Tick tock on the clock, but the cucking don't stop no.

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>tfw have to get a job soon
>tfw can't be a NEET anymore

>>34134167
This is the fate of ALL NEETs.

not original

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>>34134103
FUCK YOU NEET. YOU AREN'T FUNNY. WHY DONT YOU TRY CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY INSTEAD OF DESTROYING IT. FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE

Centrelink recently sent me to a job agency which is suppposed to help me get a job. It will be interesting to see how they go, considering that I have no previous experience and no qualifications beyond HS and college education. Considering how shit the job market is and how picky employers are these days, I doubt it, which means I get to keep on neeting.

>>34134103
Tick tock on the clock, but the cucking don't stop no.

Wagie ragie oh ohhh I GOT A FUCKING GIANT ASS RAISE YESTERDAY WOO OOH
Wagie ragie oh ohhh. AND IM STILL WORKING FROM HOME SO I SPEND ALL DAY NAKED ON MEETINGS WOO OOH

>>34134404
>Things that didn't happen.
originaliosi

>>34134474
>things that you dont want to believe happened because you are salty

For $100, Jeff!

>>34134399

You'll eventually be put into work for the dole, unless you can weasel out of it by claiming you're mentally I'll.

>be 30
>have a job
>realize you've been putting your life on hold doing absolutely nothing of benefit to anyone and spent your waking hours on distractions like video games and internet forums
>you now have 10 years worth of catching up to do and it will hang over you for the rest of your life

Tick tock, the world is moving forward, people are living their lives and it won't stop to wait for you. Meanwhile you are effectively aging yourself for 0xp and no credits, the blank gap in your history widening every day.

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>>34134827
as a 26 year old, I'm looking for a job hard. I know I wasted 6 years but fuck it. I was going to school but didn't get a degree, almost there however. I'm going to get a job and finish it. I don't want to be 30 looking for my first job

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>>34134103
This is poetic.

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I got another wage rise today

Feels good to contribute to society with my skillful labour. Not that you'd know.

I heard you had to sit through another humiliating "job seminar" today, or Mr Shekelstein will cut your NEETbux. If you want, i can drive you there in my fancy company car. But please dont scratch it i have a "business" meeting with my Bosses daughter later.

On the way there let me ask you some questions, NEETcuck.
Hoe does it feel to be a dead weight for your society? An abomination to your parents? A laughfest for your classmates?

Well whatever, the ride is over. Get out. Give them a good reason to keep subsidising your parasitic lifestyle.

Tick tock, NEETcuck.

My patience with you as a successful taxpayer is running out.

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>mfw single wagecucks are literally paying for married couples' tax cuts

>>34138088
>>mfw single wagecucks are literally paying for married couples' tax cuts

I bet your some kind of eurocuck, that shit wouldn't fly in my country.

>>34134167
You dont have to you are just being a little cuck

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>saturday night
>going out with a bunch of friends to a restaurant and then on to a bar.
>I can afford this thanks to being a professional with a decent salary
>don't have to feel the crippling shame of having to explain that I'm NEET if I meet someone who asks me what I do

Should be a good evening tonight lads. Enjoy your tendies.

>>34137863
>>34138209
I dunno. I have it pretty good. Video related.

https://youtu.be/CJ_HTABr7hA

>>34138348
>tfw work 10 hours
>on a Saturday
>with no overtime

>>34138348
Unrelated, but anyone know where I can get more party videos like this?

>>34134103
Joke's on you, I'm on (paid) vacation. Feels good to be an Euro.

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>back to uni next week

>>34138209
I'm a wagecuck but that's sounds pretty boring desu.

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Tick tock goes the clock as his oneitis sucks a cock. The wagie want's a breakie but it just wont stop.

>>34138583
>has the opportunity to go to uni
>complains
Holy entitlement!

>>34138561
Not a argument!!

>>34138667
>has access to the internet
>doesn't say grace every night
what the fuck are you doing

>>34138677
Having a real job (not wage slavery) is like being a NEET - without the crippling poverty and complete social deprivation.

>>34138653
>want's

Perhaps you should use your free time to study grammar.

>>34138726
I'm thankful for the internet, but saying grace is for wagecucks and republicans.

>>34138896
Piss off I'm tired.

>>34138896
Not him, but...
>>34137863
>bosses daughter
Seems like wagecucks don't have time to study proper grammar.

>>34138900
Holy entitlement indeed

>>34136169
Godspeed anon. I'm 29 and after been a NEET for 6 years I got my first job at 26. I recommend you get a night shift job, they're pretty comfy and you get paid more than day shift.
Pro tip, when they ask you for your employment history, tell them you did volunteer work and lie about previous job experience. Most employers don't give a fuck when you apply for a low wage job.

>>34138909
Why not use your free time to sleep?

Why must you do this to yourself?

>>34139031
Going to stay up for another 12 hours, my aim is to sleep at 6am and wake up at 1-2pm so I can be awake for the majority of the day and all night.

>>34134103
i work 16 hours a week 4 days as a lifegaurd during the day shift (only chill retired people, no roasties or chad in sight.) . I get to lift afterwards and all of the coworkers are sweet old ladies.

I also teach music lessons. ( well just the one.)

I have it pretty comfy.

>>34139050
Why would you do that?
I know, nighttime is comfy for vidya and anime, but this sound like you're fucking with your sleep pattern, which is vital for being healthy. just curious

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>>34139022
Note taken anon. We can make it. I hear about dudes in their 30s getting good jobs to pay off a house. It's luck, you can strike up a convo or do a good deed to the right person at the right time and it can change life for the best.


There is a light.

>>34134392
>contributing to a society that is at it's decadence stage

You're just keeping a rotting, stinking corpse alive Anon.

>>34139161
Because nighttime is comfy and so that if some faggot breaks in I can stab the bastard.

>>34139242
rough neighbourship, huh?

>>34139242
Nobody's gonna break in. Just fyi.

>>34139324
Nah just a bit paranoid, like you think some kind of shit would never happen to you then one day it does, it could happen so I think from now on I want to be awake all night and keep a knife nearby.

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>>34139356
>mfw someone figures out your sleeping schedule and breaks into your house in the morning

>>34139465
But I don't live alone, I'll be the night guard.

>>34139472
>Not having a dog
Truly a modern day robot.

>>34139356
I live on ground level myself, so anybody could be bargin through the window at any time.
I stopped caring at some point, otherwise the fear of getting mugged would have got the better of me. can relate though.