>tfw no mature spider gf to dominate me This is the problem

>>34039001
You'll more likely find a spider hybrid, than a dominant female.

You ever been on Fetlife? 99% of female profiles say that their kink is being submissive.

Submissive women, how original.

>>34039001
Femdom-loving bro here, I know that feel. It especially sucks for me because I'm not into the hardcore stuff or getting pegged or anything, so even if I do meet a dominant girl she might be into the crazy shit.

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>>34039126
>most women are submissive
Why? They know they have the assets that men crave, so why not tease us with them?

>>34039131
I hope I get one into crazy stuff. I don't like bondage but a specifically want to be tied up in spiderweb like how Rachnee does al the time.

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Patrician taste, friend.
Spider is truly best girl

>>34039269
In a few decades you can use genetic modification to make your own spider grill with the mind of a woman modified to be more dominant and not have anything else you don't like. Theoretically at least, women will probably ban the creation of waifus to stop themselves from becoming obsolete.

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>tfw no courageous horse gf to ride into battle to fend off the muslim hoards
>tfw no horse gf to cook me healthy, yet hearty meals
>tfw no horse gf to let me brush her mane

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>>34039348
Thank you friendo
>seems noticeably older than any of the first-time teenagers
>up for any kinkiness
>will protect you
>can be cuddled wwhen she thinks of the racism she has endured
also
>H CUP TITTIES

>>34039425
I know for a fact you're picking just for the titties

>>34039425
>tfw no horse gf to help when we run out of glue
>tfw no horse gf to make quality tesco lasagne

>>34039269
Being tied up is fine, a lot of my preferences are in the subtleties, attitude and whatnot. I like my femdom gentle and sweet, treating me more like a pampered pet than an abused slave, except when I'm super horny, then saying things that are slightly mean are fine. But then I want to go back into snuggle-mode once I finish cumming. Not sure why I'm writing all this out, I guess I've never written down the intricacies of my fetish before.

I also like spiders, but I'm afraid of them. Like, I appreciate the good that they do (eating mosquitoes especially), and I'd never kill one, but at the same time they seriously freak me out. So I think a spider-woman who wants to tie me up in webs would hit my perfect fear-boner sweet spot.

>>34039542
All the monster girls have nice titties.
>>34039553
Eat shit.

>>34039576
>Eat shit.
i'm just being a bully
don't mind me

>>34039542
>H-cup

Angel-tier, that's some sweet shit. One of the reasons I fucking love the Japs is that unlike Western media they're willing to admit that there are cup sizes higher than "D".

RIP Russ Meyer, we need you more than ever now.

>>34039348
>tfw you will never sit in a comfy spider web hammock with your spider gf on a warm summers night

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>he loves a girl that doesn't exist

Tio is best girl robots. Even you must know this.

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>tfw me and gf take turns dominating each other
>Tfw she's ok with my monster girl kink
>Thiiiis close to getting her to roleplay an arachne with me
Don't give up, guys. It's possible to have a healthy sex life with domination from a female partner

>>34039269
>Why? They know they have the assets that men crave, so why not tease us with them?

Unfortunately, they don't know that. Well, some of them do, but a lot of girls are caught up in a web (no pun intended) of constant self-doubt and general lack of initiative. Dominance requires initiative and confidence, both of which are unfamiliar territory for most women. And if women do understand the value of their appearance, chances are they're hanging out around Chads who go caveman mode on them at parties and they never NEED to take the initiative. The attractive, dominant women are out there, but like the first post said, submissive guys' chances are not high.

Unless you're a hyper-submissive who likes being told he has a tiny dick, in which case there is a weirdly bountiful supply of pornographic content that features that. In too many cases, femdom is either cruel and derogatory, or nonexistent. But we soldier on.

>>34039731
Supreme taste. Tio's best girl in general, but Rachnee's best Kimihito girl

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>>34039605
Yeah, it's canon. The japs really love their tits.

>>34039669
>he says this
>on the Internet
>on a website where several of the boards are for anime/ anime culture
WEW

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>>34039919
>you can't watch anime if you don't have a waifu
>you can't go on 4chan if you aren't a turbo autist with imaginary friends


W e w

>>34040059
Tonight on;
>The Edgiest Thing I've Ever Read

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>>34039769
Crab is a tits guy
His personal favourite girls are Tio, Centorea and Cathyl if I remember correctly

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>>34039001
I love my Dullahan waifu.
Spider is okay though.

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>>34040651
>Cathyl
MILK THE COW
DO IT NOW

>>34040651
>>34040691
sauce on either of these?

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Why is she so perfect /r9k/?
Why can't she be real?

>>34040718
It's a manga called Monster Musume. Guy gets a monster girl harem. There's an anime too.

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>having a waifu that is *canonically* attracted to the MC

How does it feel to be a cuck guys?

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>>34040767
By self inserting.

Monster Musume is maledom shit anyway.

>>34040681
>>34040738
What animal is she supposed to be?
>>34040749
Isn't this that one that was in the military greentext, they were all bored as fuck on base so they started watching any anime they could find and specifically took a liking towards monster girl stuff. They described how their commanding officers tried to find out what the hell they meant when they called other people "baka ass motherfuckers" or talked about "shit waifus"

>>34039744
Yeah this is my problem with domination why I can't get into it. Its all like very mean spirited women calling you a small dicked loser and then often goes into cucking and what not. Nope, that isn't for me.

All the best examples of doing it right are gentle dom in hentai. 3d, when will they learn?

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>>34040681
>>34040738
>Choosing one girl over the other
All girls are best though.

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>>34040718
it's pic related

>>34040811
She's a Dullahan and can detach her head.
Also you're spot on with the greentext

>>34040811
She's a dullahan. A headless rider from Ireland.

Also I've never seen that greentext but that sounds hilarious. You got it?

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>>34040811
>What animal is she supposed to be?
She is a Dullahan.

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>>34040811
>armyfag "humor"

When will this shitty meme end?

>>34040842
I don't have it at the moment, trying to find it though.
>>34040838
You seem to know it, you got it?

>>34039001
I just came here to say that a snake gf is superior in all points

>>34040749
cheers my friend

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>>34040868
Hey, we are all friends here anon.

>>34040880
You got it. Enjoy. Even though it's mostly smut, it sort of sneaks in a sweet message about tolerance.

Everyone deserves love, no matter how many legs or tentacles or spikes.

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>>34040861
Sadly no but I know which one you're talking about.

>>34040829
>All girls are best though
Suu agrees

>>34040818
>gentle dom in hentai.
Yes, this for sure. The Japs get it.
>3d, when will they learn?
I'm not an expert, but it could be a cultural thing. Like the concept of a submissive man is so contrary to American or Western culture that they immediately jump to the extremes and assume that you're a completely worthless human if you want a woman to take charge in bed. But if the success of the harem genre is any indication, the Japs can appreciate male shyness in the face of eroticism. And giant anime titties.

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>>34040928
>Everyone deserves love, no matter how many legs or tentacles or spikes.

As long as they have a pretty face of course and huge breasts

Can you be more hypocrite than anime?

>>34040978
I didn't say it was a flawless message. It'd be nice if the harem got a butterface desu

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>>34040978
>cute face and huge breasts
One of the girls is a cyclops with a flat chest.

>>34040852
Oh shit. Is that from the OVA? I didn't know that came out yet.

>>34041049
>What are generalization?

Besides, she's a cute cyclop with the usual moe aesthetic, nobody will deny that.

>>34041000
Agreed, maybe an orc or something.

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>>34041094
It is my friend.
I was pretty good.

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>>34041094
Yeah, it is. Something to keep us busy while we wait for season two.

Soon

>>34041101
I like your thinking, but I'm pretty sure the mobile game confirmed orc women look beautiful and only the men are piggies.

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>>34041118
I didn't even know they actually had a second season planned. I feel way too far out of the anime loop. This is actually the first anime since Panty and Stocking I watched all the way through.

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So what are you fellow monster girl lovers up to?

>>34040978
>butthurt tumblrite detected
If you don't like it fuck off

Also who says that they're pretty, you can imagine them as ugly as hell if you want, nigger.

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>>34041237
>Also who says that they're pretty, you can imagine them as ugly as hell if you want, nigger.

Just like ugly tumblrinas imagines themselves beautiful even though they're ugly as hell amirite? :^)

>>34041326
Sure, I guess.

originalmeme

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Just wanted to say that there's a good h-manga by niku drill, with lots of vanilla appreciation for Monstergirls.
I'm sure most of you already know that one, though.
enjoy!

>>34039605
>Be American
>Look at cup size chart
>D
>DD
>DDD
>G
Seriously, why do we do this? Why can we be like the rest of the world and go D, E, F?

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What would you do with your monmusu on a romantic fullmoon night?

>>34041404
Japan isn't much better really

>>34041404
Because American women got memed into thinking that "D" is the ideal or biggest "normal" size and the companies don't want to print "E" and "F" on the bras for fear of making women with tits that size feel "weird". They stop at "DDD" because once you hit "G" and above, you're getting into a very small market and it stops mattering.

>>34041423
Hunting with a spidergirl in a deep forest

Go for older women. Young women are programmed to be impregnated because they are in their most fertile years.

>>34041404
>>34041469
Also, Americans are mostly fat. So most woman, excluding Lena Dunham, have big tits that are in that weird area that makes them feel uncomfortable.

>>34041519
Does menopause make woman grow into half-spider monsters too?

>>34041522
This, too. This is also the source for what I call the "false hope" study that comes around every once in a while saying, "the average American bra size is going up!" and rather than all that estrogen in the food finally paying off, it's just fat bitches fucking with my boob stats.

>>34041544
No sadly not but they remain horny

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>>34041423
>the one night every couple of months that turns your waifu into an uncontrollable bed monster
What do you think?
Anything and everything.

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spoders are truly the best

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>>34042226
Agreed. Everything about the spider is delicious

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>>34039001
How about a dominant 'trapdoor' spider?

>>34042489
appreciated, anon.
a futa one would suit me more, though

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>>34042489
NOPE
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE VERSION OF SPIDER WAIFU
AND THAT IS THE WAIFU VERSION

>tfw no sad lazy /d/ bf to abuse

such sad

>>34042489
>>34042538
Y'all niggas full on gay you might as well start sucking each other's dicks.

Fucking close fags.

>>34042561
are you a spiderwoman?

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>>34039425
>horse pussy
Absolutely disgusting.

Don't worry OP, I'm sure you'll find a nice spider eventually.

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>>34042706
Thanks anon. I hope I do too. Preferably one with a large abdomen

>>34042624
>2017
>not liking trap- or futahentai

kek. have you been living behind the moon for the past few years, anon?

>>34042489
>iknowthatpenis.png

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>>34042706
But spider is worst at video games, how do you defend that?

>>34042706
>calls horsepussy disgusting
>wants to fertilize a giant eggsack and call it making love

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>>34042773
Traps are disgusting, it's just a man dressed as a woman.

Futas are superior because they are full women but with the ability to leak exes ive amounts of splooge.

There's gotta be a better way to note the difference though.

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>>34042846
At least horse is still a mammal and horsepussy is made to be penetrated. It's clean, it's compatible, and it's always tight for you.

>>34042931
I'm on your side. Cerea is my favorite monstergirl.

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>>34042846
>he doesn't know about spider epigyne

>>34042864
>Traps are disgusting, it's just a man dressed as a woman.
They're not disgusting if they're 2d.

>leak exes ive amounts of splooge.
I don't know what that means, but i like futas too.

>>34039001
>>34039126
>females of other species are seen as aggressive
>spiders are one of them
if only human women carried this trait

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>>34043017
I meant excessive

I really gotta turn off autocorrect one of these days

>>34042846
I will father a new race of half-spider people, and my children will fucking dominate every Olympic event until the authorities have to ban them from participating. Queue Spider Lives Matter.

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>>34042016
>every couple of months
anon it's once a month
>>34041423
accept my shattered pelvis or at least hope they can surive this once a month beat down

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>>34043052
>I really gotta turn off autocorrect

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>>34042773
>trap- or futahentai
stop being a literal faggot

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>>34039001
I'm more of a slime girl gf kind of guy

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>>34043101
>implying I'm posting from a phone specifically
>implying that i have any other option
I don't even use the app, have too much fetish porn on this thing anyways

>>34042489
>"I recognize that bulge" will be 10 years old this year
What the fuck.

>>34042846
>he thinks Rachnee just has a blank crotch
She's got a human vagina, dude. Cerea is the only one confirmed to only have an animal vagine.

>>34042931
>it's always tight for you.

>be horsepussy
>be intended to take horse-sized dicks
>anon thinks it will still be tight for his tiny human dick

>>34043333

>tfw you throw a wiener trough a Barndoor
>"aight, let's do this Cerea!"
>"Uhh, anon, are you in yet?"

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>>34043333
>>34043423
>he doesn't know about horse anatomy
>he thinks that humans faulty musculature applies to horses
>he hasn't stuck his finger into horse pussy out of curiosity and noticed how it fits like a glove

>>34043333
>>34043423
>these plebs have never taken a course in Horse Pussy 101
Take a stroll on over to >>>/mlp/ and ask them to tell you about horse pussy.

>>34043553
>he hasn't stuck his finger into horse pussy out of curiosity
Made my day anon, have a good one

>>34039669
>escapism isn't healthy
It's the only thing keeping a lot of us alive.

so maybe you're right

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>>34043098
>once a month
Even better

>>34043133
would you keep her well hydrated?

>>34044777
He kind of has no choice.
Hydrate Suu or terrible things will happen.

Lala is literally perfect.

>>34045680
If she was they wouldn't have waited to introduce her.
I can see why sneak fags enjoy their waifu, she got the most screen time

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Who else here fapping to monster girls?