why don't you just pay for sex, brobots? inb4 enjoy your AIDS

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>>34093885

Because I'm too jewish with money

>>34093885
cost too much.
id rather dump my money into drugs while i dump jerkins in my hand

>>34093885
Costs about 10% of what I would make in a month if I had a job. Fuck that.

>>34093885
Because sex for the sex doesn't interest me anymore.

>>34093885
If it was legal I would, too many risks, not even police related.

>>34093885
I don't want sex, I want a relationship with a virgin.

You can't buy love though

>>34093925
Its 30 Euros here or 120 for drinks, food and as sex as you can fucking poorfag

>>34094017
You're more likely to be a millionaire than find a virgin

>>34093885
I'm happier masturbating and spending my money on drugs instead.

I'm not going to get shanked by some hooker, fuck that.

I wanna fly to Amsterdam and just have a sex and weed filled week. Waiting till i graduate though.

>>34094086
I'll either never settle or get someone perfect. Either way I win.

>>34093885
I'm not that desperate for sex. I can masturbate for free

What I want is to be loved and wanted

>>34093885
I have been looking into this lately. Since they are prostitutes and guaranteed to have disgusting and loose roastie beef vaginas, I am looking(online) for one who does anal. It is surprisingly few and the ones that do rarely have their pictures up.

There is also the issue of money. I would have to save half of my disposable income(neetbux) for two months to simply afford an hour.

>>34093999
Just fly to anywhere outside of Burgerland. Go to a legal brothel in Germany for example.

>>34094271
>guaranteed to have disgusting and loose roastie beef vaginas

No wonder you're a virgin. You believe retarded /r9k/ memes.

I found a regular escort i trust a few years ago, my quality of life has increased immensely. The loneliness is nowhere near as crippling, the confidence boost was amazing, and knowing i can have a grill on my dick with a single txt is the greatest thing i've ever experienced in my life.
she's not even hot, she's pretty chub, but she's also inexpensive. After you get to know them a bit you can get them to drop their prices.

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Most ROBOTS here wont do it either because they're too socially retarded to pay a prostitute to fuck them, not enough money or because of their stupidly high "I only settle for virgins" standards

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>>34094295
I also have high standards while being ugly, and add to that probably some undiagnosed autistic disorder.

>>34094271
I have had sex with lots of different prostitutes. Guess what, their vaginas are no different from "normal" girls. Some hookers I've fucked have had incredibly tight innies.

>>34094378
Guess what, I do not believe you.

It's illegal where I am.

I even have a p411 subscription, but still too afraid of busts.

It's amazing how I'm barred from engaging in a business transaction that hurts absolutely no one.

>>34094459
that's the thought police for you. people who think they have some moral obligation to impose their own subjective moral code on to everyone.

Roasties have an easy enough time as it is.

>>34094271
>Since they are prostitutes and guaranteed to have disgusting and loose roastie beef vaginas
A lot of them have reviews you could check

>>34094430
Well that's your own fault. There's no reason for you not to believe me. What reason do you have to doubt what I said?

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>>34094602
>There's no reason for you not to believe me. What reason do you have to doubt what I said?

kek

>>34094633
Which statement do you find unbelievable? That I've had sex with lots of hookers? Or that I've had sex with hookers who had tight innies?

>>34094297
youre still paying for sex though..and for the most part they have no feelings attached to you. just feels empty

>>34093885
i've fucked 4 different escorts and never came close to cumming a single time. I've no problem getting hard, but after 5~10 minutes i just lose my drive.

I think I need a real gf who I can actually foreplay with for an extended time.

>>34094271
What you want is a tranny. Since you're afraid of vaginas, you can just rest in comfort seeing it has a penis while you're fucking it in the ass.

>>34094841
What reason do I have to believe anything you said?

>>34094849
yea the sex is meaningless and emotionless, i'd still prefer having a genuine connection with a grill, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen any time soon, and after spending my 20's as a celibate miserable loser i decided it was time.
meaningless sex is still waaaay better than no sex.

>>34094860
Afraid of vaginas? How would that even make sense to you?

Disgusted is the word you are looking for. Also I am not disgusted by all vaginas, just roastie beef loose ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tj-0RrStRg

This is the ideal age to find women without disgusting roastie beef loose vaginas.

>>34094868
You don't, but then again, you're not very intelligent.

>>34094938
>meaningless sex is still waaaay better than no sex.
it really isn't. it always feels one sided to me. somehow the escort ends up enjoying it and moaning while im bored out my mind

i enjoy fapping more

>>34094960
Just so you know, even in countries where prostitution is legal, the girls have to be strictly 18 or over, or you'll get v& faster than you can cum.

>>34093885

I fucked a whore once and got ureaplasma, and I still don't know to this day how it happened, used a condom start to finish

>>34094969
That sentence was grammatically incorrect, mr intelligent.

>>34094997
Age of consent is 15 where I live, but it doesn't matter because prostitution is my only hope. Which is why I am in the pickle I described earlier.

>>34094987
well i guess to each his own, i spent the first 30 years of my life fucking my hand, and it doesn't even come close to having a slampiggy, even if i have to pay for it.

Fuck virginity, if I would find an AIDS free Hooker I would shag her in a heartbeat

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When I turned 28 and still was sexless virgin (i was kissed) I decided to do it. It costs $100-120 per time.

Now I do it once every 60 days. Every time I do it I feel like the pressure in my life melts away for at least a week before coming back.

The sad truth is: sex is the only way to be happy, I wish it wasn't true ;_:

>>34095025
Age of consent doesn't count for prostitution. If you pay a girl under 18 for sex, your pedo ass will get thrown in jail.

>>34093885
>why don't you just
shill detected

>>34095053
Read my post again. ok

>>34095045
Congrats man. Believe it or not, you're also increasing your chances of getting sex with a normal girl. Demystifying sex does that.

>>34095073
Maybe you can find a virgin prostitute somewhere in impoverished Southeast Asia. Joke's on you though, she'll still have a roastie.

>>34093885
Because i have a gf who i have sex with 5-7 times a week.

>>34095093
I will settle for an attractive prostitute who does anal.

>>34095045
Fucking richfag. I can only afford and justify 40-50 euro for 15-20 minutes a couple of times a year ;_;
If I spent more my parents would start asking questions and I couldn't afford vidya

>>34093885
I do senpai, last sat I paid 120 for a asian trap to fuck my ass she wore a condom to be safe ofc but I wanted her to cum in my boipussy maybe next time? She also swallowed my load was great.

>>34094849
Hate to say it man but it sounds like you are gay thats most likely the reason you can not cummies, have you tried a male hooker or trap?

>>34094378
Having fucked many traps I can say that boipucci takes a hard pounding and looks rough

>>34094849
>still paying for sex

What is dinner and a movie? What are drinks? What is a wedding ring? What is alimony?

Unless you spend big bucks for a clean one that offers GFE it's pretty boring. It's like masturbating using another person's body, there's no emotion, no connection, no anything.

I'd rather spend $20 in a good pizza and some alcohol than in a a bad blowjob.

>>34095236
>whynotboth.jpg

Get a blowjob from a Thai hooker while enjoying a cold beer.

>>34095236
What is attractive about an emotional connection? The attraction is in dominating a good-looking women who isn't attracted to you in any way.

>>34095236
ever considered you may have a low sex drive? maybe get your testosterone checked bro. or are maybe you just too scarred to find a hooker and are trying to make yourself feel better?

>>34093885
I just did it, with two girls. It's legal where I live

>>34095421
I've never had a good experience with two hookers at the same time. They're not into it like I'd want them to be, and it's usually felt like they're teaming up "against me", so to speak.

>>34094278
You can get legal prostitutes in Nevada in every county except Clark county (Vegas).

I talked to a girl from Nevada once and she said guys would go to a brothel after graduation

>>34095529
It was exactly what happened to me. I was fucking scammed. I was expecting something like a double blowjob or one riding me and the other one sucking my nuts, but I only got one of them fucking me while the other one looked bored and was checking her Instagram.

Backpage in America got shutdown due to some human trafficking child prostitution claims and that the founders were pimps. Well, where the fuck were all the child prostitutes when I was on there? That was the best place for finding amateur escorts and general fuckery, so now I'll resort to amp's and rubmaps even though there are no good parlors that offer full service where I live. Might just have to start raping streetwalkers. Has it really come to this?

>>34095709
dude you have to fucking tell them what to do, you're paying, you're in charge.

>>34095784
craigslist is where i found mine.

>tfw from the netherlands
>tfw access to legal hookers
>tfw can't justify repeatedly spending 50 euros for something I don't really need all that much
Like if I would start fucking hookers I'd at least do it once a month. That's like 600 euros a year. I'm just a student and that's like 2-3 months worth of groceries for me.

>>34093885
I did. I lernt that im just as much of a failure at sex as i am at everything elce. Sex is for chad and only chad.

>>34096694
everyone sucks at first bro. what was it, couldn't get it up? happened to me too...not a fun experience.

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>>34093885

Apparently pic related in a high end escort. She has been for a long time and still at with Patreon accounts and such, that's the rumor. If I had the money I'd totally pay to bang her.

>>34097554
I'd get someone better if I was going to pay

>>34097586
this. she looks really burnt out.

>>34097243
Is it typically a problem?

I mean when you watch porn, do you get hard instantly?

I can get a boner easily just thinking about cute girls but I'm worried this may happen to me too

>>34098208
yea man i'll pop boners when i'm by myself practically instantly but when i'm with a grill most of the time i can't get hard unless she sucks on my dick for a few minutes.
i think its pure nerves. i even went to the doc and he gave me some boner pills, which i only used once. they worked, but i don't always need them. depends on how nervous i am, which really depended how much i like the grill i was with.