How the fuck do you cum hands free? Anyone ever done it, there

Step 1: Locate couch
Step 2: lay belly down on couch
Step 3: pull down pants and underwear
Step 4: place penis in between cushions
Step 5: thrust hips up and down
Repeat step five until ejaculation occurs. You've successfully orgasmed hands free!

>>34076888
I meant hands free as in not touching your penis,hence from your prostate

>>34076888
what a disgusting suggestion
do guys really fuck furniture to get off? wont you hurt your dick?

>>34077000
The only reason I say this is because I did this once when I was a horny as fuck 13 year old.

>>34076818
I have a wand i place on my frenulum. quite possibly the best orgasms i've ever had in my life with that thing.

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>>34077093
This. Sometimes I double it with something vibrating in my ass. Honestly the best orgasm I've ever had.

>>34077093
wtf is a frenulum..

>banjo string

>>34077767

are you cutfag? see >>34077926

>>34076818
I managed to do it once, without any prostate simulation even. I was just working my pelvic floor muscle while keeping my eyes closed and trying as hard as I could to imagine having sex.

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>>34077767
pic is extremely related desu~

That's a pathetic load for that amount of effort and degradation.

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>>34076818
Yes.
After a week of /nofap/.
I've never felt SO GOOD.
I came all over myself and I felt shakely tender for the rest of the night.

I also managed to cum with only nipple stimulation a couple of time.

The trick is not to give to the desire.
If you touch your dick, all the tension goes away, and you lose.

>>34078100
I was candyflipping really hard on new years and couldnt get it up so played with my nips. those waves of full body orgasm were the most intense thing i've ever felt. i blacked out.

>>34078100
>I also managed to cum with only nipple stimulation a couple of time.
how anon? i want to try do this
my nipples have always been kinda sensitive but i've never been able to get that far
any tricks?

>>34076818
he's cheating, using that thigh-pussy

>>34076818
just wear a chastity cage for a week and stick a hairbrush up your ass

>>34078771
if you play with your nipples every time you masturbate it'll make them way more sensitive and link them to sexual pleasure

>>34077000
Some of my first orgasms, before I really know anything about masturbation, were just from me rubbing against my bed sheets and figuring out that it feels good.

>>34079071
is it weird that I read about masturbation from uncylopedia before I ever masturbated to orgasm?

>>34078945
Don't use the hairbrush mane

>Anon why'd you throw away a perfectly good cucumber?

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>>34076818
This is the way I've achieved it most

>lots of lube
>find a toy that vibrates
>make sure it is at least two fingers wide
>insert as deep as you can until you feel it touching your prostate
>if it has multiple vibrate settings play around until you find the one that works best
>you may want to tap the bottom of the toy rapidly to really stimulate you prostate
>clenching your dick between your thighs helps

enjoy ;)

>>34079367
hmm so I guess it only works with a vibrator then..? I've seen people do it w/o one though
I've just been using a bad dragon

poke around with your fingers until you hit the sweet spot, just aim up against your balls and that area, once you find it get really in the being-fucked-like-a-bitch mood and go at it, also nofap a week first helps

Since this is a gay thread anyway, is this a good starter dildo? I can't afford higher end one but I really want something bigger than my finger.
https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B005R2JJ76/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=MIJQQ20D42D3&coliid=IH8UL9GR6ZWIW

>>34077000
there's plenty of women who use the corners of tables to get off, its super common on asian porn for some reason

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>>34080548
You can do it without (i have many times) but using a vibrator is the technique i've had success with.

Basically you need a toy. Fingers aren't gonna do it, even two of them. You need something you can get in really deep and really bounce around and play around with until the you hit the right spot.

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>>34077000
Doesn't getting such nice digits hurt?

I've done it about twice, the only way i can get it to work is to stop fapping for atleast 4 days.
The prostate gland swells up enough to be able to physically hit it.

>>34080618
no, not really. Stay away from toys designed specifically for the prostate, they're no better than a normal dildo, and usually more expensive.

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>>34077000
>do guys really fuck furniture to get off?
I would, I've tried it in the past but and it was alright but my dick is too small so it's easier to just stroke it

>>34080618
Im not expert by any means, but i would go for a normal cock dildo, preferably something with a suction base or something so you can go hands free.
Also something that bends so you can bounce around on it without impaling yourself.

>>34080948
some do, but it's often linked to early sexual abuse, or other general sexual dysfunction. I know one guy who does it because he feels gross and dirty when masturbating with his hand.

>>34080886
I mostly picked it for the price and smallish size.
>>34080987
I guess. I wasn't really planning on hands free but it could be nice.

>>34076818
I can do this.

Strip naked, and jump into a lake or ocean and swim in the nude. Makes me horny and I can cum without even getting an erection.

>>34081122
yeah, it would be way better to just get a normal dildo with a suction cup. It'll be way more convenient and probably more comfortable

>>34081155
Hi Jotaro

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I did it the usual way, I guess. It's basically the main way I get off now since estrogen killed my desires to jerk off daily.

I go a week or two without masturbating, then when I get really horny I take a shower and clean myself, crawl into bed, lube up, and straddle a dildo until I orgasm.

Feels great. That usually does me for another couple weeks. Longest I went without urges was a month and I fucking exploded.

>>34077951
Not that anon but...
>Tfw when inadvertently cutfag because indoor surfing ripped my foreskin off.

>>34077000
some kid who went to my high school has no arms and had to do this. i'm thankful he didn't use his servicedog for it

Fuck that was disgusting, what goes through men's minds to do this shit to themselves, then they complain about women being degenerates, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

>>34081158
So more like this?
https://www.amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B01N2HHRGX/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1484197136&sr=8-1&pi=SL140_CR0,0,140,140_QL70&keywords=dildo

>>34081392
mhm, that would be way better. The vibrator isn't really safe because you might not be able to get it out, but whatever

>gf running her hands over my asshole is incredible

>she snuck a finger in and it was hugely painful no matter what I did

>>34081122
By hands free i meant you have both hands free to do stuff with, instead of being encumbered with one arm manning the dildo manually.

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>>34081363
Tell us how you really feel, big cat.

>>34079297
>tfw mom found the feces fruit

anyway, if hands free fapping is what you're after, you could just stick it in another person.

>>34077767
It's a spell component which the Jews need for their sorcery.

>>34081468
I know. I figured one on the toy and one on my cock.

>>34077074
is that you?

originolio

>>34076818
Get a dildo with a suction cup and ride that shit until you cum.