Why didn't you fuck prime teen pussy when you had the chance to?

>when you had the chance to
You mean never?

>>34039403
I'd rather fuck her ass. I've never really wanted to fuck pussy but I always get off to fucking female ass (not male ass just female anal). I might be slightly gay.

I did when I was 24. Some highschooler I knew from an anime convention started hitting me up after her boyfriend went insane and turned into a gay furry and moved to california.
Was okay. They just starfish and give lousy head, and all they want to do is watch cartoons and fuck.

It's boring.

I totally did, managed to have sex with an 18yo when I was 25. And I was certain I'd die a kissless virgin thanks to fucking 4chang.

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>>34039403
BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING ROBOTS YOU DUMB SHIT!

>>34039403
It's legal in my state to have sex with 16 years olds.

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>34039457
>(not male ass just female anal)
Pleb pls, you're missing out.

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>>34039403
I already did and I still do.

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The weird girls at my school were super into me, I never reciprocated though because I thought I was better than them.

>>34039403
never had any FUCKIN' chance.
never.

maybe because I'm an almost 49yo Eurodude living in a small countryside town where teen whores were a rather small percentile and only went for insanely rich chads.

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>>34039666
Nice trips FBI, you'll never catch me

>>34039568

then she replied, and the guy stayed virgin and single forever.

fucked 2 girls who were 16 last year, im 20 so yeah guess im not too old yet

16 is the legal age

Never had a chance desu my dick stopped growing @ 14 and only got to 5 inches

Because I'm a freak

>>34039440
yeah because there were no naive, horny teens who you could have convinced to go out with you
*rolls eyes*
*farts*

>>34039403
>implying I don't still have that chance
>implying everyone here doesn't still have that chance
>implying it's hard to get a teenage girl passed out drunk
>implying it's hard to overpower a teenage girl
>implying it's hard to get away with it
>implying you can'r just blow your brains out if the cops come knocking

Not saying you should rape a bitch just saying it's always an option especially if you're serious about the suicidal shit.

>>34039568
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

abc I am original duuh

I did. I'm actually completely normal

>>34039666
FBI literally satan

Is there really any difference between an 18 yo and a 28 yo?

>>34040264
>>implying it's hard to get a teenage girl passed out drunk
>>implying it's hard to overpower a teenage girl

>implying you need to do any of that
>implying teenagers aren't on average super horny

Just stay/get fit by your mid 30s and 18yos with daddy issues will line up to jump on your fatherly dick.

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>Be born in Italy
>Legal to fuck 14 years old thanks to Berlusconi

>tfw i will never lose my virginity to another virgin

Played some gosh darn vidya gaems

>>34039772
Where did you meet them? Once I finished high school contact with young girls ended.