaction and im basically a pro at life now
>even though im only 19

I fucking hate failed normies like you

>>34025247
Proof positive that the normie takeover is real.I miss newyears.. the one day of peace away from you scum

>>34025210
Yes, thats true. But not all women are called for, plus all women are sluts who cant keep one man. do you think once a girl is called for by a man, shes his forever? thats why women are known as thots, because thats not the case. i dont like to go on in women hate shit, but women like a decent man by the time theyre in their late 20s, because a lot of the dicks that enter their orifices are dead beats, and having a nice lifestyle is more important than getting ur pussy bruised by a buncha cocks.

>>34025296
that's not OP you're replying to, i'm OP and i'm 24 and my gf is 19, put on your reading glasses you fucking dimwit

>>34025308
why is someone automatically scum for being normie, and why do you think it is a rational assessment?

>>34025319
>haha chyeah /r9k/ check it
>I finally got a gf so I understand all human interaction and im basically a pro at life now
>even though im only 24

wow

really made me think

>>34025168
This board is for robots faggot not failed normies.This shit is more appropriate in /soc/ or /adv/

>>34024198
I've had a gf like this and it wasn't very good. I still really like her as a person but I had to break it off because she would dump all of her problems on me every day but didn't want to go to therapy.

>>34025107
>most of /r9k/ disagrees

tyranny of the majority, at one time most people voted for slavery

stop oppressing me

>>34025296
No, im a different guy. i was telling this boi that girl gonna leave his ass.
im almost 23 and live with my neet girl for a year, before that i was chadding with tinder sluts for 2 years. people are just shit man, thats the message im trying to convey. people are simple because we all require some sort of attention to make ourselves feel better about the short life we live. its easy to weasel your way into that. acting as if its hard to manipulate some bitch to fuck, like cmon man

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>>34025316
I don't want a used up roastie slut, sorry. I'd rather die virgin then go down that route lmao.

>>34025308
i've been coming to this board for years before bottle pissing manchildren decided to claim it, if anything its you disgusting frogposters who took it from us, and i'm glad you're losing it

>>34024875
>there's not much a difference.

t. norman

>>34025364
>dude it aint hard to manipulate some bitch to fucc c'mon man haha chyeah brah
>oh btw I have a perfect special snowflake qt NEET /r9k/ gf who's been living in the cage under my bed for a year now

really made me think

>>34025370
thats a shame, cuz pure virgins stay within anime only. all girls are curious about bumping bellies with another man that interests them.

>>34024462

None of this shit has anything to do with being a robot you fucking retard. The only criteria is a failed and stunted personality, which is why there are robots like me who come from a rich family and had every opportunity and advantage, yet are broken individuals/29 year old virgin.

If you're capable of getting a GF you're not a robot.

>>34025334
go ahead and quote the post where i said any of that, go ahead i'll wait

>>34025335

/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
hmm i dont see that anywhere here

sorry

>>34025394
chyeah brah.

>>34025427
>go ahead and quote the post where i said any of that, go ahead i'll wait
It's called paraphrasing, Chad. You've been posting this thread/these posts for the past week now, just trying to humblebrag ("humble"brag) about how you've got a gf now.

>>34025432
natch

>>34025427
>Hes not aware of board culture

Yet im the newfag..

>>34024198
are some woman really like this or does she have a mental disorder or something like this?
those conversations are really sweet

>>34025532
>You've been posting this thread/these posts for the past week now

this is literally the first thread i've posted about it, eat shit

>>34025333
Normies torment us for being weird fuck em.

>>34025551
It's not, you made a couple posts and posted text screenshots a couple days ago about your "clingy gf" and how you feel like you've accomplished something by getting one

I'd post proof from the archive but by your little "eat shit" normiequip I can tell you're already getting nervous that I have your number pegged, kek

>>34025544
clearly you're not aware of board culture if you think this board was meant for misanthropic bottle pissers. posters like you are the reason this board is dying, because every single thread is a regurgitation of
>a bloo bloo tfw no gf fucking normies

that "culture" started around 2011 and is dying out thanks to you beating that horse to death. you reap what you sow

>>34025545
OP is probably underage, no adult woman talks like that

>>34025178
Yeah and just ignore the fact that you got called out on your shit.

You are a failed normie not a robot learn the difference

>>34025582
go ahead and post proof if you have it, i would really love to see

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>>34024198
It sucks you dumb cunt.

What you have is overly affectionate.

>>34025623
>haha chyeah guys check it, I got a clingy gf
>>shut up cuck, you've been bragging about it for days now
>w-what no, you can't prove that post your proof oh no my actions have consequences and nothing's deleted on the internet? haha chyeah no way brah, natch

chyeah

>>34025629
how do you find an overly affectionate girl?

>>34025600
Robot and incel are synonymous.Always has been pre meme explosion.

GF is something only a person with a fully functional cognitive function and moderate good looks can achieve.

Two things robots lack

>>34025316
Really the only cock that's important is a American soldier or a chad.

Everyone else is used for bux this includes orbiters friendzoned guys. And guy friends with crushes

>>34025234

Create your own outcast board then. Stop trying to force your way into having this one.

>>34025605
this guy has a handwritten list of rules on what is required to be a robot. sad lives

>>34025668
>Stop trying to force your way into having this one.
oh the fucking irony

normalfaggots really do love the whole "do as we say, not as we do" nu-logic, don't they

>>34025308

This has always been a board for normal people. Your kind were invited here to post silly green text stories, but this will never be your board. If you weren't so horrendously new you'd understand this.

>>34025695
>This has always been a board for normal people.
Prove it.

>>34025649
if you don't stop typing like that i'm going to assume you have autism. the burden of proof lies upon you friend

>>34025668
>Create your own outcast board then.
We are both already in it, dont tell me that you actually think/r9k/ is a board for a fully function human beings who are capable of maintaining social contact?

You fags got /b/ already

>>34025662
Yes, but that has nothing to do with robos getting themselves known. The big dick stuff happens when the girl is courted. nobody is gonna go up to some girl and be like huhuhuh i got a big peep peep wanna see, unless the girl is a turbo thot, your ass is gonna get sued.

>>34025676
Yes im pathetic thanks for telling me something i dont know

>>34025722
>I was presented a clingy gf on a silver platter
>now please, spoonfeed me information

wow, you chads really are entitled little brats aren't you

>>34025732

>dont tell me that you actually think/r9k/ is a board for a fully function human beings who are capable of maintaining social contact?


/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.


well since there's nothing about it in the rules it's safe to assume people like you just came in and took over and now you're mad that the same exact thing is happening to you

>>34025688

This board has never been yours. Your like one of those shitty parasite animals that steal other animals nests.

What sort of complete and utter cunt comes to a place, gets offered a chance to share, and instead tries to claim they're the only people allowed to be there?

Fuck you.

>>34025695
It never has been.Tryharding like an oldfag and pretending you know anything about this boards culture is laughable.

You fags have been called out your time is over

>>34025779
until you can prove what you claim nobody is believing you and you've been full damage control for the last 3 posts. it's time to stop

>I'd post proof from the archive but by your little "eat shit" normiequip I can tell you're already getting nervous that I have your number pegged, kek


you were such a smug asshole a few posts ago, what happened?

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>>34024198
>there is no better feel

A possessive domme gf. All the clingy with none of the needy.

>>34025714

Read the stickies, you incomprehensible retard. Do you really think that all the people who tell you worthless new faggot scum that this board is for anyone are all just collectively making it up?

>>34025794
At best you should move to /soc/ with the other attention whores.

>>34025794
Normies already have 80% of the internet to themselves.This board was always for the rejects of society.Now the safe space is under seige of failed normans like OP

>>34025803
OP here, i've been here since r9k's culture consisted of people who identified as "gentlemen" and talking about relationship advice was openly accepted, it was you bottling pissing autists that ruined this board. get over yourself and accept it

>>34025732

r9k is an OC board for anyone to post in. If you want a strictly robot board, then create one of your own specifically for that purpose. Getting really fucking tired of your shit now, cunt.

>>34025855
bottle pissing*

Why do people not like clingy gfs?

Oh maaan...my gf is caring about me again...my normie life is so hard.. :''(((

>>34025825

/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.

>>34025844
/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.


this isnt a hookup thread, rate me thread or an advice thread so suck an entire DICK

>>34025803

Thanks for objectively proving how new you are. Fuck you.

>>34025844

I'm not the piece of shit here begging for attention. You people suck so much you'll invent a fantasy in which this board is yours then argue with genuine veterans about how they need to leave. Fuck you.

>>34025852

This board has never been a haven for you. Fuck you.

>Oh man i have a girlfriend that loves me
>Im just like you guys trust me im well kept with all the latest memes
>Im not humble bragging though i just had to share this to outcasts who cant have gfs for the life of them

You made a shit thread OP live with it

>>34025955
i can tell it's you again by the fact that you're posting three greentexted lines of autism. i didnt even bother reading the whole thing this time. just fuck off, you've lost, and you're just keeping this "shit" thread on the first page with bumps at this point and making me laugh

Congrats on the GF OP. Keep making threads about her, it's a great way to drive out these frogposting retards.

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>>34025919
>acts like a giant niggerfaggot
>akshually I'm not breaking the rules

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>>34026021
i think i will. it's 2017, this board needs to fucking change

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>>34025940
>muh clingy gf IN THE MAIN POST
>not attention-whoring guys

INB4 just trolling XDDDDD

>>34026034
>has no argument
>resorts to 16 year old insults like nigger and faggot

>>34026043
That would imply this board was normie territory to begin with.You aint gonna do shit

>>34026067
>tfw no gf in every thread on r9k
>not attention whoring

you are a fucking hypocrite

>>34025995
Take this shit to /b/ or /soc/ we have enough attention whoring from those "fembot" threads we dont need more

>>34026075
were not arguing that you can't post here autist.... were arguing that you shouldn't, because your thread is trash.

>>34026076
i think from now on i'm going to make at least one thread a day about it. and every thread is going to get hundreds of replies filled with raging autists, just like this thread

>>34026096
did I post those threads? then why am I a hypocrite?

>they started it

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>>34024198
My current GF get so wet for me. Like ridiculously wet. Wants to fuck all the time too. I'm 30, so I dont have the energy anymore to go like 3 times a day.

Pic related

>>34026097
make me :^)
oh wait, you're not a mod? and i'm not breaking the rules? guess you just have to be mad about it then. just like this guy below me
>>34026114

>>34026114

>>34026134
The pig oats shit is more entertaining than some random nigger bragging about his life.

You be lucky if you dont get banned by then

>>34026067

PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER (YOU)! - the post

>>34026140
either way, no rules are being broken here so you can complain all you want but there's literally nothing you can do

>>34026141
she's got a nice body. how old is she?

>>34024198
>there is no better feel
Having a clingy, crazy gf.
Whoever said "don't stick your dick in crazy" has never stuck their dick in crazy.

>>34026141
I think I've seen this guy in /fit/ 'mirin threads

Dude needs to get his gyno under control but otherwise he's making good progress.

>>34026219
How the hell do you expect us to know better.Do you know where you are?

>>34025651
Be fatherly

>>34026219
i'm pretty crazy myself by normal peoples standards, i think if i got a crazy gf it would just be an explosive shitmess

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>>34025629
>unironically being named Randall

>>34026211
26 and tight as fuck

>>34026257
How to be father if weak beta with no father influence?

>>34026291
looks good for 26 too. definitely would

>>34026141
How can you people get gf what did you do?

>>34026360
Bee yourself my friend :)
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>>34024462
>had to sleep in a homeless
Did you cut him open like a tauntan and sleep inside?

>>34026360
Just talk to them.

Also be fit. Like me.

>>34026392
If bee yourself is how middle age man and op got gf then they are merely cyborgs who got lucky.

Whats tips for robot?

>>34026305
Guess you don't have what it takes.

>>34026360
it helps to not spend all of your time shitposting here. you need to put yourself out there. use social media and find someone nearby, if you fail, try again, rinse and repeat until you have gf. even some of the hottest guys have been rejected by women because women are cunts

>>34026415
thanks for noticing that. i saw it immediately when i typed it and was hoping someone would. reminds me of that post where someone said they cracked open a bear

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>>34026286
>tfw named chet

>>34026360
Pretend to be Chad

It's literally the only way. Like anime? Never, ever, ever talk about it. Like video games? Never talk about it. Like anything other than stuff that would impress roasties? Never talk about it.

>>34026454
I did this women dont think im tall enough, too weird looking whatever tgat means.

I tried lifting too shitposting here just helps calm down the stress.I learned to live life alone

>>34025940
Man, maybe you are enough of a loser to be here, bragging about being a "4chan veteran"

>>34026497
OP here, my gf watches anime and plays video games with me. if you don't have similar interests its not going to last

>>34026505
then you're going after the wrong women. i know a girl who is practically model tier who doesnt height discriminate at all

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>>34026497
I have no stantards dude its not like im aiming for 10/10 i took normies advice and still no progresd.you guys just dont understand that some if us are beyong saving.

When an ugly becky makes fun of you you know you are fucked...

>>34026603
i was doing community service at a salvation army and saw this really sweat fat dude with fat just drooping off of every part of him and he was with this petite, skinny, pale goth cutie who i would have fucked for a week straight. just dont give up because life will surprise you

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>>34026640
>just dont give up because life will surprise you

Is my life that big of a joke?im tired of the fantasy land dreams man.

If chad is not enough for most women how the hell will i be?

>>34026736
>If chad is not enough for most women how the hell will i be?

you aren't going to be dating most women, just one. you have to find the one. she does exist, and she's waiting

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>>34026736
Dudes not even frog if Brad fucking pit is getting divorced what fucking chance do we non successful ugly fucks have?

I learned to live life independently to save myself from any disappointment and i think every robot shoukd as well

>>34026840
you're basing it all on the looks which is where you fail. just because brad pitt is attractive it doesn't mean he's pleasant to be around. same with angelina jolie. looks fade and they arent what keep a relationship or a marriage together

>>34026880
No i blame it on hypergamy.As long as society encourages it theres no reason for me to invest in a long term relationships.The cons outweigh the benefits.

And your a funny man if you dont think looks are critical in a relationship no woman will voluntarily spend time with a ugly dude if theres no other vested interest involved.

>>34026966
god damn it. fuck this website

actually when you think about it, the fact that theyre both rich and famous and attractive and have plenty of other options available probably played a role in their downfall. two massive ego's clashing

>>34026980
everything is temporary, even the longest relationships must end eventually. just enjoy their company for as long as you can and even if hypergamy causes her to go after chad just be happy knowing that chad is getting your sloppy seconds

>And your a funny man if you dont think looks are critical in a relationship no woman will voluntarily spend time with a ugly dude if theres no other vested interest involved.

being a positive person who doesnt have an outwardly bleak outlook on life helps a lot