>drunk out of my mind >have to go to work in 1 hour If

>>34082734
If you're fucked anyway then just keep on drinking OP. Cut your losses.

>>34082734
you should run into traffic and that way you have a reason not to go to work

>>34082734
lmao i went to highschool every morning drunk. just drink some water and snack on something if it gets that bad

>>34082845
Ha ha! Be like this bad ass over here. Achieve alcoholism before you get a high school diploma. I bet the guys on Halo 3 thought you were cool

try checking these dubs

>>34082958
what's hurting you?

>>34082734
You're fired op. Fuck it man.

>>34083280
Everything
gnihtyrevE

>>34082734
seriousky dude, just go to work all wasted and hurt yourself. fall off a step or something, cut yourself, I don't know get creative.
disabiltybux are right around the corner.

>>34082734
Drink water. Vomit and piss. Repeat. Drink coffee.

>>34082958
maybe he was fucking deppressed i thought people here would have more sympathy

>>34082734
like another anon said, coffee might actually help because caffeine's a stimulant

this probably won't help you out of your current situation, but amphetamine (and probably most other stimulants) counters the depressant effects of alcohol

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>>34084277
Smoke weed and eat something
Then water it up all day
While chuggin energy drinks and cappuccino shots by the 3rd.
You'll be up till the dickens my lad
Smoke more weed

>>34084222
>>34082845
>>34083280
You have to be 18 years old to post here.

Fix bayonets and just fuck it man

just give it your best try

If he notices and fires you, just kill yourself

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>>34082734
Drunk and high on cocaine starting withdrawals, your better than me don't worry you piece of shit

>>34084431
I have to work in 2:30 hours, didn't sleep since yesterday

>kill me

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>>34082734
Kek same here except stimmed out of my mind and haven't slept for 4 days but I can't miss another day.

I see shadow people watching me and faint talking which is probably not a good sign but gonna have to tough it out