You're fucking your gf in the ass and this happens.

fry that shit and eat it like chicken

>>34154904
women are fucking disgusting

normies man how do they do it

Put it back in

>>34154921
I can almost guarantee you have masturbated to porn relatively equally as disgusting as that

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00OZRAPasKC

>>34154904
Laugh my fucking ass off and tease her with it for the rest of my life

>>34154904

whoa lil shitty jr popped out like a popcorn

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>>34154995
fucking hell I've got tears rolling down my face

As disgusting as that is, it's pretty cute how embarrassed she gets

>>34154995
you are, dare I say, quite a gentleman

Chuckle and hug her when she inevitably starts crying, then tell her how important it is get an enema before we do butt stuff. Once she calms down, give her the enema and then put it back in.

>>34154995
so when was this recorded

holy shit the fucking sniffs

>>34155232
earlier today, some anon asked for it. look in the archives

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>>34154995
oh fug I should have known

>>34154904
I'd wonder why we skipped the enema before doing ANYTHING anal related.

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>>34154904
wouldnt give a fuck. dick wouldnt be out far enough for it to pop out, id probably just push it back or something.

Just wipe off if i have shitdick. No biggie, i bet the texture would actually feel good


>>34154995
jesus christ what

Pup is hot