Requesting a female to Vocaroo herself saying "fuck off, Chad. I only want anon. He's so cute and introverted like me, we have so much in common. I love to talk about how much we hate everyone, especially normies, together."
>>34134178
not impressive at all Fail. No caek.
wtf, this is bull shit. omg that things face looks
An original bumperino.
>Select all images with street signs
Bumpity bump bumperino.
I-I kind of want this as well!
BUMPPPPPP DESU LAD SENPAI DESU DESU
>>34134178
BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMPB BUMPBUPBMBUPMBP
These are always American femanons
Never any Australian or Eurotrash femanons.
Feels bad man
>>34134178
Bump Bump dfasd Bump daBump dfABump dASBump fFvBump faggoit
>>34134178
BUMP BUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPdasdasdasdasdaegtnuehsa git git
>>34135301
>https://clyp.it/1utmqk2b
hahahaha faggot
>this is me bullying you
>>34135367
>https://clyp.it/1utmqk2b
aNON
is this how you say it? aNON?
>>34135368
That's rude, anon.
Oreganu.
Lol!!
Im not saying that.
>>34135367
I don't want to be racist...But all female posters on this board sound the same.
>>34135379
Isn't that how everyone pronounces it? Pls no bully.
Looking for females to say "Ayyy girl let me clap them cheeks".
>>34135397
Not really sure how to reply to this, but okay.
>>34135400
idk im eurotrash so
>>34135444
That explains it.
Oreganu.
>>34135367
You talk way fast, like normalfag that has a lot of social experience.
Robots don't have the motor patterns to talk that fast.
Reee off my board.
>>34135470
Women can't be robots, but I'm nowhere near a normalfag, kek. Also, not all robots have a speech impediment.
>>34135379
you have little fat boy's voice
>>34135367
>https://clyp.it/1utmqk2b
What the fuck. I didn't know "reading like a normie" was even a thing.
You read it like a normie would. I can't even fucking explain why. I'm not sure if I'm disgusted or impressed.
>>34135486
Pls stop originally bullying me. I've never heard a little fat boy that talks like that.
>>34135500
That doesn't even make sense, but alrighty. How else was I supposed to read it?
>>34134178
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VufYoRGMi2
>>34135408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A10zXAAdd7
>>34135521
Fuck off, trap.
Originallyyyy
>>34135503
not even bullying
without seeing you i'd assume you are an aforementioned fat little boy
https://clyp.it/sujfpksy
I'm bored
>>34135534
Riiiiight. I've literally never heard a little boy that speaks like that.
>>34135538
Your voice sounds cute but also really fucking weird. Pretty sure you're a trap.
>>34135548
but i have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXaAP75B0k
not exactly what i mean but close
stop bullying my non-bullying attitude
>>34135538
Melbournebot here.
First ausfemanon I've heard.
Pls be 18+
>>34135559
I don't even sound like him, lamo.
>>34135532
b-but i'm not a traporiginaleblox987
>>34135538
Can you please be my gf? I'm serious.
>>34135538
Aussie girls r cute, I tell ya.
>>34135521
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A10zXAAdd7
You sound cute.
>>34135538
where do i find girls like you who actually sound feminine and qt? whenever i go outside and hear australian women speak i want to vomit.
>>34135538
How do you you feel about black guy? This is a super important question.
>>34135538
i love how your voice sounds when you say "hes so cute and introverted like me".
>tfw no gf who will tell me she loves me in that tone of voice.
>>34135521
>>34135538
Do you think you could bully me for being uncircumcised?
>>34135962
Yep it's damn cute. Too bad not a single one of us will ever get to be her bf.
>>34136012
>that matters
>they would not play with our foreskins
Thanks god my parents don't get me cut.
>>34136087
amen. love my foreskin. still like getting bullied for it though.
>>34134178
only for u op
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xrRvbV6pKE
>>34136137
Well maybe. But porn really should have more foreskin! So girls know it's normal to have it.
>>34136171
Keq
>>34136179
I agree! More foreskin everywhere
>>34136257
We should start a campaign about foreskins and why women should love them!
>>34134178
>Vocaroo herself
i'm not going to do that but i'll fuckaroo myself in the cunt with a hairbrush, bristles first.
>>34136287
ooooh, sorry. i think you're looking for 4skan.org/r9k/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0svUH2qNUDq
i t r i e d
>>34136604
>>34135379>>34135538
why do you all sound so similar
>>34136604
Can you be my girlfriend? :3
WOMEN BE SHOPPIN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ymOyjeRQ0Z
>>34136792
fuck off you 12 year old shit
>>34136604
You sound cute, but I probably find almost all female voices cute
>>34136792
gold
oro1o1irgjainanl
>>34136800
hey now hhey now i'm actually 12 and a half
>>34136604
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0svUH2qNUDq
"ay-non"
>what is wrong with women
>>34135521
The qtest, you should do anime dubs
>>34136732
lets see
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W9DZnMBTpp
>>34136792
Gonna fap to this desu
>>34136856
working as intended, thx beb
>>34136850
Shit, didn't expect to get turned on by this
>>34136850
10/10 you're waifu material.i love you please be my gf.
>>34136850
Be my gentle femdom gf
Seriously though, what do you all think "Anon" is short for? Or do you all pronounce it AY-non-y-mous?
>>34136823
You can fuck right off, Ayynon is the only way to say it.
>>34136850
Sending people further down the path to dispair. You are doing God's work here.
>>34136823
Idk, maybe she's not a a native speaker like me, I pronounce it that way too
>>34136964
True, I still pronounce it ay-non in my head all the time
Why do so many of you femanons sound really similar? Or is this just samefagging?
>>34136850
>A-non
have I been saying it wrong this whole time???
>>34137045
Yep.
Oreganigger
>>34137003
>he doesn't take advantage of getting rejected by females by having a femdom fetish
I'm sorry it still hurts you Anon
I did one of these yesterday. Helps me get rid of my mic anxiety desu.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dRCvxCDR27
>>34137108
Ah-nin
What.
>>34137003
I was kidding, should have clarified that in the audio file. Robots > normies any day of the week when it comes to dating. they're way more interesting and down-to-earth and the weirdness is a perk desu
>>34137142
Then be my gf! I'm a real robot.
>>34137138
>you
>not smelling like gross doo doo
lol okay champ, whatever you say.
>>34137108
You need to breath while talking. Sounds like your nose is clogged.
>>34137142
Too bad, I was hoping you were serious. This place needs a slap in the face, so these otherwise good men will go out be something.
>>34137142
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>>34137184
>good
>men
>go out
>be something
lol
>>34137184
It is a little bit. I was also freaking out a little and rushing because I didn't want my brother to notice in the next room.
>>34137108
Why are girls so cute
It sounds like you have a smug smile while talking
>>34136171
fuck you have a sexy voice
Can you say be my gf pls
>>34137295
Don't worry. You did a good job.
>>34137338
>>34136188
feel free to join my discord, ill be in general
https://discord.gg/WzJrnTj
it's the 16-year-old girls keeping their voice down so mom & dad won't hear them in the next room thread. /smileywithacaratnose/
>>34137338
also didnt forget about u bb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1svtp9A6KPb
>>34137497
haha thank you s-senpai
>>34137432
EXPIRED:(
oregan0
>>34134178
Requestng a version of OPs, but much more natural and maybe add some more stuff in to make me feel some feels
>>34138107
How about your write one?
I want to hear BOYS