My girlfriend doesn't like to spend money, she wants us

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Leave this board RIGHT now

>>34165862
But she's autistic, that's why I came here, nothing normal about her

Yes, paint with your cum. Add a little of your shit and she will love you forever.

>>34165821
Do it and post a picture of it when you're done.

I like this idea and may use it myself in the future if I ever get a GF. The fact that she would suggest this and not want a present that costs money just means you are the luckiest fucking dude in the world. Can I get her number, i'd like her to be my gf. I would pain in cum for her every fucking god damn day. YOU are SO lucky.

>>34165821
better idea, jerk off on a canvas starting now and do it every day until her bday

>>34165821
>be me
>sound food coloring into penis
>cum on a canvas
>use colors that reflected my mood before I jerked off
>repeat for a month

Cum on her face and tell her she is the painting
Results may vary

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>girlfriend

G-g-g-get the fuck out, normie scum.

>>34166180
you can't imagine how hard I cringed at this post

>>34166503
Cringed or actually your cock tingled?

>>34165821
Anon you have an absolutely based gf, never take her for granted.

Cum doesn't have enough color on it's own to be the end-all unless you're going for a minimalist thing. I suggest adding your blood and reeeally add meaning to your art. It's gotta be about something both of you can connect with, whether it's your relationship together or one of your perspectives that the other can understand.