whats your suicide prevention routine?

An almost unbearable hot bath. Maybe nibble on a habanero pepper for a while. I learned to utilize pain in therapy. Used to bleed myself before that.

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>>34156706
Smoke a cigarette, fap, and try to go to sleep.

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Cry and vidya, occasionally animu and a hot shower. Basically what i do everyday.

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Attempt to climb out of the hole of existential depression by brainwashing myself that my future impact will be worthy of prolonging my existence.

I listen to my favorite artist, play my favorite game, and sometimes I cry & wash my face.

I sometimes find myself curious enough to be inspired by the growing vegan movement, it's pleasant to see humanity giving a fuck, even if they are such a minority.

>>34156706

smoke a cigarette, smoke some weed, fap, go for a jog, do some push-ups, do some sit-ups, meditate

I just keep trying until I stop feeling shitty or I'm too physically exhausted to do anything about those feelings

>>34156706
Thinking it away

>>34156706
Not genetically defective enough to have any suicidal tendencies. Life preservation instinct just too strong.

I WALK THIS LONELY ROAD

>>34157108
smoking cigs are my suicide intention routine

>>34156706
you are being cringy at this point normie

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Using shampoo as anal lube

>>34157458
veganism is stupid/incorrect mate you might as well end it

>>34157659
your feelings < logic & rationality

I'd rather stay alive, yeah.

>>34157862
>a vegan diet is logical and rational
you will not be missed

This morning it's lying in bed reading this crap, listening to Reinhardt and waiting for my Mrs. to bring me breakfast in bed.

After a lazy bath and read of the Sunday papers, I'll prepare dinner, put it on to cook and pop to the pub for a few.

>>34156706
The possibility of Half Life 3 releasing and a Grump presdiency.

>>34158404
Fucking autocorrect I meant Trump and I clicked send too soon fuck this shitty phone.
But it goes
>vidya session
>gym
>eat
>more vidya
>fap

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>>34158322
holocausting sentient creatures by the billions is not necessary at ALL, nor is it logically justifiable, and even morally consistent with most people. That's the first thing, diet comes after. See how you mention diet well before the animals? that's because for you, food is comfort, feelings.

>a vegan diet is logical and rational

according to the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, it is both logical and rational from birth to death.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27886704

I can go on further why it is illogical to eat animal products when they correlate with the top 5 causes of death via disease, but I don't desire to turn this thread into what wasn't wished for.

>>34156706
Cold shower and 100 push-ups and another cold shower. Try not looking into mirror. Also Kill 'Em All by Metallica. If it's winter opening window.

>>34156706
A long drive away from home to nowhere in particular puts things into perspective for me.

Watch an episode of MLP, chainsmoke and go start a bar fight or something

I spend most of my time in the gym anyways, so that too

>>34156706
death is gonna come to me no matter what i do, so why kill myself? im receiving neetbux and i am very happy that a bunch of normies will have to fund my neet lifestyle till my death