>Tfw no American gf original

>>34165415
>shit brown eyes
>hair on forehead

that's a beaner, not an american

>>34165435
E pluribus unum. All legal citizens are Americans before anything else, including former nationality and race.

>>34165435
>that's a beaner, not an american
it's time to wake up and smell the roses, sunshine.

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>>34165415
I can unironically say American girls for all their conceited sluttiness are the most wholesome and genuine of girls to date.

>>34165435
Propably not. Her skin is pale, dark hair and eyes are a pretty common feature even among northern and western europeans.

Nevertheless, anyone who has an american citizenship is an american

>>34165415
How dare this muslim shit skin disgrace our great American flag with her goat fucking religion. Fuck her!

>>34165415
>tfw "e-dated" american girl from Kansas
>tfw it was the only relationship I had with a girl in 25 years
I miss 2012 so much.