ITT worse things girl ever sead to you: >Your nice guy

You're not funny.

(additional words and phrases)

>You're a big guy
Maybe it was because of my 6'4 height.

were you following me?
(i actually was)

Your back is so hairy

>>34044977
>Your nice guy

my nice guy what

stop stalking me
stop bullying me

ew
ur sooo ugly

what a loser

>OKC said I'm an unfriendly jew
>Lmao yeah basically!

>You smell like a carpet

>Go back in your own little world

>Don't you have to go be drunk somewhere?

>Stop looking at me, you freak

My life is like a bad sitcom

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>>34044977
>You're like a brother to me
We were already dating too, that's how she broke up with me

>>34045147
should have shown her hot incest porn that sure will get her riled up

>wow ... you're pretty ... smart?
that's how she said it, still not over this mega obvious lie

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>you like me? that's so cute

>You're very feminine
:'( Why..

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>You've got the wrong door, buddy.
Fuck you Kyle.

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>>34045219
Because you are a little effeminate bitch who needs to stop jerking his willy so much and let his testosterone do its work on his body

>
every tinder girl ever

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>>34044977
The worst thing a girl can say to me is nothing, every time I try to talk to a girl i'm interested in online and they read the message but don't respond it makes me realize how disgusting I truly am.

>>34045116
>>Don't you have to go be drunk somewhere?
Only answer to this is 'No, not until 4'

Thanks but I have my own tools.

>sorry but you're a little too short for me
From a 5'1" girl. I'm 5'7"

>>34044977

>are you gay?
>we were just fooling around like friends XDD
>I'm not looking for a boyfriend ( 1 week later gets one)

Fuck this, I lift I play vidya I go to the movies you know why? because I can do it alone and it makes me feel good.

>>34045011
For her
Haha what a meme

>sorry but I'm actually into girls

she says this after allowing me to give her a peck on the lips. sorry to all of you that have never even gotten that far

>>34044977
they told me that I was the most weird jerk asshole they have ever seen and I answered with "and you love every single second of it" with the most hardass motherfucker tone of voice I have ever spoke with, in which afterwards I shit you not they proceed to swoon at that.

>>34045765
why the fuck are you on /r9k/ you completely original faggot

>I love you too

origameno

>this is why you don't have a girlfriend
Fuck you roastie all I did was not let you steal my place on the line.

>>34044977
>STOP LOOKING AT MY FEET

And I'm like "Well quit making them look so hot and sexy, geez."

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>>34046082
Are there any more pathetic people than foot fetishists?

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>>34045900
>Source, bad fanfic of what could have been
it's okay m-eight, we know they looked at you like you were mental and left

i fapped too much never got the girl's hints. a girl told me to stop fapping so i did. i blurred out things, forgetting she is engaged. she asked me how long did you like me, at the grocery store.

>>34046111
Trap fetishists

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ugly smelly fat dumb gay craterface trash lazy garbage psycho loser freak virgin loner stalker creep

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>>34044977
Storytime anons

>8th grade
>begin to get crush on girl in same grade
>she doesn't know me
>begin to build up confidence
>ask one of my friends (who knows her) ro inroduce me
>he does it in the worst trying-to-hard-to-be-a-wingman type of way
>off to a bad start.jpg
>barely speak to her afterwards because it was so awkward
>next year, 9th grade
>decide to act all apha
>not sure what to do, or when to approach her
>begin trying to figure out where her classes begin and end, or where she would be in the hallways
>essentially become stalker-tier
>start following her around in hallways behind masses of people in the rush between classes
>she might have known because I try to appraoch her again (this time of year) and she says "Leave me alone!"
>stand in the hall for ten seconds before heading to class
>we eventually do become small friends, talk a bit during lunches
>10th grade
>haven't really seen her around
>find out in October of that year that her family moved and she told my best friend (who was also friends with her) not to let me know

Moral of the story; don't be an autistic faggot like yours truly

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>>34046111
>>34046082
>implying they don't want you to look at their feet

>>34044977
She was waiting to take a shower and change clothes, someone else was taking a shower meanwhile. An hour passed and I just wanted to remind her, I said ''I thought you were gonna change?''. For some reason she went for my throat and said ''well look at you, you're 21 and still live at home with your mom''.

I have no idea how her brain skipped from me simply reminding her to thinking I was making an attack on her person. It took me aback at the moment and honestly changed the way I thought about her because she's an overly nice person, almost childish at times.

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>>34044977
>kill yourself
>why are you talking to me? mind your own business
>you're so ugly and awkward
>just go away

Now I'm the quiet one who doesn't talk to girls unless spoken to. They broke me.