tfw nobody will come to my funeral when I die. I don't

You'll be dead.
It will be immaterial to you if there are a million people at the side of your hole, or none.

>>34076764
Funerals are fucking expensive.
It's obscene how much they'll charge to box and bury you.

Just cremate me.

File: 9839640-md.jpg (62KB, 680x680px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 680x680px

>>34076764
You wont have a funeral if no one organizes it senpai

File: SADbirdshadow.jpg (10KB, 400x266px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 400x266px

>>34076828

So what happens? They just scoop out my organs then incinerate my husk?!

File: 1467687889973.jpg (85KB, 945x700px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 945x700px

>>34077025
You will be cremated and your ashes thrown in a common grave.

funerals are a fucking scam and the funeral industry can eat a dick

>>34077025

You will neither know nor care.

>>34076764
Relax, I will attend your funeral to spit on your grave.