>tfw the only reason I visit /r9k/ anymore is to add femanons

>>34133938
Literately why
dude just eat sardines it will solve all your problems

>>34133938
You need someone who isn't from 4chan. Someone from here has the same flaws as you. A relationship will amplify these flaws. Like two alcoholics or drug addicts or fatasses. You will enable each other.

You need someone normal who will build you up.

Go outside.

>>34133987
>be urself xD
fuck off
if youre gonna reply, provide step by step instructions that apply to my situation, not vague horseshit

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>>34133987
>le go outside meme

ok I went outside

It's cold and pouring rain
Now I'm back in

Where the fuck is my gf?

>>34134050
I like to think the madman actually did it.

I want a fembot gf.

A shut in girl would be perfect for me.

A relationship with an extroverted energetic normie girl would not work for either of us.

>>34133987
Opposites don't work

>>34133987
But I can't relate to normal girls at all. They don't share my interests or views or know my feels. Plus they all want a guy who's moving forward in life.

How many normal girls would date a fat 24-year-old virgin who lives with his parents, has no IRL friends, works minimum-wage retail, and has no hobbies that involve leaving the house?

>>34134116
>having a job
Normie get out ree.

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>>34133938
>Have added 3 from here
>They have all ghosted me

Just when I thought I had hit rock bottom

>>34134096
I thought I wanted that too, but then I found one and I just wanna get rid of her.

>>34134148
What's so bad about her? BPD?

haha nce

>>34134148
What's wrong with her?

Can I have her?

>>34134172
yeah i know right 1234123

>>34134143
OP here, somehow I've only been ghosted a couple times in the years I've been talking to femanons. Typically the conversation just dies because she clearly isn't that interested and never says anything unless spoken to.

>>34134148
You fucking idiot. You got a girl that's one in a fucking gorillion and you wan't to get rid of her after you took her virginity and fucked her raw.

No. Keep the trash. One less "fembot" who had a relation and isn't a virgin

This board is essentially doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.

You're not going to find a gf here.
You're not going to find a solution to any your problems here.

>>34134164
nothing, it's me,
also, I can't cum from sex

>>34134193
These 3 ghostings have happened in less than a span of a week. It's not like I sperged out and started talking about moe anime weebshit either - they all seem nice and interested in me and then poof, nothing.

I've come to accept I'm probably just the most unlucky cunt around.

>>34134199
she's a tumblerite with literal thousands of noods who she sent to her previous and only bf

>>34134217
Sucks, man. I don't know why it doesn't happen to me more often.

>>34134221
>tumblerite

Goss, that's not a fembot gf.

>>34134255
but she has robot quqliti3s
literally spends all time inside, has no fiends, and avoid her senpai

>>34133938
>wants a gf
>tries to get one via /r9k/
I think I found the reason you're alone

>>34134200
I almost did.
Yesterday, a girl who lived very close to me said she was looking for a bf.

Even though I was too much of a sperg to contact her, just knowing that girls like her exist near me is comforting.

>>34134279
But she sounds like a vile whore.

Fembots are pure.

>>34134295
I'm mever going to find a girl I can connect with IRL, simple as that. I can't even make eye contact or hold conversation face-to-face with girls my age.

>>34134312
>fembots
no such thing
all grills aren't Virgin

>>34134339
I mean you colud try a datng site or something. why /r9k/ of all places? this is the absolute least likely place for anyone to get a gf.

>>34134312
she is into bdsm lol

>>34134386
My three local OkCupid matches are all generic "country girls looking for their country boy".

>>34134458
tough shit, keep looking

>>34134186
what201e8210ru120r12r????????????

>>34134096
I need an extroverted energetic girl to get me out of this shithole desu. Also I can't deal with introverted girls, they're usually even more shy than me so no conversation will ever develop because I would be supposed to make the first step which I can't so it ends in nothing.

>>34133938
Be mine pls anawn ;_;

I will be loyal to you and fully give you all of my attention every time I'll see online or whenever I had the free time. I will take care of you and remember most things that you'll tell me also the one's that you'll promise! I will treat you really good cause you deserve lots of love and kisses! I would love to appreciate you and make your life more meaningful than you ever thought c: I love you, pls take care qt

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>>34133938
Pathetic "people" like you are seriously what ruined this board. It's nothing but gender/transbait nowadays
>but why are you still here then
I'm not, this is the first time in over a month I'm checking in.

>>34134172
Shut the fuck up please? :(-

>>34134933
I smell catfishing. This is a fat old australian. Don't fall for it.

>No fembots even remotely closeby so it doesn't matter anyway

>>34134933
Hey, here's a throwaway adress: [email protected]

Can you mail me your Discord or Skype please?

>>34134933
>>34135447
P-pls say something. ;_;

>>34134933
>>34135447
>>34136140
Last bump, I hope you can be my gf.