who else /vietnam vet/ here?

>>34094176
How old are you op?

fucking original reply

>>34094176
go back to your trench and use heroine old man

I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SON, NO NO NO

>>34094176
I`m not,but can you tell us your story oh revered wizard?

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LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE GO AWAY AMELICAN DEVIR

>>34094781
this is an old pepe

>>34095428
YOU are an old pepe

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>>34095570
0h contrar

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>>34095600
STOP RESPONDING TO MY COMMENTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34095600
hope colin is doing well

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>>34095651
>STOP RESPONDING TO MY COMMENTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no

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>>34094176
who told you about this thing called the internet old man?

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>>34095812
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUKYOUFUCKYOU
fuckyouuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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>>34095892
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUKYOUFUCKYOU

Angry much?

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>>34095941
stop
reee and such

BOWOW. BOWOW. BOWOW. SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

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YEAAAAH THEYVE COME TO SNUB THE ROOSTER
YEAAAAAAH HERE COME THE ROOSTERRRR YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YOU KNOW HE AINT GONNA DIE

Post a timestamp with hand (so we can see if you are actually old).

If real: When were you deployed?

Did you kill anyone?

When did you get home?

Did you fuck any Viet pussy?

When did you discover 4chan?

What did you do after the war?

You weren't there, man.

*it ain't me by fortunate son plays in the background*

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I remember the war

I remember Charlie laughing up on that hill

I remember that shelll blowing Joey McGee's legs off

I remember the diarrhea

I remember

War is bretty bad

>>34095600
It's Au Contraire you iliterate

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>>34097067
>he doesn't know about original comment

Top fucking kek

Frag some charlies for (me)

i wish there were nam vet shitposters on this board..

pretty fucking unlikely

>>34097119
The youngest Vietnam war vet is 54.

Americans lost the Vietnam war because most of the soldiers were conscripts with very little training; the conscripts were young men 18-25 who weren't going to college or doing anything important. So basically NEETs. People who browse r9k now would have fought in Vietnam if they lived in the 60s.

>>34094176

I had to do that mission in whatever CoD has Vietnam in it for my dad and his mates because they were all drunk and just kept dying, if that counts?

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>>34094176
I'm literally posting this from Vietnam

>>34097614
Are you stuck in a weird time warp? Or maybe you died in Vietnam in 1968 and went to hell; fighting in Vietnam for eternity is your punishment.

>>34097263

I'm saying it's unlikely cuz everyone appears to be really really young

>>34097263
>implying Vietnam didn't lose 2,000,000 when we only lost 58,000

>>34097881

Who's "we", millennial?

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>ywn be in a boat cruising down the nung river.
>ywn fly in a helicopter at sunrise while the song Charlie don't surf plays.

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>>34098399
America, baby

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>>34094176
I played through Nam 67 on normal.

Still gets me down every time I think about how Short Timer didn't make it.

I don't regret wasting the villagers.

>>34097881
And yet they still won...

A bunch of poor, illiterate peasants armed with their own shit and a few rocks and sticks managed to absolutely btfo "le graetast cuntry in da wulrd xDD"

>>34098557

They didn't beat us, we just left. It's hard to say we won bit looking at the outcomes of each country if we had to declare a victor it undoubtedly would go to US.

My vietnam was when I went to the store. I still got PTSD from that

>>34098583
>They didn't beat us, they just kept outsmarting our guys and massacring them until they got into our heads giving us PTSD but it was those fucking librul commie fucks fault ree

>>34098583
No fucking shit that vietnam had way more casualties, the largest world economy vs. some shithole. But the vietcong still achieved their goal and america didn't. Plus they showed way more balls.

>>34098636
>>34098645

You seem way more invested in this argument than you should be, was your rice village torched or something?

>>34094781
ror nuggah

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>>34098672
>mfw I think about dropping napalm on charlie villages

>>34098636

I have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I'll go out on a limb and say you're wrong though.

>>34098645

Last time I checked Viet cong aren't around anymore. As far as I know Vietnam is even unified and shit now. Unless they intended to lose the war they did a shitty job of whatever it was they wanted.

>>34098484
>the song Charlie don't Surf

I hope this is b8 but if not the song is Ride of the Valkyries

>>34098583

Your stupid country got objectively rekt and no amount of faggot tier bullshit like "oh we just left" is going to convince anyone otherwise.

Your country is a fucking embarrassment. The "greatest military in the world" and you've never won a war.

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>>34098746
>never won a war

>>34098741
I know the song in the helicopter invasion was ride of the Valkyries. I was referring to this song:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T1lc4rqh7ZU

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Who here /armydog/?

>Know what I miss most about Nam?
>All that sweet, sweet yellow leg
>Give those gook whores a pawful of rice and you could hump their leg to your heart's content
>Most of them didn't even care if you stuck your nose up their asshole
>If you wanted to go for round 2 but you were out of rice, you could just threaten to murder the whore's child and they would shut the fuck up real quick
>After one of them gave me the clap I called in an airstrike on her village just for the hell of it

>>34098746
Your post has little resemblance to anything that can be considered an argument

>Living with mom during college summer break
>Cousin Steve coming to town
>Was door gunner in Nam
>Lived in desert in a commune in AZ for like 2 years
>Professionally tastes wines now
>Brings a bottle
>We break it out
>Have a drink
>Ask me what I think
>Say I think it tastes like vinegar and exclaim my mom leaves the wine she has out without the cork in or refridgerated for too long
>They look at me and say nothing
>Not her wine
>Its uncle Steves
>I did not know
>Already drank all the wine in one gulp
>Dont get any more.
>Que Fortunate Son

Who else is /lifeoftheparty/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNS6D4hSQdA

>>34098746
serious question: How mad are you?

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>>34098746
> never won a war
>country was literally founded upon winning a war

>>34098746
Can you give even one example of us getting subjectively rekt? The agent orange got you fucked up good. Fucking dumbass.

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>>34098859
CAUSE I TELL A JOKE OR TWO

>>34098672
>you argue your retarded and factually wrong point
>somebody corrects you
>hur-dur why you so mad tho?
Fuck off, not a ricer or a commie but my point is they showed way more guts and cunning and got what they wanted.

>Last time I checked Viet cong aren't around anymore. As far as I know Vietnam is even unified and shit now.
Vietnam is unified because the commies took over the south, which is what their goal was. It's still a commie country.
The Vietcong got disbanded because they were a guerilla organization, no need for one after you win the war.

>I have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I'll go out on a limb and say you're wrong
Maybe instead of going out on a limb all the time (and embarrassing yourself by showing just how little you know about history) you should pick up a text-book once in a while.

>>34098992
>got what they wanted.

Heh

>>34098992

What textbook would you suggest? All the ones I've read made it clear we thoroughly kicked those zipperhead's asses.

>>34098901
Like most countries. But seriously the US military has had to throw ungodly amounts of money into barely pacifying cave-dwellers ever since WWII. Just look at the shit Russia pulled in Ukraine with a fraction the resources the US spent in Iraq to create nothing except even more chaos than when Saddam was in charge and ISIS.

>>34098992
>no need for one after you win the war.
>win

Top kek

>>34094176
how goes the war? are you guys winning?

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They say the Vietnam War is when Ben "Pulling The Trigger On Every Nigger" Garrison first acquired his taste for nonwhite blood

if you like vietnam shit go watch quarry

this is kind of a spoiler because it's in the finale episode, but it's just so fucking good. kind of a shame the show isn't more well known

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y18LBZ6CoyM

>>34098672
Yes, I am in fact Vietnamese and my grandpa fought for the north. My daddy fought against the chinese.

And I'm tired of americans coming to my fucking country and acting like they didn't got btfo. I have to put them in their place any time, even in the internet.

Maybe its time for round 2

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>>34099120
>Maybe its time for round 2

bring it on Paco

>>34099027
>All the ones I've read made it clear we thoroughly kicked those zipperhead's asses.
Top kek, then the stories about the US educational system are apparently true. I've heard that they teach you endlessly about how billions of jews got killed by Hitler and how it is the single largest tragedy to befall mankind but they just gloss over shit like Vietnam.

>>34099023
They lived in a shithole before and live in one now, still - they showed they aren't anyones bitch.

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>>34099086
Maybe :^)

Orinsl

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>>34099078
>hur-dur they didn't win we just gave up.

>>34099177
You guys are cowards. Tough guys on the internet but when a real vietnamese nationalist mother fucker (me) comes at you outside of a bar in saigon holding a beretta (without bullets lmao) and points it at your balls you piss in your pants and give him what he wants :^)

Its not a surprise you lost

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>>34098583
>>34098557
>>34097881
>>34098636
>>34098992
Actually the north signed a peace deal, and America withdrew. However after the Americans left the north betrayed the peace deal and invaded the south. So technically the US did win, they successfully defended South Vietnam

America's goal for the invention in Vietnam was to defend the south and kill as many VC in the south as possible, not to destroy the North, there really was no strategy. Hence why the US did not actually invade the north at all and stayed in the south. The war on the part of the US was entirely defensive in nature. After the failed Tet offensive the north was basically crippled and relied on VC insurgants to harass South and US soldiers, hence why the signed the fucking peace treaty with South Vietnam. No one in Washington had the balls to deliver the death blow to the North, and the hippies were crying about the war so it inhibited what the US could actually do in Vietnam

>>34099439
>waaah its the hippies fault we got btfo :((((
Come up with another excuse because this one is already stale.

We fucking won. Deal with it.

>>34099185

We don't really discuss Jews much aside from WWII, the textbooks made the commie atrocities sound much worse. That's why Israel is all butthurt about our education system and including the holodomor. If you report things factually it sounds much worse than the final solution.

>>34099493
>Completely disregarding his entire post
Go shit post on some other site before your internet cafe credits run out

>>34099439
the us knew perfectly well what would happen after those accords.

also:
>not playing fair in all your wars
>shocked and outraged when someone else pulls a fast one on you - which you saw coming but accepted as a way to save at least a bit of face.
kek

>>34099655
>>not playing fair in all your wars
Like?

>>34099578
He is blaming everything for the us defeat. The fact is north vietnam btfo america and thats the end of the story

>wah muh peace treaty
>wah muh hippies
>wa we could have btfo u guize we just didnt want to

There is no what if in history. You lost. Deal with it.

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>>34099704
If we got btfo, then why are you trying so hard to defend your """"""""victory""""""""?
Stay mad, rice nigger

>>34099798
Because you need to be reminded of who is the big dog. Come to saigon and I will remind you harder

>>34099697
>supplying mujaheedin against the soviets, which turned out great by the way.
>pretty much indiscriminate bombing ("if there is more than 5 males over the age of 15 in one place they are probably terrorists and should be bombed") of civilians trough the past 15 years, which lead to a whole bunch of people wondering "hey, if we might die at any moment for nothing, might as well blow ourselves up dying for something."
>installing fascist regimes throughout south America and the Caribbean to get rid of commies and keep the prices of bananas low.
>attacking fucking afghanistan and iraq for something your pals the saudis did.
>the whole operation ajax and iran-contra fiasco which turned Iran from a secular country into a theocratic shithole.
Not saying that Russia or China or any other large power is any better, but you guys are the only ones who get pissed off when someone suggests that the majority of what your government does internationally amounts to bullying smaller countries and sticking your nose in other peoples business. At least fucking own it and don't be so fucking shocked and morally outraged when occasionally, once in a blue moon you get a blue eye in return.

>>34099655

>Playing fair
>In wars

Please tell me, what is the fair way of using violence to coerce a nation into following your political agenda? What is the fair way of defending your very existence against an attacking army trying to coerce you into following their political agenda? It's not fucking youth soccer.

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>>34097263
>ywn take it easy in high school in then leave for Vietnam to take it easy in the jungle with your buds

>>34099937
That was exactly my point: no one plays fair including the US, but they suddenly go "muh peace treaty" when someone else follows that basic maxim against them.

>>34099826
What are you going to do, delete my StarCraft account?

>>34098844

Your country has nothing resembling a successful military

>>34098873

As mad as you must feel every single time you think about your cowardly country running away from yet another war

>>34098901

One shitty Euro vs Euro war prior to actually being a country doesn't really count, anon.

>>34098908

Can you give me one example where you decisively won a war against anyone?

>>34099998
Come at you holding steel >>34099362

What are you gonna do, drop a napalm bomb? bring the m16 and kill all the kids? This is my country bitch.

I wish every amerilard gtfos my proud nation. I am doing my part by introducing them to a new experience (fear) and they empty up the wallet because they are cowards. hopefully they never think to come back

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>"Gimme Stones" by Rolling Shelter starts playing

>>34100103
serious question bro: How mad are you?

>>34100258
Wouldnt you be mad if millions american assholes came to your country to act like they own it and all the women despite been btfo before?

>>34100311
>angry about the vietnam war when it wasn't during his lifetime
>doesn't realize he is as bad as niggers still complaining about slavery or jim crow or some shit

>>34100311
I'd be happy they brought me their badass culture and democracy to my backwards gook ass

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>"stop, hey what's that sound" by the Springfield Buffaloes starts playing

>>34100352
One cuck

>>34100357
Two cuck

>>34100375
Three cuck

>>34100375
spare me of your childish rage, young one

>>34100375

Rice cuck

>>34100375
>>34100382
>>34100398
>>34100409
Cuck central.

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>>34100422
he's almost 1/4 of the way to understanding that a non-argument gets us nowhere

>>34100352
And let me tell you something

1. american niggers and whites are the same asshole
2. you bastards thing you won and vietnam and all our women belong to you. you come to my country acting like a tough guy hey baby suck my dick becaus im american

I have the right to be mad. I have the right to want vengeance. My grandpa and dad didnt fight and win for this. When you come to MY COUNTRY and fuck MY WOMEN you are pissing on the grave of my grandpa

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>>34100494
if you are unwilling to go alpha to steal back women instead of being the literal definition of a cuck, you can fix it

otherwise your complaining is getting you nowhere

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>>34100494
>when you come to my country and fuck my women

It's not my fault they love me long time ;)
They like BIG GI

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>>34100529
>implying women from third-world countries won't always flock to rich tourists.
>implying what you're telling him isn't just the equivalent of "just be yourself."
if he is really robbing tourists like he claims, although I doubt he would be on /r9k/, then he is making the best of the situation.

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>>34100529
Its not free :^) They have to pay me the "american asshole fee" for coming to my country.

>>34100556
>>34099362
;)

Bring cash tough guy

>>34094781
>llllleeeeeee

AN INTERNET IS FOR YOU SIR XD

>>34100657
are you one of those vietnamese ladyboys?

I kinda wish I'd lived in the 60s sometime.

Booming economy in the western world. Pre-marital sex becomes ok but before second wave feminism really took off in the 70s and 80s. Awesome music like the Rolling Stones and The Doors.

Then I could jettison my hippie values and get rich on Wall Street under Reagan.

Ahhhhhhh to be a baby boomer....

>>34100735
You will be a ladyboy when I shoot your balls.

Pls come to beautiful saigon :) many beautiful horny women here for you :)

Bring dollars.

>>34100891
Is this supposed to be a good comeback or something? It's pretty stale desu

>>34098530
I've been playing that recently, which character did you pick anon? I picked Slacker.

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>>34098723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOTsMHTwshg

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>>34101281
I had a cheeky giggle at that one

>>34101098
is slacker the guy with the floppy hat standing on the right?

I think that is the guy I played. Ive looked at some pics. I dont remember playing meat puppet or anyone else.

>>34097263
this
societies in the past solved their incel problem by sending them off to die somewhere, young college aged men who were not married and had no children were the first to be drafted
and now today we have mass shootings

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who /STVnam/ right NOW

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This is an NLF thread now

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>>34102114
not as long as we're around

>>34102114
>flintlock rifle
>hammer appears to be forward
>ramrod clearly bent

lmao, they couldn't spare an AK for this propaganda bullshit?

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>>34094176
My dad and all of my uncle's went

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>vietnam war board
>it ain't me starts posting

>>34102114

Lmao. Getting captured by a little girl

>American "soldiers"

My family sold canteens and other things to the army during the war. We made so much.

My dad was so mad when the draft stopped

>>34102114
I dont get it, where is that guys fucking head??

>>34094176
My dad was. Never talks about it though, he went through some serious trauma over there. It's a miracle he survived and had me later on

>>34104064
It is a pilot with his helmet still on and his head held down.

>>34104026
More like:

>shot down
>chased down by the actual NVA
>captured
>brought to some town for a propaganda shot with a girl in clean clothes holding a non functioning obsolete weapon

>>34104417
More like:

>guy dropped his gun
>girl is handing it back
>he's the backwards man the backwards man. he can walk backwards fast as you can.

>>34094176
I'm not a vietnam vet but I am a vietfag get.

>>34104644
fucking nice get