>26 years old >no work experience Do you believe in miracles

Just keep posting frogs, I'm sure it will help

>>34136252
too late nae. start looking to make a small business or live in the forest or something. you are never getting a decent job, and you will find it difficult to get a shit job.

Holy fuck you are a real loser. Fast food will hire you. Pizza delivery will hire you. You might be able to geta job at a truck stop washing trucks. That pays better then fast food but at 26 years old you most likely are in godawful shape and could not handle actual physical work.


idk...your generation was meant for suicide. Giving up is all you pussies have ever accomplished.

I just went to craigslist and clicked on security under jobs and some guy is paying 10 bucks an hour to be an armed security guard for people with no experience. Seems pretty sweet. Might have to deal with spics though.

Do voluntary work if you can't get anything else. Its better than nothing, gives you experience and a reference

>>34136252
Retail will take you. They love people who are clearly in no position to leave them.

>>34136357
i could accomplish beating you senseless if i wanted to, it would have as much meaning as your post, but it would make me feel good.

some nigger will probably bully you for me anyway.

>>34136252
Go work pat-time in library. They will take retards who will do all the physical hard work for them.

Source: experience

>>34136612
Dont kid yourself, snowflake. I come from a generation where men didnt spread their ass cheeks for every dickhead in their lives.

You dont have the life experience to react fast enough for what i would bring into your safe zone. Idgaf how much mma you watch or how much time you spend in the gym...you are a pussy to men like me and we will NEVER respect you.

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>>34136306
face, pwned

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>>34137027
>all that projecting about mma and gym
kek....
pic related, it's you

>>34137027
>I come from a generation where
So now you're an old fart with reflexes of a snail?

>>34136252
Someone recommended trying temp agencies yesterday.

>>34137242
Im in my 40s. Served in the Army for Desert Storm. Built my own roofing business. even if my reflexes are slower you kids dont have the upper body strength to hurt someone. Honestly, you are so sheltered you dont realize how patient we are with you. Good for you. Keep being special. My kind will keep getting things done.

>>34137362
okay Mr. Serious pants, you're forgetting nothing matters and we're going to all die soon.

so um, yeah, enjoy that fleeting feeling of superiority over people 10-20 years younger than you.

when you were 30 did you hang around colleges and heckle people too? fucking loser lol.

>>34136572
how painfully true this is

>>34137362
>you kids dont have the upper body strength to hurt someone

And you assume that why? I am not some scrawny shot, I am 2 meters tall and do heavy lifting at work. Shut the fuck up, old man. Your generation is the reason why the world is so fucked up now. We young are the future. And we will build a better world than you.

>>34136252
What the hell did you do the last ten years?!

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>>34137625
>What the hell did you do the last ten years?!
in and out of community college. Worked in the fields and had a packing job once but arthritis in my hip made me quit.
also "depression" and crippling loneliness. I graduated HS 7 years ago

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Just applied for another job. Wish me luck, kek give me job

Watch Misaeng. It's about a 26 year old with his first job.

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>>34138843
I'll make a prayer lord kek's name for you, brother.

>>34136252
make up bs about starting your own business or being self employed

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>>34137362
Jesus Christ this guy trying to intimidate teenagers on the internet, has your wife left you or have you started shitting your pants again recently? God bless your fragile spirit

>>34136252
fast food or start learning code. if you have a license, you can do deliveries

>>34137362
kek you sound like such a faggot

>>34137362
>served in desert storm
so nothing to be proud of

>>34136252
I feel ya I'm in the same boat I'm 38 and going nowhere

26 and only had internships and a 1 year office job (civil service because I didn't wanna go to the army for 1 year)

Every entry level job has 200+ applicants, every high level job 50+ this current situation in my country is pretty meh.

I feel like in the end the only option is to find something you are interested in and create an opportunity to make money out of it.

>>34140749
YES I have 12 more years to get to your point.

You do mean you've NEVER worked, right? None of this
>in and out of community college. Worked in the fields and had a packing job once but arthritis in my hip made me quit.
Bullshit. Right?

>>34140882
That's right college was never an option I just completely shut down when I moved where I am now

>>34141481
tell about what happened to you anon?