>24 years old >NEET >No job ever >Recently landed

>>34095628
>security job
Is it one of those observe & report type jobs?
Did you have to get a guard card?

lol lets go nigga abuse your power

How please explain. I'm 23 with no job experience.

>>34095628
Fuck i want a security job so bad, not one where im walking around a parking lot or some shit, I just want to sit in a comfy chair, looking at monitors, and play runescape all night.

Perfect robot job, at least until somebody actually breaks in.

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>>34095628
>want security job
>need a license to actually be security
>costs like 400 bucks to get
Literally paying to have a chance at a job

>>34095628
>tfw your comfy security job is so comfy that you don't even want to get your degree for some jobs that pays a lot more
I'd rather be able to play games the whole 8 hours or sleep. I feel like I won the lottery

>>34095782
This world is fucked

>>34095782
What third world shithole do you live in where this is a thing?