What's the quickest way I can give myself cancer?

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>>34044902
Stay a week on Chernobyl.

>>34044902
Ciara pIease ;_;

>>34044924
Let me revise the question. Without traveling or spending large quantities of currencies

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1. Put head in microwave
2. Blast microwave on MAXIMUM
3. ???
4. PROFIT

It's 1000% tested, no worries.

>>34044938
Fuck off with that shit
Organs

>>34044924
people live in chernobyl. there's just a higher chance of getting cancer.

>>34045009
I mean, OP should sleep aside the reactor.

Eat plutonium everyday.

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>>34044902
literally OP right now

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>>34044902
exposure to lead
bullet to the head

Move to the Atacama desert and smoke 5 packs of the cheapest cigarettes you can find a day. Aldo drink boiling tea/coffee, eat greasy spicy food and work in a chemical plant.

Guaranteed skin cancer + lung cancer, plus high chances of throat cancer, pancreatic cancer and other types of cancer.

>>34045009
>people live in chernobyl

When will you fucking idiots learn Chernobyl was the facility and Pripyat was the city?

Maybe if i get cancer i'll have like a 50-50 of my family actually being in my life and loving me
That or dying alone
Either way its better than this life thing

Smoke paper, cardboard or plastic.

>>34044902
install any MMO,join a clan and follow leads

>>34044952
How do you do this when the door needs to be shut for the microwave to operate