How would a fellow robot react if a girl pissed themselves in

>>34039019
Honestly wouldn't care

Like, it's not a fetish I have or anything I just honestly don't give a fuck anymore. As long as we love each other she can do what she wants.

>>34039019
Probably beat them to death

>>34039019

Complain about it on /r9k/

>>34039019
I'd lick it up if it meant she would like me.

>>34039019
I'd piss myself as a way to get in touch with her

>>34039019
I would just beat them to death I think

quick and simple

>>34039019
Happened once. Went to a gas station with a bro really late at night once and went inside to pay for something and there was this drunk woman with don'tgiveafuck hair in her socks standing in line in front of me. Kept a safe distance just because she looked really gross but then I hear something like *slosh slosh* and I look down and she's standing/stepping in this growing puddle with dark streaks going up the insides of her pant legs. She's standing there looking gross in her socks and peeing herself in public. Just put my shit down and left at that point.

>>34039019
Probably a raging boner

I'd get a raging hard on, then ask my girlfriend to do the same.

>>34039019
A stranger? I'd be grossed out, probably exclaim 'what the flying fuck', and remove myself from the area. I think we're biologically inclined to detest incontinence/waste/vomit. Something about spreading disease and the health of the tribe, yadda yadda.

I'd still jack off to the thought of it later.

watch discretely and fap to the memory later

Unrealistically? Stick my face under there and drink up.

Realistically? Nobody would do anything besides the occasional people who might call the police for indecent exposure. My life is too dull and quick moving with my mind-numbing job and business meetings and whatever to stop and risk prison for drinking some random girls piss. But I would certainly dream of it.

>>34039875
though your right about the fact it could land you in prison, if you met the girls who do the videos in the OP's pic, they let guys drink their piss if they stop and talk to them, so you could get lucky.

>>34039937
honestly? I was going to mention the kind of girls do that kind of stuff probably either

1. Will let you indulge
2. Go nutshit crazy

How do I know? I've seen exhibitionist in person, specifically when I was an adolescent. It ended very badly lmao

>>34039959
how did it end anon?

original

Take pictures, masturbate when I get home

File: 「WE A R E N U M B E R O N E」.png (308KB, 452x362px) Image search: [Google]

308KB, 452x362px

>>34039019
>tfw so menacing enough to cause people to piss themselves
Probably pose or summon my Stand or something.

>>34040031
When I was younger, i fell through on hard times and family issues got really shitty and my self esteem was at its lowest ever, so I of course was akin to a very creepy autistic loser with no real social skills.

Was walking to my cousins house after I got stranded at a sports center. Which was basically like a YMCA. Walked through his ghetto as neighborhood. Saw some girl late at night who was walking around literally in only black boots and nothing else. I assumed she was a hooker, a notion I uphold to this day, but afterwards I did ask my cousin and he mentioned she was just a mentally ill individual who lived with their elderly, Alzheimer grandparents. I stood and watched her walk around, and eventually got closer and asked her what she was doing and how her night was, she talked to me "normally" albeit I immediately knew she was off her fucking rocker due to the way she spoke. Like a combination of someone who was high and drunk, but whatever, saw nice titties as a teen so I just kept talking. Eventually asked her if she was single and whatever. She was walking around me at this point, and I asked her if I could just get to know her physically. She asked if I meant if I could touch her body or some shit, I bluntly said yes...and man she went on a fucking ranting and called me a "fucking bitch ass" and threatened to kick my ass and whatever.

Ran away, and never saw her again. I only visited my cousin a few times after that anyway.

:/

>>34039295
>with a bro
We know it was your bf faggot

>>34040168
I was reading that thinking you would get some lucky sex, that sucks man, least you saw a naked women IRL tho

>>34039019
id quietly walk away then make a thread on r9k about later