>tfw gay >tfw no bf why live ?

>>34164294
>tfw sexually attracted to men, women, traps, and non-human mammals but still a virgin.

>>34164294
>why live?

Good point! Kill yourself immediately.

>>34164294
>tfw not gay
>tfw no chance of ever getting a girlfriend

please kill me

>>34164294
just make an account on grindr or something ya stupid sodomite

>>34164456
You can always give up on your boipucci and get some hot dickings to make you feel better.

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>had a dream about having a bf who strokes your hair while watching anime together again
I want the pain to stop

>>34164567
But I'm not at all submissive anon

>>34164312
Sex with fags is easy. Finding a decent bf is hard

>>34164583
In that case, I have no choice but to mentally break you and turn you into a submissive slut who begs for dick every day

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>>34164639
But even if that would succeed, I'm a 6'2'' Hairy dude

I fetischize having a neet bf who I treat like a pet (but nicely though) who wears a maid outfit and nice clothing.

He cleans the house and makes dinner before I get home from work, and we watch tv and play vidya before I fuck him, and then go to sleep.

We go to like amusement parks together, comic conventions, and he adores me and we are perfectly happy together.

But I doubt I'll ever make this dream come true.

>>34164664
>I'm a 6'2'' Hairy dude
When I'm done with you you'll be a twink who curses his height and his frequent need for shaving or, dare I say, waxing

>>34164703
I wish someone would do this to me anon.

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>tfw tru-bi

>tfw got screwed over and taken advantage of by a bitrender and a manipulative woman

I feel zero desire to love anymore or get into a (((relationship))). It's only me and my hand for the rest of my life.

>>34164690
C-can I be your neet bf ploxx?

>tfw no anon bf
i don't think I could ever truly feel comfortable with another person who's not a stupid fucking nerd like me

>>34164690
This really does sound like a beautiful fantasy I wish I had a bf that I could be a sub like that for.

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>>34164571
>had a dream about having a bf who skull fucks your face while holding you by the hair as they watch wrestling
Bonesaws reeeeaddddy

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tfw you found your dream bf on here

>>34164737
Post your discord and we can talk, maybe you'll like me.

>>34164743
Same as above...

John#4147

>>34164743
me too. alas. will never happen. all those guys want barely legal almost-girls

>>34164294
Are there even any women on this board or is that just a meme?

>>34164787
I'm the guy who made the post and I want male identified males, primarily based on their personality. I posted my discord if you want to add me...

I'm not fake-bi, I primarily like the masc end of the spectrum though...

>>34164801
women roleplay as men to not get harassed while guys roleplay as sissys for the amusement of women.

and the wheel of time turns.

>>34164294
>>tfw gay

opinion and thread discarded

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>>34164761
>tfw he lives on another continent

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>>34164826
But then how are you supposed to get out of being a virgin loser

>>34164844
rape, hookers, or embracing cock.

>tfw the only gays around me are the super camp YAS SLAY QUEEN types that are stick thin and annoying as fuck, or the 40+ chubby bears
>tfw no ordinary people

This is why I always fall for straight people

>>34164294
Why can't you just enjoy being single? It has its ups.

>>34164868
Those can't be the only things, I REFUSE to believe that

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>>34164294
>Be used to taking things extremely slow so I can get to know someone, even if just as a friend it takes time to trust them
>Every guy who liked me ends up going all out lovey dovey crushing after 1-2 months of just online internet contact from a video game / steam
>So much attention so fast is creepy and just makes me distance myself from them
>Only guy I was comfortable with going for I knew for 1.5 years before saying I liked him but he didn't feel the same
>tfw bf never ever

>>34164906
being single your whole life gets boring

>>34164912
you're gonna be an old lonely man before you know it
god you're so stupid

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I want to fuck the progressive box

>>34164911
Become famous in modern media.
Use media to groom them toward your tastes.
Fuck groupies.

>>34164939
What makes it stupid? I know I'm an idiot yes but what about that story is bad?

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>start messaging a guy from here
>we fit for each other perfectly
>fall in love with him
>message daily
>month later
>he says that he can't like me romantically because we cant ever see each other
>can't move on

>>34164973
>>can't move on

cuck

>>34164912
Sorry to hear that anon I hope you find someone that will make you happy.

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What should I have for lunch?

The winning recommendation gets a prize!

>>34164965
it just pisses me off, you're wasting your youth
>>34164973
you too, fuck you

you guys are wasting your fucking lives with this nonsense, stop identifying with your misery, you're not different, post your contact info here, make a craigslist ad, install grindr and GET FUCKED
you could die tomorrow, go fuck someone in real life and stop wasting everybody's fucking time

MAKE YOURSELVES USEFUL, DADDY WANTS TO YIFF

>>34164978
>>34165038
D-don't be mean
originally

>>34164294
>tfw not gay
>tfw want those cutesy relationships that are depicted here

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>34165038
Everyone knows gay sex is easy, the thread is about relationships and boyfriends

>>34164973
>travel across the continent
>tell someone that I love them, while in hindsight was being a dumb kid
>response was "Ok."
>Now find it hard to express emotions like that without fear of rejection, rushing, or being insensitive.

>>34165036
What about chicken salad meow?

>>34165038
>take it too seriously and never end up finishing
>don't take it seriously and never end up starting
>stuck paralyzed by inaction either way

>>34165036
falafel with a side of french fries

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>>34165036
Cummies!! Cummies for lunch!!

>>34165152
That doesn't sound very filling...

>>34165336
Lots and lots of cummies! Gallon challenge! Gallon challenge!

>>34164912
>When they're all over you at first then your personality drives them off and they get more and more distant

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>>34164294
>tfw no /pol/ bf
>tfw you're a living contradiction and it's painful to think about

>>34166511
>a living contradiction
What do you mean?

>>34166689
>hold /pol/ tier views
>/pol/ wants to gas fags
>am a fag

>>34166689
He's basically Ernst Rohm. Honestly it must have been fun being Ernst Rohm. Having a boyharem of Germanic twinks surrounding you at all times. Who wouldn't want that?

>>34166710
Not all of /pol/ is stormfags. From what I've seen, many hold a certain dangerous faggot in high regard, and imo it doesn't make sense for fags like us to hold non-pol views anyway since most Muslims, et cetera want us dead.

>>34166723
For sure, for sure, Ernst Rohm has always been my biggest fantasy right after Adolf Hitler.

>>34166511
>/pol/ believes

be my friend please

>>34166972
Sure I could use a friend anon.

>>34166993
How can one contact you?

>>34164456
Same.

>Not gay
>It is easier for me to get a BF than to get a gf
>At least, it's easier for me to get laid by a dude than with a girl
>Haven't bothered chasing dudes because I'm straight
>Virgin

>>34164912
>tfw you can love someone withing a week
fuck you anon
i can just tell if i like someone by talking to them

>>34167015
Do you have kik?

Original post desudesu

>>34167124
Yes I do. No Idea if I want to post it here though because it contains my real name

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I have to manually remind myself when seeing those threads that none of you are actually gay, you're all just desperate heteros that want 11/10 qt traps to fuck, or a 10/10 6'8" 210lbs of muscle turbochad for the few trannies here.

>>34167181
Just email it to me:

[email protected]

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>>34167196
I'd post a picture of me cuddling with my ex just to prove you wrong but I deleted the album on a very emotional night, so heres this. He was pretty hairy but cute, not a trap in the slightest.

>>34165038
I agree that it's wasting one's youth. That's why I ended my online relationship and wouldn't want another one ever again.
It's painful though. I loved that person but he lived so far.

are there any other gays with /pol/ tier views out there? I'm bored, looking for an anon friend.

>>34168011
Me, though I'm kind of centre left but anti-immigration and the like.

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>notice guy I like in the internet
>get clingy and extremely obsessed at the first sign of interest in friendship
>eventually gets creeped out
>this has happened 3-4 times in the last 2 years

How many of you have crushes on straight guys?

I can't hook up with guys anymore, they get so fucking clingy it's unbearable.

>inb4 degeneracy

I've only ever hooked up with 4 guys in my life (none in real life cause autism) and they've all been so clingy.

>>34164912

This guy gets it.

>>34164761
Same
>>34164840
same ;-;

>>34168253
>they get so fucking clingy it's unbearable
What do you expect?