> Hey big bro, my friends are coming over soon, can you buy

"That'll be one blowjob per can."

>>34166166
How old? If they're 18+ sure 17+ i guess you could.

Have her friends all suck your dick at the same time

im telling mom that you are a fucking slut whore

im also going to be advising daddy not to finance you after high school.

die bitch

>>34166166
if they're 15-16 and not the retarded type, sure buy them that shit

buy it for them but get them shit beer. get some good stuff for yourself.

>>34166166
do it, but get one of her friends to give you head

>>34166166
Sure, if you do it right you can end up like this guy

https://storybroadventures.wordpress.com/about/storybros-magically-lewd-sleepover-adventure/

>>34166166
>maybe your friends can convince me somehow *winks*

>>34166166
Tell them they gotta pay up in one way or another.

Fuck you. Now leave me to my vodka.

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REEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY ROOM THIS IS MY ANIME MEDITATION SPACE

GET OUT GET OUT GET OOOOOOUT

Just don't do it. Also your sister's friends probably will not give you a bj

>>34166639
>beer
>good

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>>34166855
Even if there's a 5% chance, I'm gonna have to take it.

Buy the beer. Fuck your sister. Profit.

Friends brother used to buy us all beer back when we were underage. Also he would check up on us periodically to see how we were doing. Seemed like an alright guy.

Reported to the FBI.
Disgusting

>>34166166
Whenever someone asks you to do something stupid, do something stupid.

They probably expect a crate of coors so go grab some bombers of Heineken or something.

Nice dubs.

underage drinking is illegal and should not be done please keep her developing mind from being corrupted

>>34166905
Fucking disgusting holy shit bare feet on the top of the chair god damnit fucking roasties

>>34166166
"yes"

I had people buy me beer when I was underaged, Id rather my sister ask me than some chad whos going to make her blow him for it anyway

>>34166166
i dont get it, whats the big deal with buying bear for my lil' sis?

>>34166166
>He buys booze for his little sister so she can get drunk and fucked by chad

>KEK DETECTED