If you died right now...

A couple of days because my mom is visiting this weekend.

If she weren't, at least a week.

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Originally posted comment

Probably about a fortnight.

>>34076809
Probably some time tomorrow because I have work and I live with my parents.

I'm on an isolated road in SoCal, probably never until some homeless fuck sees me

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1 month and a week i stay in a apartment. They would eventually come to evict me.

>>34076809
3 hours from now

>>34076809

I'm at work, so it'd be pretty quick. Also, that tater tot taco looks tasty

>>34076809
I guess a weak before my flesh will start rotting, than my neighbours will call police or something lol im drunk af

>>34076809
i made a borito similar to pic related recently excpt i put jalapeno poppers, tamales, french fries and takis in it.
along with regular borito fillins
Yumboooo

>>34076809
probably about 2-3 hours when my roommate goes to sleep

>>34076809

a week

i mean, the stink of my pissbottles and bags of garbage will turn the house

>>34076809
less than 24 hours because i live with my parents and brother.

They'II never find me

>>34077553
How?

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I have no idea and I don't care either.

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>>34076809
Probably three hours

I have music on and they're going to want me to turn it off eventually because it's getting late

Forever. I live on a college dorm and I have no friends. I go weeks without talking to my parents so they would literally not know probably until everybody leaves for summer and the CAs check the rooms and find a skeleton

My sister will probably bother me between now and when she goes to sleep. 3 hours or less.

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>all these people who would be discovered in under 24 hours

fucking normans

Probably a couple of hours or a day.

>>34076809
A few minutes or an hour at most.

>>34076809
a day at the most. my dad can't operate electronics without asking me for help

>>34076809
When I get home? A week maybe.
Right now I'm in a in n out

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>>34079568
>Right now I'm in a in n out

is rand paul there too?