What did you do today, robots?
This was my day:
>wake up at 9 AM to gf asking me if I'm going to sleep all day
>get high with gf on the living room couch and discuss many important topics, ie what her favorite kind of donut is (we never figured this out) and have I ever seen a platypus irl (I haven't)
>cap off our couch discussions by drawing 10 minute portraits of each other
>go to local german deli place for lunch and order random thing in german + sauerkraut
>watch gf almost accidentally buy head cheese
>play tennis (badly) with gf, who wins (she always wins)
>return to gf's apartment, get high again
>watch two episodes of Portlandia
>have sex for an hour, cuddle for an hour afterwards
>eat leftovers for dinner
>go to work, flirt with coworker, flirt with customers, get $20 tip
>go home and drink beer + play videogames
I cleaned my room a bit and worked out for 20 minutes while I logged onto wow
watched GDQ all day
pothoshopped some documents for a work acquaintance
Grinded out four levels in Nostalrius(Elysium)
>>34155138
>>watch gf almost accidentally buy head cheese
fuck off
headcheese is DELISHOUS
>>34155138
>worked a little on a program im writing
>did dishes
>watched football with my grandpa
>ate dinner
>watched another football game with grandpa
>now typing this
not that bad of a day.
>wake up at 6 pm
>eat
>watch twelve eps of mobile suit gundam desu
>shower
>eat
>more watch
>bed
i go back to skool in 2 weeks desu. i really wasted my day today.
>>34155636
OP here
What does it taste like?
>>34155138
>Normie bragging about gf because he knows it'll piss us off
What a shocker
>>34156347
Depends on the brand. The cheaper ones are basically gelatin, the better ones taste like bologna and hog casing.
>>34155138
drank a fuckton of water in prep for drugtest
>>34155138
>woke up at 11:30am after 6 hours of sleep
>laid in bed for three hours playing on my phone
>get headache from not eating yet
>get up to shit/piss
>eat a corn dog
>loaf around for three hours
>mom begs me to come with her to a group therapy session for people struggling with PTSD
>thinks I could benefit from it
>reluctantly go despite extreme social anxiety
>chair is uncomfortable
>get a headache from it all
>probably would have been better if I hadn't gone at all
>get home, take some Tylenol for headache
>not really hungry
>go to bed at 7:30
>wake up at 2 am
>here now
I hate my life
>>34155138
itt stuff that didnt happen
>>34156389
>faggot replies just to tell us that he's pissed off
What a shocker
>>34155138
My day since I moved back with my parents.
>wake up ~4pm
>shower
>eat
>smoke a cigarette
>draw/paint/shitpost until 7am the next day
>fap
>sleep
That's literally it. I don't even have time to go out and spill my spaghetti anymore.
>>34157075
>Faggot
>Mike Pence
What a shocker
>woke up at 3 pm
>ate pizza leftovers
>played some xbox
>ate with grandparents
>hanged out with a couple friends
>watched anime.together
>get home and shitpost
>
>>34157257
>sudden, completely irrelevant political attack
...I voted for Bernie.
>>34157258
I, too, ate pizza leftovers today
>dominos bbq onion bacon pizza
>mfw
>wake up at 6am
>have a shower
>crippling depression sets in
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>watch anime
>go to sleep
>>34157443
>not knowing about Mike "Ampers for Queers" Pence
>>34155138
>wake up at 7am
>wake up at 7.15
>wake up at 7.30
>repeat until 10am
>fap
>realise it's Mio from K-On's birthday
>well shit
>plans to study for exam in two days are gone
>gonna watch my favourite Mio episodes now
Britfag so
>wake up
>smoke in bed
>check news, email, and r9k
>still here
Might get up soon. But the rest of the day will be spent in bed on the internet.
>>34158549
>left bed to get coffee
>"kinda cold dude"
>flat is out of gas fuck fuck fuck