Frog and feels tavern

rip this thread
lol it didn't last long

Well things are going pretty good I guess. How bout you Op

I'll take a room temperature water, you know, diarrhea still. So I found this girl on the internet and I'm exactly her type and she wants to take my virginity. She's gonna move to the other side of the world soon and my condition won't get better in time for that.

>>34158658

Corona please, Sun's out and the snow is melting.

>>34158658
I'll have an old fashioned.


Played ice hockey for the first time Ina year, managed not to suck complete dick at it which is nice.

Uh... Got grad school starting again tomorrow. So anxiety is at an all time high

I've never been to a bar, how does this work?

>>34161099
well you order a drink and tell us your sorrows or how your life is

>>34160483
things are good right now
everythings looking up i'm living a relaxed neet life right now and im finally fully moved into my new apartment room

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>>34160622
Here's your water and how'd you get diarrhea
and that sucks have you got a job
maybe you could go overseas for a holiday with her

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>>34160875
rip comfy winter

>>34158658
I'll take a coffee thanks.

I will turn 19 in a few months and I want to do something great. I've got an idea last Christmas that could potentially turn into a new viral app for students all over the world. Started working on it but I'm a pleb at programming and got no one along with me so it sucks.

I met my first tumblrina the other day.
> pink hair but it was cut short like a guy
> leggings but a man's flannel and jacket
> loud husky voice and was paranoid of being talked over as a woman so she was borderline yelling
> a nose piercing
> an lgbt rainbow bracelet and choker
She said she wanted xe/xhem pronouns and started giving us the rundown on how she's masculine gender neutral, and how she's technically trans but not really but also not cis. I'm pretty sure she wanted someone to think she's fascinating but I already go on tumblr so I didn't need a history lesson and neither did my coworkers.

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>>34161393
That's a shame and what is your idea im not asking for specifics but i cold definitely give you my opinion also here's your coffee

>>34161395
what were your impressions
they're horrible creatures aren't they

>>34161483
Basically that's a procrastination killer. You put the shit you have to do for uni, the app manages automatically your work time in the most efficient and less painful way (goodbye all-nighters) and alerts you if you're supposed to work.
That's the broad idea, but there's much more components to the whole project.

>>34161577
that sounds good
im sure you could find some decent people to work with you just need to keep looking especially at uni

>>34161577
and remember that the thing that will separate your app from others is a smooth clean interface and its easy to use

>>34161663
Thanks for the advice, I've got some ideas on that.

>>34161527
She was nice enough, but definitely the type to have a mental breakdown and plot your demise/ruin your life for assuming her gender. Right now gender/queerfags are so defensive it would be pretty draining to be around them, because they're so ready to be upset, even though they know that people hardly have experience in dealing with it. Ironically, they don't have any problems calling the PC police on anything else, like racism or being able to ironically say edgy shit, but god help you if disrespect the LGBTQAIP community.

>Walk by bar to see if anyone is dancing
>Random people nobody dancing
>I don't go in

So I went to a club alone last night and left alone. Why do I even bother

>>its alright and the appearance can definitely make your app stand out of the crowd once the core functionality is there i hope it goes well its a good idea

>>34161755
its alright and the appearance can definitely make your app stand out of the crowd once the core functionality is there i hope it goes well its a good idea
originaleo

>>34161755
some tumblrinas are really good looking but unfortunately their views are so strong and that demi queer shit
>>34161784
i prefer karaoke you just need to get drunk enough that when its your turn you don't hold back and the audience is pretty drunk too so if you show enthusiasm so will they

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Hi Bartender, just a beer is fine.

I'm in a bit of a strange place just now. I'm a pretty typical robot for the most part, I've got a few friends but a lifetime of tfwnogf.

Recently, one friend has made it their mission to set me up with a girl they know. We've met twice now and she's kinda awkward and yet simultaneously too outgoing(she's literally always at this event or that event, while I am full introvert) but I still have an interest in her. I can't tell if she's interested in me in return and I'm too scared to even ask her out.

I'm also scared that all the time I spend overthinking things will lead to me missing my chance, but I can't get past this. We're normiebook friends so I have a method of speaking to her directly but I feel like I have nothing to say.

>>34161365
Autoimmune disease, it's never gonna go away, but I'm starting a new therapy soon so maybe it gets tolerable. No job, I'm still in uni, and failing at that due to my illness and the crippling depression that comes with it.

Don't be silly, I can't travel in my situation, even if I could, I have to act on this in the next couple of days or she loses interest.

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>>34162133
that's a toughie
try inviting her out somewhere but if she goes out a lot you should do something a little different to what she's used to try like max brennars if she likes chocolate something that goes with her intrest but is still on purpose
>>34162191
and treatment is a good thing plus you know what it is and here is a link to something that could help you out a little
i started out today wondering what kind of books were popular on my torrent website and i've found some pretty interesting stuff ive tried a few things from it and theyve helped me relax a little

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Finlandia with Coke please. If you cant find any Finlandia then any vodka will do it

Listening to old military marches and feeling patriotic and comfy

>>34162408
>treatment is a good thing
Not really, it comes with a lot of side-effects. The warning of possible death isn't there for legal reasons in my case, but because 1 in 1000 dies, due to complications caused by the therapy. I'll have to take the risk anyway, every day without keeping my current symptoms at by increases the risk of getting cancer later. By later I mean in my 30s, 40s if I'm lucky.

>>34162526
>nice man its 3 am here and its pretty cold i'm super comfy and i just finished a glass of Kahlua
>>34162591
that sucks man and be optimistic and you've got to really make the best of it
follow what you want go anywhere

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>wrote her asking how things were going
>eventually got reply and question about how I was doing
>wrote a 147 word long reply about everything that had been going on since we last communicated that ended with a question about what job she had gotten to continue the conversation
>she saw the message but has not replied for 19 hours
This is not a bad omen, right? She just saw that I sperged out and decided to wait for a better time to read through it all, right?
I haven't super goofed have I?

>>34158658
I will be released Wednesday after 3 months inside a mental hospital
I am unsure if I am ready
A girly cocktail please

>>34162687
>go anywhere
I'm chained to the toilet, meds and food that's hard to find. Doing the fun things I'd like is largely impossible without the risk of shitting myself in public. Even if I took that risk, permanent abdominal pain and panic attacks will make sure I don't enjoy what I'm doing.

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>>34162687
Really? It Just 6pm and im mentally prepearing for a tomorrow's history exam which is about Finnish civil war of 1918
Gotta Be comfy when I enter exam So I won't spagetti myself out of class

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>>34162718
I fucking hate when girls do this. That's a direct "I'm not interested in you" maybe someone else who's a priority texted her while you and her were talking and she forgot about replying to you because you're not that important anyways. That's the reason I never text a girl (or nobody overall) unless they text me first. That's how you know somebody wants to talk to you. If you have to be chasing somebody all the time, well, guess who lost?

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>>34162526
here's your drink
>>34162718
You've goofed but not super goofed the worst thing you can do to
a girl is tell her how you feel for her you've got to relax think about
your replies keep them relaxed take your time and summarise maybe
you could say something like "sorry ive had a pretty busy time recently"
and make it into a joke
>>34162785
that sucks i hope your treatment works out because you deserve better
than being chained to a toilet and what are your dreams also optimism
can really help in bad situations

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My friends don't want to play with me anymore. We've played together since like 2007. We used to play every weekend, but now they manage to come online maybe twice a month. It's not like they have gf's or anything. I know I can be bit of a cunt sometimes, but I've been like that for a decade, why cut me off now? Fuck, I have literally no other friends than this group.

>>34158658
A girl I know and used to like is moving out, some ex of hers is commenting on all her shit. Trying to be "nice" and all, even though apparently he really fucked with her head.

It should be noted that at this point I've never met this girl IRL. She called me today, just explaining the situation (she didn't want to type it all out because she's at work) and my heart hasn't beat that fast in years. I didn't betray that in my voice, but I gotta say it was a bizarre fucking experience. This all happened within the past like 15 miniutes.

>>34162882
>>34162945
Should I resend the question part of the message at the 24 hours since she saw the message mark? I am genuinely interested in knowing what she is getting up to.
Should I also add that the long message was because I had been up to a lot and was too mentally tired to shorten it?

>>34163032
Oh and with that I'll have a Dr. Pepper. Completely forgot to order something, shit.

Fuck I just had breakfast

Oh well gib me a screwdriver

>>34158658
hey barkeep, you got a bucket of diarrhea i can chug?

>>34162802
nice i'm into history i did it in high school
mainly ancient history i didn't even know they had a civil war
is is as interesting as ancient Rome
>>34162981
i have one word for you steamthreads all over r9k there are people everywhere on those looking for people to game with also add me on steam derpwarrior64 my pc is a high end pc that was originally built for music creation but im getting a good graphics card soon

>>34158658
Ill have a gin and tonic

Things are slowly going to shit again my man. I thought i was finally on the verge of escaping robothood. I met a girl in college 3 months ago, we hit it off so well. We got really close and shit, i enjoyed spending time with her and we went on i guess you can call it a date once and it was probably one of the most beatiful days of my life. The feels this girl made me feel were out of this world. I was happy for the first time in forever. But now its all slowly falling appart. She seems more distant. I rarely talk to her. My group of "friends" rarely calls me to hang out, which they used to do in those 3 months i was happy. And i just feel so empty and shitty the whole time and its because of this girl. My whole life came down to going to college and seeing her and spending time with her and now that its slowly fading its back to being a miserable piece of shit again. I cant enjoy anything anymore.

I guess my relationship with my family is improving and ive been going to the gym for 3 months and im doing well in college. But i just want someone to be happy to see me, someone who cares for me and actually wants to spend time with me and misses me when im not there. For once in my life i want those things.

>>34162945
The last dream I had was a nice car I've had my eyes on for 5 years. Since I bought it my only dream has been getting better to the point of being able to take it on a nice trip. I only drive it to the doctor and back, and sometimes to uni.

>>34163032
where is she moving how far apart are you guys maybe you'll be able to visit her
and how far does the bf live away
because you can ask her if she wants you to ask him to back off if she has a problem with it then she'll be glad you asked and if she doesn't tit'll make you look alpha as fuck

>>34158658

I don't have to pass any of these classes while I'm studying abroad but I still feel shitty about inevitably getting a 0 on them and doing basically nothing all semester

I'm hyper and awkward and I just can't get along with people because of my cripplingly low social skills, so I'm finding it very hard to make friends here. I want to be physically intimate with someone, but not even sexually. I just want to hug someone and watch a movie or something.

I'm upset about not being white and being short.

My hair is curly and it looks weird, I want to grow it out but it's not going down well.

I don't have anyone to spend time with.

Japanese is hard.

That's it for now, I think.

>>34163111
Nah, it was Just because socialists got butthurt and tried a revolution because Russia was Having one. It ended in a systematic genocide of communists and More or less slavs too. They also did it again in WW2 having consentration camps on Karelia (Eastern finland/Northwestern Russia) for slavs and commies.

Ancient history Is cool, and rome was 100x More interesting than anything thast has happened in here

>>34163210

Oh, and give me a Bailey's, barkeep. Thanks.

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>>34163058
No no no no! Don't be an orbiter, if you know you don't have a chance with her, just cut her off your life. Don't talk to her anymore, she's showing that she's not interested anyways by randomly stop replying in the middle of the conversation.

Also, don't make the mistake of sending her a wall text message about how you feel about her, girls hate that, trust me. Just don't talk to her, wait for her to message your first, if she doesn't, then she doesn't give a fuck about you. If she does text you, then try to invite her out, try to go out with her and meet at some place. If she gives you cheap answers or excuses, fuck that bitch, don't talk to her anymore, delete her number and from social media if you have her. You're not her type.

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hi bartender i don't need a drink i'm already well on my way to vomitting.
i am 26khv and for the first time in my life i have a potential girl in it. well, that's the thing. I should say: i am for the first time ever maintaining a conversation with a girl who lives a few hours drive away. for some reason I have hope.

I just don't know what to look for. what signs are or when i should flirt or when flirting isn't worth? I don't know what to make of what's going on at all because i have next to no idea on what women think like or act like because i never interacted with them really but I literally can not stop thinking about this girl and want to put babies in her and shit.

thjings that i think about far, far, far too often:
>she'll message me first every day
>BUT sometimes she takes ages to reply
>met online obviously - worried that im essentially just another orbiter in collection and that she has a fuck ton of guys talking to her every day (relates to above too)
>flirting never exactly gets rejected but it also isnt really acted on by her? ive tried to stay very vague in the flirting though because i dont want to orbit
>worried about distance
>want to fuck every square inch of her body if humanely possible
>has the voice of an angel
>dont know how i should be acting to get what i want - dont even know if i can get what i want
>dont want to sperg out and ask her if shes into me but really really really want to sperg out and ask her
>i always tell my internet friends to just ignore me, it's like saying sorry all the time, she always says no with cute smileys

this is just drunk rambling really

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SO, I'm in my dorm at college, and for the first semester I've felt that everyone hated or resented me, even though there were a lot of signs pointing to the opposite. I've had pleasant conversations with them, I've had meals with them sometimes, and I've had them come to me unprovoked to offer me stuff etc. but I've always rationalized it as them being courteous.

I started seeing a school social counselor, and we worked through a lot of social anxiety and avoidant personality analysis and talk. We discussed how my anxiety is causing me to ruminate on the small, likely irrelevant and sometimes possibly even imagined negative interactions I have while purposely disregarding the good things, standard stuff. She gave me a bunch of strategies to use, and we outlined some goals and how we can achieve them.

Fast forward to last night, and everyone in the hall is getting drunk except me. I've drank with them before, it was fun actually. I open my door because I hear someone thump on it, but the only person there is a visiting friend of a girl downstairs. He asks to come in for just a sec, since everyone is going crazy and he seems mostly sober. We chat for a few minutes, then I go with him to check out what's going on. Eventually it comes down to everyone going to one anon's room for drinking games, I've been there on more than one occasion drinking with them, it was kinda fun, but this time I'm at the back of the crowd and the door closes before I get there, and I can hear from the other side "anon, we don't want you here".

So, yeah. For the longest time I had thought I was paranoid and constantly imagining everyone hated me and assumed the worst case scenario, and now I know that in actuality I was right all along, and everyone hates me. and I don't understand why. I can't think of anything I've done wrong, and the times they were nice to me only confuse me more.

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>>34163058
don't resend ever if worst comes to worst do the ??? thing just shrug off the huge amount of stuff
>>34163065
here's your drink sorry about the wait
>>34163138
you should do that go ahead look around for some nice drives maybe take along trip somewhere nice
>>34163229
thats shit and ancient history is pretty fun and i enjoy the facebook memes about romans are you in college

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>>34158658
Can I have some hot chocolate please?

I got a few projects that I have to work on and submit this week, but I feel demotivated to do anything productive everytime. I also get random depressive thoughts and existential crises about my whole life and its purpose, which doesn't help one bit. I just wish I could muster the will to keep going.

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>>34163195
I actually don't know how far away she is.

Either way this dude is fucking Chad incarnate and he'd fucking #rekt me if I even made an attempt. Defending m'lady's honor is not worth it senpai

>>34163316
Cheers m8

give me a bucket of diarrhea with some solid poops floating around in it

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>>34163316
Yep, freshman year on uni. Its kinda fine If you can ignore all the normies and Tumblr shit thats happening. I also major in history [/spoiler]and Minor in music[/spoiler]
Here's a Roman meme for you

>>34163255
Your logic and dubs have convinced me. I will not initiate contact and let her actions speak louder than her words. I am going to make it.
>>34163316
I'll have a kellerbier to think on even if the other guy raised valid points that I'll follow

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>>34163210
i understand your feelings about wanting physical intimacy i miss it soon i'll be ready for a gf also if you want me to link you to some self help books i found today

>>34163438
>Failed spoiler
Oh fugg :DD

>>34163454

Please do. I feel very lost. I feel like I'm useless, lazy trash and my self-pity has evolved to self-hatred. I just hate who I am as a person. To be honest, I'm sad about tfwnogf, but I feel like I don't deserve one anyways.

>>34163267
Never let a girl know how much you like her
Don't ask her out until you meet her irl thats how you
can make sure that she isn't an orbiter and make sure that
you go to her first then she comes to you
that's dedication and a 100% indication that you aren't an orbiter
and that she cares about you

>>34158658
I'll have a whiskey and cola, thanks.

Well, OP. For the first time in a while things are looking up. People are noticing my music, which is nice. And I finally landed a job.

And, at the age of 22 (nearly 23) i'm on the cusp of losing my virginity to a qt petite 18 year old.

She's staying over on her birthday and I'll be damned if I'm not gonna fuck her.

The only issue is, she getting pretty close to another bloke. So i'm feeling uneasy because I'm getting close to something I thought would never happen and now it's being thrown into uncertainty again.

Don't get me wrong, I don't want to make her my gf. She's not so pretty on the inside, he can have her in that regard. She typically gets bored of relationships after a month.

I'd just like to penetrate her.

>>34163312
how many people said that
wherever you go one or two people will hate you for no reason other than personality difference

>>34158658
My penis is going right up your butt and I'm not pulling it out for at least one hundred years. And that will only be to prepare for the second thrust.

hey. i'm mark ruffalo. give me the best seat in the house.

>>34163600
Anon if it was just one or two people they still would've let me in, they wouldn't ostracize me because of the opinion of a small minority in an almost twenty person strong group.

>>34163540
thank you seems like very sound advice will keep it in mind.

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>>34163369
Starting up is the hardest part of any project just put on some music to get you started and the time will fly by
>>34163438
Good majors i that's probably what i would do but im terrible at music
>>34163479
Give me a sec PS these are all require torrents and japan is an amazing country try to go out and explore
>>34163691
the thing about college is that there are more than 20 people in there who gives a fuck
go find new friends keep your eyes open for possibilities of new friendships
and fake it till you make it

>>34163691
Maybe your pussy's smelly? Is your pussy smelly?

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>>34158658
>everyone before me gets a reply
>10 people after me get a reply
>i dont get a reply

This is the second and last time i posted in one of these threads. Go fuck yourselves and goodbye.

>>34163792
Thanks, you dont need to Be good at music to minor it, you Just gotta feel it. I got some girls on My music glasses that dont play any Instruments and barely van sing, but are there "because music Is their Life". I can smell their bullshit, but they do have a point

>>34163862
have you tried being more interesting

>>34163862
Sorry bro, but he's swamped.

The Bar's pretty busy atm.

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>>34163862
Have an original (You) and a hug, anon.

>>34163899
Want to smell my bullshit? It's in my pussy. Come on over, sweetie. Have a sniff.

>>34163862
iktfb
xoxoxox

>>34163899
Everybody's musical in some regard.

I'm not very good with instruments, and I'm not very melodic.

But I feel textures. I can tell a story, an emotion with the sounds I used.

So I got a degree in Sound Design rather than music.

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>>34163560
That's good
life seems to be getting better and life seems to be getting a little better for me as well
>finished moving in comfy apartment with my brother
>20 minutes from the city and only pay $100 a week
>he works 7 days a week and earns a shit tonne of money
>he pays for food as long as i cook it
>and soon i will be a functional human being

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>>34163792
If I could fake it, I'd be doing that already. Now the worst part is all of my friends, who are infinitely more socially successful than me, are talking about coming up to visit and turning shit around. Probably going to make me smoke weed before going to a club with them. and it's like, I appreciate the help, but it's like they don't understand. I like all of them, but I still feel like an outsider, and I can tell I'm different than them. Honestly, I believe we're only still friends because we have been for ten years now, and if they had just met me today they'd hate me. The only thing that's fostering my friendships with them is that the group is self perpetuating so long as I don't rock the boat.

>>34163980
>But I feel textures. I can tell a story, an emotion with the sounds I used.

Uh... Gay, bro.

>>34163991
That's excellent anon.

I'm actually laying the ground work this year to move further down south.

I miss Uni, so I'm going to rent a house with my old house mates - it'll feel like home again.

Rent, of course, is slightly more severe in the south of England when you're no longer a student.

Thinking of starting a handlebar mustache club in the states. If I make it in a pub I won't have to be excellent at conversation right? Alcohol plus people always equals easy talking right?

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If you refuse to serve me a bucket of poop, I exercise my right to consume my own bucket of poop that I filled inside this very bar.

Bartender? Lol, more like BADtender.

Started seeing a counselor for depression, feelsbetterman. But I need to start making career decisions and nothing really interests me; it sucks. I tried studying computer science as I basically fit the profile for it but I was so bored doing most of it, and dropped out.

No idea how to find what I want to do, but I'm glad my family can be supportive while I'm looking

Hey I'll just take a coke please

So my problem is that I'm unconfident and want really want to ask a girl out but I'm so fucking pissed because I never have the guts to do it. She's so damm cute but I'll probably never do it because I'm just a fucking pussy

>>34164036
So very homosexual.

No regrets.

>>34164144
Just get to know her first bro.
See how things go.

People have it in their head that you're supposed ask a cute girl out right off, then go steady.

Truth is. Life is messier than that. You might find you and her growing closer after just hanging out with friends and eventually make the decision to be together. Rather than taking her on an awkward date.

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>>34163899
>>34163980
yeah i love music and my taste is varied i might think about doing a music course i do
want to buy a guitar and right now im a bit focused on self help and during my time as
a shuddin i developed some bad habits and health problems i need to fix before
ill be ready for even a part time job also i get what you mean about texture music has to slow to fit with the tone of the song
>>34164083
where you live is important to your mental health if you love where you live then
stress will ease off you and living with a friend can be good but it's also a little
risky so don't be too hasy
>>34164096
hell yeah make sure that you make it kind of exclusive hire a door man post it online that could be quite a high end establishment
>>34164144
liquid courage is always your friend as is being patient
and i repeat my rule never confess your love to her
ask her out casually it scares women away

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Give me a good whiseky, please.
Still thinking about that girl that rejected me a little over a week ago.
You see the deal is this:
>Tell her I like before Chrsitmas break by letter
>Get turned down because she has the hots for some guy that isn't in our shared social group
>Tells me she also talked to him about her feelings
>He already has a girlfriend
>I repeat: HE ALREADY HAS A FUCKING GF

Apparently we both needed 3 months until we talked to our respective crushes but this is just ridiculous. He already has a gf, and she didn't know. She didn't fucking know.
And here I am, sitting, wondering if I should try again in due time after she's over him, if that ever is the case.
He also left her hanging as our shared social group went ice-skating yesterday. She seemed pretty bummed out about it, too.
And even after all of this, I just want to hold her and tell her everything will be alright.
I didn't know I was capable of these feels anymore, I want them to go away.

>>34164255
That's been my goal but I'm too much a coward to even start something casual

>>34164308
Don't resent her, you can't change who you like
Just be there for her, maybe she'll see a new side of you

Here are some self help books that may help you guys out i only downloaded them today but ive read through a few

https://kickass.cd/50-positive-habits-to-transform-you-life-2016-epub-gooner-tt15923073.html

https://kickass.cd/17-anti-procrastination-hacks-2016-wwrg-tt16550181.html

Tried to make friends in uni. The guy I tried to spend time with started making jokes about me not having friends.

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A really pretty girl a year above the consent age keeps texting and hugging me. shes really into me.
Actually she just asked me to go to the movies.
Im 21 but on one side this feels wrong.and on the other i don't want to miss this opportunity because my last girlfriend was almost 4 years ago.
i dont know what to do honestly

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>>34158658
what happened to the old bartender with that disease? did he die?

>>34164381
Fucking go for it.

There's no question.

Go for it.

>>34164374
It was probably just banter la

>>34164358
>Don't resent her
That's the thing. As much as I'd like to resent her, as it is a million times easier on my feelings, I just can't. Every time we are together (mostly in a group of 4 or larger) I keep catching myself staring at her. Her eyes, her nose, her mouth, her ears. Everything seems so perfect. She even looks beautiful while eating. I can't help myself.
And that douche of a guy fucking actively cock-blocked me while already having a gf.
I don't want to wait another 20 years until I find someone like her again. That shit scares the hell out of me at night, when I'm alone with my thoughts.
We fit on so many levels, also. Humour, movies, vidya (as far as I know). This shit is tearing me apart desu, because the more I try to distance myself, the closer I want to be, if that makes sense.

>>34164586
Just level with her maybe?

You'll regret it if you don't atleast try.

And that's the goal, really. Dying without regrets.

>>34164630
>Just level with her maybe?
I'm sorry, I've never heard that expression before, can you explain please?

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>>34164308
idk man your stuck between a rock and a hard place my best advice is to ask her for a drink or something like that and prep for it a little and she may slowly start to forget about her crush you dont need much physical stuff going on the first few times just make sure you flirt but your chances are low also i think you might need a the bottle
>>34164381
do it man
>>34164400
also the original barkeep is still here it hit around 2:00 and i got super deep

>>34164700
im heading to bed now ill keep the bar open see you guys in around 3-6 hours

>>34164673
Lay the cards on the table.

Explain eveything to her in a completely frank and open way. Tell her how you feel buy don't try to be all try hard about it.

Just be honest.

>>34164724
Ok, thanks for the clarification.
How immediate should I do this? Honestly, exams are coming up in about two weeks and I don't want to fail them. Actually already thought to slyly ask her our on Valentine's day, but that would be a bit too much, wouldn't it?
>>34164700
>ask her for a drink
might also work, don't know though. Chances were always low. I'm a low-chance guy when it comes to these type of hings.

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>>34164407
Well, i dont live in the states, so the consent age here is a couple of years lower.
Im also turning 22 in march so the age gap is what makes me question the whole thing.

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>>34163792
Thanks for the drink, OP

Hmm, I'll try that when I resume working on those projects. Hopefully I'll be able to get it something done everytime I do it. All the shit and stuff that's been piling up these last few days has been eating at me and I just can't find a way to release all that pent-up stress without totally going ballistic on my environment.

>>34164814
I'm gonna be fucking a just turned 18 year old in February - and I'm 22.

But then, I'm English. She'd only just turned legal for someone over the age of 21.

I still think you should go for it. Take things slow if needs be.

>>34164791
Valentines day may be a bit much, but that's me.

You're not going to be studying all the time, right? And I suppose you could wait till after them.

Or better yet, hang out together around study time. Build a relationship thathas the potential to become something bigger when exams are over.

Again, no letters. Open, frank, face to face.

>>34164814
I do understand the age gap though, for relationships.

You're both at different places in your lives.

But, you like who you like. And if she's game, try it. Better than being lonely?

>>34164922
>Or better yet, hang out together around study time.
That's also an idea, but everything I imagine where we come closer together one way or another seems just so tryhard to me, as she knows how I feel. 75% of the cards are already on the table, this is purely luck of the draw by now.
>Again, no letters. Open, frank, face to face.
Spaghetti will drop as hard as a meteor, but she can't handle the situation equally, so we both will spill, I guess.

>>34158658
Two barrels of beer!

Just took 28x30g codeine and 14x20g citalopram about 30 minuets ago and things are taking effect.
Should I ring the (non) emergency number or?
I read 500mg is mld for codeine, but I'm worried I will survive with bad internal injury
I have work tomorrow at 11

Gimme water, barkeep. I want to be sober for the stories

Met a girl a month ago, she makes me very happy.
But I get very depressed thinking that she will leave or that I'm not good enough for her.

>>34165019
Just remember, things don't happen like they do in the movies.

Have a nice, if she's as special as you say that should be easy enough.

It doesn't have to be some grandiose appeal of affection, remember that. And you don't have to rush. Just enjoy being together.

>>34165302
Emergency, as soon as possible.

>>34165302
Mayte. I've not done codeine since uni.

I was wavy as fuck.

If you're fearing for your health, yes. Call them.

For me a Mojito

Got cucked by her long distance relationship chad boyfriend. Hows your day going bartender ?

>>34165409
>>34165408
I'm trying to end it, now si my chance to do it, there is nothinng in the house extra I can take. No booze, ony thing I can think of is bleach but would probably vomit
I feel like I'm going to pass out, is this a good opportunity to do short drop?
I don't want to survive, I am struggling to get around.

>>34165599
Posting here is a cry for help; part of your brain still wants to survive. I would call emergency services and skip work tomorrow; go do something you enjoy like a movie or a walk or the zoo. Sounds like you need some you time.

>>34164270
So I just work myself into her heart and ask her out like nothing? I'll try it

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Pain...please...make it stop...anything...give me anything...

>>34163114
well that's how all girls are desu

first relationship ended a few years ago. i have not been able to get my shit together since then. dint know if i ever will.

put my neck on the train tracks yesterday but i pussied out at the last moment.

i just need to drink before i try again.

>>34165369
>things don't happen like they do in the movies.
Should have considered that first. Looking back on it I was autistic as hell.
> if she's as special as you say
I'm in love with her, of course she's special.
>It doesn't have to be some grandiose appeal of affection, remember that. And you don't have to rush. Just enjoy being together.
Will try. We'll meet again in one of these threads one day and I'll tell the tale, no matter the end.

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>>34158658


Good
>feel like I'm getting my shit together again after a rough last semester (barely made it through)
>started working out again
>lowered my drinking (was drinking daily/all day from July up to a couple weeks ago)
>have a lot of solid confidence in myself again, feel like I'm finally just accepting who i am, being happy about certain aspects i have and improving the ones i don't like
>have a couple FWB's and still meeting others on Tinder


Bad
>exgf BPD fembot (who broke up with me months before last semester) is moving away for a new job soon
>thought i was over her (we haven't talked since) but there's still some part of me that wishes she would stay. still a small part of me that wishes it would work out between us.
>i still stalk her social media daily
>haven't been able to try dating another girl again, no girls seem to interest me that much, i put the bare minimum of effort into talking to them and getting to know them better (even if they seem like good girls)
>it's almost a year since the breakup and i'm still affected by it

Whiskey, straight.

I've got necrophilia and haven't done anything about it in seven years. The last few weeks it's been nearly unbearable. I've been having dreams about indulging in it. I can smell and feel everything in these dreams and it's getting harder and harder to get out of bed in the morning. It doesn't give me any relief and I always have to fap now when I wake up... I know it's not healthy but all I want to do is sleep so I can do what I never can do IRL.

>>34166064
I'll look forward to that anon Ahahaha

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the girl i like is lesbian, but i know that even if she wasn't, nothing would have happened

The original bartender's name was Jack right? RIP Jack. I always remember him when I see these threads.

My semester starts on Tuesday. The fall went pretty well, but my classes are a lot harder looking this time, so I'm a bit worried. I started meeting other people in my major last semester but was a bit autistic. I hope I can make them my friends now.

So I'm stuck in the airport until my 10:00pm flight (missed my first one)

What should I do? I could go to an overpriced airport bar, but I'd rather be here at this imaginary one instead. It's cheaper here.

I'll take a moscow mule.

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A white russian please.

Things are so-so, I spent most of my days playing vidya and whatnot, but I can't immerse myself fully, I probably need anime to be full on escapism. Everything is fine until nighttime rolls and the effect fades, but that lasts for 3-4 hours before I go to sleep.
>>34168547 Go somewhere comfy and then remain here anon.

>>34163449
If a girl is interested in you, she would not give you cheap excuses like "I'm busy af" and when you see her Snapchat she's hanging out with other people it's clearly that your company isn't appreaciated or not as important.

Cut her off, if you ever get a message from her again, try to meet up with her instead of just keeping it in a text message window.

>>34158658
Hey barman, is there a jukebox somewhere?
Can i put some music so i can soothe the ambient?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n08b1ptdnYM

Rum, straight up please.

I don't know what I want to do with my life.

I have a shit degree in Communications, but I want to become a radiology technologist or go into IT. But, school is expensive and long, and IT is over saturated and too difficult to get a job in.

Kill me.

Seasonal depression is taking its toll. Been having sad boy dreams about laying in bed with nice girl. Wake up and realize that I'm alone again. Honestly probably some of the worst feels I've had.

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>Be me
>Get downstairs
>Take food outta microwave
>Fatass POS mom standing there, half-drunkenly tells me to enjoy my meal in this bizarre microagressive vocal tone
>Yeah whatevs
>While she's at the fridge asks me "if i want some ketchup to go with that sausage" because "she herself just looooves putting ketchup on her sausages"
>I'm like no wtf
>A normal person would've acknowledged this and ended the convo at that point
>But nmom? Keeps babbling on still about how fucking delicious SHE thinks putting ketchup on HER sausages is and how SHE just LOVES doing it
>"Yeah well that's really interesting ma but i myself for my part don't"
>Grayrocking throws her off-balance and she suddenly has that expression someone usually makes when they just swallowed a bitter lemon or something since she doesn't get her nsupply validation like she probably expected
>"I just wanted to help anon!"
>Wave it off "Yeah yeah"
>Gets a taste of her own condescending medicine again lel

^ Actual convo i just had

The thing about narcs is that they become pretty predictable over time, you see their retarded self-indulgent bullshit and pseudo-abuse coming from a mile away and it doesn't surprise you anymore

>>34158658
A sprite with absolut, thanks.

Yesterday I went on a date with this girl. Possibly the closest thing to a fembot I'd ever known if such a thing exists. Very quiet, intimidated by conversation, etc. I could tell she was embarrassed but I thought the whole thing was super cute. Thing is, I usually take a while to warm up myself, but I tend to put on a more outgoing facade for tinder dates so I don't seem as much of a loser as I am. Since I didn't know she'd be like this goin in, I think my facade intimidated her and now she says we won't be a good fit and doesn't want to see me again. Meanwhile I feel like I've barely scratched the surface of meeting her and now I'll never get to actually know her.

>>34158658
A sad "pepe" please

God damnit all my life playing videogames, because I didn't like particularly any girl and then when I find one I fuck up completely. God why does loving hurt so much.

>>34158658
Rum and coke.

I'm on vacation at my cousin's beach house near New Haven. Scrolling through Tinder makes me kind of stressed; there are so many cute Asian girls at Yale.

University is so short. I feel like I'm wasting a plethora of golden social opportunities. I'm 20, but the time seems to be accelerating.

Just chilling. It's my second last year of high school and I don't really know what the fuck I want to do. Just procrastinating, reading edgy novels and hating females despite never interacting with them.

I'd take a Magners Cider please.

Have to do my final exam om tuesday to get my degree in engeneering. Probably not gonna make it. Already feeling nervous cause i know im bassicly fucked. Hnnngggg

Just a coke with some cyanide

>be me
>last year of highschool
>no girls pay attention to me
>new girl comes midsemester
>shes cute and hangs out mostly just with me
>tell my best friend about it
>he tells me shes ugly but whatever
>i ask her out and we get together
>lasts for about 2 weeks
>apparently i was too needy and sticked to much with her
>never get over her
>continue being friends and get closer to her
>eventually we grind at a disco and things are great
>the whole year was me trying to be with her
>best friend is a total chad
>literally every girl has fallen for him and he had a gf
>fast foward to last week before graduation
>friend wants to tell me something
>"Sorry man we just love each other"
>i knew they didnt because he insulted her constantly but i forgave him
>get extremely depressed
>cry during the entirety of graduation
>never leave the house the next 3 months
>consider suicide multiple times
>she continues to talk to me and help me with my depression

that was last year and we still talk but my life has gone down the drain, last week i tried dating another chick who i used to be friends with but she didnt show up on the date, im only 19 and i know things get better but it all feels like shit.

Barkeep, get me a shot of anything: its intermission, and the second act will be starting soon.

I bought two tickets to a concert that I wanted to see. Invited a friend to go when I purchased them.

Reminded them a week before and they told me they forgot.

I invited this girl I'm dating.

She says yes.

I wake up to a text from her. She's not going. She's not interested in classical music. I guess she's also just not interested in hanging out with me...

I burn through everyone I know. Finally I get a yes from an old college buddy.

I arrive at the concert hall, but theyre not there.

I can't wait any longer. I go inside.

As it starts, text: "sorry, got super stoned, imma chill here XD"

These tickets cost me two hundred dollars each, and I'm sitting front row with elbow room instead of with a friend.

This will be venting from here on out, but I really take an effort to join in whole heartedly in the stuff my friends are interested in, even if they don't interest me. Cthulu? I read a bunch of Lovecraft, just so I could talk to them. Vegetarian cooking? I love meat, but sure, ill cook with you: I want to help make a cauliflower lasagna! Want to watch reality TV/MMA/shows about cars? I HATED sitting through that stuff, but for my friends, I didn't complain, I brought beer, I enjoyed them enjoying it.

Nobody wanted to come check out the thing I like. Nobody made me a priority like I make them a priority.

$200 down the drain, and I'm rethinking my life.

Barkeep a Fireball if you will

Tried killing myself last year now everyone treats me different and I feel more of an outcast than I did before, on the plus side this girl I like became really protective over me and we've become incredibly close, turns out she has anxiety so we can suffer together until we die...Well thats the plan but knowing my luck it won't last long before she cheats or leaves.

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>>34166286
You oughta quit using social media for a few days. Looking at her shit everyday only makes that longing worse. Good luck friend, it wouldn't be easy but it'd be for the best

>>34166316
Thats an incredible problem you have. I hope this wave of frustration passes you gently

>>34167297
My condolences

I'm sitting here a virgin, meanwhile my mom is getting fucked senseless by her new boyfriend

they don't even play music or anything

feels bad

whiskey with two rocks please.
>be me, 21 y/o
>drop out of uni and decide to start new studies abroad because "new experiences" and because my major sucked and i hate this place and my family
>get acceptances from two unis and start the visa application
>been waiting for morethan 3 months for a reply but i got nothing but "under process" responses
>while waiting an old femfriend reconnects with me
>shows me attention and sends various signs
>all going great until one day she freaks out for no apparent reason and just decides that nothing is EVER going to happen between us
>get depressed because i never decided on whether we are going to move on or stay friends
>lose contact with her because i can not handle all the drama and shit
>keeps coming back and telling me that she wants me in her life
>conversations we have are not "friends' conversations" but she keeps telling me nothing is going to happen and at the same time keeps asking for advice regarding friends and possible partners
>cut contact again and she comes back this time she comes to see me face to face and tells me how much she wants me in her life
>shitty cycle on repeat
>still no response from the competent authorities
>social anxiety is at its max and hadn't went out of the house for 2 months
>she keeps coming back and i keep letting her in
>fuckmylife.jpg
>been depressed for too long and i just want this to end
halppppppppppp

> too depressed to get the insurance I recently got set up so I can see a doctor

like poetry

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The heaviest shit you have.

Just got kicked out of my band because we just released our first album and the rest of the band wants to tour through europe with some other bands to promote, but I don't have the money to buy all the appriopriate gear needed for such a tour, so they decided to boot me and search for another guitarist who does have money and high-end gear.

I started this band 3 years ago with my best friend, we were both outcasts and all we had was each other. We recruited some other musicians from our school and we just practiced and played day in day out. We were horrible but we didn't give a shit cause it was fun. My entire life revolted around the band, I even quit school to put all my focus towards it. Whenever I got money I immediately invested it in the band for recording, merch, promotion all that kinda stuff.

Now they just kicked me without pardon, and my best friend doesn't even seem to care. It has always been one of my greatest dreams to tour throughout europe, and now that it was finally so close within reach, it all fell apart just because I don't have any god damn money.

Now I'm just sitting here feeling numb. I've lost my closest friends and my greatest passion in life, and all I can do is sit and watch.

No alcohol just coke.

My life has been pretty average, I just started on acutane and my face is fucking hurting and I can't play music because I play brass.